Official Drunk Post Thread

[Nord]

This is the official thread in which you will be ablel to post nonsense that is funny to either everyone, or just yourself.....

[Nord]

O.K. I'll start............;)

[DILLIGAF]

I try not to post anymore when drinking. They won't let me delete the shit anymore :(. I felt they were funny as hell though.

[Nord]

I just got done with doing my whole yard including the trees, grass, hedges, and all that other bullsh*t. I love doing it, however didn't realisze that I polished off almost a whole 12 pack. I weight like 30 lbs (35 if I haven't pooped all day ) I usually don't post from home, but now I'm bored and my party has fizzled........

[Nord]

I try not to post anymore when drinking. They won't let me delete the shit anymore :(. I felt they were funny as hell though.
You post whatever the hell you want in here...........thats what the thread is for........
Don't worry, I won't tell anyonle..................................

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I can't post while drinking anymore. :220v: But I can watch you stumble accross the keyboard. :)

[DILLIGAF]

But I can watch you stumble accross the keyboard. :)
That's funny.
Nord.....You crap 5 lbs a day? WTF?
lol

[DILLIGAF]

I just got done with doing my whole yard including the trees, grass, hedges, and all that other bullsh*t. I love doing it, however didn't realisze that I polished off almost a whole 12 pack. I weight like 30 lbs (35 if I haven't pooped all day ) I usually don't post from home, but now I'm bored and my party has fizzled........
Thats some party

[Nord]

you guys are going the wrong way with the thead here you guys...........
This is a safe zone or what have you. If your gonna hate, than get out!!!!
;)
I still type good don't I.
What can I say, some people can hole their booze, and others can't

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

you guys are going the wrong way with the thead here you guys...........
This is a safe zone or what have you. If your gonna hate, than get out!!!!
;)
I still type good don't I.
What can I say, some people can hole their booze, and others can't
I can hold my own...... in my hand.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

That's funny.
Nord.....You crap 5 lbs a day? WTF?
lol
Yes, I can say yes safely. he goes 2 times a day so it would be 2.5 each time. LOL!! :)

[Nord]

I'm not the smartest peanut in the terd, but I do know that 5 pounds is a lot of poop.
It was a joke, but I think somedays I drop around there......

[DILLIGAF]

You know...I like Nord so I won't take this crap thing any further but he opened himself up to all sorts of comedy. I am not drinking so I will just slither away now :)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Did he work that out with a pencil? or plenty of fiber? :rollside:
LOL!! plenty of beer fiber works everytime. :)

[W.O.T]

im on my fifth beer ill be back on to post in this thread after a few more to join nord

[Nord]

I'm q'uin a steak right now, just opened a bottle of shitty wine (Turning Leaf Cab) I should be blacked out by time the steak is done...

[Bradman]

I've been enjoying screwdrivers all night and now I'm watching Survivor which I hate. I just to lazy to get up and get the remote control thats only 10 feet away...

[Nord]

Steaks, done then watching Lucky # Slevin?????? I'll let you know.......

[Bradman]

Well Survivor is over and my drink is empty. Guess I'll make one more and and then go crash. Hittin the road early for Havasu. Riding the motorcycle up for the rock fest.
So how was your steak?

[Nord]

I'm out......... 10:50 and I'm ready to throw the towel in..........
untill tomoroww.......................................... ....wwwwwwwwwwwww...............
~NORD OUT!~

[Nord]

Yeah.......................
Can I just tell you that I've been working on my website since Moses parted the red seas!!!
I've been searching the net for images to match up to my style #'s and it isn't easy. My vendors are lagging on getting me my images so I thought I would just find the images on the net. (This might be a little bit of run-on hence the "ODPT" ;))
Anyhow, like everything else I do with this web co. They start out by having me do stuff one way, but then end up telling me they are sorry, they didn't know, I have to do it a new way.
Obviously this is very tedious(sp??) work and takes a lot of time.
I'm 1 bottle of shitty Merlot and 2 beers deep.
I'm ready to take a shot of drano and call it a night!!!
F*ck F*ckin F*ck F*ck!!!!!
Thannk you :)

[Devil's Advocate]

Only one glass of wine tonight. I don't qualify to be here tonight.. :rolleyes: :)

[lewiville]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738chinese.jpg

[Nord]

lol
Just ranting........
I never took the time to really look at your avitard.........pretty funny

[lewiville]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738beer_poster_8.jpg

[lewiville]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738beer_poster3.jpg

[lewiville]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738id_hit.jpg

[lewiville]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738beer_poster2.jpg

[Nord]

Well lewiville, this is nothing short of fantastic right now lmafo

[lewiville]

ok I think I am done :) :) :) :)
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738DSC00430.JPG

[W.O.T]

i am officially drunk so i though id contribute again. i got dumped by my g/friend of 2 years so ive been doing a little bit of drinking and lots of reading on ***boat lately. call me a beeotch or give me some of that good advice like get over the b*tch grow some balls!

[Nord]

nordie poo, you were watching the "ufc" tonight and not the "pbr" .... right ? :rolleyes: :rollside:
I'm working on my website..............Didn't you read the above???
I wish I was watching UFC right now.
I 'm in the wrong business. Dude, wait till you see your icemaker !!!!!!

[Nord]

i am officially drunk so i though id contribute again. i got dumped by my g/friend of 2 years so ive been doing a little bit of drinking and lots of reading on ***boat lately. call me a beeotch or give me some of that good advice like get over the b*tch grow some balls!
BEEOTCH!!!!!!!!

[W.O.T]

thanks just means ill have a new piece of ass in my boat from now on :)

[Nord]

Just kidding bro, that seriously sucks. That feeling is normal and goes away with time and Hookers and Blow in Vegas ;) Mostly time though.
Just remember, that feeling is supposed to suck, and with time and a new hobby (working out, sports, something physical), Your confidence will come back, chicks will like you again (be patient) and you can find another one to F*ck up your life!!

[W.O.T]

Just kidding bro, that seriously sucks. That feeling is normal and goes away with time and Hookers and Blow in Vegas ;) Mostly time though.
Just remember, that feeling is supposed to suck, and with time and a new hobby (working out, sports, something physical), Your confidence will come back, chicks will like you again (be patient) and you can find another one to F*ck up your life!!
thats the truth. yeah i need some single time for now. she was a great girl but life goes on. i run everyday and lately more and more to keep my mind busy. anyways im going to grab a beer!

[Nord]

best car dealer ad ever!!! (http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738car_dealership_ad.wmv)
Dude, HB is gonna kick down your doors for posting that!!!LMFAO!!!!!!
:jawdrop::jawdrop:

[lewiville]

Dude, HB is gonna kick down your doors for posting that!!!LMFAO!!!!!!
:jawdrop::jawdrop:
I am drunk remember :rolleyes:
I took it off...............and I got something else :idea:

[lewiville]

coming to you live from my office
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738my_new_office.jpg

[lewiville]

something to do while your drunk
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738make_your_own_plane.jpg

[lewiville]

one more
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738big_belly.jpg

[lewiville]

one for the ladys
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738horny_sign.gif

[lewiville]

hell, I am gonna keep going :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738bush_and_chaney_bevas_buthead.jpg

[lewiville]

i just might make it to 1000 posts tonight :)
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738iron_my_shirt.jpg

[lewiville]

drunk, drunk, drunk, drunkity drunk-drunk-drunkity drunk drunk drunkucky drunk
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6738head_stone.jpg

[Nord]

LMAO
where do you find this sh*t???
Hey, did you hear Youtube was bought by Google??

[lewiville]

amazing bike tricks (http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/10/sweet_bike_tricks.wmv)

[lewiville]

LMAO
where do you find this sh*t???
Hey, did you hear Youtube was bought by Google??
yup. not sure that the deal went throught though.
there are some many sites out there that you can stuff

[Nord]

yup. not sure that the deal went throught though.
there are some many sites out there that you can stuff
I think now that it is owned by a big company, they are going to get sued for all the material they pull without permission.

[Nord]

~nord Out~

[lewiville]

Lewi out

[Nord]

Here we go again..........

[Devil's Advocate]

Those were some funny ass posts from lewiville. The car dealer was tops, rotflmfao! :D

[Devil's Advocate]

Here we go again..........
You hitting the drinks again? :crossx:

[Cheap Thrills]

You hitting the drinks again? :crossx:
I am .. would you like one ? http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1127100_0200-med.jpg
C.T. :wink:

[Devil's Advocate]

I am .. would you like one ? http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1127100_0200-med.jpg
C.T. :wink:
Pass one on over here.. :p

[Nord]

I'm still at work, I get off in about 50 minutes, then I will be able to catch up and post here....

[Devil's Advocate]

No Tecates here, just some cheap ass wine.. :p http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/3507000_3680.jpg

[lewiville]

No Tecates here, just some cheap ass wine.. :p http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/3507000_3680.jpg
:crossx: :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
that kind of wine is the best..............almost like two buck chuck

[lewiville]

lets see what time everyone is going to get drunk.....I will start about now

[Nord]

I just woke up...........Sushi last night with a few Kirin Ishibans and 2 bottles of chilled Sake...........
I feel like shit.
However it looks as though Jordy should have visited here last night ;)

[Goad]

i just bought a kegorator....this thread will be useful.

[Devil's Advocate]

... However it looks as though Jordy should have visited here last night ;)
I was just going to say that. That's if he was actually drunk??? :220v: :rolleyes: :crossx:

[Cheap Thrills]

I'm still recouperating from the Tecate blow out :rolleyes: I must be getting old I dont heal as fast as I use to. I still have 2 left in the mini bar fridge I may crack one open to see if it'll knock the edge off.
T.

[Devil's Advocate]

Giving this thread a head start for the evening.. :D

[Nord]

I am now elidgable(sp?) to post in here.....although I'm buzzings and not drunk..
I love Coors Light. I really like Guiness, but I didn't have any and Guiness always leaves a bologne aftertaste in my mouth.
Through the years, I started with Coors because all the guys I use to rodeo with drank it. Then to Coors Light, because it was much more refreshing and gave me a buzz after drinking what looked like large amounts.
When I was 21, I changed. I started hanging out with Bud Light. I stopped the fiasco with Coors Light cold turkey. Bud Light had a little more bite to it.
The girls I was dating were older than me. I was just figuring out the whole "hot chicks that are older are single for a reason" thing.
Now, 28 years old. I've done a complete 180. I'm back to Coors Light because when you hang out with RD, your Budlight is either at the bottom of the cooler, or has never made it into the cooler in the first place.
I'm, well I think i am dating a 21 year old that thinks I hung the moon and will probably break my heart. But its worth it ;)
Life is good. God Bless Coors Light.

[Devil's Advocate]

I am now elidgable(sp?) to post in here.....although I'm buzzings and not drunk..
I love Coors Light. I really like Guiness, but I didn't have any and Guiness always leaves a bologne aftertaste in my mouth.
Through the years, I started with Coors because all the guys I use to rodeo with drank it. Then to Coors Light, because it was much more refreshing and gave me a buzz after drinking what looked like large amounts.
When I was 21, I changed. I started hanging out with Bud Light. I stopped the fiasco with Coors Light cold turkey. Bud Light had a little more bite to it.
The girls I was dating were older than me. I was just figuring out the whole "hot chicks that are older are single for a reason" thing.
Now, 28 years old. I've done a complete 180. I'm back to Coors Light because when you hang out with RD, your Budlight is either at the bottom of the cooler, or has never made it into the cooler in the first place.
I'm, well I think i am dating a 21 year old that thinks I hung the moon and will probably break my heart. But its worth it ;)
Life is good. God Bless Coors Light.
You could have just left it at I love Coors Light... :p

[Nord]

no. thats why this thread is here!! Gosh........
You didn't follow the directions from the first post did you ;)
its o.k
Happy 1000.....may there be many more back handed comments.

[Devil's Advocate]

no. thats why this thread is here!! Gosh........
You didn't follow the directions from the first post did you ;)
its o.k
Happy 1000.....may there be many more back handed comments.
You're right, I forgot where I was for a minute.. :)

[Nord]

Why are pretty girls so mean...
Get out of my ODPT!!!!

[Nord]

there's a new beer out there called "corona" and another good one is "heineken" ......... quit drinking that "practice beer" cowboy :cry:
Gaybob

[Kim Hanson]

Giving this thread a head start for the evening.. :D
Well then I have been trying to get a focking video of my soundsystem out of my truck and the focking thing is too loud to take the decibals to video...mic craps out :cry: Maybe if I back off like 20 feet it will work, grab a beer a try again.............( . )( . )................. :D 20 beer =
20ft :rolleyes: :p okay, 21 feet this time!

[Devil's Advocate]

Anyone need cups for their beverages?
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/3507Party.jpg

[Kim Hanson]

Okay 21 feet away........( . )( . ).........LOUD (http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3742CLIP0001.AVI) :crossx:

[Nord]

"you" are calling me "gay" ... ????
homo

[Nord]

lol,
I'm sure theres brokeback stuff to come

[LuckyStrike]

I Cant hardley see the screen right now :220v:

[Nord]

ok, your f ucking w/me ... i was about ready to ride my horse out to the country and beat your lil nine year old body ass :rolleyes: :rollside: - d-no
lmfao
I jumped in the shower and got out and saw those pms.

[Nord]

Careful Deano.............It aint the size of the man in the fight...........its the size of the baseball bat he's handling..................

[Nord]

Now quit gaying up my thread...........geez.:)
You and Devil's Adv. both.....
THIS IS A SAFE ZONE!!!!!!
Haters;)

[One Eyed Jack]

No Tecates here, just some cheap ass wine.. :p http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/3507000_3680.jpg
anything from lodi
tastes like cork

[squirt'nmyload]

even though its miller lite
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSCF0059.jpg

[squirt'nmyload]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/P1010397.jpg

[squirt'nmyload]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC01992.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC01997.jpg

[squirt'nmyload]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC01507.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC01508.jpg
and some women in the action
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC01502.jpg

[squirt'nmyload]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC00375.jpg

[squirt'nmyload]

holy moly better watch out!!!!!!
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC01961.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC01962.jpg

[Nord]

I'm alergic to kegstands.......................I break out in handcuffs......

[squirt'nmyload]

I'm alergic to kegstands.......................I break out in handcuffs......
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC01499.jpg

[squirt'nmyload]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC02230.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC02231.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC02232.jpg

[squirt'nmyload]

who say's drinking and golfin doesn't mix
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC02164.jpg

[squirt'nmyload]

my mom
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC02149.jpg

[Nord]

I'll be here in about 2-3 hours..............................
Still at work and need a beer baaaaaadd.......
STANDBY..........................
~NORD~

[Nord]

Who's with me............???

[Nord]

what are you belushi ...... ???
Tonight I am..............

[Nord]

is your "blow-up" doll almost pumped up ???? :skull:
Almost...........she is great though. No drama.......Don't yell, don't tell, don't swell...... I really do love her!!!

[Debbolas]

I'm NOT drunk, but I've just had the most fun:D
riding in a car, standing up in the sunroof :D very fun:D
my cheeks are cold ;)

[Debbolas]

No. :rolleyes: I'm not Topless............I'm Debbolas :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
No I kept my top on...........but it was a blast :D

[Nord]

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/9839/316fresh11mj.jpg

[Nord]

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/9839/316fresh11mj.jpg

[Nord]

Well, after eating spagetti, drinking numerous beers, and watching the Exterminate the White Man thread while pushing the F5 button over and over again. I will end my night here.
Things I learned today:
Don't C-walk in a club unless your black, or a crip, or a black crip.........
Tom Brown like budunka butts...........
Check your plug..........while boating too.........
396 has the ability to make every conversation a racial arguement.....just axe him ;)..........
Did I cover it all??

