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beerjet
10-16-2006, 09:52 PM
>Dear Abby,
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>I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
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>what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that
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>my wife has been cheating on me.
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>The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
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>My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when
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>I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you
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>don't know them."
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>I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
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>always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as
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>if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
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>wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time
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>it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her
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>phone again and why was I checking up on her.
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>Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
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>down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
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>again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
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>park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide
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>behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came
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>home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed
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>that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
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>Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
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>dealer?
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>Thanks,
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>Bob

upsman105
10-16-2006, 09:57 PM
that's funny.

W.O.T
10-16-2006, 10:20 PM
good stuff screw the beeotch

No Name
10-16-2006, 11:28 PM
I like that one. :D :D

Hardly Satisfied
10-17-2006, 01:14 AM
good one

desertbird
10-17-2006, 08:50 AM
I just sent that off to my "junk" email group of friends.....with one small change:
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind the boat next to the garage so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching near the back, that I noticed the lower seal on my outdrive seemed to be leaking a little oil!
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Concerned in California
:) :rollside: :)

Thorsinc
10-17-2006, 08:54 AM
Funny!

MsDrmr
10-17-2006, 09:38 AM
I sooooo did not see that one coming......man am I getting slow in my old age :)

UltraClean
10-17-2006, 09:43 AM
damn i thought she was busted fooo sho!!!!! good one