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HighRoller
01-22-2006, 03:29 AM
you:
Go take a bath
Go to Glamis
Go to the lake
Drive to Starbuck's
Change a Tampon
Drop a Duece
Use your "Indulge back massager" to climax while watching your neighbor mow the lawn
Don't you wish you could be an attention wh0re too?

Mrs.Racer277
01-22-2006, 04:56 AM
you:
Go take a bath
Go to Glamis
Go to the lake
Drive to Starbuck's
Change a Tampon
Drop a Duece
Use your "Indulge back massager" to climax while watching your neighbor mow the lawn
Don't you wish you could be an attention wh0re too?
Don't you wish you had a life to! :)

Goldilocks
01-22-2006, 05:05 AM
you:
Go take a bath
Go to Glamis
Go to the lake
Drive to Starbuck's
Change a Tampon
Drop a Duece
Use your "Indulge back massager" to climax while watching your neighbor mow the lawn
Don't you wish you could be an attention wh0re too?
Yes, thanks. I just dropped a duece. I was waiting for the perfect moment to tell everyone. :D

Garrddogg
01-22-2006, 05:18 AM
Yes, thanks. I just dropped a duece. I was waiting for the perfect moment to tell everyone. :D
Now that right there is funny!

Goldilocks
01-22-2006, 05:21 AM
Now that right there is funny!
LMAO
That is funny!
Gary, we miss you. Hope to see you this spring and summer!!!

JetBoatRich
01-22-2006, 06:07 AM
you:
Go take a bath
Go to Glamis
Go to the lake
Drive to Starbuck's
Change a Tampon
Drop a Duece
Use your "Indulge back massager" to climax while watching your neighbor mow the lawn
Don't you wish you could be an attention wh0re too?
What the hell was that :yuk:

cola
01-22-2006, 06:08 AM
Hello Jen, I see you found a name for the new boat. It's early & I'am feeding our new grandson. I don't remember my kids been this much fun. What a trip they are. :) :) :) Three, and one more comming any day.
Gary, thanks for the X-mas tex. I need to go get the boat & bring it back for some Catalina runs.
Late, Mike

Blown 472
01-22-2006, 07:19 AM
you:
Go take a bath
Go to Glamis
Go to the lake
Drive to Starbuck's
Change a Tampon
Drop a Duece
Use your "Indulge back massager" to climax while watching your neighbor mow the lawn
Don't you wish you could be an attention wh0re too?
Funny thing, I looked up "dick" in the dicksunary, and you pick was there.

Kilrtoy
01-22-2006, 10:04 AM
you:
Go take a bath
Go to Glamis
Go to the lake
Drive to Starbuck's
Change a Tampon
Drop a Duece
Use your "Indulge back massager" to climax while watching your neighbor mow the lawn
Don't you wish you could be an attention wh0re too?
That is some funny shit

IN2-IN2MX
01-22-2006, 10:11 AM
Nah, what I really wish is that you didn't live so far away so that someone could slap you silly.
In case I haven't told you today...you suck. Have a nice day.
(Edited after getting over my bitch moment...but HR still sucks the big one :) )

Phat Daddy
01-22-2006, 10:22 AM
Don't you wish you had something more going on in life then to post at 3:29 am. :rolleyes:

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 01:07 PM
Now what is this stupid shit about slowroller, when I come to see what the hell your stupid arse is saying it's not good............( . )( . )......... :rolleyes:

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 01:24 PM
Sorry to do this, but shit happens :crossx: ........( . )( . ).........shitty roller I call your arse over to BenchRacers wannabe troller :idea:

Phat Matt
01-22-2006, 01:25 PM
Yes, thanks. I just dropped a duece. I was waiting for the perfect moment to tell everyone. :D
That's what happens when you drink all night. :D

AltarGirl
01-22-2006, 01:34 PM
I just went to Starbuck's!! Look at me! :coffeycup :coffeycup
Give me a a break, is this really even a question worth asking? :confused: :confused: I think "Starting threads w/mean intentions" should be on that list too :mad: :mad: :rolleyes:

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 01:36 PM
That's what happens when you drink all night. :D
You squirt, you don't poop :p .........( . )( . ).........Pee out a hole :p

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 01:40 PM
I just went to Starbuck's!! Look at me! :coffeycup :coffeycup
Give me a a break, is this really even a question worth asking? :confused: :confused: I think "Starting threads w/mean intentions" should be on that list too :mad: :mad: :rolleyes:
StarBucks sucks and I just want to talk to slow roller okay..........( . )( . )........Have you ever been in a flamming war ? Those test your skills and then some. Later Girl............( . )( . ).......... :)

FMluvswater
01-22-2006, 02:22 PM
you:
Go take a bath
Go to Glamis
Go to the lake
Drive to Starbuck's
Change a Tampon
Drop a Duece
Use your "Indulge back massager" to climax while watching your neighbor mow the lawn
Don't you wish you could be an attention wh0re too?
No need for wishing like Nike says ... Just do it. :cool: Well done. :p

AltarGirl
01-22-2006, 02:27 PM
StarBucks sucks and I just want to talk to slow roller okay..........( . )( . )........Have you ever been in a flamming war ? Those test your skills and then some. Later Girl............( . )( . ).......... :)
Hey man, Starbucks is great :mad:
Have I been in a flaming war? Not that I know of, but the day is still young :confused:
LaterGirl, hey that's pretty close!! :cool: :)

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 02:35 PM
Hey man, Starbucks is great :mad:
Have I been in a flaming war? Not that I know of, but the day is still young :confused:
LaterGirl, hey that's pretty close!! :cool: :)
StarBucks, 1 sip is like 4 cups of normal coffee :yuk: Flamming Wars, haven't seen them here, HavasuBarneys...yes! Now go drink your StarBucks and let slowroller talk please..later girlfriend..........( . )( . ).......... :p

AltarGirl
01-22-2006, 02:38 PM
StarBucks, 1 sip is like 4 cups of normal coffee :yuk: Flamming Wars, haven't seen them here, HavasuBarneys...yes! Now go drink your StarBucks and let slowroller talk please..later girlfriend..........( . )( . ).......... :p
Ok Ok, I can take a hint. I know when I'm not wanted. :cry:
Steamroller, you have the floor thanks to Mr. Hanson! :p Continue the sh*t talking :rolleyes:

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 02:41 PM
Ok Ok, I can take a hint. I know when I'm not wanted. :cry:
Steamroller, you have the floor thanks to Mr. Hanson! :p Continue the sh*t talking :rolleyes:
You are wanted, just not right now K.........( . )( . )......... :p

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 02:43 PM
Ok Ok, I can take a hint. I know when I'm not wanted. :cry:
Steamroller, you have the floor thanks to Mr. Hanson! :p Continue the sh*t talking :rolleyes:
I am Kim also girl, not that MR.HANSON shit........( . )( . )........ :p

AltarGirl
01-22-2006, 02:53 PM
I am Kim also girl, not that MR.HANSON shit........( . )( . )........ :p
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c225/altar-girl/misc15.jpg
:cool:

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 03:22 PM
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c225/altar-girl/misc15.jpg
:cool:
Lay off the Star Bucks girl..........( . )( . ).......... :p this is better :p
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72115_1_.gif

Phat Matt
01-22-2006, 03:43 PM
Lay off the Star Bucks girl..........( . )( . ).......... :p this is better :p
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72115_1_.gif
I wish I was a smurf. :)

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 03:46 PM
I wish I was a smurf. :)
No shit eh, smurfs have all the fun............( . )( . )........ :p

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 06:11 PM
Now where is slow roller?.........( . )( . ).................. :p

pixilatedpussy
01-22-2006, 06:35 PM
Don't you wish you had something more going on in life then to post at 3:29 am. :rolleyes:
TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim Hanson
01-22-2006, 06:51 PM
TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay girl, let see BOOTYLICIOUS!....yours :cool: .....( . )( . ).........

pixilatedpussy
01-22-2006, 06:55 PM
Okay girl, let see BOOTYLICIOUS!....yours :cool: .....( . )( . ).........
Wouldn't want to be a post Wh o re! :220v: LOL! :p

JetBoatRich
01-22-2006, 06:56 PM
Lay off the Star Bucks girl..........( . )( . ).......... :p this is better :p
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72115_1_.gif
Good Stuff :cool:

HighRoller
01-22-2006, 09:20 PM
Hilarious. I didn't mention any names or say anything mean or nasty. Was just thinking out loud and everyone gets all butt hurt. Relax. It's just the internet. Oh, and thank you for proving my point.

hoolign
01-22-2006, 09:29 PM
Hilarious. I didn't mention any names or say anything mean or nasty. Was just thinking out loud and everyone gets all butt hurt. Relax. It's just the internet. Oh, and thank you for proving my point.
It's getting thick in here! :D

AltarGirl
01-22-2006, 11:38 PM
Lay off the Star Bucks girl..........( . )( . ).......... :p this is better :p
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72115_1_.gif
I can't see the pic!! :cry:

One Eyed Jack
01-22-2006, 11:49 PM
It's getting thick in here! :D
like snot
on a frosty doorknob

One Eyed Jack
01-22-2006, 11:55 PM
Relax. It's just the internet.
what does this mean exactly
no accountability for your actions

AltarGirl
01-23-2006, 12:12 AM
what does this mean exactly
no accountability for your actions
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c225/altar-girl/misc16.jpg
Can we just get back to all the fun we've been having on here please? :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

gqchris
01-23-2006, 03:04 AM
Hilarious. I didn't mention any names or say anything mean or nasty. Was just thinking out loud and everyone gets all butt hurt. Relax. It's just the internet. Oh, and thank you for proving my point.
For Some Here, this is Real Life I think!! Buhaahahhha

HighRoller
01-23-2006, 04:06 AM
For Some Here, this is Real Life I think!! Buhaahahhha
I think so too! Gee, you think I hit a nerve with this one? Some people just can't handle the truth I guess. And when I said it's the internet, I meant that you shouldn't get all hurt in the butt over what people say. As far as being responsible for my "actions", WTF are you talking about? Nobody is mentione in my post and there are no defamatory or threatening remarks directed towards anyone

LUVNLIFE
01-23-2006, 04:48 AM
Hilarious. I didn't mention any names or say anything mean or nasty. Was just thinking out loud and everyone gets all butt hurt. Relax. It's just the internet. Oh, and thank you for proving my point.
This here is funny and true. Nothing like admitting your own guilt :D

LUVNLIFE
01-23-2006, 04:51 AM
what does this mean exactly
no accountability for your actions
It means don't take it so Damn serious and treat it like a full time job with life and death consequences that hang in the balance of the all mighty glory of a high post count :rolleyes: :D

sorry dog
01-23-2006, 06:31 AM
Ducky!

HOOTER SLED-
01-23-2006, 07:25 AM
Haterade is thirst aid, for that deep down body thirst. :D

topless
01-23-2006, 09:21 AM
Nobody is mentione in my post and there are no defamatory or threatening remarks directed towards anyoneUhhhh, can you explain what mentione is please? (since this is the internet and all.)

pixilatedpussy
01-23-2006, 09:22 AM
This here is funny and true. Nothing like admitting your own guilt :D
Anyways.........................

IN2-IN2MX
01-23-2006, 01:12 PM
It means don't take it so Damn serious and treat it like a full time job with life and death consequences that hang in the balance of the all mighty glory of a high post count :rolleyes: :D
Breathe, breathe. It's ok. Take it down a notch turbo.

Biglue
01-23-2006, 01:17 PM
Uhhhh, can you explain what mentione is please? (since this is the internet and all.)
It's how you say mention in FRENCH. :D

topless
01-23-2006, 01:21 PM
It's how you say mention in FRENCH. :DThanks. Now I don't feel stupid anymore. :)

Biglue
01-23-2006, 01:24 PM
Thanks. Now I don't feel stupid anymore. :)
Anytime hun. :)

pixilatedpussy
01-23-2006, 02:08 PM
Hey....Im goin to pick up the kids from school, then Im gonna sit with them & help with homework, then Im gonna make dinner, then Im gonna take another bubble bath.........in case you were all wondering???????????? LOL! :p
Damn post Wh o res! :crossx:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-23-2006, 02:09 PM
Hey....Im goin to pick up the kids from school, then Im gonna sit with them & help with homework, then Im gonna make dinner, then Im gonna take another bubble bath.........in case you were all wondering???????????? LOL! :p
Damn post Wh o res! :crossx:
Don't forget to play on the swing set!!!! :rollside:

pixilatedpussy
01-23-2006, 02:10 PM
Don't forget to play on the swing set!!!! :rollside:
Dont have time today! But maybe I can fit it in tomorrow! LOL! :p

Mrs.Racer277
01-23-2006, 02:11 PM
I just had lunch. :) Oh and now I am going to nap. :p

pixilatedpussy
01-23-2006, 02:12 PM
I just had lunch. :) Oh and now I am going to nap. :p
Dont you have to go potty now too? I have to pee....BRB!

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-23-2006, 02:13 PM
Dont you have to go potty now too? I have to pee....BRB!
Take the lap top woman!!!!!!!!!!!! :crossx: :crossx:
Trinkle Trinkle!!!!! :p

pixilatedpussy
01-23-2006, 02:14 PM
Take the lap top woman!!!!!!!!!!!! :crossx: :crossx:
Trinkle Trinkle!!!!! :p
GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those of you interested in a Golden Shower...I can help ya out! LMAO! :220v:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-23-2006, 02:17 PM
GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those of you interested in a Golden Shower...I can help ya out! LMAO! :220v:
As you would say...............TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :220v:

pixilatedpussy
01-23-2006, 02:17 PM
As you would say...............TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :220v:
ROTF!!!! LMAO!!!!

topless
01-23-2006, 02:22 PM
Dont have time today! But maybe I can fit it in tomorrow! LOL! :p
Don't forget to tell us all about it. :) :rollside:
By the way, how was the pee? Feel better now?

LUVNLIFE
01-23-2006, 06:40 PM
You people are just proving his point :)

LUVNLIFE
01-23-2006, 06:43 PM
Breathe, breathe. It's ok. Take a down a notch there turbo.
Yes I will breathe. Then start a thread with pics. Then people can quote me and say,,,,LMAO :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rollside:

IN2-IN2MX
01-23-2006, 06:44 PM
I think they're being s a r c a s t i c :rolleyes:
Anyways, just thought I'd let everyone know that I'm home from work now. :p
(still s a r c a s t i c)

Phat Daddy
01-23-2006, 07:31 PM
I think they're being s a r c a s t i c :rolleyes:
Anyways, just thought I'd let everyone know that I'm home from work now. :p
(still s a r c a s t i c)
Who, us being sarcastic.....never. I'm going to go take a shower now then stare at myself when I get out.

Phat Daddy
01-23-2006, 07:36 PM
Please keep us posted. :D
LOL, I'll let you know how it turns out.

pixilatedpussy
01-23-2006, 07:58 PM
Who, us being sarcastic.....never. I'm going to go take a shower now then stare at myself when I get out.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I stare too>????

HOOTER SLED-
01-23-2006, 08:09 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I stare too>????
Will his nuts swingin' put you in a trance like watching a clock swing back and forth? LOL!! Veeerrryyy sleeeepppy!!

pixilatedpussy
01-23-2006, 08:11 PM
Will his nuts swingin' put you in a trance like watching a clock swing back and forth? LOL!! Veeerrryyy HORRRNEY!!
Yes you have the same problem I see! :220v: :p

Phat Daddy
01-23-2006, 08:45 PM
Yes you have the same problem I see! :220v: :p
Yes you can stare and stuff. Maybe we can take pictures and put them on here.

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-23-2006, 08:48 PM
Yes you can stare and stuff. Maybe we can take pictures and put them on here.
Pix can take the pics and I'll pose the balls!!!!!! Since I have touched them befor!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Phat Daddy
01-23-2006, 08:49 PM
Pix can take the pics and I'll pose the balls!!!!!! Since I have touched them befor!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Yes you have and I'm proud to say that.

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-23-2006, 08:56 PM
Yes you have and I'm proud to say that.
Careful, they might think we were swingin'!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, wait there was that time.......oh, never mind!!!! LOL :p

Phat Daddy
01-23-2006, 08:59 PM
Careful, they might think we were swingin'!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, wait there was that time.......oh, never mind!!!! LOL :p
;) :D ;) :D

pixilatedpussy
01-23-2006, 10:06 PM
Pix can take the pics and I'll pose the balls!!!!!! Since I have touched them befor!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
LOL! Not goin there!