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

Almost...........she is great though. No drama.......Don't yell, don't tell, don't swell...... I really do love her!!!
Hell yeah!!!!!!!!

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/9839/316fresh11mj.jpg
Thats jordy's uncle:crossx: Cup check LMFAO!!!!!!

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

who say's drinking and golfin doesn't mix
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC02164.jpg
3 wheel motion!!!!!!!!!!!

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

Ok ill play;) This was 2 weeks ago and I was fukked up! That was a night of 12 tall glasses of grey goose and redbull and a few coronas:eek: Notice that I have 3 drink in one hand:D
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/521/239sugardaddys1.JPG

[EAZYKILLER2006]

That's funny.
Nord.....You crap 5 lbs a day? WTF?
lol
lol naw :p but i bet he pissed it lol

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Thats jordy's uncle:crossx: Cup check LMFAO!!!!!!
wtf we show a lil nip and get editteddeddid and hes got THE ROCKS HANGING OUT lol

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

wtf we show a lil nip and get editteddeddid and hes got THE ROCKS HANGING OUT lol
LMFAO, she said THE ROCKS

[Nord]

wtf we show a lil nip and get editteddeddid and hes got THE ROCKS HANGING OUT lol
3:07a:m???? Hardcore...........

[Nord]

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Just finished painting!!! Just finished a 12 pack too!!! Yeow!!
So I just tried to peel my masking off the base boards in the bathroom...........and all the paint came off with it!!!
So I got frustrated and pulled a piece really quick...........
and a whole strip of paint came off with it and left a lightning bolt shaped deal on the wall.....
It was magical
Standby..............

[squirt'nmyload]

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Just finished painting!!! Just finished a 12 pack too!!! Yeow!!
So I just tried to peel my masking off the base boards in the bathroom...........and all the paint came off with it!!!
So I got frustrated and pulled a piece really quick...........
and a whole strip of paint came off with it and left a lightning bolt shaped deal on the wall.....
It was magical
Standby..............
CLASSIC:)

[HavasuSelect]

Here's my friend's Grandma hitting the 4 shooter beer bong:D
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/blulitespecial8/gma.jpg

[Nord]

Is anyone going to be in LA tonight????

[27 Awesome cat]

Is anyone going to be in LA tonight????
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
Ok mofo's here we goooooooooooooooooooooooooo:p

[dragboat]

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Just finished painting!!! Just finished a 12 pack too!!! Yeow!!
So I just tried to peel my masking off the base boards in the bathroom...........and all the paint came off with it!!!
So I got frustrated and pulled a piece really quick...........
and a whole strip of paint came off with it and left a lightning bolt shaped deal on the wall.....
It was magical
Standby..............
I just finished trimming out the garage in oak , looks freakin GREAT. I put the nail gun down along with a watermelonvodka&pineapple juice. Hope it looks as good as it looked ,tonight...........tomarrow.:D

[RaceFace]

I sure hope my dinner is good.....i went toget another redhook while bbqing and apparently 'someone' left the spatula on the grill and the wood handle caught fire.....

[27 Awesome cat]

I sure hope my dinner is good.....i went toget another redhook while bbqing and apparently 'someone' left the spatula on the grill and the wood handle caught fire.....
Seasoning bro...I have crab legs and steak on the BB-Q right now..Can't find my drink so i'm making another one:D

[Kim Hanson]

I sure hope my dinner is good.....i went toget another redhook while bbqing and apparently 'someone' left the spatula on the grill and the wood handle caught fire.....
Hickory flavor is good :D :D ...........( . )( . )............

[Kim Hanson]

Seasoning bro...I have crab legs and steak on the BB-Q right now..Can't find my drink so i'm making another one:D
I hate when that happens, it's like a workout looking for your drink! Grab a new one and it starts all over, where the hell did I leave that one :D :D ..............( . )( . )............

[RaceFace]

Seasoning bro...I have crab legs and steak on the BB-Q right now..Can't find my drink so i'm making another one:D
Yeah, i left my beer too close to the grill....it got tooooooo warm...thats why I left to get another one. I think the handle DID add some flavor.....hickory.....hmmmmm:D

[RaceFace]

Hickory flavor is good :D :D ...........( . )( . )............
You are absolutely right!!! Hickory rocks. I dont wanna tell wifey that I have to burn a spatula every time I bbq ribeyes....can get a little pricey! Then again, its all about the flavor!! :D :D :D

[27 Awesome cat]

I hate when that happens, it's like a workout looking for your drink! Grab a new one and it starts all over, where the hell did I leave that one :D :D ..............( . )( . )............
Now I have two drinks:D The wife came out with the one I lost and said"Did you loose this"...Good woman:D
Yeah, i left my beer too close to the grill....it got tooooooo warm...thats why I left to get another one. I think the handle DID add some flavor.....hickory.....hmmmmm:D
Hichory dickery dock the mouse ran around the clock..I forget the rest:idea:

[Kim Hanson]

You are absolutely right!!! Hickory rocks. I dont wanna tell wifey that I have to burn a spatula every time I bbq ribeyes....can get a little pricey! Then again, its all about the flavor!! :D :D :D
Just find those beer stores that give away full bbq sets with 24 packs and you are set.....now you are cooking............( . )( . )...........:D :D

[RaceFace]

Hichory dickery dock the mouse ran around the clock..I forget the rest:idea:[/QUOTE]
He grabbed Mother Hubberd, who was in front of the cupboard, and made her suck his c***!
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!

[27 Awesome cat]

Just find those beer stores that give away full bbq sets with 24 packs and you are set.....now you are cooking............( . )( . )...........:D :D
I wish ...WAIT~~~~****ing Biglue just called and said he found out where his family works...He's in Bakersfield lost:confused:

[Kim Hanson]

Now I have two drinks:D The wife came out with the one I lost and said"Did you loose this"...Good woman:D
She wants you sleeping.........( . )( . ).............:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Hichory dickery dock the mouse ran around the clock..I forget the rest:idea:
He grabbed Mother Hubberd, who was in front of the cupboard, and made her suck his c***!
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH![/QUOTE]
Close...........
Hickory Dickey Dock,
The biatch was sucking my cack,
Spit the gue,
and dropped her off on the next block !..........( . )( . )............:D :D

[27 Awesome cat]

She wants you sleeping.........( . )( . ).............:D :D
That reminds me of a story..I was so ****ed up one night and the Mrs was horny all frigin night ,,,Well I got a little to drunk and fell asleep but woke up while she was just having the time of her life..I had to pee,so I did my deal and came back to finish her off..Chick snores so loud..

[Kim Hanson]

I wish ...WAIT~~~~****ing Biglue just called and said he found out where his family works...He's in Bakersfield lost:confused:
That is oilfields, do they have sheep there also :D :D ............( . )( . ).............

[27 Awesome cat]

That is oilfields, do they have sheep there also :D :D ............( . )( . ).............
If there is sheep he will find them..I wonder if Luckey is out there with him?
He calls and says "Hey where do I turn??" I was laughing so hard he hung up on me:mad: I'll just call his g/f's phone..

[Kim Hanson]

That reminds me of a story..I was so ****ed up one night and the Mrs was horny all frigin night ,,,Well I got a little to drunk and fell asleep but woke up while she was just having the time of her life..I had to pee,so I did my deal and came back to finish her off..Chick snores so loud..
I took this girl home from the bar with tits to no end, well she kept pulling my hair and shit..I thought this girl is all focked up, she made me have dread locks:mad: I banged her for 5 hrs straight and fell asleep on top of her :D :D Hammered................( . )( . )..............

[27 Awesome cat]

I took this girl home from the bar with tits to no end, well she kept pulling my hair and shit..I thought this girl is all focked up, she made me have dread locks:mad: I banged her for 5 hrs straight and fell asleep on top of her :D :D Hammered................( . )( . )..............
Did you get her name???
I wish my wife would stop pinching my nipples:mad: It hurts!!!!!!!!!

[Kim Hanson]

If there is sheep he will find them..I wonder if Luckey is out there with him?
He calls and says "Hey where do I turn??" I was laughing so hard he hung up on me:mad: I'll just call his g/f's phone..
Well if you see some Holstein sheep running around they are there :D :D ..........( . )( . )................

[27 Awesome cat]

Well if you see some Holstein sheep running around they are there :D :D ..........( . )( . )................
Kind of funny that a Mexican is going to go hang out with a bunch of Mexicans...Why does he want me to go??? I'm worried:confused:

[Kim Hanson]

Did you get her name???
I wish my wife would stop pinching my nipples:mad: It hurts!!!!!!!!!
Ahhh, I just remember asking her to show me her tit's...JUGS maybe.......( . )( . )...............:D :D

[27 Awesome cat]

Ahhh, I just remember asking her to show me her tit's...JUGS maybe.......( . )( . )...............:D :D
Awwwwwwww I bet you wished you had the camera,**** I wish you had it..:D
On that note where are all the drunk chicks?????????

[Kim Hanson]

Kind of funny that a Mexican is going to go hang out with a bunch of Mexicans...Why does he want me to go??? I'm worried:confused:
They do weird shit with sheep ya know, google is all over it............( . )( . )...........

[27 Awesome cat]

They do weird shit with sheep ya know, google is all over it............( . )( . )...........
I wonder if he will be BB-Q ing the sheep or ~~~ Nevermind:(
This beaner needs a gps bro..Mofo wont stop calling me//The wife said I have to get the boat ready we are going to find his ass...I will bring the camera for this..

[Kim Hanson]

Awwwwwwww I bet you wished you had the camera,**** I wish you had it..:D
On that note where are all the drunk chicks?????????
Camera no, okay now sweating and hair is in the face....pulled hair back to feel this big dread lock..I freaked out and put her to the floor, fock my hair up ..I will burn your's off then..............( . )( . )...........To the floor and let her buck baby ! I was a stab and dash kind of guy, ya know the kind...his name was Mike thing :D :D
Drunk chicks are at the bar ..............( . )( . )................:idea: Stabbing arena............:D

[Kim Hanson]

I wonder if he will be BB-Q ing the sheep or ~~~ Nevermind:(
This beaner needs a gps bro..Mofo wont stop calling me//The wife said I have to get the boat ready we are going to find his ass...I will bring the camera for this..
That would be funny...........pictures soon.............( . )( . ).............:D :D

[27 Awesome cat]

Camera no, okay now sweating and hair is in the face....pulled hair back to feel this big dread lock..I freaked out and put her to the floor, fock my hair up ..I will burn your's off then..............( . )( . )...........To the floor and let her buck baby ! I was a stab and dash kind of guy, ya know the kind...his name was Mike thing :D :D
Drunk chicks are at the bar ..............( . )( . )................:idea: Stabbing arena............:D
Well shit I need a visual bro.. ok after the Mike thing you lost me..

[Kim Hanson]

Well shit I need a visual bro.. ok after the Mike thing you lost me..
You need a fake name, shit! I had a girfriend at the time and Mike was a good name to use :idea: I was caught a few times doing this crap, wang dang sweet poon tang just kept calling me back to them..............( . )( . ).........:idea:

[27 Awesome cat]

You need a fake name, shit! I had a girfriend at the time and Mike was a good name to use :idea: I was caught a few times doing this crap, wang dang sweet poon tang just kept calling me back to them..............( . )( . ).........:idea:
Ok I get it...The drinks are starting to kick in now...Oh I have been caught in the past tooo,that was a bad night.

[27 Awesome cat]

Takes two hands to handle the Whopper (hic)
I like that..Talking to people that are not here:eek:

[Nord]

PfFFFFttttt..................
F girls..................
Seriously...................I am mind F*cked right now. Thank god for Jack Daniels.
I can finally see straight. Until tomorrow that is :(
and screen names..........F those too...........
And girls......

[Tom Brown]

PfFFFFttttt..................
F girls..................
One day at a time, brotha.

[Nord]

One day at a time, brotha.
I do........... I F them one day at a time ;)

[Nord]

Who Is Drinking???????????????????

[kylesbds]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Im ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN Wasted All I wanna know is whose commin with me

[27 Awesome cat]

Who Is Drinking???????????????????
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:D

[Mrs 2LKHVSU]

Home and safe..................:D

[ol guy]

Hey Back off................... Im not as Think as you Drunk I am.

[Goad]

drunk...just got home from the orange st fair....saw some dude with a cole shirt on....i swear ive seen him around before at the races....i think its the same guy at the end of riverrats II talkin shit on top of jerrys trailer.... ???

[WishIknew]

drunk...just got home from the orange st fair....saw some dude with a cole shirt on....i swear ive seen him around before at the races....i think its the same guy at the end of riverrats II talkin shit on top of jerrys trailer.... ???
Jerry Springer He lives at Moabi!!!!!!!

[WYRD]

:)

[27 Awesome cat]

burp:d

[Nord]

Only an hour and 10 minutes left at work and I'll be on my way to this..........

[Nord]

2 Vodkas down the hatch and beers from here on out tonight. I am having one of those nights..........

[MissB]

Does Nord need a hug?

[Nord]

Spagetti time.......................my roomate lagged and I'm just now eating. BTW she is from Canada and single for all the Canadians on the board.........:idea: :)

[MissB]

Pic's of the Canadian girlfriend??? for us inquiring minds....:devil:

[PinkTaco]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC02230.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC02231.jpg
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k265/squirtnmyload/DSC02232.jpg
:idea: Think I know this one... Her lips get numb when she drinks:idea: Or so I've heard...

[Nord]

I am definately going to throw upo:(

[topless]

I just got awaken up by a drunk dial about an hour ago and now can't get back to sleep so all ya'll are going to have to put up with me for a while. Now my fockin cat won't leave me alone either.:mad: :mad:

[hoolign]

I just got awaken up by a drunk dial about an hour ago and now can't get back to sleep so all ya'll are going to have to put up with me for a while. Now my fockin cat won't leave me alone either.:mad: :mad:
Kick it:mad: :mad:

[topless]

Kick it:mad: :mad:I don't kick animals.....................................except asses.

[hoolign]

I don't kick animals.....................................except asses.
YOU WILL KICK THAT CAT AND KICK IT NOW! :mad: at least pinch his tail..showem whos boss!

[topless]

YOU WILL KICK THAT CAT AND KICK IT NOW! :mad: at least pinch his tail..showem whos boss!Yes master.:eek:

[hoolign]

Yes master.:eek:
just for that..you can be nice to Mr Stupid cat:D

[topless]

just for that..you can be nice to Mr Stupid cat:DHe's pissed because I made an appointment to have his balls chopped off.

[hoolign]

He's pissed because I made an appointment to have his balls chopped off.
DO YOU BLAME HIM???? :jawdrop:

[topless]

DO YOU BLAME HIM???? :jawdrop:Not really but I was tired of him trying to have sex with his mother. (the incestual beast!!!!):mad:

[hoolign]

Not really but I was tired of him trying to have sex with his mother. (the incestual beast!!!!):mad:
Why not just mom plugged up:idea:

[topless]

Why not just mom plugged up:idea:I don't want to try to find homes for kittens with 6 paws.

[Nord]

Just got home...............irish car bombs, coors lights, shots of jack..............I am going to drink water and take asprin. Anyhow, check this kid out. He is 10 years old. I tried the beat box thing and dislocated my lips:notam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w2wHUx8Q7w

[Nord]

God I wish I was home and not at work right now.............I will be posting here for sure tonight..............one of those days.:mad: