Ugly Woman

[topless]

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper
asks "Are they twins? " The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
Why?
Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies,
"I just can't believe you got laid twice!"

[maxwedge]

LMAO :crossx:

[Hardly Satisfied]

That's good

[JetBoatRich]

Not bad for TOPLESS :rolleyes:

[Chelle]

LOL
Thats funny.... :rollside:

[dicudmore]

lol

[Ziggy]

Keeps the social services line long too. :rolleyes:

[wanna B V]

A lady gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver looks at it and shrieks, "Dammit lady, that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Shaken, the lady says, "Excuse me?". Even louder, "Dammit lady, that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Realizing that he won't back down, she moves down the aisle with tears in her eyes. She sits next to a man that notices she's upset. "What's wrong?" "The bus driver really insulted me. I can't believe how rude he is." The guy trying to make her feel better, "That is totally out of line, he shouldn't be allowed to insult passengers on this bus. Do you want me to go talk to him?" She gathers her resolve and says, "No, this is something I should take care of. I'm going up there to give him a piece of my mind!" The guy encourages her, "Yeah! Go get him! In fact, go now; I'll hold your monkey for you."