Liberator TJ1984
11-19-2006, 06:33 AM
THE HARDWARE STORE
Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so
he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store,
Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for
Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was
finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?" Carl replied, "That's
silver and it costs $300!" "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!"
Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow
had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it. From
the back room Carl yelled, "Mary , you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No,Â…Â…Â…Â…Â… but, I will for the teapot !!!."
>>>> This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store. <<<<<<
Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so
he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store,
Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for
Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was
finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?" Carl replied, "That's
silver and it costs $300!" "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!"
Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow
had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it. From
the back room Carl yelled, "Mary , you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No,Â…Â…Â…Â…Â… but, I will for the teapot !!!."
>>>> This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store. <<<<<<