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Havasu Hangin'
01-19-2006, 11:49 AM
...given a stripper money for a lap dance for a buddy, but had her turn around and give you the money back because she "didn't want to dance for him because he's a jerk?"
Just curious. :idea:

topless
01-19-2006, 11:49 AM
...given a stripper money for a lap dance for a buddy, but had her turn around and give you the money back because she "didn't want to dance for him because he's a jerk?"
Just curious. :idea:So you were being a jerk?

Sleek-Jet
01-19-2006, 11:51 AM
Been hitting the strip clubs with Jordy again???? :D :D :D

OGShocker
01-19-2006, 11:52 AM
So you were being a jerk?
Most likely, out of habit..:D

Mandelon
01-19-2006, 11:53 AM
No, I don't have any friends like that. :p

JetBoatRich
01-19-2006, 11:54 AM
No, I don't have any friends like that. :p
you have friends :rolleyes:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-19-2006, 11:56 AM
Ouch, that had to hurt!!!!

NOTALENT
01-19-2006, 12:00 PM
Damn....you cant even buy a lapdance....!!! :crossx:

Forkin' Crazy
01-19-2006, 12:05 PM
Since when did they give refunds??? :crossx:

AZJD
01-19-2006, 12:20 PM
...given a stripper money for a lap dance for a buddy, but had her turn around and give you the money back because she "didn't want to dance for him because he's a jerk?"
Just curious. :idea:
Have you seen who I go to the strip bars with Jeff?...........

ROZ
01-19-2006, 12:24 PM
This scenario usually warrantes a price increase :D

OutCole'd
01-19-2006, 12:26 PM
I'm thinkin theres a good story here.

riverroyal
01-19-2006, 12:27 PM
...given a stripper money for a lap dance for a buddy, but had her turn around and give you the money back because she "didn't want to dance for him because he's a jerk?"
Just curious. :idea:
whats a strip club?

AZJD
01-19-2006, 12:29 PM
whats a strip club?
It's Spanish for Burger Joint as far as Mrs. HH knows!!!!!!

pjones
01-19-2006, 12:54 PM
What's a lap dance? Sounds fun...

Havasu Hangin'
01-19-2006, 12:55 PM
This scenario usually warrantes a price increase :D
Exactly. I mean...can you imagine how much of "a jerk" the guy had to be for a stripper to actually give a refund? :supp:
Have you seen who I go to the strip bars with Jeff?...........
Been hitting the strip clubs with Jordy again???? :D :D :D
:jawdrop:

HOOTER SLED-
01-19-2006, 12:57 PM
...given a stripper money for a lap dance for a buddy, but had her turn around and give you the money back because she "didn't want to dance for him because he's a jerk?"
Just curious. :idea:
Did you tell her that you were a mod at HBF? :D

rivergoer
01-19-2006, 01:00 PM
no but i tipped one with a bar reciept once in yuma drunk as shiat and didnt get slapped :)

Jordy
01-19-2006, 01:02 PM
Have you seen who I go to the strip bars with Jeff?...........
Hey phucker, just for that, you're getting 10 dances from angry scary choker girl next time we go. She's going to be on you like white on rice all night long. :D :D :D

AZJD
01-19-2006, 01:07 PM
Hey phucker, just for that, you're getting 10 dances from angry scary choker girl next time we go. She's going to be on you like white on rice all night long. :D :D :D
Nope, that's my good friend HH's girl....I wouldn't do that to him! :crossx:

Jordy
01-19-2006, 01:08 PM
Nope, that's my good friend HH's girl....I wouldn't do that to him! :crossx:
He said it was alright if you'd leave his wife alone and as long as he wasn't here. ;)

AZJD
01-19-2006, 01:12 PM
He said it was alright if you'd leave his wife alone and as long as he wasn't here. ;)
Ahhhhhh! Mrs. HH, she's dreamy! lol

Havasu Hangin'
01-19-2006, 01:21 PM
Nope, that's my good friend HH's girl....I wouldn't do that to him! :crossx:
That girl scares me even more than "Barbell Chick"...
Ahhhhhh! Mrs. HH, she's dreamy! lol
Hey...hey...HEY! Let's keep on track, here. You cockblockers need to shut it down, there, turbo.
:notam:
Who is the new "Undisputed King of Hall Passes" though?
:D

AZJD
01-19-2006, 01:25 PM
That girl scares me even more than "Barbell Chick"...
Hey...hey...HEY! Let's keep on track, here. You cockblockers need to shut it down, there, turbo.
:notam:
Who is the new "Undisputed King of Hall Passes" though?
:D
You do hold the title "hall pass king"

Havasu Hangin'
01-19-2006, 01:58 PM
You do hold the title "hall pass king"
HH- "No more drinks for you, sweetie. You go to bed- the boys and I are going to a strip club."
Mrs. HH- "Why is there a girl going, too?"
HH- "Oh...she's just 'one of the guys', sweetie. Good night- run along now"

Jordy
01-19-2006, 02:19 PM
HH- "No more drinks for you, sweetie. You go to bed- the boys and I are going to a strip club."
Mrs. HH- "Why is there a girl going, too?"
HH- "Oh...she's just 'one of the guys', sweetie. Good night- run along now"
That was great!!! I didn't know if it was going to fly for a while but you pulled it off. HH the HPK. :D

ROZ
01-19-2006, 02:45 PM
Who is the new "Undisputed King of Hall Passes" though?
:D
Not RR.... :D

AZJD
01-19-2006, 04:22 PM
HH- "No more drinks for you, sweetie. You go to bed- the boys and I are going to a strip club."
Mrs. HH- "Why is there a girl going, too?"
HH- "Oh...she's just 'one of the guys', sweetie. Good night- run along now"
Ya, hunny don't worry about the little blond with big fake boobs that are pierced, she is just one of the guys.....or at least she acts like one in the strip bar!