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RitcheyRch
10-13-2006, 04:44 AM
This might have been posted before.
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.
On each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for
what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back,"Five dollars!"
One da y however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog.
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder
what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker.
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog
past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five
bucks?"

Jesster
10-13-2006, 08:37 AM
I guess it's true then, five bucks doesn't get you much anymore. :crossx:

KreatinKaos
10-13-2006, 09:02 AM
Blahahahahahahaha ... five bucks is too much for Billary :crossx:

CARLSON-JET
10-13-2006, 10:04 AM
I think that is one of the better hillary jokes I have read. Thanks RR.

RitcheyRch
10-13-2006, 10:21 AM
No problem. Glad you enjoyed it. :)