short joke

[Cas]

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied :D :D

[RitcheyRch]

An oldie but a goodie

[67weimann]

A boy was playing in his back yard. The next door lady looks over the fence and asks"What are you digging that hole for?" He replies "I'm having a funeral for my goldfish". She says, "Well, that's an awefully big hole for a gold fish".
He answers, "That's cuz it's in your stupid cat" :crossx:

[racecar.hotshoe]

Long but funny!
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
closet so he can see them.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice"
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man -"No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man -"OK, how much?"
Boy -"$150" Man -"Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy -"Dark in here."
Man -"Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy -$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's
go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now

[67weimann]

http://usera.imagecave.com/lakelover/rofl1.gif

[redneckcharlie]

:d

[AJS772]

Another short one.
Dont you like it when they start going down
Love when they stay down and its getting good
Then hate it when they start to come back up !!
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Damn Gas Prices!! :mad:

[Jetaholic]

Q: What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson's pad?
A: When the big hand meets the little hand.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is made of plastic and dangerous for kids....the other one holds groceries
Q: What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Hey, get out of my son!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson have a problem with dating 26 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
Jon