YeLLowBoaT
11-19-2006, 05:13 PM
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to
> teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
> nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
>
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
>
> The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
>
> Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
> bathroom. I'll be right back."
>
> "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
> word bathroom at the dinner table.
>
> And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once
> and show Us your good manners?"
>
> I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a
> moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted.
> teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
> nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
>
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
>
> The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
>
> Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
> bathroom. I'll be right back."
>
> "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
> word bathroom at the dinner table.
>
> And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once
> and show Us your good manners?"
>
> I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a
> moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted.