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nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 09:34 AM
...Have any of you used this stuff...???...It seems like expensive baby oil...YUCH..I hate the oily feel...Any alternative creams/lotions you might suggest...???...I will trust the ladies opinion on this...Thanx.

riverbound
01-23-2006, 09:35 AM
...Have any of you used this stuff...???...It seems like expensive baby oil...YUCH..I hate the oily feel...Any alternative creams/lotions you might suggest...???...I will trust the ladies opinion on this...Thanx.
When it comes to lube.....the Bench Racers know all about it. I would post this in there.

HOOTER SLED-
01-23-2006, 09:36 AM
It's only a matter of time before WYRD chimes in on this one. :crossx:

HOOTER SLED-
01-23-2006, 09:37 AM
When it comes to lube.....the Bench Racers know all about it. I would post this in there.
Actually, that's even a better choice. :D

topless
01-23-2006, 09:39 AM
Kim Hanson recommends AstroGlide.

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 09:58 AM
...jeez...I thought I would get some real opinions on this...???...I figured all you swingers would have something like this in your bag-o-trix... :crossx:

topless
01-23-2006, 10:08 AM
...jeez...I thought I would get some real opinions on this...???...I figured all you swingers would have something like this in your bag-o-trix... :crossx:
So are you trying to say you can't make your woman excited enough to get wet and need artificial lubrication? Or is this a gay thread? :rolleyes:

BADBLOWN572
01-23-2006, 10:11 AM
So are you trying to say you can't make your woman excited enough to get wet and need artificial lubrication? Or is this a gay thread? :rolleyes:
Outch!!!! :p

SummitKarl
01-23-2006, 10:13 AM
So are you trying to say you can't make your woman excited enough to get wet and need artificial lubrication? Or is this a gay thread? :rolleyes:
speaking of WITCH!!
did you drop the soap in the shower this weekend :p :)

riverbound
01-23-2006, 10:14 AM
So are you trying to say you can't make your woman excited enough to get wet and need artificial lubrication? Or is this a gay thread? :rolleyes:
Thats what I was kind of gathering

BarryMac
01-23-2006, 10:16 AM
So are you trying to say you can't make your woman excited enough to get wet and need artificial lubrication? Or is this a gay thread? :rolleyes:
Damn, someone needs a good pounding!!! :devil: :devil: :D :D :devil: :devil:

topless
01-23-2006, 10:29 AM
Damn, someone needs a good pounding!!! :devil: :devil: :D :D :devil: :devil:No lube needed here.

superdave013
01-23-2006, 10:31 AM
No lube needed here.
not even for your butt? :p

topless
01-23-2006, 10:33 AM
not even for your butt? :pIf you do it right in the first place, my first statement remains my final.

MAINEVENT
01-23-2006, 10:34 AM
So are you trying to say you can't make your woman excited enough to get wet and need artificial lubrication? Or is this a gay thread? :rolleyes:
He's from the east what do you expect.......... LOL
thats harsh funny as hell but harsh :crossx:

topless
01-23-2006, 10:41 AM
speaking of WITCH!!
did you drop the soap in the shower this weekend :p :)I drop the soap on purpose.

SummitKarl
01-23-2006, 10:41 AM
If you do it right in the first place, my first statement remains my final.
kim recommends astroglide? :rolleyes: :rollside:

topless
01-23-2006, 10:43 AM
kim recommends astroglide? :rolleyes: :rollside:
I read that in Bench Racers.

superdave013
01-23-2006, 10:43 AM
If you do it right in the first place, my first statement remains my final.
well you sound like my kind of girl then. In the butt raw dawg. Yeah baby! :crossx: lol

SummitKarl
01-23-2006, 10:44 AM
I read that in Bench Racers.
I sence a bolt of lightning heading your way :p :)

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 10:48 AM
...hey topless...thanx for your mature answer(s)... :rolleyes:

TOBTEK
01-23-2006, 10:49 AM
PLUS....the new stuff builds up in between my fingers.....oh did I say that out loud :p

SummitKarl
01-23-2006, 10:54 AM
PLUS....the new stuff builds up in between my fingers.....oh did I say that out loud :p
EWWWWW..........and all this time I thought you were just spilling twinkies on the loan doc's

BarryMac
01-23-2006, 11:12 AM
If you do it right in the first place, my first statement remains my final.
And so does mine, a good pounding for you then... :)

Tom Brown
01-23-2006, 11:13 AM
Kim Hanson recommends AstroGlide.
Kim's all about old school. :cool:

Jbb
01-23-2006, 11:14 AM
Kim's all about old school. :cool:
I just got here,saw this thread,and wondered why you were'nt all over it like a bad suit.... :p

WYRD
01-23-2006, 11:14 AM
It's only a matter of time before WYRD chimes in on this one. :crossx:
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

Tom Brown
01-23-2006, 11:15 AM
I just got here,saw this thread,and wondered why you were'nt all over it like a bad suit.... :p
Doctor's appointment.

Jbb
01-23-2006, 11:16 AM
Doctor's appointment.
Me too.....old age is setting in ...fast... :yuk:

ROZ
01-23-2006, 11:16 AM
A little saliva can go a long way... :D Spit and shove :D

Tom Brown
01-23-2006, 11:19 AM
Me too.....old age is setting in ...fast... :yuk:
I had to come home and shower the jelly off my ass.
... so it's just a few posts and then back to work.

Jbb
01-23-2006, 11:22 AM
I had to come home and shower the jelly off my ass.
... so it's just a few posts and then back to work.
I thought the jelly removal was in Topper's scope of work?

Tom Brown
01-23-2006, 11:23 AM
I thought the jelly removal was in Topper's scope of work?
Perhaps if the doctor had used the new KY Massage & Personal Lubricant, she would be more conducive. :idea:
How come I have this stuff all over my sack when he wasn't working in that area. At least, not with the jelly. :confused:

spectratoad
01-23-2006, 11:24 AM
...jeez...I thought I would get some real opinions on this...???
Well that was your fisrt mistake with this type of question. :) Your next was actually posting the question. :cool:

Jbb
01-23-2006, 11:24 AM
Perhaps if the doctor had used the new KY Massage & Personal Lubricant, she would be more conducive. :idea:
How come I have this stuff all over my sack when he wasn't working in that area. At least, not with the jelly. :confused:
slip sliding away......

topless
01-23-2006, 11:28 AM
...hey topless...thanx for your mature answer(s)... :rolleyes:
No problem. Happy I could be of help :crossx: .

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 11:28 AM
...people, people...I am talking about massaging oil for ALL OVER the body...OBVIOUSLY, the east coast peeps are a tad more advanced than the west coast peeps in our lovemaking techniques...I feel sorry for your women... :cool: ...I guess it's just jabbin' & stabbin' for you guys...TOO BAD... :rolleyes: ...

HOOTER SLED-
01-23-2006, 11:28 AM
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
:D :D :D

topless
01-23-2006, 11:30 AM
...people, people...I am talking about massaging oil for ALL OVER the body...OBVIOUSLY, the east coast peeps are a tad more advanced than the west coast peeps in our lovemaking techniques...I feel sorry for your women... :cool: ...I guess it's just jabbin' & stabbin' for you guys...TOO BAD... :rolleyes: ...
You must be a cuddler.

HOOTER SLED-
01-23-2006, 11:30 AM
...people, people...I am talking about massaging oil for ALL OVER the body...OBVIOUSLY, the east coast peeps are a tad more advanced than the west coast peeps in our lovemaking techniques...I feel sorry for your women... :cool: ...I guess it's just jabbin' & stabbin' for you guys...TOO BAD... :rolleyes: ...
Us SWINGERS let the ladies work eachother up, then we just go in for the kill. Come on dude, get it right. :devil: :D :lightsabe :lightsabe :lightsabe

Jbb
01-23-2006, 11:34 AM
[QUOTE=nhbuoy...I guess it's just jabbin' & stabbin' for you guys...TOO BAD... :rolleyes: ...[/QUOTE]
Thats exactly the phrase the doc told Tom......after trying the new ....sack lube ...on him
:p

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 11:35 AM
lokk at JBB...gettin all oily.............................................. ..& shiat...lol

Jbb
01-23-2006, 11:37 AM
lokk at JBB...gettin all oily.............................................. ..& shiat...lol
Im down with the sickness.....and shit..... :p

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 11:37 AM
...Hey topless...bite me........................................& shiat... :crossx:

OGShocker
01-23-2006, 11:37 AM
...hey topless...thanx for your mature answer(s)... :rolleyes:
Did you REALLY expect "mature answers" from any of us?
You "yankees" are funny fockers. :rollside:

HOOTER SLED-
01-23-2006, 11:38 AM
Im down with the sickness.....and shit..... :p
Funny, that song was just on. Oooow ah ah ah ah. :D

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 11:39 AM
hey JBB...what kinda smokes r those...???...We smokers are a dying breed ya know.............................................. ........................................& shiat :p

topless
01-23-2006, 11:39 AM
Please take this gay shit to the Bench Racers? :220v:

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 11:40 AM
no OGS, I didn't.....but I am an optimist...................................

Jbb
01-23-2006, 11:41 AM
Funny, that song was just on. Oooow ah ah ah ah. :D
Perhaps you have seen this little number then.... (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6626463504089188765&q=accidents%2Bhappen)

Jbb
01-23-2006, 11:41 AM
hey JBB...what kinda smokes r those...???...We smokers are a dying breed ya know.............................................. ........................................& shiat :p
Hand rolled ...by some fag in Canada...... :p

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 11:44 AM
...so, there is a fag, rolling fags in Canada...sounds FAGulous........................& shiat.......... :rollside:

spectratoad
01-23-2006, 11:45 AM
You must be a cuddler.
Probably wants to talk and $hit too. :D :D

topless
01-23-2006, 11:47 AM
...Hey topless...bite me........................................& shiat... :crossx:
Lube up first.

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 11:47 AM
Hey Topless...does your screen name mean you DON'T have a head...therefore no brain...???...inquiring minds want to know... :rolleyes:

Mrs. HOOTER SLED
01-23-2006, 11:48 AM
Perhaps you have seen this little number then.... (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6626463504089188765&q=accidents%2Bhappen)
Holy SHIAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :220v: :rollside:

topless
01-23-2006, 11:50 AM
Hey Topless...does your screen name mean you DON'T have a head...therefore no brain...???...inquiring minds want to know... :rolleyes:Funny boy you are. First you ask about the best lube brands, then talk about fags, now this is all you could come up with. I applaud your originality.

HOOTER SLED-
01-23-2006, 11:51 AM
Perhaps you have seen this little number then.... (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6626463504089188765&q=accidents%2Bhappen)
Ooohhhh shit!! I wondering why everything was cutting short at first. LOL.. The old lady and the dog. The chick and the RC car. Damn those were funny. The whale one was a trip. Can you imagine??

OGShocker
01-23-2006, 11:52 AM
no OGS, I didn't.....but I am an optimist...................................
:cool:
If you love this person and they are not all drippy.....and shit... like Topless, then try this http://i8.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/cd/e3/5b_1_b.JPG
If you think she might leave you someday, pack a hand full of sand in it.

topless
01-23-2006, 11:55 AM
:cool:
If you think she might leave you someday, pack a hand full of sand in it.You're giving me flashbacks..............and shiat.

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 11:55 AM
...Hey TP...you GOTTA pay attention...JBB brought up fags...I merely replied...BUT..Thank you for recognizing my genius & originality...I am TRULY blessed...sorry tho...I don't date 16 year old girls... :crossx:

topless
01-23-2006, 12:00 PM
......sorry tho...I don't date 16 year old girls... :crossx:Cool, I won't worry about my daughter then but I will think twice about allowing you around my son.

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 12:04 PM
Thanx OGS...........................BTW...Is topless ALWAYS so bitter...?...she may cum easy...but...does she ever go away...???... :crossx:

OGShocker
01-23-2006, 12:05 PM
Thanx OGS...........................BTW...Is topless ALWAYS so bitter...?...she may cum easy...but...does she ever go away...???... :crossx:
Be nice...YANKEE!

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 12:06 PM
oh..I AM..I AM................................................ ...LEFTY... :p

topless
01-23-2006, 12:12 PM
Thanx OGS...........................BTW...Is topless ALWAYS so bitter...?...she may cum easy...but...does she ever go away...???... :crossx:What makes you think I'm bitter? Is it because I don't want you around my son?

OGShocker
01-23-2006, 12:15 PM
What makes you think I'm bitter? Same thing that make him think I am a "lefty"...:D

ROZ
01-23-2006, 12:16 PM
Alright, you must be serious..Having a really big weiner can be a pain in the ass for you significant other... Baby oil is not water based and therefore should not be used internally. It's not absorbed by the body very well and residual oil inside may promote bacteria growth..... nasty... Sometimes a little spit just ain't enough...Products like ky, anal ease, eros, astroglide are water based and will be absorbed by the body.
Hope this helps...

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 12:18 PM
ya...what OGS said.... :cool: ...lol...
Topless...I'm just messin with ya.... :crossx: ...cause it's so easy...

ROZ
01-23-2006, 12:20 PM
What makes you think I'm bitter?
It's okay to lightly drag your teeth or nibble, but please do not draw blood...
Okay, new question... Ladies with large labia or small labia. I like them somewhere inbetween.... :p

topless
01-23-2006, 12:22 PM
Alright, you must be serious..Having a really big weiner can be a pain in the ass for you significant other... Baby oil is not water based and therefore should not be used internally. It's not absorbed by the body very well and residual oil inside may promote bacteria growth..... nasty... Sometimes a little spit just ain't enough...Products like ky, anal ease, eros, astroglide are water based and will be absorbed by the body.
Hope this helps...I tried to tell him that Kimmy recommends Asstroglide too. :crossx:

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 12:23 PM
Thanx Roz...70 posts later, I actually got an informed answer... :p ...now I can slip, slide away..........................& shiat...
oh...and Topless...YOU have been a big help.................................& shiat :crossx:

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 12:24 PM
labias....This thread is useless without pics... :p

ROZ
01-23-2006, 12:27 PM
I tried to tell him that Kimmy recommends Asstroglide too. :crossx:
Now back to your oral fixation... biting ;) :D

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 12:31 PM
Hey Roz..What happens if I dial that desk number...?...to the bat cave... :rollside:

Tom Brown
01-23-2006, 12:41 PM
How come I get the shit kicked out of me any time a thread even remotely sexual comes through the forum? :D

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 12:43 PM
just because........................................... ..............& shiat...

ROZ
01-23-2006, 12:47 PM
Hey Roz..What happens if I dial that desk number...?...to the bat cave... :rollside:
Something like that....
There's a 1500 post minimum, so it will roll to voicemail. Leave your number and I'll call you back, should you call...

Tom Brown
01-23-2006, 12:49 PM
Hey Roz..What happens if I dial that desk number...?...to the bat cave... :rollside:
Don't tie up that number unless you have questions about overheating Rockford Fosgate amplifiers. It would be a shame to tie the line up when a real call could be served.

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 12:51 PM
only missing post count by 1200......................................I'll see what I can do to increase that number..............oh topless...what does your son look like???...lol...

OGShocker
01-23-2006, 01:02 PM
Okay, new question... Ladies with large labia or small labia. I like them somewhere inbetween.... :p
If I want Pastrami, I'll order a sandwich. :yuk:

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 01:05 PM
OGS..You'll never guess what I had for lunch..................pastrami...YIKES

ROZ
01-23-2006, 01:07 PM
If I want Pastrami, I'll order a sandwich. :yuk:
Hey, I'm not talking "pigs in a blanket" long... I just need enough to nibble on...lol

Jbb
01-23-2006, 01:10 PM
How come I get the shit kicked out of me any time a thread even remotely sexual comes through the forum? :D
Comes down to this...Tard......ya lives by the Astroglide.... :p Ya dies by the Astroglide..... :rollside:

topless
01-23-2006, 01:11 PM
oh topless...what does your son look like???...lol...Charlie Brown

nhbuoy
01-23-2006, 01:12 PM
see ROZ...it's working............................& shiat

OGShocker
01-23-2006, 01:14 PM
Hey, I'm not talking "pigs in a blanket" long... I just need enough to nibble on...lol
Well, in that case.... munch away!

nhbuoy
01-24-2006, 06:51 AM
Hey Topless...That's funny you say he looks like charlie brown....You remind me of Lucy from the cb crowd...lol...

Tom Brown
01-24-2006, 06:56 AM
Comes down to this...Tard......ya lives by the Astroglide.... :p Ya dies by the Asroglide..... :rollside:
Well then, I guess I'll just slip slide away....