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Back Forty
10-14-2006, 09:00 PM
I got a question for the masses here and it ain't no BS low ball internet subject(well maybe it is but...)
Seeing how I'm not devoted to any girl just right now... A week last sat...
I got a question for the guys and gals here.
I have this deal where every girl I've been with (whatever state Cali to Florida and now europe included) has said what is this???
I have the grace or curse of giving women full screamer O's(as many as can be had before overwhelming crazyness) and something about a warm fuzzy feeling around belly button level that erupts with the ON/OFF/ON goose bumps for about an hour after said activity subsides :coffeycup
Naturally I never bring up the past experiences to each girl but what the hell..?
The other thing, It seems to scare every girl I've been with..?
Pure sexual fire then what appears to be amazment then fear? Is it a curse or that I just need to find a woman with an iron constitution?
At the end of the day, I'm just a guy that has a love for (A) Woman. Never been a wanderer...
Ladies please give your thoughts.
Guy's..?
Even my own crazy (married to hot Lady) brother say's he can't relate. 15 minute schedule...:D
I've never brought this up to anybody other than said brother...
This ought to do... :crossx:

Trailer Park Casanova
10-14-2006, 09:06 PM
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Back Forty
10-14-2006, 09:23 PM
No Hands here... :)

Tom Brown
10-14-2006, 09:26 PM
I have the grace or curse of giving women full screamer O's(as many as can be had before overwhelming crazyness) and something about a warm fuzzy feeling around belly button level that erupts with the ON/OFF/ON goose bumps for about an hour after said activity subsides :coffeycup
Do men have the same reaction? :idea:

Back Forty
10-14-2006, 09:35 PM
Hmm... no experience Chicken bone... but the gcarlson knows... :220v: whats k-new tom brown?

GHT
10-14-2006, 11:05 PM
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Gotta admit that is some funny f'ing shit right there.. For sure...

bordsmnj
10-14-2006, 11:12 PM
so one day the old vet lady killer says to the young buck "boy you know how a real man can tell if a woman is really satified?" and the young buck says"well i'm not sure but i think they shake a little and want to cuddle and stuff..."
"no,Boy. a REAL man deosn't give a ****."

Kilrtoy
10-15-2006, 03:51 AM
What Next You Have A 12" By 8" Thick Cock And The Ladies Come On The Mere Site Of The Thing

Howie Feltersnatch
10-15-2006, 04:30 AM
You're a legend in your own mind.

catman-do
10-15-2006, 06:07 AM
I call bullsh1t!!!! Ive been with my fair share of ladies. Handed out a few "O's" here and there, but not every chick is going to be satisfied to the point you say she will. Look at the studies of ladies who say they have had minimal to NO orgasms ever. Some people dont have as sensitive nervous systems. Which is what gives a woman an orgasm. Looks like someone is fishin for some ass to me.

boatnam2
10-15-2006, 06:11 AM
i say they always act like that when your paying for it!

Run_em_Hard
10-15-2006, 06:35 AM
I call bullsh1t!!!! Ive been with my fair share of ladies. Handed out a few "O's" here and there, but not every chick is going to be satisfied to the point you say she will. Look at the studies of ladies who say they have had minimal to NO orgasms ever. Some people dont have as sensitive nervous systems. Which is what gives a woman an orgasm. Looks like someone is fishin for some ass to me.
I hate to be a dick but I kinda agree with this. There have planty of studies that say that some women are only able to have an "O" by sex, some by oral, and some only by themselves. There are even some women that are not able to have one at all. But if what you say is true, lets hear some of your technique.

