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Kilrtoy
11-04-2006, 12:23 AM
This guy has smoked one to many blunts
Diddy says he wants to be the first black James Bond
11/03/2006 2:00 PM, Yahoo! Music
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Diddy says he wants to be the first black James Bond. The rap star put himself forward for the role at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Copenhagen last night.
Diddy, who's only previous acting role was in Monster's Ball five years ago, said: "One day the time will come for a black Bond, and hopefully I can audition for it.
"It's a dream of mine to play a great role like that," he admitted before insisting he was the man to keep Bond fans entertained should he get the part in the future.
However, Diddy has backed new 007 Daniel Craig, who takes a bow as in Casino Royale later this month.
He said: "I love the Bond they have now. He's a great actor and I think they made a great choice."

HCS
11-04-2006, 12:29 AM
Ya...I herd that today.
We need a black Popeye also. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Come up with something original and work off it. Just M.O.
I think we need a white Danny Glover. :rolleyes:

Richie Rich
11-04-2006, 02:48 AM
.....as to why you guys think he's a clown who's smoked too many blunts just because he wants to play Bond? I don't see it being any different than The Rock remaking Walking Tall or Will Smith doing Wild, Wild West. Diddy can WANT to do anything he wants. It doesn't mean it's ever gonna happen despite his money. You want to know when Diddy smoked to many blunts; it was when his dumbass tried to buy the Knicks.....
For the record, I think he'd suck as Bond because everybody knows Sean Connery is the only REAL James Bond.

Kilrtoy
11-04-2006, 02:51 AM
.....as to why you guys think he's a clown who's smoked too many blunts just because he wants to play Bond? I don't see it being any different than The Rock remaking Walking Tall or Will Smith doing Wild, Wild West. Diddy can WANT to do anything he wants. It doesn't mean it's ever gonna happen despite his money. You want to know when Diddy smoked to many blunts; it was when his dumbass tried to buy the Knicks.....
For the record, I think he'd suck as Bond because everybody knows Sean Connery is the only REAL James Bond.
Your barking up the wrong tree :rolleyes:
HE AINT NO BOND

Old Texan
11-04-2006, 05:17 AM
And I wanna be "Shaft"
http://http://www.comp.lancs.ac.uk/computing/users/paul/shaft/front.gif

Old Texan
11-04-2006, 05:17 AM
And I wanna be "Shaft"

RiverToysJas
11-04-2006, 07:03 AM
.....as to why you guys think he's a clown who's smoked too many blunts just because he wants to play Bond?
If you are serious, I'll give this a shot....
If you are into staying true to character, James Bond is a character who is described a certain way by his creator. People playing that role, should be match the description given by the author. Otherwise they are not staying true to that specific character, and may not even be able to obtain a license to make the film. Diddy is free to "want" whatever he wants.....this particular want is strange, considering the character of James Bond. It would be like me going public with my want to play Arnold Drummond in the big screen re-make of Different Strokes.....bases on race alone, the casting would significantly change the dynamic of what make Different Strokes such a unique and groundbreaking show. :D
Of course I also believe James Bond shouldn't be driving German automobiles either....but money talks.....and if the price is right, perhaps Diddy will someday be Jame Bond....or maybe he can play Bill Clinton in the story of his life, he's just a smooth with the ladies! ;)
There are plenty of cool spy character script flying around Hollywood. IMO, he doesn't need to change a franchise to play a smooth spy.
RTJas :D

Richie Rich
11-04-2006, 08:06 AM
If you are serious, I'll give this a shot....
If you are into staying true to character, James Bond is a character who is described a certain way by his creator. People playing that role, should be match the description given by the author. Otherwise they are not staying true to that specific character, and may not even be able to obtain a license to make the film. Diddy is free to "want" whatever he wants.....this particular want is strange, considering the character of James Bond. It would be like me going public with my want to play Arnold Drummond in the big screen re-make of Different Strokes.....bases on race alone, the casting would significantly change the dynamic of what make Different Strokes such a unique and groundbreaking show. :D
Of course I also believe James Bond shouldn't be driving German automobiles either....but money talks.....and if the price is right, perhaps Diddy will someday be Jame Bond....or maybe he can play Bill Clinton in the story of his life, he's just a smooth with the ladies! ;)
There are plenty of cool spy character script flying around Hollywood. IMO, he doesn't need to change a franchise to play a smooth spy.
RTJas :D
Bingo!!!
I couldn't agree more. When I asked why others thought P. Diddy was a clown for expressing interest in playing Bond I was just wondering if others saw it this way. I'd never watch a movie with him playing the role of Bond. Hell I don't even think he can rap. My comments were more about the fact that certain movies have a cult like status to me and when casting those roles, I do think race as well as nationality need to be taken into consideration. Nobody would have taken The Dukes of Hazzard remake seriously if they had cast my black ass in the role of Bo Duke. There are probably plenty of roles where you could insert the hot white or black actor of the month and it would work, Bond is just not one of those roles.....

disco_charger
11-04-2006, 08:09 AM
Oopps

mxbundy
11-04-2006, 08:20 AM
Disco,
I thinks you are getting Snop Dog and P-Diddy mixed up?
For the record I think P-Diddy is an ass wipe!
I admit I am not and never will be a RAP fan, but is It just me are all the rape songs, videos the same. They are all just a few words in between saying
F%#K as many times as they can! The videos are all alike as well, whoes dancing on a boat , whoes dancing on the hood of a car, whoes dancing..... you get the picture.

ratso
11-04-2006, 08:32 AM
Bond.............James Bond.
You can imitate but never duplicate.

cxr133
11-04-2006, 08:39 AM
If you are serious, I'll give this a shot....
If you are into staying true to character, James Bond is a character who is described a certain way by his creator. People playing that role, should be match the description given by the author. Otherwise they are not staying true to that specific character, and may not even be able to obtain a license to make the film.
I cant beleive you guys are serious.. but im not going to turn this into a racial thread.
But are you guys trying to typecast Bond?
This would be the ultimate test for a black actor (ok maybe not diddy) but someone of greater quality and class such as Tyson Beckford. Over the years alot of black actors have been in films traditionally typecast for white actors and have done great jobs (NOT will smith in wild wild west :yuk: )
Specific Charaters do not need to be a certain color, Bond is a charamastic world traveler international spy :cool:

Richie Rich
11-04-2006, 08:44 AM
I cant beleive you guys are serious.. but im not going to turn this into a racial thread.
But are you guys trying to typecast Bond?
This would be the ultimate test for a black actor (ok maybe not diddy) but someone of greater quality and class such as Tyson Beckford. Over the years alot of black actors have been in films traditionally typecast for white actors and have done great jobs (NOT will smith in wild wild west :yuk: )
Specific Charaters do not need to be a certain color, Bond is a charamastic world traveler international spy :cool:
You may be right but he'd have to be one helluva black actor. I'm okay with Bond being white cat with an english accent....

RitcheyRch
11-04-2006, 09:00 AM
Isnt that the truth.
For the record, I think he'd suck as Bond because everybody knows Sean Connery is the only REAL James Bond.

CA Stu
11-04-2006, 09:23 AM
Have you ever read the James Bond books by Sir Ian Fleming?
Of course not.
The character of James Bond was created as an English spy in the 1952 novel Casino Royale.
Odds of him being a black man? 0%.
Diddy proves yet again he's a self centered egomaniacal racist. Jerk.
His passive aggressive reverse racism makes him a contemptible twit in my book.
Why can't he let whitey have a white James Bond, like God and Sir Ian Fleming intended?
Plus, he banged Jennifer Lopez, so screw him. :mad:
Thanks
CA Stu
PS Why not have Sean Connery play Kunta Kinte?

ratso
11-04-2006, 09:50 AM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3036050711_TonySinclair.jpg
Tony Sinclair at least has the accent for it. Ready to Tanqueray? :D

mxbundy
11-04-2006, 09:54 AM
Yeah,
Their are plenty of Black english actors who could pull it off.
And since their are black english ( even irish ) citizens, who says a sas agent couldnt be black.
As far as P-Diddy, I am pretty sure they would want 007 to be more than 4ft tall!LOL.

VEGASBABY
11-04-2006, 09:54 AM
Whats next, Jeff Foxworthy playing Kunta Kintay in the new version of Roots? :rollside:

mxbundy
11-04-2006, 09:56 AM
I would pay to see Larry The Cable guy as Kunta Kintay anyday!

VEGASBABY
11-04-2006, 09:57 AM
I would pay to see Larry The Cable guy as Kunta Kintay anyday!Good choice

CA Stu
11-04-2006, 09:59 AM
Pierce Brosnan as Chicken George?

beerjet
11-04-2006, 09:59 AM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3036050711_TonySinclair.jpg
Tony Sinclair at least has the accent for it. Ready to Tanqueray? :D
I would soooooooooooo watch that !
and yes I am ready to tanqueray. :D

AZJD
11-04-2006, 10:00 AM
I don't know where that info came from but, Diddy Puffy or what ever you want to call him has done a couple more films than one! Try somewhere around 8 or 10............

AZJD
11-04-2006, 10:04 AM
BTW beerjet, I like your sig line:
GET BLACK TO WORK, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU
:D :D :D :D :D

ratso
11-04-2006, 10:09 AM
I don't know where that info came from but, Diddy Puffy or what ever you want to call him has done a couple more films than one! Try somewhere around 8 or 10............
I can't even name one... :idea:

ratso
11-04-2006, 10:11 AM
I would soooooooooooo watch that !
and yes I am ready to tanqueray. :D
...my favorite. I call it Liquid Viagra... :idea: :D

ratso
11-04-2006, 10:16 AM
BTW beerjet, I like your sig line:
GET BLACK TO WORK, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU
:D :D :D :D :D
LMAO... I just caught that one. :crossx:

AZJD
11-04-2006, 10:26 AM
I can't even name one... :idea:
I could only think of 3, but I looked on Netflix! :)

RiverToysJas
11-04-2006, 10:28 AM
Have you ever read the James Bond books by Sir Ian Fleming?
Of course not.
The character of James Bond was created as an English spy in the 1952 novel Casino Royale.
Odds of him being a black man? 0%.
;)
....And if they want to make him black.....he must at least be ENGLISH!!! :rolleyes: :boxed:
RTJas :D

Second "PLACE"
11-04-2006, 10:53 AM
I find it hard to believe that anyone even CARES what that guy says or does. Diddy, puffy, puff-daddy............or whatever his name is this week. :rolleyes:

a catered life
11-04-2006, 11:26 AM
i see this thread is slowly dividing splitting the lines between blacks and whites in the boating community and speaking for myself i would not like to see diddy as the current figure for james bond only because the role does not fit what he displays and stands for period.......but lets all remember its a freaking movie :yuk: ... :cool: some of the stupid ass comments on this issue have been done in bad taste and offended me :mad: ..how can any one make comment about a man they dont even know? and why do blunts and 40's always have to be linked to us...you guys need to check your self and stick to stuff you know about...
:idea: and for the record i have personally meet diddy twice and what the media betrays is 80% bullshit( like they do for most artist)....he's only doing what most of us do everyday providing for his family and making life easy for my family......but maybe some of you are just jealous and scared to admit it he got more money and had better women than most of us can dream about...he's no gangster and can not rap but his music is the hottest and most played music in any club you got to.....i dont see a problem with him as long as he does affect what i'm doing...just my $.02

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
11-04-2006, 11:35 AM
i see this thread is slowly dividing splitting the lines between blacks and whites in the boating community and speaking for myself i would not like to see diddy as the current figure for james bond only because the role does not fit what he displays and stands for period.......but lets all remember its a freaking movie :yuk: ... :cool: some of the stupid ass comments on this issue have been done in bad taste and offended me :mad: ..how can any one make comment about a man they dont even know? and why do blunts and 40's always have to be linked to us...you guys need to check your self and stick to stuff you know about...
:idea: and for the record i have personally meet diddy twice and what the media betrays is 80% bullshit( like they do for most artist)....he's only doing what most of us do everyday providing for his family and making life easy for my family......but maybe some of you are just jealous and scared to admit it he got more money and had better women than most of us can dream about...he's no gangster and can not rap but his music is the hottest and most played music in any club you got to.....i dont see a problem with him as long as he does affect what i'm doing...just my $.02
2 thumbs up for a DAMN good post;) I agree 100%

Second "PLACE"
11-04-2006, 11:39 AM
"....he's only doing what most of us do everyday providing for his family and making life easy for my family......"
REALLY?

CA Stu
11-04-2006, 11:42 AM
i see this thread is slowly dividing splitting the lines between blacks and whites in the boating community and speaking for myself i would not like to see diddy as the current figure for james bond only because the role does not fit what he displays and stands for period.......but lets all remember its a freaking movie :yuk: ... :cool: some of the stupid ass comments on this issue have been done in bad taste and offended me :mad: ..how can any one make comment about a man they dont even know? and why do blunts and 40's always have to be linked to us...you guys need to check your self and stick to stuff you know about...
:idea: and for the record i have personally meet diddy twice and what the media betrays is 80% bullshit( like they do for most artist)....he's only doing what most of us do everyday providing for his family and making life easy for my family......but maybe some of you are just jealous and scared to admit it he got more money and had better women than most of us can dream about...he's no gangster and can not rap but his music is the hottest and most played music in any club you got to.....i dont see a problem with him as long as he does affect what i'm doing...just my $.02
I think if a white celebrity wanted to portray a historically black fictional character (Shaft, Superfly, JJ frrm Good Times, Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington) just to satisfy his overinflated ego, he'd catch the same kind of flak.
I'm sure it's all media driven BS, I certainly hope my posts didn't offend you. Didn't mean to.
Cheers
CA Stu
PS Chuck Norris could play "Shaft".

Second "PLACE"
11-04-2006, 11:48 AM
I Don't particularly care for John Cougar, John Melencamp or John Cougar-Mellancamp - whatever he calls himself these days either. But I guess since I don't "know" him personally I should not voice my opinion?
People voice there likes and dislikes of many people they don't know.......
Election day is almost here. There is plenty of negative comments being thrown out about candidates we don't know personaly.....does that make them racist?........... Not really.
just my .02

a catered life
11-04-2006, 11:59 AM
I Don't particularly care for John Cougar, John Melencamp or John Cougar-Mellancamp - whatever he calls himself these days either. But I guess since I don't "know" him personally I should not voice my opinion?
People voice there likes and dislikes of many people they don't know.......
Election day is almost here. There is plenty of negative comments being thrown out about candidates we don't know personaly.....does that make them racist?........... Not really.
just my .02
where did i call anyone racist?????? but if the shoe fits wear it proudly.... and yes people do voice their opinions but some here were a as close to sterotyping blacks as i have ever heard.......and elections and this subject are apples and oranges...i was only talking about this subject
and ps i never heard any one say the new mayor of la needs to go back to the border with his homeboys

mxbundy
11-04-2006, 04:35 PM
and ps i never heard any one say the new mayor of la needs to go back to the border with his homeboys
OK I`ll say it!
I think the Mayor of LA should go back to the border and take a few million of our ILLEGAL friends with him! :crossx:
Just joking on the mayor part, but serious about the focking illegal part!

Kilrtoy
11-04-2006, 05:21 PM
i see this thread is slowly dividing splitting the lines between blacks and whites in the boating community and speaking for myself i would not like to see diddy as the current figure for james bond only because the role does not fit what he displays and stands for period.......but lets all remember its a freaking movie :yuk: ... :cool: some of the stupid ass comments on this issue have been done in bad taste and offended me :mad: ..how can any one make comment about a man they dont even know? and why do blunts and 40's always have to be linked to us...you guys need to check your self and stick to stuff you know about...
:idea: and for the record i have personally meet diddy twice and what the media betrays is 80% bullshit( like they do for most artist)....he's only doing what most of us do everyday providing for his family and making life easy for my family......but maybe some of you are just jealous and scared to admit it he got more money and had better women than most of us can dream about...he's no gangster and can not rap but his music is the hottest and most played music in any club you got to.....i dont see a problem with him as long as he does affect what i'm doing...just my $.02
I stand by what I said Im sure he smokes blunts

Kilrtoy
11-04-2006, 05:21 PM
and ps i never heard any one say the new mayor of la needs to go back to the border with his homeboys
OK I`ll say it!
I think the Mayor of LA should go back to the border and take a few million of our ILLEGAL friends with him! :crossx:
Just joking on the mayor part, but serious about the focking illegal part!
AGREED

boatsnblondes
11-04-2006, 05:39 PM
I don't know...Rex Harrison must have fallen over when Eddie Murphy ruined the role of Dr. Doolittle....

Froggystyle
11-04-2006, 06:02 PM
Nobody would have taken The Dukes of Hazzard remake seriously if they had cast my black ass in the role of Bo Duke.
I would have. How great would that have been. Seriously.
I just want to see one black Nascar driver start whooping everyone. What an uproar there would be.
PD can't pull off Bond. But I don't think anyone can actually. Everyone has done a pretty good job of doing it though. To me, Sean Connery is Bond. But then Roger Moore didn't do horribly. Then Timothy Dalton, while not anywhere as good as the original did pretty well. The big suprise was choosing "Remington Steele" to be the man, but Pierce has pulled it off in great fashion, many times rivaling the big man Connery in my opinion.
I think that David Craig may be the most "Bond-like" of all of them, including Connery. His physique, bravado, attitude, menality etc... all lend themselves very well to a spy-like character.
In retrospect, Connery was a very campy spy. We all loved it, but I bet Craig bumps up the reality a bit. He was great in Layer Cake.

Richie Rich
11-04-2006, 06:48 PM
I would have. How great would that have been. Seriously.
I just want to see one black Nascar driver start whooping everyone. What an uproar there would be.
PD can't pull off Bond. But I don't think anyone can actually. Everyone has done a pretty good job of doing it though. To me, Sean Connery is Bond. But then Roger Moore didn't do horribly. Then Timothy Dalton, while not anywhere as good as the original did pretty well. The big suprise was choosing "Remington Steele" to be the man, but Pierce has pulled it off in great fashion, many times rivaling the big man Connery in my opinion.
I think that David Craig may be the most "Bond-like" of all of them, including Connery. His physique, bravado, attitude, menality etc... all lend themselves very well to a spy-like character.
In retrospect, Connery was a very campy spy. We all loved it, but I bet Craig bumps up the reality a bit. He was great in Layer Cake.
LMAO!! No sir. I would have sucked as Bo Duke.
Even my wife called me a dumb-ass today for feeling this way but I stand by my previous comments. P. Diddy aside, certain movie roles just don't need to have the racial barriers crossed. I'm not for a second saying that the "right" black actor couldn't play a role previously made famous by a white actor but I wouldn't want to see a great black actor play James Bond any more than I'd want to see an excellent white actor play the role of Superfly. That's just the way I view it. Your milage may vary.
Not trying to start a racial war here on Hot Boat guys but the Kunta references were way off base, but IMHO it proves another point. Take out the 70's Blaxsploitation films and I can't think of one major movie role where a black role couldn't have very easily been filled with a white person. I'm probably wrong but I can't think of any off the top. So if you have to go back to Roots find one, it kinda makes sense that black actors are re-making traditional white roles. Hence Diddy's pipe-dream (or blunt fog depending who you ask).....
Froggystyle, you are the Navy Seal, correct? Did you attend the US Naval Academy?

SHOTKALLIN
11-04-2006, 08:24 PM
I don't know where that info came from but, Diddy Puffy or what ever you want to call him has done a couple more films than one! Try somewhere around 8 or 10............
diddy was the shiat in made

Hallett19
11-04-2006, 10:22 PM
I think Puff could pull it off, he could not be ghetto at all or it just wont sell it, I like Denzel for it though. I really liked Pierce, I think he had another movie in him but oh well...
But the next bonds are going to be either this guy
http://www.nndb.com/people/987/000101684/jason-statham-sized.jpg
Or this guy
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/images/photos/clive_owen_99.jpg
You think this douce bag could do it Wes ?
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f216/ajvdub/scan0001.jpg

Phat Matt
11-05-2006, 07:33 PM
Bond....Javon Bond. :D