Yo Mamma!

[beerjet]

Am I the only one who loves that show.
BTW - Yo Mamma's house is so dirty , the roaches ride around in dune buggies.

[Aqua Boogie1]

Yo Mama is soo dumb, she was drivin to the airport and saw the sign that read "Airport left". She turned around and went home!!!! :cool:

[beerjet]

Yo mamma is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she grabbed a fork.

[DSW]

1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
2. Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
3. Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
4. Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
5. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
6. Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
7. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
8. Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
9. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
10. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

[DSW]

Yo mama so fat she ate Jenny AND Craig!
Yo Mama so poor when she was kicking a can and I asked her, "What 'ja doin'," she answered, "moving"
Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized at Sea-World!

[DSW]

Your mama is so fat, when she sits on a dollar four quarters pop out.
Yo' mama so fat, she broke the family tree!
Your mom is so fat, when she wears a Malcom X t-shirt, Helicopters start landing on her.
Yo Mama's so fat when she sings, It's over!
Yo'momma so fat when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party. .
Yo'momma so fat when she walks in high heels she strikes oil. .

[BRSTQUEST]

To mamma so black, she sweet soy sauce....

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

Yo mama is so fat she has pictures of food in her wallet

[ratso]

Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck...

[HavasuSelect]

Yo mama's so poor there's people in Africa having telethons to raise money for her.

[Jetaholic]

Yo mamma's so fat she went bungy jumping and went straight to hell
Yo mamma's so stupid she heard it was chilly outside and ran in to get a bowl
Yo mamma's so fat her picture weighs 15 pounds
Yo mamma's like a hardware store...$0.10 a screw
Yo mamma's like McDonalds...over 80 billion served
Yo mamma's like a doorknob...everyone gets a turn
Yo mamma's like a city bus...everyone's ridden in her at one time or another
And my personal favorite...
Yo mamma's like Myspace...everyone's on her

[ratso]

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma so fat you gotta roll over twice to get off her
Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass she gotta make 2 trips

[Chubby4Life]

Yo momma so old, her birthday expired
Yo momma so fat, she cut her leg and gravy came out

[SHOTKALLIN]

yo mamma so fat she gotta iron her pants in the driveway!
wilmer is gaaaaay!

[SHOTKALLIN]

yo mamma hair so short she rolls it with rice.

[SHOTKALLIN]

yo mamma got one leg,,,they call her Ilene.

[SHOTKALLIN]

yo mamma wig got a chin strap and a ipod.

[SHOTKALLIN]

yo mamma so dirty she swam in long beach and left a ring on the queen mary.

[SHOTKALLIN]

yo mamma hair is so greasy she farts wd-40.

[Chubby4Life]

Yo momma so short, you can see her feet in her drivers license picture

[Chubby4Life]

Yo momma so short, she can do jumping jacks under her bed

[Chubby4Life]

Yo momma so short, she jump-ropes with a shoestring

[SHOTKALLIN]

YO MAMMA so ugly she got a job at the hospital makin people sick

[beerjet]

Yo mamma's so stupid , she fell up the stairs.

[beerjet]

Yo mamma's head is so big , she doesn't have nightmere's , she has movies.

[beerjet]

Yo mamma's so ugly , she gave freddy kruger nightmeres.

[Chubby4Life]

Yo momma so bald, I can see what she's thinking

[beerjet]

yo mamma's hair is so short , she has to smile just to get into a pony tail.

[Mrs.Killer]

Yo mamma is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she grabbed a fork.
Thats a good one.....

[beerjet]

Yo mamma's tities are so saggy , her nipples are completly calaused(sp?)

[DSW]

YO mama's so fat it's 3 o'clock at her left ass check and 5 o'clock at the right!

[DSW]

Yo MAMA's so fat she has to call the fire dept to get out the house!

[DSW]

Yo MAMA's so FAT she got in my boat and sunk it!

[DSW]

Yo MAMA's so nasty she gotta call a hazmat team for a shower!

[beerjet]

Yo mamma's so stupid , she went lookin for laters boat.