Funniest Shit Ever

[Jetaholic]

I joined this message board almost a month ago and I gotta tell ya....
You guys/gals are all some of the funniest fokking people I've ever met on here!
This board is pure comedy! On top of all the useful information on restoring boats...which helps because I've got my winter project going...with comedy on top of it all!
You guys rock!
All the Cali boaters should have a HUGE ***boat get together at some lake in Cali...I wonder which lake would be the best. Of course you don't have to be a resident of Cali to participate...if you're willing to make the drive you're more than welcome. I would say Pine Flat in Sanger, which is right by where I live in Fresno. Not because of it's closeness to me...I'm willing to make the drive to wherever, but since Fresno/Sanger is right in the middle of Cali...we could all meet in the middle. However, any lake would be great (even Lake Piru LOL).
So whoever is down for the get together this summer...let's all decide on a lake and we'll get this ***boat get together goin'!

[EAZYKILLER2006]

I joined this message board almost a month ago and I gotta tell ya....
You guys/gals are all some of the funniest fokking people I've ever met on here!
This board is pure comedy! On top of all the useful information on restoring boats...which helps because I've got my winter project going...with comedy on top of it all!
You guys rock!
All the Cali boaters should have a HUGE ***boat get together at some lake in Cali...I wonder which lake would be the best. Of course you don't have to be a resident of Cali to participate...if you're willing to make the drive you're more than welcome. I would say Pine Flat in Sanger, which is right by where I live in Fresno. Not because of it's closeness to me...I'm willing to make the drive to wherever, but since Fresno/Sanger is right in the middle of Cali...we could all meet in the middle. However, any lake would be great (even Lake Piru LOL).
So whoever is down for the get together this summer...let's all decide on a lake and we'll get this ***boat get together goin'!
It would be havasu its were everyone already gets together almost every weekend...http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q71/eazykiller2006/dontrememberthisone.jpg

[Jetaholic]

About a 6 hour ride for me...not too bad.
Actually a little longer than that since towing speed limit in Cali is 55.
I'm definitely lookin' forward to meeting all of you with my new boat next summer.
Jon

[EAZYKILLER2006]

About a 6 hour ride for me...not too bad.
Actually a little longer than that since towing speed limit in Cali is 55.
I'm definitely lookin' forward to meeting all of you with my new boat next summer.
Jon
soon u will just keep your boat down there...like the rest of us ~DANG u have alot of post for a month~ i just started posting now that i figured out how to put up pics. it is 2 hours from where i work to havasu ~so we r down in havasu every weekend (pretty much) we will be in havasu this thurs the 9th till sun the 12th...WHAT KIND OF BOAT DO U HAVE ? we are meeting sooo many kewl ppl!!! just this summer we met 16 ppl from cali with homes out in havasu ~some live close to us here in calif and havasu... LOL SMALL WORLD :cool: http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q71/eazykiller2006/thegroup1.jpg

[Jetaholic]

I have an 18' Marlin jet boat...it's my new winter project.
The hull is at a fiberglass shop at the moment...wait till you see the paint job it's getting. They have a boat they just finished up with the exact paint job...I'm gonna go down there and shoot some pics of it on Monday so I can post them up.
The motor is on a stand undergoing reassembly. I started putting the pistons in today...got 3 of them in and the 3rd one feels like it's a little tight. I gotta mic' the cylinder and piston and make sure all the cylinders were honed correctly for .030 over.
The jet pump I've already finished rebuilding.
The boat should be ready for "test & tune" by the end of April/beginning of May. It will be ready for unveiling by Memorial Day.
I may have to take a cruise down there this coming weekend. That would be cool. I'll call my buddy and see if he'll let me borrow his day cruiser for the occasion. God I miss driving my boat! LOL

[EAZYKILLER2006]

I have an 18' Marlin jet boat...it's my new winter project.
The hull is at a fiberglass shop at the moment...wait till you see the paint job it's getting. They have a boat they just finished up with the exact paint job...I'm gonna go down there and shoot some pics of it on Monday so I can post them up.
The motor is on a stand undergoing reassembly. I started putting the pistons in today...got 3 of them in and the 3rd one feels like it's a little tight. I gotta mic' the cylinder and piston and make sure all the cylinders were honed correctly for .030 over.
The jet pump I've already finished rebuilding.
The boat should be ready for "test & tune" by the end of April/beginning of May. It will be ready for unveiling by Memorial Day.
I may have to take a cruise down there this coming weekend. That would be cool. I'll call my buddy and see if he'll let me borrow his day cruiser for the occasion. God I miss driving my boat! LOL ~we love meeting new ppl~MAYBE WE WILL cu THERE~ just when (I) or ppl in general...see ppl on the water ~they have to try and remember there is alot of drinking going on lol !!! SOOOO when ya dont remember ppl its cus thats what happens when ya drink! lol ~i c some of the pics and think god who the HELLO are these ppl in the pics? so i just wave to everyone and then ask hubby WHO IS THAT? http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q71/eazykiller2006/goodonebest.jpg ~laurie

[OverKill]

I have a place in Big River if you want to run Jets thats the place to be. Just down a little way's fro Havazoo. Not very many !$@%#^* WAKE BOARD boats either.

[Jetaholic]

Yeah...fortunately for us here we all know each other's screen names...that kinda helps.

[EAZYKILLER2006]

I have a place in Big River if you want to run Jets thats the place to be. Just down a little way's fro Havazoo. Not very many !$@%#^* WAKE BOARD boats either.I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO RESIZE PICS WITH THIS NEW CAMERA ~THE OTHER CAMERA IS JAMMED SO ALL I COULD DO WAS opps crop the pic of our boat lol (sorry about the caps didnt c that) well here is part of it... lol and the boats name is wet kitty~ it is an advantage 28 sports cat ~we hang out at topock "chet " the owner picture dude is from victorville (we go way back ) so we always go by there to say hi and we hang out by the wake AREA :cool: http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q71/eazykiller2006/mywetkitty.jpg before topock...

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Yeah...fortunately for us here we all know each other's screen names...that kinda helps. i can kick it with ppl all weekend long and not remember them the next weekend~ but isnt that what my friend JACK is suppose to do? actually i dont event WANT to remember with all the crazy shit that goes on in havasu... so just give me the JD... :cool: http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q71/eazykiller2006/today92906.jpg well heck that was the last pic i have in my files BOO! now i am bored so i guess i will go watch some TV ~nice chatting with ya JON maybe we will CU next weekend...laurie

[MudPumper]

It would be havasu its were everyone already gets together almost every weekend
except that most people in the jets forum would not boat on havasu if you paid them. :boxed:

[OverKill]

exactly so MIKE. To many RUDE assholes on that lake.

[eek-a-RAT]

except that most people in the jets forum would not boat on havasu if you paid them. :boxed:
i figured that havazoo is a place to hang out & soak'em back,
it looks way to crowded to jet around ,especially with all the baller wake boats & twin skreweds. im not hatin! just jelous in cali!

[steelcomp]

This is all cool and stuff, but this social lounge stuff belongs in the sandbar, not the technical threads. You'll get a much better response up there.I joined this message board almost a month ago and I gotta tell ya....
You guys/gals are all some of the funniest fokking people I've ever met on here!
This board is pure comedy! On top of all the useful information on restoring boats...which helps because I've got my winter project going...with comedy on top of it all!
You guys rock!
All the Cali boaters should have a HUGE ***boat get together at some lake in Cali...I wonder which lake would be the best. Of course you don't have to be a resident of Cali to participate...if you're willing to make the drive you're more than welcome. I would say Pine Flat in Sanger, which is right by where I live in Fresno. Not because of it's closeness to me...I'm willing to make the drive to wherever, but since Fresno/Sanger is right in the middle of Cali...we could all meet in the middle. However, any lake would be great (even Lake Piru LOL).
So whoever is down for the get together this summer...let's all decide on a lake and we'll get this ***boat get together goin'!

[EAZYKILLER2006]

except that most people in the jets forum would not boat on havasu if you paid them. :boxed:actually on the off season when the water is empty...

[squirt'nmyload]

actually on the off season when the water is empty...
not even then with all the noise restrictions

[67weimann]

not even then with all the noise restrictions
Havazoo is not a jet boat friendly lake...I'll keep my distance...

[steelcomp]

actually on the off season when the water is empty...WTF??? That's not even english, is it?

[67weimann]

WTF??? That's not even english, is it?
Now that you mentioned it????

[Jetaholic]

LOL I'm pretty sure she meant when there's not nearly as much people on the off season...when it's not FULL of people...it's EMPTY of people LOL.

[Gayleen]

About a 6 hour ride for me...not too bad.
Actually a little longer than that since towing speed limit in Cali is 55.
I'm definitely lookin' forward to meeting all of you with my new boat next summer.
Jon
We have made a few trips to Cali. What is the deal with the towing speed limit of 55. Do the cops strickly inforce that limit.

[460 jus getn it]

soon u will just keep your boat down there...like the rest of us ~DANG u have alot of post for a month~ i just started posting now that i figured out how to put up pics. it is 2 hours from where i work to havasu ~so we r down in havasu every weekend (pretty much) we will be in havasu this thurs the 9th till sun the 12th...WHAT KIND OF BOAT DO U HAVE ? we are meeting sooo many kewl ppl!!! just this summer we met 16 ppl from cali with homes out in havasu ~some live close to us here in calif and havasu... LOL SMALL WORLD :cool: http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q71/eazykiller2006/thegroup1.jpg
Thats a hole lot of beaners.....................................LMAO

[460 jus getn it]

WTF??? That's not even english, is it?
My ebonics translator was able to read it..............................HAHA

[67weimann]

LOL I'm pretty sure she meant when there's not nearly as much people on the off season...when it's not FULL of people...it's EMPTY of people LOL.
:crossx: There isn't an "off season" here... :crossx:

[67weimann]

:crossx: There isn't an "off season" here... :crossx:
Unless you're 460 JGI... :yuk:

[78Southwind]

We have made a few trips to Cali. What is the deal with the towing speed limit of 55. Do the cops strickly inforce that limit.
I have had my boat for about 18 years and just got my first speeding ticket for over 55 MPH while towing. I usually tow around 60 to 70 depending on road conditions but this last time towing down hill just before entering Needles the speed got a way from me a little. A Cop pulled me over and said I was doing 75 but wrote me up for 65. He also told me to keep it at 65 or under and I shouldn't have any problems from the other CHP's.

[zipper]

This is my first time using this thread,butI have to make a comment
on the speed limit in Cali I got pulled over pulling a trailer in shasta
county doing get this 65 pulling a trailer by the CHP(cali's finest) the
grand total was $480.00 .
P.S Welcome to California DON'T SPEED :crossx: :argue:

[Jetaholic]

This is my first time using this thread,butI have to make a comment
on the speed limit in Cali I got pulled over pulling a trailer in shasta
county doing get this 65 pulling a trailer by the CHP(cali's finest) the
grand total was $480.00 .
P.S Welcome to California DON'T SPEED :crossx: :argue:
Yeah CHP strickly enforces that law. I was pulling a cargo trailer to a show one night at 65, and a CHP got up alongside me and motioned for me to slow down. That was in my own home town!
I got lucky on that one, so I just keep it at 55. Save money that way.