Pms?

[HCS]

I've tried everything!
First thing the doctor said was to take your dog for a walk and get your mind off of it.
We'll I tried that! When I got home from walking the dog it came back.
So I went back to the Doc and he checked my blood pressure, he put me on blood pressure pills.
He said they might make you tired but they should help the problem.
Well that didn't work, I couldn't sleep.
There was way too much noise!
So I figured I have to try something different.
So I went and sat down in the garage and opened a beer.
No radio on or nothing, just piece and quite in a man's world.
Then it got late and it came back!
I just about had it! What do I do? This is starting to suck!
I just want it to go away!!!!
Any suggestions?
What the hell do I do?

[HCS]

I see.
There's no answer.
I'll try and lock myself in the office. :squiggle:

[kanedog]

ru the guy or the girl?

[HCS]

I worked with this dude that had a big beard.
He came to work one day with this red looking crap all over his his beard.
We asked him..what's that all over your face?
He replied...Oh shit! The bitch was on the rag!
The next day he said there was butterfly's all over his bed sheets when he got home. :messedup:

[HCS]

Anyone know what a dog knot is?

[upsman105]

Anyone know what a dog knot is?
That is a doughnut with icing on top and sprinkles, but the sprinkles are only on half of the doughnut.. :rolleyes: ...don't you know anything?

[HCS]

That is a doughnut with icing on top and sprinkles, but the sprinkles are only on half of the doughnut.. :rolleyes: ...don't you know anything?
So feed her a doughnut?

[NorCal Gameshow]

see TPC's thread:
aunt from red china (http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=129340&page=1&pp=40&highlight=aunt+red+china) :hammer2: :hammer2: :hammer2: