View Full Version : I picked up a hooker tonight
Tom Brown
10-11-2006, 08:39 PM
This evening I stepped out for a social engagement. On the way home, I stopped at a convenience store to pick up a few things.
I live near a lake that goes through the center of our town so I'm right close to downtown. While my neighborhood is nice and quiet, there is some pretty low levels of living little over a mile from my house. This convenience store is in a pretty rough part of town.
On the way back to my car, I'm carrying a bag of grocery items in one hand and a big bottle of V8 juice in the other, a young woman comes up to me, jumping up and down, and starts talking really fast. She wants a ride. She was motoring on about only needing to go four or five blocks and that it's really, really cold. She said really, really cold about seventeen times. She wants to go just a few blocks from my house and it's right on the way.
She looks like she's dressed OK, better than the locals in the area. She's wearing pants and her jacket looks to be a reasonable fall jacket. The temperature is about 20 degrees Fahrenheit.
"OK... hop in."
Once we both get in, I realize her breath is stinking of booze. She thanks me and asks me if I want a date. Lost in thought, I didn't answer right away. I was just starting to suspect she was a prostitute and was thinking about that when she said, "I don't mean to disrespect you but I'm available if you're looking for a date."
I tell her I'm just returning from a date, although I wasn't. I was just with some friends, some of which are female, so it didn't seem like that much of a stretch, despite the lack of body fluid exchange.
It was pretty clear she was prepared to compensate me for the ride. I just pretended to not understand and wished her a pleasant evening. She seemed frustrated as she closed the door and I pulled away. My nieve character is pretty convincing.
This brush with the ghetto has me feeling kind of dirty. :D
This evening I stepped out for a social engagement. On the way home, I stopped at a convenience store to pick up a few things.
I live near a lake that goes through the center of our town so I'm right close to downtown. While my neighborhood is nice and quiet, there is some pretty low levels of living little over a mile from my house. This convenience store is in a pretty rough part of town.
On the way back to my car, I'm carrying a bag of grocery items in one hand and a big bottle of V8 juice in the other, a young woman comes up to me, jumping up and down, and starts talking really fast. She wants a ride. She was motoring on about only needing to go four or five blocks and that it's really, really cold. She said really, really cold about seventeen times. She wants to go just a few blocks from my house and it's right on the way.
She looks like she's dressed OK, better than the locals in the area. She's wearing pants and her jacket looks to be a reasonable fall jacket. The temperature is about 20 degrees Fahrenheit.
"OK... hop in."
Once we both get in, I realize her breath is stinking of booze. She thanks me and asks me if I want a date. Lost in thought, I didn't answer right away. I was just starting to suspect she was a prostitute and was thinking about that when she said, "I don't mean to disrespect you but I'm available if you're looking for a date."
I tell her I'm just returning from a date, although I wasn't. I was just with some friends, some of which are female, so it didn't seem like that much of a stretch, despite the lack of body fluid exchange.
It was pretty clear she was prepared to compensate me for the ride. I just pretended to not understand and wished her a pleasant evening. She seemed frustrated as she closed the door and I pulled away. My nieve character is pretty convincing.
This brush with the ghetto has me feeling kind of dirty. :D
I'm shocked Mr. Tom Brown...you didn't take her up on it...LOL :p
topless
10-11-2006, 08:43 PM
This evening I stepped out for a social engagement. On the way home, I stopped at a convenience store to pick up a few things.
I live near a lake that goes through the center of our town so I'm right close to downtown. While my neighborhood is nice and quiet, there is some pretty low levels of living little over a mile from my house. This convenience store is in a pretty rough part of town.
On the way back to my car, I'm carrying a bag of grocery items in one hand and a big bottle of V8 juice in the other, a young woman comes up to me, jumping up and down, and starts talking really fast. She wants a ride. She was motoring on about only needing to go four or five blocks and that it's really, really cold. She said really, really cold about seventeen times. She wants to go just a few blocks from my house and it's right on the way.
She looks like she's dressed OK, better than the locals in the area. She's wearing pants and her jacket looks to be a reasonable fall jacket. The temperature is about 20 degrees Fahrenheit.
"OK... hop in."
Once we both get in, I realize her breath is stinking of booze. She thanks me and asks me if I want a date. Lost in thought, I didn't answer right away. I was just starting to suspect she was a prostitute and was thinking about that when she said, "I don't mean to disrespect you but I'm available if you're looking for a date."
I tell her I'm just returning from a date, although I wasn't. I was just with some friends, some of which are female, so it didn't seem like that much of a stretch, despite the lack of body fluid exchange.
It was pretty clear she was prepared to compensate me for the ride. I just pretended to not understand and wished her a pleasant evening. She seemed frustrated as she closed the door and I pulled away. My nieve character is pretty convincing.
This brush with the ghetto has me feeling kind of dirty. :D
Congratulations Tom. I'm proud of your new worldly experience.
slowinhavasu
10-11-2006, 08:43 PM
Welcome to my world...... :crossx:
Be glad you didn't.. You're OCD would have driven you nutz all night... :D
P.S.... can you pm me her cordinates? I'm feeling a little horney :D
SHOTKALLIN
10-11-2006, 08:43 PM
tell the truth.........did she have all her teeth??? :crossx:
voodoomedman
10-11-2006, 08:44 PM
You should have told her the truth that you were late for a date with the porcelain queen. :D :D :D
tell the truth.........did she have all her teeth??? :crossx:
The whitest he's ever come accross
:220v:
Tom Brown
10-11-2006, 08:46 PM
Congratulations Tom. I'm proud of your new worldly experience.
I think it would be fair to say my life has been pretty sheltered. I do my best to talk a good game but I'm about the furthest thing from being a man of the world.
SummitKarl
10-11-2006, 08:48 PM
This evening I stepped out for a social engagement. On the way home, I stopped at a convenience store to pick up a few things.
I live near a lake that goes through the center of our town so I'm right close to downtown. While my neighborhood is nice and quiet, there is some pretty low levels of living little over a mile from my house. This convenience store is in a pretty rough part of town.
On the way back to my car, I'm carrying a bag of grocery items in one hand and a big bottle of V8 juice in the other, a young woman comes up to me, jumping up and down, and starts talking really fast. She wants a ride. She was motoring on about only needing to go four or five blocks and that it's really, really cold. She said really, really cold about seventeen times. She wants to go just a few blocks from my house and it's right on the way.
She looks like she's dressed OK, better than the locals in the area. She's wearing pants and her jacket looks to be a reasonable fall jacket. The temperature is about 20 degrees Fahrenheit.
"OK... hop in."
Once we both get in, I realize her breath is stinking of booze. She thanks me and asks me if I want a date. Lost in thought, I didn't answer right away. I was just starting to suspect she was a prostitute and was thinking about that when she said, "I don't mean to disrespect you but I'm available if you're looking for a date."
I tell her I'm just returning from a date, although I wasn't. I was just with some friends, some of which are female, so it didn't seem like that much of a stretch, despite the lack of body fluid exchange.
It was pretty clear she was prepared to compensate me for the ride. I just pretended to not understand and wished her a pleasant evening. She seemed frustrated as she closed the door and I pulled away. My nieve character is pretty convincing.
This brush with the ghetto has me feeling kind of dirty. :D
oh no...TPC got Browns password :)
Tom Brown
10-11-2006, 08:50 PM
oh no...TPC got Browns password :)
Thank you for the compliment, however, I've been posting short stories on the Internet since the mid 1990s.
SummerBreeze
10-11-2006, 08:52 PM
you slut
I hope you washed your hands
socalmoney
10-11-2006, 08:52 PM
So was she a smelly pirate hooker? Was that store on "***** island".
Are we going to see you on COPS this Sat night?
socalmoney
10-11-2006, 08:54 PM
What, they censored w-h-o-r-e ? What's up with that.
did you at least take a picture with your camera phone?
Tom Brown
10-11-2006, 08:57 PM
What, they censored w-h-o-r-e ? What's up with that.
It's ****ed.
did you at least take a picture with your camera phone?
No pictures. She didn't look the way I would imagine a hooker would look. She looked like an average looking girl in her early 20s, no makeup, sensible clothes (long pants and a thick fall jacket).
socalmoney
10-11-2006, 08:59 PM
Be careful, I smell Chris Hanson. Don't make any stupid mistakes Tom, your too important to the board.
That's normal TB.
One time I went downtown with some freinds to catch the action.
We'll we figured the best place to go was 4th & T.
Pretty cool. Their was meat struting their stuff all over the place.
So we rolled are windows down and pull up to the curb.
So this black bitch walks up to the window and ask..what do you kids want?
I said..maybe a quicky.
She bites, so she reaches in the car and grabs my balls.
So she rubs them down and says 20 bucks will do ya!
That's normal TB.
One time I went downtown with some freinds to catch the action.
We'll we figured the best place to go was 4th & T.
Pretty cool. Their was meat struting their stuff all over the place.
So we rolled are windows down and pull up to the curb.
So this black bitch walks up to the window and ask..what do you kids want?
I said..maybe a quicky.
She bites, so she reaches in the car and grabs my balls.
So she rubs them down and says 20 bucks will do ya!
so, did it make ya feel dirty?
:crossx:
so, did it make ya feel dirty?
:crossx:
Ya for a minute. Just like Tom Brown.
Tom Brown
10-11-2006, 09:15 PM
Just like Tom Brown.
I'm flattered but my story is pretty grade school, compared to yours. Great story, by the way. :cool:
I'm flattered but my story is pretty grade school, compared to yours. Great story, by the way. :cool:
It's real!!!!
Tom Brown
10-11-2006, 09:22 PM
I assumed it to be real. Mine is real as well. :)
SHOTKALLIN
10-11-2006, 09:27 PM
I cant believe you passed up a freebie. Now you be driving by that store alot I guess. Were you looking in the mirror for the cops?
NorCal Gameshow
10-11-2006, 09:33 PM
It was pretty clear she was prepared to compensate me for the ride.
This brush with the ghetto has me feeling kind of dirty. :D
i'm guessing the "date" would've cost more than just the ride. $$$$
i'm guessing the "date" would've cost more than just the ride. $$$$
I'll have your starter first thing in the morning. :rollside:
moneypit
10-11-2006, 09:42 PM
Tom,
Good thing. I'd hate to see you on Cops.
NorCal Gameshow
10-11-2006, 09:42 PM
I'll have your starter first thing in the morning. :rollside:
Thanks!!! it finally died. had to pick up wifey after work...
i'll pick it up friday. cold cervesas to follow :chi:
Thanks!!! it finally died. had to pick up wifey after work...
i'll pick it up friday. cold cervesas to follow :chi:
We'll work it out.
See me at the parts counter. I'll give you a call.
NorCal Gameshow
10-11-2006, 09:50 PM
We'll work it out.
See me at the parts counter. I'll give you a call.
:cool:
deltaAce
10-11-2006, 09:53 PM
When she asked if you wanted a "date", you should have told her what it would COST HER! :rollside:
When she asked if you wanted a "date", you should have told her what it would COST HER! :rollside:
I think it was an opportunity for a freebee.
Cheap Thrills
10-11-2006, 10:13 PM
Tom,
I'm upset you didn't send her my way. I would have bent her over the Peaveys and beat her with a wet noodle. then shit on tits and thrown the schlong between em and called it a chili dawg.
Hell I wouldnt have even charged her for the lesson...
C. feelin the ban commin on T. :wink:
NorCal Gameshow
10-11-2006, 10:16 PM
Tom,
I'm upset you didn't send her my way. I would have bent her over the Peaveys and beat her with a wet noodle. then shit on tits and thrown the schlong between em and called it a chili dawg.
Hell I wouldnt have even charged her for the lesson...
C. feelin the ban commin on T. :wink:
C "gonna have a headache in the morning" T
Tom Brown
10-11-2006, 10:17 PM
C "gonna have a headache in the morning" T
Shades of Colt '45. :D
IN2-IN2MX
10-11-2006, 10:23 PM
Screw you Tom! That's the last time I ask you for a ride! It was just soooo cold. :220v:
:) :rollside: :)
ratso
10-11-2006, 10:25 PM
Screw you Tom! That's the last time I ask you for a ride! It was just soooo cold. :220v:
:) :rollside: :)
Now if that was true, I'd fly up there and kick Tom's ass...
Tom Brown
10-11-2006, 10:25 PM
Screw you Tom! That's the last time I ask you for a ride! It was just soooo cold. :220v:
I've seen pictures of you. You make this girl look like Iggy Pop.
Tom Brown
10-11-2006, 10:26 PM
Now if that was true, I'd fly up there and kick Tom's ass...
... and I would take it because I know I'd deserve it.
IN2-IN2MX
10-11-2006, 10:27 PM
ROFLMAO! :p
ratso
10-11-2006, 10:27 PM
... and I would take it because I know I'd deserve it.
...and we'd have a few drinks afterwards, then go gangbang that hooker! :crossx:
Tom Brown
10-11-2006, 10:29 PM
...and we'd have a few drinks afterwards, then go gangbang that hooker! :crossx:
That may be more hardcore than you realize. ... but I'm way onside with the sentiment. :D
Cheap Thrills
10-11-2006, 10:31 PM
C "gonna have a headache in the morning" T
OMG that just plain fockin funny right there . I already too my preventive maintence meds though I can't type woth a shit I shouldnt have a headache in the morn :idea:
T.
Shades of Colt '45. :D
:p
How do we now come to be afraid of sunrise ?
T.
It was pretty clear she was prepared to compensate me for the ride. I just pretended to not understand and wished her a pleasant evening. She seemed frustrated as she closed the door and I pulled away. My nieve character is pretty convincing.
This brush with the ghetto has me feeling kind of dirty. :D
Lmao......you are as full of shit as a Christmas turkey....lol
A more accurate assessment.........."Like a screen door in a hurricane"...lol
did you make her spend some time in ...The Box....Tom?.... :p
Toms new .....best buddie... :p
http://www.traveldoctor.co.uk/images/hooker.JPG<<<<This is what Tom saw on the street.....but when he got home....and turned on the lights....well.....
http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/data/500/ShowLetter1.jpg
Trailer Park Casanova
10-12-2006, 03:29 AM
Hookers buy the $3 all day ride pass on the Los Angeles rail system.
They cruise it searching for customers.
About two weeks ago I was approached by a maybe 14 / 15 year old Latino girl.
Beauty beyond her years, really striking like the girls on the Mexican TV soap operas.
Dressed nicely, very good looking, maybe 90 lbs.
I felt sorry for her.
See lots more of it now a days for some reason.
RitcheyRch
10-12-2006, 04:32 AM
So, thats where they are hiding now. All kidding aside. Sad that such young girls are turning to this trade for income. There was a story on the news awhile back that young girls are starting to turn tricks so they can afford the finer things in life. They even said some of the ones they interviewed came from upper middle class families.
Hookers buy the $3 all day ride pass on the Los Angeles rail system.
They cruise it searching for customers.
About two weeks ago I was approached by a maybe 14 / 15 year old Latino girl.
Beauty beyond her years, really striking like the girls on the Mexican TV soap operas.
Dressed nicely, very good looking, maybe 90 lbs.
I felt sorry for her.
See lots more of it now a days for some reason.
racecar.hotshoe
10-12-2006, 05:56 AM
And today on Oprah.
Johns that dont put out.......... :crossx:
lucky
10-12-2006, 06:01 AM
The whitest he's ever come accross
:220v:
classic Roz ,
classic :cool:
Waist Deep
10-12-2006, 06:13 AM
I'll bet you went to third base and found a bat!
TOBTEK
10-12-2006, 06:13 AM
NOT BUYING THE WHOLE STORY.......................
*** EITHER ***
She wanted a few dollars, and he told her to hit the bricks... OR
She was SOOOO butt ugly, he wouldnt hit it with Roz's unit ( which hits anything without notice)
So, tell the truth...... you boned!
lucky
10-12-2006, 07:32 AM
Did your car smell like a fishing port ? and have you checked your seat for protien deposits ? does it appear a huge snail slithered in your car ?
were her pantyhoes a straining device for the next John ? - Did you "sneak a peek " While admiring your Chrome Glove box " -- and last but not least -- did you jack off in a condom and give it to her as a sack lunch ?
so many questions :)
Dave C
10-12-2006, 07:51 AM
damn, you beat me to it... LMAO :rollside:
no shiat.. probably a tranny HA HA HA.
I'll bet you went to third base and found a bat!
DILLIGAF
10-12-2006, 07:53 AM
You did the right thing TB. At least your %#$@ won't be falling off :)
4day!!
10-12-2006, 12:00 PM
This brush with the ghetto has me feeling kind of dirty. :D
did you go home and curl up on the shower floor in the fetal position?
"Find a happy place"
kanedog
10-12-2006, 06:24 PM
Go back and get a picture of her so we can see for ourselves!
let the ***boaters decide!
EAZYKILLER2006
11-20-2006, 01:04 AM
I'm shocked Mr. Tom Brown...you didn't take her up on it...LOL :p
hell no he wouldnt~ she sounded skkkkkanky the hoe no one could be that desperate...
EAZYKILLER2006
11-20-2006, 01:14 AM
damn, you beat me to it... LMAO :rollside:
no shiat.. probably a tranny HA HA HA.
oh shiatttt!!! lmao to funny~ 'mindes me of a story K once hubby made me go in to get a porn shop to pick up a dvd...true story by the way...y he makes me :rolleyes: ...well anyways...all these dudes got really uncomfortable me being in there an all ~so i made it quick and grabbed the first one that looked ~you know OK...it said tranny trick~ i though that was the girls name ... my son and hubby were like what the hell...WELL we never did watch it...but i now i am curious HUH ? wonder what happened to that one?
Froggystyle
11-20-2006, 10:39 AM
Thank you for the compliment, however, I've been posting short stories on the Internet since the mid 1990s.
I was figuring that Ratso had gotten a hold of your password, but the ending was all wrong... ;)
STV_Keith
11-20-2006, 12:31 PM
The temperature is about 20 degrees Fahrenheit.
Ummm, that's just wrong. Get out now Brown!
ratso
11-20-2006, 12:39 PM
I was figuring that Ratso had gotten a hold of your password, but the ending was all wrong... ;)
If Tom had been plastered, I'm sure it would've ended differently. :idea:
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