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soupersonic
10-27-2006, 08:33 AM
Subject: News Release
The Arizona Republic: Phoenix, AZ - A seven year old boy was at the center
of a phoenix courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling
over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten
by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt in
keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity
be maintained.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that
they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer
with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the
Arizona Cardinals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating
anyone.

spectratoad
10-27-2006, 08:37 AM
:) :) :)

Tequila-John
10-27-2006, 08:40 AM
HAHAHAHAH! That is funny shite bud

switchin'addiction
10-27-2006, 08:42 AM
:D :D :D

Jetdriver
10-27-2006, 09:21 AM
That was a stretch but a good one! :D

Boatandrvloanguy
10-27-2006, 09:39 AM
Wait are sure that was not in a Oakland court house...

Jyruiz
10-27-2006, 10:07 AM
Lol.

Nord
10-27-2006, 10:25 AM
I'm rooting for the Cards, not a fan, but they have Spezio and Eckstien.
I'd like to see Detroit pick a game up though................just to drag it out.

sea2lake
10-27-2006, 10:55 AM
I'm rooting for the Cards, not a fan, but they have Spezio and Eckstien.
I'd like to see Detroit pick a game up though................just to drag it out.
Arizona Cardinals are a football team...lol

a catered life
10-27-2006, 11:09 AM
nice read and great ending :p

fourspeednup
10-27-2006, 03:21 PM
I'm rooting for the Cards, not a fan, but they have Spezio and Eckstien.
I'd like to see Detroit pick a game up though................just to drag it out.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that nord isn't much of a football fan :p

Boatcop
10-27-2006, 04:30 PM
Maybe they should move the Phoenix Cardinals* to Los Angeles.
Then neither city would have a Professional Football team.
*(Feel free to substitue Oakland Raiders here) :(

SHOTKALLIN
10-27-2006, 06:53 PM
if the RAIDERS whoop you....................................you sorry