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TUNNEL T
10-13-2006, 08:47 PM
OK BOYZ , BRING ON YOUR BEST CHIT!!
1 my dog ate my truck keys and i had too wait till he chit!
2had cat for breakfast and have a fur ball in my throat!
Eliminator 4 Life
10-13-2006, 08:51 PM
if you post here your a pu$$y
TUNNEL T
10-14-2006, 06:14 AM
if you post here your a pu$$y
these are for your bosses !!!!
Boatmaster
10-14-2006, 07:35 AM
Tell him you have a vision problem and you just can't see coming in. My boss falls for it every time.
NICE PAIR
10-14-2006, 07:41 AM
"There are no excuses" for not going that is :rollside: :) :rollside:
acatitude
10-14-2006, 08:08 AM
step moms funerall in Iowa on sat morning..... anything less id be there :cry:
Eliminator 4 Life
10-14-2006, 08:19 AM
Us UNION employes just pick up the phone say our name and say we are sick then hang up...
78Anthonyjet
10-14-2006, 11:25 AM
Us UNION employes just pick up the phone say our name and say we are sick then hang up...
No wonder UPS is always late, what can brown do for you?
TUNNEL T
10-14-2006, 02:06 PM
more like what has brown done for you lately!!!
78Anthonyjet
10-14-2006, 02:16 PM
more like what has brown done for you lately!!!
Or What Can Brown Loose For You?
marty722
10-14-2006, 02:51 PM
Could not get my ass in gear :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:
Eliminator 4 Life
10-14-2006, 04:04 PM
No wonder UPS is always late, what can brown do for you?
You aint even going besides why would I want to deliver to Oakland :crossx:
Dimarco21
10-14-2006, 04:14 PM
You aint even going besides why would I want to deliver to Oakland :crossx:
Now kids. You guys play nice or its nap time.
Eliminator 4 Life
10-14-2006, 04:17 PM
Now kids. You guys play nice or its nap time.
HAHA brentwood boy why dont you give me driving directions to orwood from 5 manteca area thanks.. Then Ill play nice :)
Dimarco21
10-14-2006, 04:20 PM
HAHA brentwood boy why dont you give me driving directions to orwood from 5 manteca area thanks.. Then Ill play nice :)
M_A_P_Q_U_E_S_T.
Eliminator 4 Life
10-14-2006, 04:28 PM
M_A_P_Q_U_E_S_T.
Oh so you dont know haha :cry: :p
Dimarco21
10-14-2006, 05:14 PM
Oh so you dont know haha :cry: :p
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
78Anthonyjet
10-14-2006, 07:55 PM
You aint even going besides why would I want to deliver to Oakland :crossx:
I am going.
get on highway 4 towards brentwood, go to the safeway in disco bay and turn left, go all the way down that road till you have to turn left or right and turn right, go down about 2 hundred yards and turn in when you see all the boats on the right hand side of the road in a parking lot.
DAVEO
10-15-2006, 10:50 AM
I am going.
get on highway 4 towards brentwood, go to the safeway in disco bay and turn left, go all the way down that road till you have to turn left or right and turn right, go down about 2 hundred yards and turn in when you see all the boats on the right hand side of the road in a parking lot.
If he is comming from stockton he would turn right not left at safeway.
DAVEO
10-15-2006, 10:52 AM
sorry bossman I cant stop shi11ing so I will not be in today.
78Anthonyjet
10-15-2006, 10:56 AM
If he is comming from stockton he would turn right not left at safeway.
Yeah Rob, what he said.
HighVoltage 329
10-15-2006, 12:30 PM
Virus, This thing just seems to hang on.
Desert Rat
10-15-2006, 01:25 PM
I have a bad case of DSB
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Deadly Sperm Buildup..... :crossx:
T-Bag'n
10-15-2006, 04:22 PM
Tell him you have a vision problem and you just can't see coming in. My boss falls for it every time.
I think the medical term is ANALGLAUCOMA which results in not seeing my ass come in... See ya at windmill or the channel cocktail ready!!!! :crossx:
Dave C
10-16-2006, 08:11 AM
so if E4L is a brown driver... does that mean he is going to show up late, with a broken shipment, holding an insurance claim form for hookey day? ;) ;) :rollside:
DAVEO
10-16-2006, 09:01 AM
so if E4L is a brown driver... does that mean he is going to show up late, with a broken shipment, holding an insurance claim form for hookey day? ;) ;) :rollside:
YEP!
NICE PAIR
10-16-2006, 09:03 AM
YEP!
What he said. :)
707dog
10-16-2006, 09:26 AM
...sorry Boyz Cant Make Hooky Day... My Girl Friend Said Her Husband Was Taking Her Out On The Delta That Same Day So I Have Nobody To Ride With Me...lmao!!!
DAVEO
10-16-2006, 09:40 AM
...sorry Boyz Cant Make Hooky Day... My Girl Friend Said Her Husband Was Taking Her Out On The Delta That Same Day So I Have Nobody To Ride With Me...lmao!!!
Thats ok just take her sister.
707dog
10-16-2006, 09:58 AM
Thats ok just take her sister.
I TRYED THAT TOO !!!..AAHHH SHE SAID HER CHECK DIDNT COME ON THE 15TH AS PLANNED!! NO ROAD SODA $$...LMAO
NICE PAIR
10-16-2006, 10:23 AM
...sorry Boyz Cant Make Hooky Day... My Girl Friend Said Her Husband Was Taking Her Out On The Delta That Same Day So I Have Nobody To Ride With Me...lmao!!!
I can't believe you are posting this in the "NO EXCUSES" thread. :rolleyes:
Dave C
10-16-2006, 10:25 AM
HOly shiat... you did not just say "girlfriend's husband".... LMAO.. thats too funny.
Player ;)
...sorry Boyz Cant Make Hooky Day... My Girl Friend Said Her Husband Was Taking Her Out On The Delta That Same Day So I Have Nobody To Ride With Me...lmao!!!
deltarat
10-16-2006, 10:37 AM
HOly shiat... you did not just say "girlfriend's husband".... LMAO.. thats too funny.
Player ;)
I wouldn't put it past him to bring her husbands mother though!
abraman1326
10-16-2006, 10:45 AM
I already told my receptionist I'm going to have exploding dirreaha on Fri, so I won't be in. She asked how I knew, and I said I was goign to Chevy's Thursday night.
BRA
BIGJOEDUCKSLAYER
10-16-2006, 10:49 AM
707DOG look me up I owe you a cocktail for that one,(you fit right in with us sheephearders) BIG JOE
NICE PAIR
10-16-2006, 10:49 AM
I already told my receptionist I'm going to have exploding dirreaha on Fri, so I won't be in. She asked how I knew, and I said I was goign to Chevy's Thursday night.
BRA
Hey Braman, don't forget to put a roll of TP in the fridge before you go out. :rollside:
707dog
10-16-2006, 10:56 AM
I wouldn't put it past him to bring her husbands mother though!
hey T might got a lil older but havnt lost my touch..lmao..cya friday!!
707dog
10-17-2006, 11:25 AM
707DOG look me up I owe you a cocktail for that one,(you fit right in with us sheephearders) BIG JOE
hey joe sounds like we will be buzzin and cuzzin......im gonna have to make my girl friend go with her hubby more often...lmao..
Rocket-J
10-18-2006, 07:28 PM
Told the Boss I had a very important job interview for twice the pay and a four day work week.
Now I can boat all the time. Just need some gas money. Al
riverroyal
10-18-2006, 08:04 PM
"hey my left arm feels kinda funny,like its numb" I was home for 10 months :rollside:
Boatmaster
10-19-2006, 06:40 PM
Sad but true Tunnel T started this thread as a joke and today he finds out he has no way out of work! :mad:
deltarat
10-19-2006, 07:04 PM
Sad but true Tunnel T started this thread as a joke and today he finds out he has no way out of work! :mad:
WTF....I think he just doesn't want us to see his new boat!!!!