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Boat N Babes
11-05-2006, 06:47 AM
What are some of the hottest boat names you have seen.............?

racecar.hotshoe
11-05-2006, 06:57 AM
"Debt Finder"

Boatcop
11-05-2006, 07:02 AM
"Suck n Pump" (On a jet boat)

racecar.hotshoe
11-05-2006, 07:12 AM
"SeaDuced Again" :p

jailbird141
11-05-2006, 07:50 AM
"Your Tax Dollars At Work"

racecar.hotshoe
11-05-2006, 07:59 AM
TITTIES AND BEER :cool:
you got my vote brother.. :p

Chromegorilla
11-05-2006, 08:35 AM
Seen a pic of a boat called "Pussy Rules" and it was female owned/operated..... the picture had like 5 or 6 chicks on it...

flatrookie
11-05-2006, 09:21 AM
I saw a boat at camp far west on the 4 of july one time that said bongs & thongs

Mandelon
11-05-2006, 09:30 AM
Job Site
No, Bob can't come to the phone, he's out on the "job site."

racecar.hotshoe
11-05-2006, 09:54 AM
:p Off-Shoregasm :rollside:

phebus
11-05-2006, 10:26 AM
Boat on Treadmill :rollside:

HMF'er
11-05-2006, 10:27 AM
Poon Toon

Nord
11-05-2006, 10:31 AM
Puntang!!!

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 10:45 AM
What are some of the hottest boat names you have seen.............?hey thanks for the info a new site... :)

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 10:47 AM
i saw the one that was called TUNA PATROLL LOLSeen a pic of a boat called "Pussy Rules" and it was female owned/operated..... the picture had like 5 or 6 chicks on it...

squirt'nmyload
11-05-2006, 10:54 AM
Poon Toon
lmfao

Zaairman
11-05-2006, 10:57 AM
Yacht Bait

catman-do
11-05-2006, 01:15 PM
I dont have a name on my boat, but I wanted to name it "Muff Diver".
A friend of mine has a purple carrera named "statutory grape"
Another friend has twin outboards called "trimmin bush"

Jbb
11-05-2006, 01:16 PM
Brown named his boat...Painful rectal Itch.... :p

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 01:21 PM
I dont have a name on my boat, but I wanted to name it "Muff Diver".
A friend of mine has a purple carrera named "statutory grape"
Another friend has twin outboards called "trimmin bush"
good ones! OURS IS called WET KITTY i saw one called "tuna patroll"

CBadDad
11-05-2006, 02:02 PM
204 Easy Payments

Jetaholic
11-05-2006, 02:10 PM
Hypothetical Treadmill

pussywuped
11-05-2006, 02:24 PM
How about "THE LAST ONE III"

SHOTKALLIN
11-05-2006, 02:47 PM
I'm naming my boat "priapism"

YODA
11-05-2006, 02:49 PM
Saw a jet being towed yesterday called "PHUCKIN PHAST". Nice!!

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 02:50 PM
I'm naming my boat "priapism"am i allowed to say i dont get it ?

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 02:56 PM
I'm naming my boat "priapism"hey i asked the guys here if it was a girl thing cus i didnt get it? they said you "all" :cry: really want to say to me "for me to LEAVE U ALL ALONE" lmfao the all aint rite...

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 04:13 PM
I'm naming my boat "priapism"
hey i asked the guys here if it was a girl thing cus i didnt get it? they said you "all" really want to say to me "for me to LEAVE U ALL ALONE" lmfao they all aint rite...but... since i didnt get any replys 1) they are rite or 2)you guys dont get it either... well heck you all r NOR N ME!!! :cry:

Jetaholic
11-05-2006, 04:56 PM
hey i asked the guys here if it was a girl thing cus i didnt get it? they said you "all" really want to say to me "for me to LEAVE U ALL ALONE" lmfao they all aint rite...but... since i didnt get any replys 1) they are rite or 2)you guys dont get it either... well heck you all r NOR N ME!!! :cry:
Hey Eeaaaassssyyy killer! LOL

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 05:13 PM
Hey Eeaaaassssyyy killer! LOLhey JON

beaverretriever
11-05-2006, 05:50 PM
Slippery When Wet Treadmill :p

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 06:14 PM
I'm naming my boat "priapism"am i allowed to say i dont get it?

Havasu_Dreamin
11-05-2006, 06:29 PM
What are some of the hottest boat names you have seen.............?
Have to say it fast - My Dixe Wrecked

Havasu_Dreamin
11-05-2006, 06:31 PM
am i allowed to say i dont get it ?
Priapism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 06:36 PM
Priapism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism)
well HECK my dictionary didnt have that up in there LOL and all these dudes up in here didnt know either call me blonde... :crossx:

racecar.hotshoe
11-05-2006, 06:41 PM
well HECK my dictionary didnt have that up in there LOL and all these dudes up in here didnt know either call me blonde... :crossx:
It means time to go visit next door :crossx: :crossx:

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 06:48 PM
It means time to go visit next door :crossx: :crossx: y whos next door? LMFAS i got gramps next door here ... :eek: :eek: :eek:

bruddah
11-05-2006, 07:25 PM
yup it means BONER that lasts a while! def. a good name, but my fav. is HAKUNA MATATA! even tho its been used its def. one of my top choices for my next investment!

SHOTKALLIN
11-05-2006, 07:26 PM
am i allowed to say i dont get it ?
priapism is an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours........the kind you are supposed to contact your doctor about.

HavasuSelect
11-05-2006, 07:28 PM
Have to say it fast - My Dixe Wrecked
:crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

hallett21
11-05-2006, 07:32 PM
'SQUEEZE THIS" :cool:

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 07:35 PM
priapism is an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours........the kind you are supposed to contact your doctor about.
yea some one let me in on that one lol...call me blonde but i never heard that before...

racecar.hotshoe
11-05-2006, 07:36 PM
y whos next door? LMFAS i got gramps next door here ... :eek: :eek: :eek:
Im glad I dont live there.. :p

vee-driven
11-05-2006, 07:45 PM
two cool names i saw at parker were PUSSY PROWLER and FINANCIALLY FUCT. both cats

EAZYKILLER2006
11-05-2006, 07:47 PM
two cool names i saw at parker were PUSSY PROWLER and FINANCIALLY FUCT. both cats
oh oh lol did u c tuna patroll...i saw the pussy prowler...

SHOTKALLIN
11-05-2006, 07:49 PM
yea some one let me in on that one lol...call me blonde but i never heard that before...
it ought to strike up alot of questions.

vee-driven
11-05-2006, 08:01 PM
oh oh lol did u c tuna patroll...i saw the pussy prowler...
didnt see tuna patrol, we met the owner of financially fuct at big bend in a fist fight because he didnt like the fact my friends were trying to get home from buckskin bar one night 5 people on a two seater seadoo, it was funny as hell but we all calmed down and had some beers at the end of the night and his friend owned the pussy prowler.

vee-driven
11-05-2006, 08:04 PM
funny shit my flat bottom was named HOWDY-AUDIOUS the ironic part is i finished it and drove it for a few passes and flipped it and it was totalled, fitting name haw. haha.

Ken F
11-05-2006, 08:09 PM
priapism is an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours........the kind you are supposed to contact your doctor about.
.......or find another partner!
KenF

bchbum
11-05-2006, 08:22 PM
My buddies boat at Mead is named HALF FAST . :crossx: :crossx:

seanv
11-05-2006, 08:58 PM
look at my windshield...."cummin hard"

Ultracrazy
11-06-2006, 02:59 AM
"Your Tax Dollars At Work"
Hmmmm.........who can that be owned by. A Lavey Craft Owner?

bite me
11-06-2006, 10:09 AM
KUMIWANALAYundefinedA

91nordic29
11-06-2006, 10:22 AM
"It is also said a hanged man will get an erection and may ejaculate. This is, however, not caused by disinhibition of the penis, but rather due to blood rushing to the bodily extremities upon hanging"
No WONDER they drew such crowds at the gallows :confused:

Biglue
11-06-2006, 10:40 AM
Best one I've seen is "Will Work for Food"

Zaairman
11-06-2006, 11:56 AM
Haven't named my boat yet, but, it's either going to be Tahiti Moonshine or My Girl. Any ideas?
Another good name I saw was Her Boat, His Payment.

BoatPI
11-06-2006, 12:10 PM
I named my lake lice Seadoo "Topock Terrior". The first time out I was wake jumping the cruise boat up river and launched myself about 15' in the air, and broke 3 ribs...SO it fits.

centerhill condor
11-06-2006, 12:36 PM
sinking fund

MRSDRMCAT
11-06-2006, 02:56 PM
More Dollars than cents

DaddyMack
11-06-2006, 03:05 PM
My dad's jet boat when I was a kid "All Day Sucker" My dad use to refer to it as his gal..lol
My next Jet Boat "Suck n' Spit"
My Current Boat either "DaddyMack" or "Liquid Panty Remover"

jbone
11-06-2006, 04:21 PM
I like one I see at Martinez.
It is called "Cop a Feel" and below that in small letters is says "or visa versa".
J