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3 daytona`s
11-16-2006, 08:13 PM
A friend called and was excited about making a load of money and wanted me to meet so he share his good fortune with me ( a couple of beers) so I ask where he suggests the Golden Nugget (LAUGHLIN) O.K. so I tell him I want to go to the bar that has the river view no problem.I get there and survey the place, no friend not many people in there so I go to the North end of the bar decide to lose some money in the video black jack machine at the bar watch the river and have a Brewski or plural Brewski`s well as I`m walking down the row there is a chick sitting there who has a rack that is world class and a waist I could put my hands around so slender,I want to stress here she was not a knock out but I would kick her out of the sack for eating saltine crackers. Now the saga begins this old ass hole comes and sits beside me with this raunchy cigar in his mouth,I have the misfortune where ever I sit cigar smoke is attracted to me like stink to shit.I cant take that,so move down a few stools and by god here is CHESTY and I don`t use that "lightly" and buckoo is gone I think no ring lets chat never know so make small B.S. well out of the corner of my eye here we go I mean this guy is butt ugly and coming back to the bar so figure best shut up and play.Well I`m sitting right next to them and difficult not to hear what they are saying since almost shouting in their erotic euphoria.Well chesty says in clear plain english I`m going to eat you for breakfast lunch and dinner.I had just taken a swig of my brew and was quite evident immediatley had been eves dropping as beer out my nose and other orifices of my body.Well CHESTY looks over at me licks her lips.I attempt to seem composed and not aware of them what so ever.Well a few minutes go by and Butt Ugly gets up and stands behind CHESTY and gets it on a a full contact BOOB rub down I have a problem with my right eye as trying to watch and not move my head,this is hard core moaning and groaning I look around the cocktail waitresses are freaking out I give up cash out and just turn and watch,at that point I shit Butt Ugly is a girl I should have known Buzzed Hair and other signs but was watching Chesty I guess.I move to the South end of the bar and all hell breaks out,the Lovers were in full mouth contact and rub a dub dub.The hotel security arrives a fight breaks out really ugly come to find out they are (were) employees of the Casino.I guess the jest of this as a small town guy I`ve heard the stories now I`ve seen the real Deal.Bizarre,but interesting some body`s mom and dad ain`t happy.

socalmoney
11-16-2006, 08:19 PM
What did I just read?

Havasu Hangin'
11-16-2006, 08:19 PM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/74phonics.gif

socalmoney
11-16-2006, 08:21 PM
someone help. I can't un-cross my eyes.

3 daytona`s
11-16-2006, 08:22 PM
What did I just read?
I don`t know? I can help you decode if necessary> :)

HavasuSelect
11-16-2006, 08:24 PM
He goes to the bar to meet a friend. There's a hot chick there (Chesty). There's an ugly guy that turns out to be a girl. Ugly guy and Chesty start making out and feeling eachother up. Security comes.
At least that's what I got. Oh ya, and he was sitting next to a man with a cigar. So he moved down a couple seats.
Overall funny story.

racecar.hotshoe
11-16-2006, 08:27 PM
He goes to the bar to meet a friend. There's a hot chick there (Chesty). There's an ugly guy that turns out to be a girl. Ugly guy and Chesty start making out and feeling eachother up. Security comes.
At least that's what I got. Oh ya, and he was sitting next to a man with a cigar. So he moved down a couple seats.
Overall funny story.
So what your saying is the moral of the story is his friend is a flake and never showed up.. :p

Havasu1986
11-16-2006, 08:28 PM
Interpatation: 3D's wanted to hit on a lesbian

HavasuSelect
11-16-2006, 08:30 PM
So what your saying is the moral of the story is his friend is a flake and never showed up.. :p
I was wondering what happened to the friend. He did say brewski's in the plural form which means:
A. His friend never showed or showed up late or
B. He drinks fast and all this hot lesbian action happened within a matter of minutes.

socalmoney
11-16-2006, 08:30 PM
He goes to the bar to meet a friend. There's a hot chick there (Chesty). There's an ugly guy that turns out to be a girl. Ugly guy and Chesty start making out and feeling eachother up. Security comes.
At least that's what I got. Oh ya, and he was sitting next to a man with a cigar. So he moved down a couple seats.
Overall funny story.
Got it, thanks. That is funny.

RitcheyRch
11-16-2006, 08:31 PM
We need pictures as proof of the incident.

3 daytona`s
11-16-2006, 08:31 PM
Interpatation: 3D's wanted to hit on a lesbian
I Didn`t Know YIKES :idea:

HavasuSelect
11-16-2006, 08:34 PM
I Didn`t Know YIKES :idea:
No harm no foul, at least you got a free show.

socalmoney
11-16-2006, 08:35 PM
I usually have to pay for entertainment like that and you got if for free. Who could get mad over that. Did it look like this
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/3682oil_fight.jpg

3 daytona`s
11-16-2006, 08:35 PM
So what your saying is the moral of the story is his friend is a flake and never showed up.. :p
Never showed :rolleyes:

Havasu Hangin'
11-16-2006, 08:36 PM
I Didn`t Know YIKES :idea:
At least "Busty" wasn't a guy (which is highly likely...lol)...

3 daytona`s
11-16-2006, 08:39 PM
No harm no foul, at least you got a free show.
You know the deal these days guys kind of get into a couple chicks kissing Well we have a little problem here on this one,but it was ass-kicking hot for sure till the security showed up. The Blue Hairs were offended :)

WetWillie
11-16-2006, 08:48 PM
I am still laughing!
someone help. I can't un-cross my eyes.

BreastManWins
11-16-2006, 08:54 PM
Just another example of how guys get confused when a pair of big cans are on the scene.
I understand completely :cool:

Havasu1986
11-16-2006, 08:57 PM
I Didn`t Know YIKES :idea:
Well if your looking at chesty.. Who's nice arse is in your avater.

3 daytona`s
11-16-2006, 09:14 PM
I am still laughing!
I`m just an innocent bystander in the avenue of smutt and perversion.

beerjet
11-16-2006, 09:18 PM
I read something about big knockers , gropping , moaning and rubbing ......
What's wrong with that , hell you should have helped out .

98 Vector 21
11-16-2006, 09:33 PM
He goes to the bar to meet a friend. There's a hot chick there (Chesty). There's an ugly guy that turns out to be a girl. Ugly guy and Chesty start making out and feeling eachother up. Security comes.
At least that's what I got. Oh ya, and he was sitting next to a man with a cigar. So he moved down a couple seats.
Overall funny story.
Thank you for that!

Tom Brown
11-16-2006, 09:46 PM
A friend called and was excited about making a load of money and wanted me to meet so he share his good fortune with me ( a couple of beers) so I ask where he suggests the Golden Nugget (LAUGHLIN) O.K. so I tell him I want to go to the bar that has the river view no problem.I get there and survey the place, no friend not many people in there so I go to the North end of the bar decide to lose some money in the video black jack machine at the bar watch the river and have a Brewski or plural Brewski`s well as I`m walking down the row there is a chick sitting there who has a rack that is world class and a waist I could put my hands around so slender,I want to stress here she was not a knock out but I would kick her out of the sack for eating saltine crackers. Now the saga begins this old ass hole comes and sits beside me with this raunchy cigar in his mouth,I have the misfortune where ever I sit cigar smoke is attracted to me like stink to shit.I cant take that,so move down a few stools and by god here is CHESTY and I don`t use that "lightly" and buckoo is gone I think no ring lets chat never know so make small B.S. well out of the corner of my eye here we go I mean this guy is butt ugly and coming back to the bar so figure best shut up and play.Well I`m sitting right next to them and difficult not to hear what they are saying since almost shouting in their erotic euphoria.Well chesty says in clear plain english I`m going to eat you for breakfast lunch and dinner.I had just taken a swig of my brew and was quite evident immediatley had been eves dropping as beer out my nose and other orifices of my body.Well CHESTY looks over at me licks her lips.I attempt to seem composed and not aware of them what so ever.Well a few minutes go by and Butt Ugly gets up and stands behind CHESTY and gets it on a a full contact BOOB rub down I have a problem with my right eye as trying to watch and not move my head,this is hard core moaning and groaning I look around the cocktail waitresses are freaking out I give up cash out and just turn and watch,at that point I shit Butt Ugly is a girl I should have known Buzzed Hair and other signs but was watching Chesty I guess.I move to the South end of the bar and all hell breaks out,the Lovers were in full mouth contact and rub a dub dub.The hotel security arrives a fight breaks out really ugly come to find out they are (were) employees of the Casino.I guess the jest of this as a small town guy I`ve heard the stories now I`ve seen the real Deal.Bizarre,but interesting some body`s mom and dad ain`t happy.
My friend, this is one of the best posts I've ever read. Your true genius is coming to the surface.
I wish I had been there. I'll take the ovarian construction worker and you can take the hansontastic chick. :cool:

Tom Brown
11-16-2006, 09:50 PM
He goes to the bar to meet a friend. There's a hot chick there (Chesty). There's an ugly guy that turns out to be a girl. Ugly guy and Chesty start making out and feeling eachother up. Security comes.
At least that's what I got. Oh ya, and he was sitting next to a man with a cigar. So he moved down a couple seats.
That's a strong effort but your presentation is somewhat lacking. :idea:

jimslade
11-16-2006, 09:56 PM
Beer, type,beer, type beeeer,tyype,beeeeeerrrrr,tttyyyyppe. try sober first. than type.

grads2112
11-16-2006, 10:00 PM
So you saw 2 chicks make out and grope each other and fight each other and you had a drink in your hand and you were gambling...and this is not good???

beerjet
11-16-2006, 10:00 PM
Beer, type,beer, type beeeer,tyype,beeeeeerrrrr,tttyyyyppe. try sober first. than type.
Shut up and keep doin what your doin.

HavasuSelect
11-16-2006, 10:30 PM
That's a strong effort but your presentation is somewhat lacking. :idea:
Story of my life.....Day late and a dollar short.

Tom Brown
11-16-2006, 10:46 PM
Story of my life.....Day late and a dollar short.
It's probably just as well. Your rendition balanced out the rather enthusiastic rendition brought forth by 3D.

MudPumper
11-16-2006, 11:18 PM
The story makes a lot more sense if you read it with a Southern Hillbilly Trailer Trash only graduated the sixth grade drawl in your head. LMFAO That was a painfull read. :crossx:

ShutYaPieHole
11-17-2006, 12:12 AM
A friend called and was excited about making a load of money and wanted me to meet so he share his good fortune with me ( a couple of beers) so I ask where he suggests the Golden Nugget (LAUGHLIN) O.K. so I tell him I want to go to the bar that has the river view no problem.I get there and survey the place, no friend not many people in there so I go to the North end of the bar decide to lose some money in the video black jack machine at the bar watch the river and have a Brewski or plural Brewski`s well as I`m walking down the row there is a chick sitting there who has a rack that is world class and a waist I could put my hands around so slender,I want to stress here she was not a knock out but I would kick her out of the sack for eating saltine crackers. Now the saga begins this old ass hole comes and sits beside me with this raunchy cigar in his mouth,I have the misfortune where ever I sit cigar smoke is attracted to me like stink to shit.I cant take that,so move down a few stools and by god here is CHESTY and I don`t use that "lightly" and buckoo is gone I think no ring lets chat never know so make small B.S. well out of the corner of my eye here we go I mean this guy is butt ugly and coming back to the bar so figure best shut up and play.Well I`m sitting right next to them and difficult not to hear what they are saying since almost shouting in their erotic euphoria.Well chesty says in clear plain english I`m going to eat you for breakfast lunch and dinner.I had just taken a swig of my brew and was quite evident immediatley had been eves dropping as beer out my nose and other orifices of my body.Well CHESTY looks over at me licks her lips.I attempt to seem composed and not aware of them what so ever.Well a few minutes go by and Butt Ugly gets up and stands behind CHESTY and gets it on a a full contact BOOB rub down I have a problem with my right eye as trying to watch and not move my head,this is hard core moaning and groaning I look around the cocktail waitresses are freaking out I give up cash out and just turn and watch,at that point I shit Butt Ugly is a girl I should have known Buzzed Hair and other signs but was watching Chesty I guess.I move to the South end of the bar and all hell breaks out,the Lovers were in full mouth contact and rub a dub dub.The hotel security arrives a fight breaks out really ugly come to find out they are (were) employees of the Casino.I guess the jest of this as a small town guy I`ve heard the stories now I`ve seen the real Deal.Bizarre,but interesting some body`s mom and dad ain`t happy.
This is exactly the reason why i quit drinking red bull!!

EAZYKILLER2006
11-17-2006, 12:17 AM
What did I just read?
u actually read it? it was to long 4 me i just moved on...

Kilrtoy
11-17-2006, 12:22 AM
A friend called and was excited about making a load of money and wanted me to meet so he share his good fortune with me ( a couple of beers) so I ask where he suggests the Golden Nugget (LAUGHLIN) O.K. so I tell him I want to go to the bar that has the river view no problem.I get there and survey the place, no friend not many people in there so I go to the North end of the bar decide to lose some money in the video black jack machine at the bar watch the river and have a Brewski or plural Brewski`s well as I`m walking down the row there is a chick sitting there who has a rack that is world class and a waist I could put my hands around so slender,I want to stress here she was not a knock out but I would kick her out of the sack for eating saltine crackers. Now the saga begins this old ass hole comes and sits beside me with this raunchy cigar in his mouth,I have the misfortune where ever I sit cigar smoke is attracted to me like stink to shit.I cant take that,so move down a few stools and by god here is CHESTY and I don`t use that "lightly" and buckoo is gone I think no ring lets chat never know so make small B.S. well out of the corner of my eye here we go I mean this guy is butt ugly and coming back to the bar so figure best shut up and play.Well I`m sitting right next to them and difficult not to hear what they are saying since almost shouting in their erotic euphoria.Well chesty says in clear plain english I`m going to eat you for breakfast lunch and dinner.I had just taken a swig of my brew and was quite evident immediatley had been eves dropping as beer out my nose and other orifices of my body.Well CHESTY looks over at me licks her lips.I attempt to seem composed and not aware of them what so ever.Well a few minutes go by and Butt Ugly gets up and stands behind CHESTY and gets it on a a full contact BOOB rub down I have a problem with my right eye as trying to watch and not move my head,this is hard core moaning and groaning I look around the cocktail waitresses are freaking out I give up cash out and just turn and watch,at that point I shit Butt Ugly is a girl I should have known Buzzed Hair and other signs but was watching Chesty I guess.I move to the South end of the bar and all hell breaks out,the Lovers were in full mouth contact and rub a dub dub.The hotel security arrives a fight breaks out really ugly come to find out they are (were) employees of the Casino.I guess the jest of this as a small town guy I`ve heard the stories now I`ve seen the real Deal.Bizarre,but interesting some body`s mom and dad ain`t happy.
Can someone please explain this in english....
WHAT THE F*** DID HE JUST TYPE

ShutYaPieHole
11-17-2006, 12:28 AM
Can someone please explain this in english....
WHAT THE F*** DID HE JUST TYPE
Here ya go kilrtoy........ he said
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p.s. she had big tits?

BajaMike
11-17-2006, 12:41 AM
A friend called and was excited about making a load of money and wanted me to meet so he share his good fortune with me ( a couple of beers) so I ask where he suggests the Golden Nugget (LAUGHLIN) O.K. so I tell him I want to go to the bar that has the river view no problem.I get there and survey the place, no friend not many people in there so I go to the North end of the bar decide to lose some money in the video black jack machine at the bar watch the river and have a Brewski or plural Brewski`s well as I`m walking down the row there is a chick sitting there who has a rack that is world class and a waist I could put my hands around so slender,I want to stress here she was not a knock out but I would kick her out of the sack for eating saltine crackers. Now the saga begins this old ass hole comes and sits beside me with this raunchy cigar in his mouth,I have the misfortune where ever I sit cigar smoke is attracted to me like stink to shit.I cant take that,so move down a few stools and by god here is CHESTY and I don`t use that "lightly" and buckoo is gone I think no ring lets chat never know so make small B.S. well out of the corner of my eye here we go I mean this guy is butt ugly and coming back to the bar so figure best shut up and play.Well I`m sitting right next to them and difficult not to hear what they are saying since almost shouting in their erotic euphoria.Well chesty says in clear plain english I`m going to eat you for breakfast lunch and dinner.I had just taken a swig of my brew and was quite evident immediatley had been eves dropping as beer out my nose and other orifices of my body.Well CHESTY looks over at me licks her lips.I attempt to seem composed and not aware of them what so ever.Well a few minutes go by and Butt Ugly gets up and stands behind CHESTY and gets it on a a full contact BOOB rub down I have a problem with my right eye as trying to watch and not move my head,this is hard core moaning and groaning I look around the cocktail waitresses are freaking out I give up cash out and just turn and watch,at that point I shit Butt Ugly is a girl I should have known Buzzed Hair and other signs but was watching Chesty I guess.I move to the South end of the bar and all hell breaks out,the Lovers were in full mouth contact and rub a dub dub.The hotel security arrives a fight breaks out really ugly come to find out they are (were) employees of the Casino.I guess the jest of this as a small town guy I`ve heard the stories now I`ve seen the real Deal.Bizarre,but interesting some body`s mom and dad ain`t happy.
3-D.....try hitting the space bar and the return (Enter) key a lot more often.....It actually makes these stories a lot more readable and makes us think it's not another "later" alias.
When I see a big long rant without a return (Enter) key to break it up(it puts line breaks between your thoughts....it lets us take a breath) , I generally just pass it by. I suffered through your's and I'm not sure what I got out of it.
And I usually regret my drunk posts.....but not always.
As Little Richard and John Lennon both said, "it's not what you say, it's the way how you say it".
I think they both knew what they were talking about.... :idea:
:) :rollside: :)

Cheap Thrills
11-17-2006, 12:56 AM
Wait until I'm sober, anything more than 4 lines right now is a challenge :skull:
T.

Kilrtoy
11-17-2006, 01:00 AM
Wait until I'm sober, anything more than 4 lines right now is a challenge :skull:
T.
His whole post is a challenge

Rexone
11-17-2006, 02:12 AM
This is exactly the reason why i quit drinking red bull!!
:D

Moneypitt
11-17-2006, 08:01 AM
The story makes a lot more sense if you read it with a Southern Hillbilly Trailer Trash only graduated the sixth grade drawl in your head. LMFAO That was a painfull read. :crossx:
Hey! He made it through part of the 7th grade..............MP

91nordic29
11-17-2006, 08:15 AM
someone help. I can't un-cross my eyes.
ROFLMAO :rollside: :rollside:

SHOTKALLIN
11-17-2006, 08:43 AM
you left me with a dangling participle!

Deano
11-17-2006, 08:58 AM
hmmmm, you see two chicks rubbing on eachother, one looks over at you and licks her lips and you do nothing?
I would have had the ugly one tossing my salad while giving alittle love to chesty...wtf is wrong with you? You were even in a Hotel! :cry:

socalmoney
11-17-2006, 09:03 AM
A buddy of mine called me up and wanted to discuss a business idea he has over a couple of beers. We decide to meet at the Golden Nugget, the one in Laughlin at the bar that overlooks the river.
I arrived a little early and decided to play some slots while I waited for my friend to show, I grabbed a beer and looked for a machine to play. While searching for a machine that I know will quickly devour my beer money, I noticed a woman with a huge rack playing so I took a seat nearby. I wanted to gaze at those gargantuan milk bags. I should make it clear that this woman wasn’t super hot but she did have a tiny waist and a killer chest. I would love to eat saltine crackers with her in bed.
Now the saga begins. This asshole sits down next to me and lights up a cigar. I hate cigar smoke and I seem to attract it everywhere I go. I notice that “Chesty” doesn’t have a ring on so I decide some small talk would be in order. Before I get a chance to utter a single word, this guy walks up to “Chesty” and starts rubbing her all up and talking sexy to her. “Chesty” starts telling him how she is going to eat him for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I was sitting right next to them and it was difficult not to hear their conversation. I couldn’t help but to think how ugly this guy was. I mean this guy has nothing on me. I should really be the one to be banging this chick in a bathroom stall in the men’s room. When I heard “Chesty” start telling this ugly mofo how she wanted to give him a tongue bath, I nearly spit my beer out through my nose.
“Chesty” looks over at me as if she knew I was listening and licked her lips. I will admit it was kind of hot but I wished this freak dude wasn’t in the picture. Just then the guy stud up and started to rub those big melons right there in the casino. I was trying to look inconspicuous but I just had to watch this. It was quite a spectacle. I think I strained my right eye in the process.
“Chesty” and this ugly dude start moaning and groaning by this time and they were pretty much dry f*%#ing in the chair. The cocktail waitresses were freaking out over the whole scene. At this point I give up on my slot machine, as well as trying not to look as if I am not looking. I grabbed my beer kicked up my feet and started gazing.
Within a few seconds I realize that the ugly ass dude was really a girl. I should have known with the shaved head and all but I was paying most of my attention to “Chesty”. As I was wallowing in my disappointment, the two of them engaged in a full lip lock and started to really rub each other up. I thought they were going to get naked right there and finish. Security finally arrives and a huge fight breaks out with the butch chick. Turns out they are connected with the casino which explains the reactions of the waitress’s. Now I am a small town guy and I hear about these kinds of stories but tonight I was actually part of one. After my meeting with my buddy, I went home and thought about “Chesty’ for about 2 minutes.
The funny thing is that my budies idea was to open a Smoke Shop and sell Cigars. I told him no thanks.

Deano
11-17-2006, 09:18 AM
Much easier reading. Thanks for the effort. 3D needs to cut and paste.

Tom Brown
11-20-2006, 10:37 PM
Some of you people don't understand art. This was a good story, told with positive energy and exuberance.
Don't let these poopooers knock you down, 3d. That was some quality material. I enjoyed your writing style, as opposed to the high school english assignment style used by socalmoney. Your writing has a certain zing that myself and some of these others don't have.