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hoolign
11-25-2006, 07:32 PM
My D junk is a bit on the itchy side..left side to be precise...and its a bit annoying! I might opt for some talc...but thought Id check here for a remody?? :p

Devil's Advocate
11-25-2006, 07:33 PM
I'm guessing your hand?

hoolign
11-25-2006, 07:33 PM
I'm guessing your hand?
I may just try that! do you chicks ever get a itchy lip that just need a good scratchin??
:p

73kona455
11-25-2006, 07:34 PM
Preperation H ??

hoolign
11-25-2006, 07:35 PM
Preperation H ??
i said left ...not back :p

racecar.hotshoe
11-25-2006, 07:36 PM
http://homepage.eircom.net/~saltyballs/pics/itchy.jpg

RitcheyRch
11-25-2006, 07:36 PM
Try some chap stick. Works good on lips, might work on your junk.

hoolign
11-25-2006, 07:38 PM
http://homepage.eircom.net/~saltyballs/pics/itchy.jpg
:p :p :D

hoolign
11-25-2006, 07:38 PM
Try some chap stick. Works good on lips, might work on your junk.
chaps dick? :p

SHOTKALLIN
11-25-2006, 07:41 PM
you need a better lotion. slow down turbo.

racecar.hotshoe
11-25-2006, 07:42 PM
Laters girl friend will help...
http://homepage.eircom.net/~saltyballs/pics/aphex.jpg

73kona455
11-25-2006, 07:45 PM
Laters girl friend will help...
http://homepage.eircom.net/~saltyballs/pics/aphex.jpg
Me thinks you give Later way too much credit........lol :boxed:

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
11-25-2006, 07:45 PM
Use rubbing alcohol:p

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
11-25-2006, 07:46 PM
Preperation H ??
LMFAO!!!!

Biglue
11-25-2006, 07:47 PM
How bad is this itch Hooli?
If it's a heavy duty itch you'll need a heavy duty solution. What you'll need is a 40 grit disc on a die grinder and a steady hand.......now that's how a man scratches himself. Just be careful, that could get ugly. :D

RitcheyRch
11-25-2006, 07:49 PM
Exactly what I was thinking but was afraid to post....LMAO
chaps dick? :p

Jyruiz
11-25-2006, 07:56 PM
My D junk is a bit on the itchy side..left side to be precise...and its a bit annoying! I might opt for some talc...but thought Id check here for a remody?? :p
Sucks hearing you talk about Djunkie like that. :D

76ANTHONY
11-25-2006, 07:59 PM
hooli when my djunkie itches i use that cream called, I LIVE WITH MY MOMMY AND I HAVE NO LIFE, if that doesnt work try the liquid I HAVE A RHINO BUT DONT USE IT... :crossx: :cry: :cry:

Boatcop
11-25-2006, 08:15 PM
Try Vicks Vapo-Rub or Atomic Balm.
It works real good.
:D

YeLLowBoaT
11-25-2006, 08:18 PM
A little MEK on a rag works wonders...
just don't smoke while your appling it. :220v:

vmjtc3
11-25-2006, 08:20 PM
Try a coat hanger with a hook on the end. Doubles as a dingle berry picker :crossx:

Devil's Advocate
11-25-2006, 08:22 PM
I may just try that! do you chicks ever get a itchy lip that just need a good scratchin??
:p
No, not really. Unless I have crabs :220v: :crossx:

3 daytona`s
11-25-2006, 08:27 PM
Try Vicks Vapo-Rub or Atomic Balm.
It works real good.
:D
PLEASE PLEASE try Atomic Balm, It will believe me, direct your attention elseware. :rolleyes:

hoolign
11-25-2006, 08:34 PM
How bad is this itch Hooli?
If it's a heavy duty itch you'll need a heavy duty solution. What you'll need is a 40 grit disc on a die grinder and a steady hand.......now that's how a man scratches himself. Just be careful, that could get ugly. :D
It's already ugly Lue...just itchy on top of it :D

racecar.hotshoe
11-25-2006, 08:37 PM
http://homepage.eircom.net/~saltyballs/pics/starwars/sw7.jpg

racecar.hotshoe
11-25-2006, 08:44 PM
My D junk is a bit on the itchy side..left side to be precise...and its a bit annoying! I might opt for some talc...but thought Id check here for a remody?? :p
http://homepage.eircom.net/~saltyballs/pics/charles.jpg

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11-25-2006, 08:49 PM
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Cas
11-25-2006, 09:33 PM
Try Vicks Vapo-Rub or Atomic Balm.
It works real good.
:D
or Ben Gay, I been telling people that for years....it works great for crabs also. Just ask the guy that used to work for me a few years ago :D

38687
11-25-2006, 10:19 PM
Its prolly just razor burn, put a little after-shave lotion on it.

chub
11-25-2006, 10:29 PM
Its prolly just razor burn, put a little after-shave lotion on it.
Maybe some cornhusker sauve??????

73kona455
11-25-2006, 11:53 PM
pour boiling water on it,, should kill any fungus thats causing the itch

Boatcop
11-26-2006, 06:41 AM
If crabs or lice are your problem take the following setps:
1. Shave the right side pubic hair
2. Pour lighter fluid on the left side
3. Light the left side on fire
4. When the crabs/lice flee from the left side to the right side, stab them with an icepick.

racecar.hotshoe
11-26-2006, 09:26 AM
If crabs or lice are your problem take the following setps:
1. Shave the right side pubic hair
2. Pour lighter fluid on the left side
3. Light the left side on fire
4. When the crabs/lice flee from the left side to the right side, stab them with an icepick.
Alan you know he cant do that or PETA will be all over him. :p

hoolign
11-26-2006, 09:58 AM
Ok ....problem solved.. turns out a muskrat moved in.lil fuker was building a nest out of insulation....that's what was creating the itch.. well I evicted the bastard! :mad:

wsuwrhr
11-26-2006, 10:53 AM
A little MEK on a rag works wonders...
Now that is a bit harsh.
Brian

hoolign
11-26-2006, 10:56 AM
If crabs or lice are your problem take the following setps:
1. Shave the right side pubic hair
2. Pour lighter fluid on the left side
3. Light the left side on fire
4. When the crabs/lice flee from the left side to the right side, stab them with an icepick.
:2purples: :2purples:

slink
11-26-2006, 11:13 AM
Let Brown grow his chin hair for a couple days then T-Bag him. That should get that itch :)

Tom Brown
11-26-2006, 12:22 PM
When my boys get itchy, I always watch the Martha Stewart Thanksgiving special. It never fails to provide relief.

djunkie
11-26-2006, 12:35 PM
Hey Hooli, since it seems your in so much pain and whining about it I made a call for you. They'll be there shortly. :crossx: :crossx:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20351&stc=1

hoolign
11-26-2006, 12:42 PM
Hey Hooli, since it seems your in so much pain and whining about it I made a call for you. They'll be there shortly. :crossx: :crossx:
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20351&stc=1
I wasnt in pain??? just a lil discomfort is all.. :rollside:

Kim Hanson
11-26-2006, 01:23 PM
I wasnt in pain??? just a lil discomfort is all.. :rollside:
Just get of your ass and scratch it wih a 2 handed plastic scratcher :rolleyes: :p ...............( . )( . ).........

SmokinLowriderSS
11-26-2006, 07:21 PM
Laters girl friend will help...
http://homepage.eircom.net/~saltyballs/pics/aphex.jpg
WOW! She's lost a lot of weight since the last pic I saw. :crossx:

SmokinLowriderSS
11-26-2006, 07:24 PM
Maybe some cornhusker salve??????
Naw, Bag Balm is the lotion/cream to apply. Moisturizes and softens very nicely. Orriginally intended for cattle udder nipples, that's just a bonus now. :p

racecar.hotshoe
11-26-2006, 07:25 PM
WOW! She's lost a lot of weight since the last pic I saw. :crossx:
Shes purdy aint she... :rolleyes: :p
She has a face only a mother could love the question is a mother what.. :crossx:

YeLLowBoaT
11-26-2006, 07:26 PM
i use bag balm on my hands. it keeps them from being like sand paper. the GF appoves of its use.

EAZYKILLER2006
11-29-2006, 12:56 AM
My D junk is a bit on the itchy side..left side to be precise...and its a bit annoying! I might opt for some talc...but thought Id check here for a remody?? :p
WHATEVERHAPPENED2THEGOODOLDFASHIONTOUNGEF*ING? well im just saying it always seems to work over here ~say like when ya eat jalapenos ya know what you guys brought it up...im just trying to help ya all out with a simple cure :p ...

djunkie
11-29-2006, 02:48 AM
WHATEVERHAPPENED2THEGOODOLDFASHIONTOUNGEF*ING? well im just saying it always seems to work over here ~say like when ya eat jalapenos ya know what you guys brought it up...im just trying to help ya all out with a simple cure :p ...
PLEASE do not go there with Hooli. But I am more than happy to help you with that if you'd like. :crossx: :crossx:

Cheap Thrills
11-29-2006, 03:11 AM
Use the ole ladys toothbrush. When she inquires as to why it smells like cheese , deny deny deny.... :D
T.

EAZYKILLER2006
11-29-2006, 09:55 PM
PLEASE do not go there with Hooli. But I am more than happy to help you with that if you'd like. :crossx: :crossx:
wow ~killer my shait it fine...but just saying the remedy works ~for themz who may have a bit of discomfort...not mezzssy

bignet
11-29-2006, 09:58 PM
Looks like you hooked up with a burner Hooli... :p
:crossx:
bignet

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
01-12-2007, 12:04 AM
I had to bump this for my good friend Djunkie:D

One Eyed Jack
01-12-2007, 12:07 AM
My D junk is a bit on the itchy side..left side to be precise...and its a bit annoying! I might opt for some talc...but thought Id check here for a remody?? :p
muriatic acid

djunkie
01-12-2007, 12:09 AM
What great friends I have. I wonder where ole Hooli has been. I bet he froze his junk to a pole in Canada. We otta see in in the spring sometime. :D

djunkie
01-12-2007, 12:10 AM
I had to bump this for my good friend Djunkie:D
You seem to have something for me tonight. I know I'm a pretty white boy but I'm sorry to tell you that I'm not into dudes.

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
01-12-2007, 12:15 AM
muriatic acid
:eek:

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
01-12-2007, 12:15 AM
What great friends I have. I wonder where ole Hooli has been. I bet he froze his junk to a pole in Canada. We otta see in in the spring sometime. :D
I guess that would be better than drainning the weazel on a 440volt wire:eek:

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
01-12-2007, 12:16 AM
You seem to have something for me tonight. I know I'm a pretty white boy but I'm sorry to tell you that I'm not into dudes.
Didnt you hear me say I like all colors of ladies:idea: :D

djunkie
01-12-2007, 12:19 AM
Didnt you hear me say I like all colors of ladies:idea: :D
Good for you cause I don't.

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
01-12-2007, 12:34 AM
Good for you cause I don't.
My bad, you like men:D . Do you like transparent ones or is it mrs 80spf sunblock wearer:D

djunkie
01-12-2007, 12:35 AM
Its all good. Do you like transparent ones or is it mrs 80spf sunblock wearer:D
My chicks got a nice soft tone to her. Not too white. But she got that nice soft blonde skin to her.

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
01-12-2007, 12:40 AM
My chicks got a nice soft tone to her. Not too white. But she got that nice soft blonde skin to her.
right on! I like that golden tanned color. That is a killer look;)