UH Oh!! Funny

[JustMVG]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave
at him and say hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

[clownpuncher]

A guy is in line at the grocery store. He notices the woman in front of him is putting eggs, milk, bread and carrots onto the conveyor belt. He's looks at the food, then looks at her and says.........
"You MUST be a single woman"
The lady replies "my, you can tell that just by what kind of food I'm buying?"
"No" he says "it's because you're FOCKING UGLY"
bwaaaaaaaahaaaahahahahahahaha

[Devil's Advocate]

:D