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BshyBvrGirl
11-10-2006, 07:06 AM
you really can get a prescription for sex. I'm thinking of having mine framed for the BF :rollside:
I had surgery for cervical cancer about a week ago. I went in on Wednesday for a post-op follow-up totally expecting to be told, no sex for the next month, especially since I can't participate in vigorous exercise for 6 weeks. And then the Dr. asked me about my sex life (cuz that isn't a loaded question :rolleyes: ) He then proceeds to tell me that it's absolutely imperative that I have sex in the next week, definitely next 2 weeks. Who knew?! (some excuse about the healing process and "unsticking" things)
Of course, I'm sittting there thinking to myself...what if I weren't in a steady relationship? Would he prescribe hooking up with my ex for a one night stand :idea: Or would he give me a prescription to buy some toys at the local adult sex shop for a little alone time? You think my insurance would cover that?! :)
I think I can cross the BF off the Christmas list for this year :D

BEER&WATER
11-10-2006, 07:12 AM
THIS SOUND'S LIKE A GIRL THINKING TO HERSELF!!!!!
do you think there will be an answer???? to her own ????

racecar.hotshoe
11-10-2006, 07:13 AM
You need to start out small and quik.....so give me a call... :rolleyes: :p :p

spectratoad
11-10-2006, 07:49 AM
Those are the types of thoughts women never let us men in on.
Such as the other night, which I actually found out in the morning. Her comment, Well I touched you on the shoulder. Guess that meant she was 'In the mood". Us men can't win. :p

H20 Toie
11-10-2006, 08:25 AM
this thread is useless without pics

SB
11-10-2006, 08:30 AM
I had a dr. write me a scrip for a hooker, but the insurance wouldn't cover it. Bastards.

Sleek-Jet
11-10-2006, 09:00 AM
Wish I had a G/F like that... :idea:
That's one lucky bastard right there... a perscription from the doc for sex... I hope for his sake there is no expiration date on it... :D

racecar.hotshoe
11-10-2006, 09:16 AM
Wish I had a G/F like that... :idea:
That's one lucky bastard right there... a perscription from the doc for sex... I hope for his sake there is no expiration date on it... :D
Yeah but with todays HMO's they would only pay for the generic brand. :p

Tom Brown
11-10-2006, 02:56 PM
I enjoy your outlook, BshyBvrGirl.
Get well and get laid.

BshyBvrGirl
11-10-2006, 03:00 PM
Many thanks Mr. Brown....and I plan on it :)

QuickJet
11-10-2006, 06:35 PM
I need to get a perscription like that for the wife...... :cry:

sun&sand
11-12-2006, 07:42 AM
Something smells fishy here. Maybe the doc did tell you to have sex, but what's the point here? Mention of a new boyfriend, hooking up with an ex, are you sure you're not trying to get the attention of the ex-boyfriend? I'm wondering if you actually do have a new boyfriend, or maybe you're hoping to make someone else jealous. Nice try, but try moving on!!!

Sleek-Jet
11-12-2006, 08:35 AM
Sounds like someone needs to move on all right... :idea:

BshyBvrGirl
11-12-2006, 08:39 AM
Something smells fishy here. Maybe the doc did tell you to have sex, but what's the point here? Mention of a new boyfriend, hooking up with an ex, are you sure you're not trying to get the attention of the ex-boyfriend? I'm wondering if you actually do have a new boyfriend, or maybe you're hoping to make someone else jealous. Nice try, but try moving on!!!
Nothing fishy going on here and not trying to make anybody jealous. I hope my ex-boyfriend is doing well and is happy. Not that it's anybody's business, but yes there is a new boyfriend and we're very very happy.
The thread was a way for me to laugh at the fact that I f*cking have cancer. And I thought it was funny that a doctor can actually prescribe sex. Seems like most people got that. I'm sorry if you did not.

riverbound
11-12-2006, 08:39 AM
this thread is useless without pics
With a name like bushy beaver....not sure if I want to see those pics ;)

riverbound
11-12-2006, 08:41 AM
Something smells fishy here. Maybe the doc did tell you to have sex, but what's the point here? Mention of a new boyfriend, hooking up with an ex, are you sure you're not trying to get the attention of the ex-boyfriend? I'm wondering if you actually do have a new boyfriend, or maybe you're hoping to make someone else jealous. Nice try, but try moving on!!!
This must be the "Ex" posting under an alias :idea:
Guess you are alittle sad she didnt get the RX with you??

racecar.hotshoe
11-12-2006, 08:45 AM
With a name like bushy beaver....not sure if I want to see those pics ;)
Bushy is good.. :rolleyes: :p

ratso
11-12-2006, 09:28 AM
This must be the "Ex" posting under an alias :idea:
Guess you are alittle sad she didnt get the RX with you??
lol... wouldn't that be funny? :crossx:

ratso
11-12-2006, 09:30 AM
Bushy is good.. :rolleyes: :p
Landing Strips are better...or just shaved down close. Don't care for too bushy or the totally shaved dealio... :idea:

Devil's Advocate
11-12-2006, 09:32 AM
Landing Strips are better...or just shaved down close. Don't care for too bushy or the totally shaved dealio... :idea:
Thanks for the info, and how was she last night? :crossx:

ratso
11-12-2006, 09:36 AM
Thanks for the info, and how was she last night? :crossx:
Let's just say, the bedroom looks like a CSI rape victim's unit nightmare... :idea:
I couldn't wait for everybody to leave so I could get on here. :D

wsuwrhr
11-12-2006, 09:41 AM
The thread was a way for me to laugh at the fact that I f*cking have cancer. And I thought it was funny that a doctor can actually prescribe sex. Seems like most people got that. I'm sorry if you did not.
I got the jist of it and I too thought the prescription was funny.
I hope you are able to beat it and make a full recovery.
Brian

ratso
11-12-2006, 09:43 AM
I got the jist of it and I too thought the prescription was funny.
I hope you are able to beat it and make a full recovery.
Brian
I think the only one "beating it" would be her ex... :idea: :D

wsuwrhr
11-12-2006, 09:44 AM
BBG,
On a lighter side, your thread is worthless without pictures.
Brian
you really can get a prescription for sex. I'm thinking of having mine framed for the BF :rollside:
I had surgery for cervical cancer about a week ago. I went in on Wednesday for a post-op follow-up totally expecting to be told, no sex for the next month, especially since I can't participate in vigorous exercise for 6 weeks. And then the Dr. asked me about my sex life (cuz that isn't a loaded question :rolleyes: ) He then proceeds to tell me that it's absolutely imperative that I have sex in the next week, definitely next 2 weeks. Who knew?! (some excuse about the healing process and "unsticking" things)
Of course, I'm sittting there thinking to myself...what if I weren't in a steady relationship? Would he prescribe hooking up with my ex for a one night stand :idea: Or would he give me a prescription to buy some toys at the local adult sex shop for a little alone time? You think my insurance would cover that?! :)
I think I can cross the BF off the Christmas list for this year :D

wsuwrhr
11-12-2006, 09:46 AM
I think the only one "beating it" would be her ex... :idea: :D
Although I do laugh reading your posts....
This time I'm thinking this subject is a little too serious not to be making a joke out of it.
I am just saying.
Brian

ratso
11-12-2006, 10:01 AM
BBG,
On a lighter side, your thread is worthless without pictures.
Brian
uh... okay... :rolleyes:
BBG... no offense, and you know I sincerely mean that... Some other people on here apparently need a prescription for sex too... lol... :D
Good luck, and I hope you have a full recovery... :wink:

Devil's Advocate
11-12-2006, 10:06 AM
Let's just say, the bedroom looks like a CSI rape victim's unit nightmare... :idea:
I couldn't wait for everybody to leave so I could get on here. :D
LOL, "everybody" to leave. :crossx:

ratso
11-12-2006, 10:10 AM
LOL, "everybody" to leave. :crossx:
...yeah... huge party here after the bars closed. This is kind of the 2am til whenever hangout on the weekends. :D

BshyBvrGirl
11-12-2006, 10:22 AM
lol... wouldn't that be funny? :crossx:
yeah, it's hilarious...I love it :rolleyes: :D
ratso and wsuwrhr, thank you for the sentiments. Recovery is going well, feeling better each day, and looking forward to filling my prescription :D

wsuwrhr
11-12-2006, 10:40 AM
yeah, it's hilarious...I love it :rolleyes: :D
ratso and wsuwrhr, thank you for the sentiments. Recovery is going well, feeling better each day, and looking forward to filling my prescription :D
You are welcome.....
and....well....why have you had it "filled" already? What are you waiting for?
"Absolutely imparitive" sounds pretty important.
Sheesh.
Brian

maxwedge
11-12-2006, 02:26 PM
This must be the "Ex" posting under an alias :idea:
Guess you are alittle sad she didnt get the RX with you??
Hey dammitt, I'm the ex, and I didn't post that shit (check the IP if you want). I generally choose to simply ignore all of BBG's posts and pm's, as I'm sure she is well aware, but I guess I'll respond to this one since she probably thinks I'm sun and sand anyway.
BBG...Nobody deserves to have cancer. Best of luck with the recovery and the new B/F. I hope you really are happy and he isn't imaginary. Hopefully he is real and it wasn't really your intention to make me jealous, as I am quite happy with my current G/F who thankfully does not require a prescription in order to have sex. :D
Sun and sand, check your PM's.

phebus
11-12-2006, 02:30 PM
Slip some Viagra in the boyfriends drink, and you'll be cured for life :)

Debbolas
11-12-2006, 02:38 PM
F*** Cancer!!!
You have an excellent outlook on your situation.
Best wishes!!
Deb
:D

BajaMike
11-12-2006, 08:52 PM
Something smells fishy here. Maybe the doc did tell you to have sex, but what's the point here? Mention of a new boyfriend, hooking up with an ex, are you sure you're not trying to get the attention of the ex-boyfriend? I'm wondering if you actually do have a new boyfriend, or maybe you're hoping to make someone else jealous. Nice try, but try moving on!!!
This could get the prize for the worst first post...... :idea:
"sun&sand" should be immediately banned for life! :yuk:
:argue:

Tom Brown
11-12-2006, 08:55 PM
Of course, I'm sittting there thinking to myself...what if I weren't in a steady relationship?
If anyone were to find themselves in this situation, there are any number of ***boat philanthropists who would be willing to step up and help out. :cool: