View Full Version : So I was taking a dump...
dmontzsta
10-20-2006, 06:49 PM
and trying to open my box from Rex Marine. Mike, you need to use some weaker tape. I was sitting there trying to get it open by hand, I was able to find my wife's nail clippers and use the trigger on that to cut it open, then you had those big ass staples, I had to pop those off, all while sitting on the toilet.
You think that sticker would look good on the bowl? :D
YeLLowBoaT
10-20-2006, 07:38 PM
What did you run out of TP and needed to use the packing paper? :crossx:
dmontzsta
10-20-2006, 07:53 PM
What did you run out of TP and needed to use the packing paper? :crossx:
No. I left that all wrapped around my shaft! :D
Rexone
10-21-2006, 08:31 AM
Don we've beefed up our packing procedure a bit since Rio brought to light the terrible way UPS handles the boxes. Please send all excessive packaging complaints directly to Riodog.
I appreciate the fact you would consider opening a package from Rex while sittin on the shitter. That's the best promo any company could possibly hope for. Our shipping employees will be deeply honored when the hear this news on Monday. It's not everyday our packages get the high status and priority of being opened on the shitter. Please don't forget to wipe though. And thanks for the order :)
I do think the sticker would look great on the front of the back tank with some pinstriping.
Wicked Performance Boats
10-21-2006, 08:43 AM
Did you say Shitter dept or shipping dept? BL
purrfecttremor
10-21-2006, 08:43 AM
Im not sure why i read this shit :yuk:
Wicked Performance Boats
10-21-2006, 08:47 AM
Im not sure why i read this shit :yuk:
It should be called " The Shitter" BL
Biglue
10-21-2006, 03:00 PM
tape......... then you had those big ass staples, I had to pop those off, all while sitting on the toilet. :D
For a second there I thought you took up Lucky's advice to "tighten up back there". :D
dmontzsta
10-21-2006, 03:28 PM
Don we've beefed up our packing procedure a bit since Rio brought to light the terrible way UPS handles the boxes. Please send all excessive packaging complaints directly to Riodog.
I appreciate the fact you would consider opening a package from Rex while sittin on the shitter. That's the best promo any company could possibly hope for. Our shipping employees will be deeply honored when the hear this news on Monday. It's not everyday our packages get the high status and priority of being opened on the shitter. Please don't forget to wipe though. And thanks for the order :)
I do think the sticker would look great on the front of the back tank with some pinstriping.
Thanks for letting me know, hopefully Rio will see this and feel bad about it. I can say my shaft and accessories arrived very safe. The box was very long and akward to manuver while sitting on the toilet, especially with the shower curtain on the right and the sink on the left. Those staples are a bitch, I was afraid one might fly up and hit me in the face, as I was pulling on the box.
Tell your shipping department I said, good job. Next time I order, I will be sure to let them know I will be opening it on the shitter, so they wont baracade it up so much! :)
Kim Hanson
10-21-2006, 06:23 PM
Im not sure why i read this shit :yuk:
WHY!....I read it cause sometime I can find something to fling some shit around with it....this one is all about stuff I don't do in a bathroom....read stuff and smell your own shit :yuk: must be something new that don't fly up here :cool: You read in you computer room and absorb it, you hit the can to use it and vacate it and let the fan take care of the smell...now to sit and read stuff while you have toxic fumes rolling out your arse is beyond me...maybe he like the smell of shit! You can have those plug ins, candles..etc I think he like poop ery :p .........( . )( . ).......... :D :D
lucky
10-25-2006, 08:46 AM
Those staples are a bitch, I was afraid one might fly up and hit me in the face, as I was pulling on the box.
Tell your shipping department I said, good job. Next time I order, I will be sure to let them know I will be opening it on the shitter, so they wont baracade it up so much! :)
AMM - YEA GOD FORBID YOU GET A NICK IN THE NEO NATZI HAIR CUT OF YOUR S-- NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD WHERE THE SHOWER CURTAIN FOR PROTECTION - DON'T WANT NUTTIN HAPPENING TO THAT PURRRTTTY LIL MOUTH - AMMM I MEAN HEAD OF YOURS , PUMPKIN
I dunno why Donald had issues with opening the box, rex. He has a spoon hanging from a string next to the shitter for peanut retrieval. You would think he is smart enough to use it to pry the staples out.
Does anyone else think it's queer that Don got a shaft in the mail and decided to take a dump? I think he was getting ready to check out his butt, errrr, strut bushing. :crossx: :crossx:
Kim Hanson
10-25-2006, 07:02 PM
I dunno why Donald had issues with opening the box, rex. He has a spoon hanging from a string next to the shitter for peanut retrieval. You would think he is smart enough to use it to pry the staples out.
Does anyone else think it's queer that Don got a shaft in the mail and decided to take a dump? I think he was getting ready to check out his butt, errrr, strut bushing. :crossx: :crossx:
That is just wrong :p I told ya Donald was a focked up :D :D .........( . )( . )..........
topless
10-26-2006, 02:23 AM
That is just wrong :p I told ya Donald was a focked up :D :D .........( . )( . )..........You are really not one to talk on the subject of focked up. :rolleyes:
lucky
10-26-2006, 06:59 AM
I dunno why Donald had issues with opening the box, rex. He has a spoon hanging from a string next to the shitter for peanut retrieval. You would think he is smart enough to use it to pry the staples out.
Does anyone else think it's queer that Don got a shaft in the mail and decided to take a dump? I think he was getting ready to check out his butt, errrr, strut bushing. :crossx: :crossx:
shaft removal can get messy - - he said ????????
bocco
10-26-2006, 09:00 AM
I'm thinking that Rex Marine will have a seperate return policy for dmontzsta.
Rexone
10-26-2006, 11:37 AM
I'm thinking that Rex Marine will have a seperate return policy for dmontzsta.
There will be a 50% disinfectant charge on all parts returned from D.
Man this thread started out in a poor direction and just went south from there.... :(
dmontzsta
10-26-2006, 03:52 PM
There will be a 50% disinfectant charge on all parts returned from D.
Man this thread started out in a poor direction and just went south from there.... :(
I wonder where I will be tomorrow...when my shaft seal, coupler and nut kit arrives!!! :D
Kim Hanson
10-26-2006, 05:04 PM
You are really not one to talk on the subject of focked up. :rolleyes:
Look who's talking girlfriend.........( . )( . )......... :p
Kim Hanson
10-26-2006, 05:09 PM
I wonder where I will be tomorrow...when my shaft seal, coupler and nut kit arrives!!! :D
Condom with nuts, RexMarine sell alot of shit hey :D :D Well tomorrow you will have new nuts, now sell the Maxima, grow some hair and become human.........okay alot to ask in 1 post...at least ya got some nuts now :p .........( . )( . )............okay, sooonnnnnnn !
Biglue
10-26-2006, 06:55 PM
I dunno why Donald had issues with opening the box, rex. He has a spoon hanging from a string next to the shitter for peanut retrieval. You would think he is smart enough to use it to pry the staples out.
FLMAO......Jesus Christ, you're a sick individual. :)
This thread is phucin stuuuuuupid. :cool:
Rexone
10-27-2006, 05:37 PM
I wonder where I will be tomorrow...when my shaft seal, coupler and nut kit arrives!!! :D
I'm really not looking forward to the rundown on this one. :(
RICHARD TILL
10-27-2006, 07:04 PM
this reminds me of when i saw Billy Bob Thornton on the Leno show. He said that he was on the shitter looking in a mirror when he came up with the face he used for the show Sling Blade. He did sorta look shitfaced.
dmontzsta
10-27-2006, 07:23 PM
I'm really not looking forward to the rundown on this one. :(
I got it today and opened it while sitting in the boat. Thanks Rex (and Brian for dealing with me). :)
Kim Hanson
10-27-2006, 07:54 PM
I got it today and opened it while sitting in the boat. Thanks Rex (and Brian for dealing with me). :)
While sitting in the boat hey! Couch broke or what?..........( . )( . )..........Do you have furniture :p
I got it today and opened it while shitting in the boat. Thanks Rex (and Brian for dealing with me). :)
Donald installed one of these beauties to make his new boat more practical:
http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/93/2e/59_1.JPG
Since his arsehole is the size of a 24 oz beer can from having gay sex with lucky, the new "Captain's Chair" makes life a little easier.
For Donald "Captain's Call" means something different from what the rest of us expect. :crossx: :crossx:
Kim Hanson
10-28-2006, 02:54 PM
Donald installed one of these beauties to make his new boat more practical:
http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/93/2e/59_1.JPG
Since his arsehole is the size of a 24 oz beer can from having gay sex with lucky, the new "Captain's Chair" makes life a little easier.
For Donald "Captain's Call" means something different from what the rest of us expect. :crossx: :crossx:
Thats funny..........( . )( . )............. :D :D
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