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DILLIGAF
10-10-2006, 10:11 AM
Washington DC , 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Pete McGlaughlin

unleashed
10-10-2006, 10:42 AM
Thats freaking funny!
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com)
Washington DC , 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Pete McGlaughlin
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com)

dirty old man
10-10-2006, 10:48 AM
thats been floating around the e-mail circuit for a while. its great

HighRoller
10-10-2006, 11:18 AM
I think we should all just stop paying taxes. Maybe that would get the government's attention and let them know we're serious. They can't throw us all in jail and if they try to impose penalty we can inform them that we have renounced our citizenship and are now "migrant workers" from out of state. If they persist, we'll start up our own immigrants' rights group and threaten to sue. Obviously voting isn't working because 70% of America is against illegal immigration yet the senate still tries to pass an amnesty bill.

Sleek-Jet
10-10-2006, 11:21 AM
I think we should all just stop paying taxes. Maybe that would get the government's attention and let them know we're serious. They can't throw us all in jail and if they try to impose penalty we can inform them that we have renounced our citizenship and are now "migrant workers" from out of state. If they persist, we'll start up our own immigrants' rights group and threaten to sue. Obviously voting isn't working because 70% of America is against illegal immigration yet the senate still tries to pass an amnesty bill.
no no no... Roller, you're not thinking like a politician... 70% aren't against it... 30% are for it... it's all about the positive, not the negative. :rolleyes:
Pessimism will get you nowhere. :idea: