Agenda For The Democratic National Convention 2008

[RitcheyRch]

Received this from a buddy this morning.
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay.--
Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

[mrswetdream3]

If they can do all that in a matter of hours, just think of what they'll accomplish in a whole term. :)

[hazard]

If they can do all that in a matter of hours, just think of what they'll accomplish in a whole term. :)
Yeah, turning us into a communist nation and getting us attacked by every muslim country in the world.
Not to mention taxing us all to death.

[SB]

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
Good ones. Liberals are already complaining about Saddam's death sentence. People in Afghanistan are so poor they do sell their kidneys on the open market.
Don't forget the $5/gal gas tax, raising CAFE to 200mpg, outlawing of SUVs,