Back Forty
10-15-2006, 07:37 AM
I call bullsh1t!!!! Ive been with my fair share of ladies. Handed out a few "O's" here and there, but not every chick is going to be satisfied to the point you say she will. Look at the studies of ladies who say they have had minimal to NO orgasms ever. Some people dont have as sensitive nervous systems. Which is what gives a woman an orgasm. Looks like someone is fishin for some ass to me.
I hate to be a dick but I kinda agree with this. There have planty of studies that say that some women are only able to have an "O" by sex, some by oral, and some only by themselves. There are even some women that are not able to have one at all. But if what you say is true, lets hear some of your technique.
I'm right with you. I'm an average guy and never been on the playa list so I'm just speaking from my experience and know good and well that every woman is different. I'm humble but the day has finally arrived where I am asking after this last girlfriend. Just wondering if this is common or not because it gets confusing after while believe me. On the physical attributes I can only say that I am not packing the porn star equipment by any means. I'm an average hairy guy nothing crazy(trim)
Technique... Well, If I got into to much detail it would probably be to much for HB me thinks. But i can accomplish this stuff from about any angle and position and fast or slow and both depending on what she wants.(slow is my preferred method) It freaks me out when she's got the look of the dazed wide eyed crazy woman look going. usually not much is said at this point just lots of the violent noises, tugs and pulls, and crazyness. My last GF was a screamer so it was even more fun. The ON/OFF/ON goose bumps usually come in at this point usually she just wants to talk about the after affects.... I personally love this stuff but to each his own. Anyway, it's all timing and responding to every little thing just right I guess. Oh ya, Once it hits, The word of the day is FREEZE and ride it out. DON'T INTERUPT!!! :)
Then it's back into low gear and off for the next.
No Booze or drugs either. kills it all. I used to smoke but quit around three years ago and It's been even better. All of this business of males hitting their peak at 18 is atleast BS in my case cause at 30 it's only gotten better.

phebus
10-15-2006, 07:56 AM
The fat ugly chicks are flattered just to get some loving, and scream at the chance. I think you are confusing "O" with just some pent up cottage cheese from years of neglect. :)

Back Forty
10-15-2006, 08:25 AM
The fat ugly chicks are flattered just to get some loving, and scream at the chance. I think you are confusing "O" with just some pent up cottage cheese from years of neglect. :)
Dam I hope she wasn't fat..? :)
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CBadDad
10-15-2006, 08:55 AM
O.K., Back40, I'm gonna open up a little here at the risk of getting beat up by the gang, but I too have the same problem, only mine is different because once these chicks have had a taste of me, they can't get enough and I can't shake 'em.
My current GF is a s hot as they make 'em, but we don't really get along well outside of the sack. As a matter of fact, we had a little spat and haven't spoken for almost a week. Hopefully, she'll just stay away, but we've been down this road way too many times before and she'll be back. Problem is, I'd rather just move on, but it's hard to say no to the lil spinner. :p
I don't understand any of this, as I am only average in the genital region, but it seems to fit just right with most of the women I've been with. I won't say all, because I've had a few one night stands that never returned, and have been dumped once or twice as well. I guess nobody is perfect. :cool:
Speaking of imperfections, I am over weight, have a job with weird hours and am totally committed to my kids, so I don't spend nearly as much time with the ladies as most of them would like. But they keep coming back for more. I even have ex GF's that call or e-mail on a regular basis hoping for a quicky. The ex-wife used to come sniffing around too, but I wouldn't give her the clap if I had it to give, but I digress.
I don't have any advice for you Back40, but I do hear ya...

ratso
10-15-2006, 08:59 AM
O.K., Back40, I'm gonna open up a little here at the risk of getting beat up by the gang, but I too have the same problem, only mine is different because once these chicks have had a taste of me, they can't get enough and I can't shake 'em.
My current GF is a s hot as they make 'em, but we don't really get along well outside of the sack. As a matter of fact, we had a little spat and haven't spoken for almost a week. Hopefully, she'll just stay away, but we've been down this road way too many times before and she'll be back. Problem is, I'd rather just move on, but it's hard to say no to the lil spinner. :p
I don't understand any of this, as I am only average in the genital region, but it seems to fit just right with most of the women I've been with. I won't say all, because I've had a few one night stands that never returned, and have been dumped once or twice as well. I guess nobody is perfect. :cool:
Speaking of imperfections, I am over weight, have a job with weird hours and am totally committed to my kids, so I don't spend nearly as much time with the ladies as most of them would like. But they keep coming back for more. I even have ex GF's that call or e-mail on a regular basis hoping for a quicky. The ex-wife used to come sniffing around too, but I wouldn't give her the clap if I had it to give, but I digress.
I don't have any advice for you Back40, but I do hear ya...
...and when you get confronted by the boyfriend or husband, just go
"Dude... you didn't lose your chick... just your turn" :crossx:

CBadDad
10-15-2006, 09:03 AM
...and when you get confronted by the boyfriend or husband, just go
"Dude... you didn't lose your chick... just your turn" :crossx:
Ratso, I follow your post closely, because I wish I could be more like you. I'll write that down, so I don't forget it. :boxed: