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Tom Brown
11-28-2006, 10:31 PM
LetÂ’s clear a few things up. I donÂ’t have a lot of time so IÂ’ll use point form.
- IÂ’m not leaving. At least, not permanently. I had to leave town for a couple of weeks and, since we havenÂ’t had a suicide note that we could really sink our teeth into for quite some time, I thought IÂ’d step up to the drama plate.
- ItÂ’s a joke that got a little out of control. Kind of like the 1945 Nagasaki resident who was striking a match to light a fart at the same split second the city was hit with a fat man.
- This was not done to make anyone feel bad. I did not expect the reactions. I apologize if I've hurt anyone.
- WhatÂ’s with the reactions? IÂ’m just a clown who likes to post stupid shit on ***boat. ItÂ’s not like the police are telling you your daughter has vaginal HPVÂ…. And you gave it to her.
- IÂ’m kind of choked up by the generosity and kindness. Seriously, IÂ’m just a smart assed guy who most of you donÂ’t know that spends too much time on the Internet. I'm humbled by the generosity and outreaching. Thank you.
IÂ’m in Toronto, ON. IÂ’ll be here for a couple of weeks. As well as some Cisco security training, IÂ’m working on a project that has soaked up most of my waking moments. ThereÂ’s just not a lot of time for ***boatÂ… or even taking a shit, for that matter. ItÂ’s 11:50 pm, local time, and I just got back to my room. I need to colapse soon because I have to be at a conference at 7:30 am tomorrow.
Some directed comments:
To those who think IÂ’m mad at them: IÂ’m not mad at anyone. Not even a little. WellÂ… thereÂ’s Jbb. What the hell is with that guy? :mad:
To anyone who sent me a PM: It could be a while. I seem to have quite a few stacked up. Holy shitÂ… :D Â…. Thank you to everyone who sent me a very nice note. I will thank you all personally but it will take me a while to get through these messages, particularly given my current time constraints.
To Hoolign: Telephone solicitation is your calling. I know one of these days IÂ’m going to receive a voice mail with the results of my ass herpes test. ItÂ’ll be a big hit with the person who brings in my mail and checks my messages. :D
A couple of stories before I turn in.
There is a huge convention for educators at the same convention center my meetings are being held at. The topic is troubled children and children that have violent behaviors. Of the couple of thousand participants milling around, I would think 99% of them could fit into one of three demographics. The men are 35~45 years old, slicked back hair or really short pony tail, they think they’re psychologists. The women fall into two categories. The first is the 20~25 year old sluts. These are hot young teachers who are basically children themselves, probably are bleeding hearts, want to help, and present themselves with a $200 hairstyle, 5” stilettos, and skirts that must have kevlar stitching to keep from bursting. I like this group. The second group is the gray haired, older ladies who keep their salt and pepper hair in a Darth Vader helmet like bop. I’d guess these ladies to be 50~60, wear loose turtleneck sweaters, look real sweet, and they probably have infinitely more wisdom than their grandmotherly disarming looks portray. I’d like to pound the ass out of a couple of these older birds. I know they’d go dirty, given the chance.
OK, so one of the guys IÂ’m here to meet brought his wife with him. HeÂ’s from another city also, but not the same city as me. WeÂ’re staying at the same hotel. SheÂ’s just here for the vacation. I met her yesterday morning. She was very sweet person, mild mannered, and a real warm personality. Her husband is a good guy too, but thatÂ’s irrelevant. I assume they spend evenings together, while IÂ’m working on a different project which IÂ’m frantically trying to get done while IÂ’m in town.
This morning, they came down in the elevator together. She was wearing a leather skirt and generally looking much hotter than I recall her looking yesterday, although I noticed she was a very pretty girl when I met her yesterday. When she met us at noon for sushi, she had just come from a salon which installed a set of 2” porn star nails on her. I have no idea how she can do anything other than clitoral stimulation with those things. Tonight when we got back to the hotel before dinner, we split up. He waited in the lobby and I took the elevator up to my room to enjoy a shit before dinner. As I was getting onto the elevator, I noticed her meeting him in the lobby and she’s pretty much dressed the part of a dominatrix.
I have no doubt that heÂ’ll be wearing long sleeves to hide the rope burn on his wrists tomorrow. I would imagine heÂ’ll be careful how he sits down too. TheyÂ’re probably having crazy monkey jungle sex right now.
ThereÂ’s nothing like being out of town to bring personality out in people. :D
OhÂ… and IÂ’ve come to believe that every woman I see on Younge Street who doesnÂ’t have a big rack is a man in drag. Of course, the ladies with the massive, basketball sized chests are drag queens too.
What has become of my pleasant little life? :confused:

76ANTHONY
11-28-2006, 10:33 PM
LetÂ’s clear a few things up. I donÂ’t have a lot of time so IÂ’ll use point form.
- IÂ’m not leaving. At least, not permanently. I had to leave town for a couple of weeks and, since we havenÂ’t had a suicide note that we could really sink our teeth into for quite some time, I thought IÂ’d step up to the drama plate.
- ItÂ’s a joke that got a little out of control. Kind of like the 1945 Nagasaki resident who was lighting a match to burn his draft card at the same split second the city was hit with a fat man.
- This was not done to make anyone feel bad. I did not expect the reactions. I apologize if I've hurt anyone.
- WhatÂ’s with the reactions? IÂ’m just a clown who likes to post stupid shit on ***boat. ItÂ’s not like the police are telling you your daughter has vaginal HPVÂ…. And you gave it to her.
- IÂ’m kind of choked up by the generosity and kindness. Seriously, IÂ’m just a smart assed guy who most of you donÂ’t know that spends too much time on the Internet.
IÂ’m in Toronto, ON. IÂ’ll be here for a couple of weeks. As well as some Cisco security training, IÂ’m working on a project that has soaked up most of my waking moments. ThereÂ’s just not a lot of time for ***boatÂ… or even taking a shit, for that matter. ItÂ’s 11:50 pm, local time, and I just got back to my room. I need to colapse soon because I have to be at a conference at 7:30 am tomorrow.
Some directed comments:
To those who think IÂ’m mad at them: IÂ’m not mad at anyone. Not even a little. WellÂ… thereÂ’s Jbb. What the hell is with that guy? :mad:
To anyone who sent me a PM: It could be a while. I seem to have quite a few stacked up. Holy shitÂ… :D Â…. Thank you to everyone who sent me a very nice note. I will thank you all personally but it will take me a while to get through these messages, particularly given my current time constraints.
To Hoolign: Telephone solicitation is your calling. I know one of these days IÂ’m going to receive a voice mail with the results of my ass herpes test. ItÂ’ll be a big hit with the person who brings in my mail and checks my messages. :D
A couple of stories before I turn in.
There is a huge convention for educators at the same convention center my meetings are being held at. The topic is troubled children and children that have violent behaviors. Of the couple of thousand participants milling around, I would think 99% of them could fit into one of three demographics. The men are 35~45 years old, slicked back hair or really short pony tail, they think they’re psychologists. The women fall into two categories. The first is the 20~25 year old sluts. These are hot young teachers who are basically children themselves, probably are bleeding hearts, want to help, and present themselves with a $200 hairstyle, 5” stilettos, and skirts that must have kevlar stitching to keep from bursting. I like this group. The second group is the gray haired, older ladies who keep their salt and pepper hair in a Darth Vader helmet like bop. I’d guess these ladies to be 50~60, wear loose turtleneck sweaters, look real sweet, and they probably have infinitely more wisdom than their grandmotherly disarming looks portray. I’d like to pound the ass out of a couple of these older birds. I know they’d go dirty, given the chance.
OK, so one of the guys IÂ’m here to meet brought his wife with him. HeÂ’s from another city also, but not the same city as me. WeÂ’re staying at the same hotel. SheÂ’s just here for the vacation. I met her yesterday morning. She was very sweet person, mild mannered, and a real warm personality. Her husband is a good guy too, but thatÂ’s irrelevant. I assume they spend evenings together, while IÂ’m working on a different project which IÂ’m frantically trying to get done while IÂ’m in town.
This morning, they came down in the elevator together. She was wearing a leather skirt and generally looking much hotter than I recall her looking yesterday, although I noticed she was a very pretty girl when I met her yesterday. When she met us at noon for sushi, she had just come from a salon which installed a set of 2” porn star nails on her. I have no idea how she can do anything other than clitoral stimulation with those things. Tonight when we got back to the hotel before dinner, we split up. He waited in the lobby and I took the elevator up to my room to enjoy a shit before dinner. As I was getting onto the elevator, I noticed her meeting him in the lobby and she’s pretty much dressed the part of a dominatrix.
I have no doubt that heÂ’ll be wearing long sleeves to hide the rope burn on his wrists tomorrow. I would imagine heÂ’ll be careful how he sits down too. TheyÂ’re probably having crazy monkey jungle sex right now.
ThereÂ’s nothing like being out of town to bring personality out in people. :D
OhÂ… and IÂ’ve come to believe that every woman I see on Younge Street who doesnÂ’t have a big rack is a man in drag. Of course, the ladies with the massive, basketball sized chests are drag queens too.
What has become of my pleasant little life? :confused:
fricken fibber, now you better let dia know your alive focker, shes all sad :cry: :)

hoolign
11-28-2006, 10:37 PM
I hate ear potatoes! you fukker! I was gonna ride this out till the bitter end!..and you commited suicide next week! waht a freakin spoil funner! :mad: :mad: :mad: I hate you..and never want to speak to you again :mad:
What are ya doin next thursday?? brunch??

HCS
11-28-2006, 10:40 PM
And I thought I was the one that post stupid shit on here? :D

Tom Brown
11-28-2006, 10:42 PM
I was gonna ride this out till the bitter end!..and you commited suicide next week!
Oh boy. Now that would be funny.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you all that Tom lost his battle with depression. He will be missed.
Instead of flowers, the family requests donations to the Facelle Royale quadrouple ply research fund.

Rexone
11-28-2006, 10:42 PM
dammit Tom you pussy. 2 focking days, wtf dude! That's weak.
I think I'm going to pretend I didn't see this thread now and delete your membership as initially instructed.

spectras only
11-28-2006, 10:46 PM
TB emo & shit :rollside: . No need to apologize , we knew you were BS'ing :p . Have fun in Tonto :)

Tom Brown
11-28-2006, 10:47 PM
dammit Tom you pussy. 2 focking days, wtf dude! That's weak.
I think I'm going to pretend I didn't see this thread now and delete your membership as initially instructed.
My inbox can't take much more. :D
I need to hit the sack.....
Goodnight, all. I'll see you at the wake.

hoolign
11-28-2006, 10:47 PM
Oh boy. Now that would be funny.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you all that Tom lost his battle with depression. He will be missed.
Instead of flowers, the family requests donations to the Facelle Royale quadrouple ply research fund.
wqel you fukked that right up! I had a funeral persseion lined up and all!
That's it!1 i have had it with this place and your bullshitt! i'm outta here... oh yeah..that outta be good for about 0.0000.145 kB. Whatever..i'm out! :mad:

hoolign
11-28-2006, 10:49 PM
wqel you fukked that right up! I had a funeral persseion lined up and all!
That's it!1 i have had it with this place and your bullshitt! i'm outta here... oh yeah..that outta be good for about 0.0000.145 kB. Whatever..i'm out! :mad:
oh yeah..***boat..if Debbolas shows her tits.. give her my post count! ...if not ....i'm buying a Bayliner and hagin on RRL! :mad:

boatsnblondes
11-28-2006, 10:51 PM
Heheeh..I knew it...Hooli was gettin all set up for a great week too.....oh well Hooli..better luck I guess...

hoolign
11-28-2006, 10:51 PM
oh yeah..***boat..if Debbolas shows her tits.. give her my post count! ...if not ....i'm buying a Bayliner and hagin on RRL! :mad:
o yeah.. i just checked my spelling..and that's how mad I am!.. i dont care about the missing "n" in hangin :mad:

hoolign
11-28-2006, 10:53 PM
Heheeh..I knew it...Hooli was gettin all set up for a great week too.....oh well Hooli..better luck I guess...
STFU..i hope you end up hauling brunettes! :mad: well ..with really really big tits... but NOT to big! :mad:

HCS
11-28-2006, 10:54 PM
oh yeah..***boat..if Debbolas shows her tits.. give her my post count! ...if not ....i'm buying a Bayliner and hagin on RRL! :mad:
Have you seen Tom Browns tits?

SHOTKALLIN
11-28-2006, 10:54 PM
Welcome Back.....and get them old dirty birds Tom

boatsnblondes
11-28-2006, 10:56 PM
STFU..i hope you end up hauling brunettes! :mad: well ..with really really big tits... but NOT to big! :mad:
That I should get so lucky....I get the guys in the van with todays graduates from the farm in Angiola....
:mad:

Phat Matt
11-28-2006, 10:58 PM
Welcome back. :)

boatsnblondes
11-28-2006, 10:58 PM
Welcome Back.....and get them old dirty birds Tom
This time tomarrow he'll be braggin to us about how got a couple a them 55 year old grey foxes ta go dirty for him..... :crossx:

Nord
11-28-2006, 11:08 PM
Not one reference to my thread??
FU TOM!!!!

Kilrtoy
11-28-2006, 11:12 PM
READERS DIGEST
Please!

Boy Named Sue
11-28-2006, 11:14 PM
May a bovine placenta splatter on your windshield.

BajaMike
11-28-2006, 11:53 PM
.
The first is the 20~25 year old sluts. These are hot young teachers who are basically children themselves, probably are bleeding hearts, want to help, and present themselves with a $200 hairstyle, 5” stilettos, and skirts that must have kevlar stitching to keep from bursting. I like this group.
What has become of my pleasant little life? :confused:.
This sucks....I'm at a U.S.Department of Education convention in Las Vegas....there are no "20 ~ 25 year old sluts........in 5" stilettos".....
There are lots of blue haired bitches and pony-tailed guys...... :cry:
Closest I have got to any 20 year old sluts was the perfect "10" who sat next to me at the video poker bar, she was sweet and friendly and full of conversation till I dropped the fact that I had already maxed out my ATM card and was hoping for a Royal Flush to get some cash.....funny thing, she wasn't so friendly after I dropped that little tidbit and I never saw her again... :cry:
I think I'm going to move to Canada and go to Tom Brown's educational conferences....... :idea:
:rollside: :) :rollside: :)

Jbb
11-29-2006, 03:59 AM
Brown,Brown,Brown.......ever heard the story of the Canatard who cried wolf?... :p
Two days...lmao......nice staying power......wussie.... :rollside:
Tom Brown......On the job....
http://www.clubcobra.com/photopost/data/500/coachbob.jpg

Debbolas
11-29-2006, 07:00 AM
:D :clover: :D
Life is good again. This thread made me laugh :D
STFU..i hope you end up hauling brunettes! :mad: well ..with really really big tits... but NOT to big! :mad:
Now that is uncalled for :crossx:
oh yeah..***boat..if Debbolas shows her tits.. give her my post count! ...if not ....i'm buying a Bayliner and hagin on RRL!
I was thinking about breaking out my pastie pic, just to entice him back..... :rolleyes:

OutCole'd
11-29-2006, 07:08 AM
What a prick. I take back all the nice things I said about you...... :mad:

Devil's Advocate
11-29-2006, 07:19 AM
LetÂ’s clear a few things up. I donÂ’t have a lot of time so IÂ’ll use point form.
- IÂ’m not leaving. At least, not permanently. I had to leave town for a couple of weeks and, since we havenÂ’t had a suicide note that we could really sink our teeth into for quite some time, I thought IÂ’d step up to the drama plate.
- ItÂ’s a joke that got a little out of control. Kind of like the 1945 Nagasaki resident who was striking a match to light a fart at the same split second the city was hit with a fat man.
- This was not done to make anyone feel bad. I did not expect the reactions. I apologize if I've hurt anyone.
- WhatÂ’s with the reactions? IÂ’m just a clown who likes to post stupid shit on ***boat. ItÂ’s not like the police are telling you your daughter has vaginal HPVÂ…. And you gave it to her.
- IÂ’m kind of choked up by the generosity and kindness. Seriously, IÂ’m just a smart assed guy who most of you donÂ’t know that spends too much time on the Internet. I'm humbled by the generosity and outreaching. Thank you.
IÂ’m in Toronto, ON. IÂ’ll be here for a couple of weeks. As well as some Cisco security training, IÂ’m working on a project that has soaked up most of my waking moments. ThereÂ’s just not a lot of time for ***boatÂ… or even taking a shit, for that matter. ItÂ’s 11:50 pm, local time, and I just got back to my room. I need to colapse soon because I have to be at a conference at 7:30 am tomorrow.
Some directed comments:
To those who think IÂ’m mad at them: IÂ’m not mad at anyone. Not even a little. WellÂ… thereÂ’s Jbb. What the hell is with that guy? :mad:
To anyone who sent me a PM: It could be a while. I seem to have quite a few stacked up. Holy shitÂ… :D Â…. Thank you to everyone who sent me a very nice note. I will thank you all personally but it will take me a while to get through these messages, particularly given my current time constraints.
To Hoolign: Telephone solicitation is your calling. I know one of these days IÂ’m going to receive a voice mail with the results of my ass herpes test. ItÂ’ll be a big hit with the person who brings in my mail and checks my messages. :D
A couple of stories before I turn in.
There is a huge convention for educators at the same convention center my meetings are being held at. The topic is troubled children and children that have violent behaviors. Of the couple of thousand participants milling around, I would think 99% of them could fit into one of three demographics. The men are 35~45 years old, slicked back hair or really short pony tail, they think they’re psychologists. The women fall into two categories. The first is the 20~25 year old sluts. These are hot young teachers who are basically children themselves, probably are bleeding hearts, want to help, and present themselves with a $200 hairstyle, 5” stilettos, and skirts that must have kevlar stitching to keep from bursting. I like this group. The second group is the gray haired, older ladies who keep their salt and pepper hair in a Darth Vader helmet like bop. I’d guess these ladies to be 50~60, wear loose turtleneck sweaters, look real sweet, and they probably have infinitely more wisdom than their grandmotherly disarming looks portray. I’d like to pound the ass out of a couple of these older birds. I know they’d go dirty, given the chance.
OK, so one of the guys IÂ’m here to meet brought his wife with him. HeÂ’s from another city also, but not the same city as me. WeÂ’re staying at the same hotel. SheÂ’s just here for the vacation. I met her yesterday morning. She was very sweet person, mild mannered, and a real warm personality. Her husband is a good guy too, but thatÂ’s irrelevant. I assume they spend evenings together, while IÂ’m working on a different project which IÂ’m frantically trying to get done while IÂ’m in town.
This morning, they came down in the elevator together. She was wearing a leather skirt and generally looking much hotter than I recall her looking yesterday, although I noticed she was a very pretty girl when I met her yesterday. When she met us at noon for sushi, she had just come from a salon which installed a set of 2” porn star nails on her. I have no idea how she can do anything other than clitoral stimulation with those things. Tonight when we got back to the hotel before dinner, we split up. He waited in the lobby and I took the elevator up to my room to enjoy a shit before dinner. As I was getting onto the elevator, I noticed her meeting him in the lobby and she’s pretty much dressed the part of a dominatrix.
I have no doubt that heÂ’ll be wearing long sleeves to hide the rope burn on his wrists tomorrow. I would imagine heÂ’ll be careful how he sits down too. TheyÂ’re probably having crazy monkey jungle sex right now.
ThereÂ’s nothing like being out of town to bring personality out in people. :D
OhÂ… and IÂ’ve come to believe that every woman I see on Younge Street who doesnÂ’t have a big rack is a man in drag. Of course, the ladies with the massive, basketball sized chests are drag queens too.
What has become of my pleasant little life? :confused:
Now all is right again. :rolleyes: Welcome back Tom. :rollside:

Jbb
11-29-2006, 07:51 AM
If you would have stayed out a day longer....we probably could have gotten boatsnblondes to admit to the OJ murders.. :p

boatsnblondes
11-29-2006, 07:55 AM
.
This sucks....I'm at a U.S.Department of Education convention in Las Vegas....there are no "20 ~ 25 year old sluts........in 5" stilettos".....
There are lots of blue haired bitches and pony-tailed guys...... :cry:
Closest I have got to any 20 year old sluts was the perfect "10" who sat next to me at the video poker bar, she was sweet and friendly and full of conversation till I dropped the fact that I had already maxed out my ATM card and was hoping for a Royal Flush to get some cash.....funny thing, she wasn't so friendly after I dropped that little tidbit and I never saw her again... :cry:
I think I'm going to move to Canada and go to Tom Brown's educational conferences....... :idea:
:rollside: :) :rollside: :)
Consider yourself lucky, In Browns world, (and mine) BTW....that was a guy...
:p

v-drive
11-29-2006, 07:58 AM
welcome home Biatch

Ziggy
11-29-2006, 08:06 AM
What a prick. I take back all the nice things I said about you...... :mad:
Ditto..................
Man, can't believe I said TB was a cornerstone of HB :rolleyes:
only 2 days??? Bet you cum in 30 seconds too :D:D:D
welcome home :boxed:

HM
11-29-2006, 08:12 AM
You know, I liked the suicidal note. It has been a while since we have seen one.
Remember, I made the suggestion to have a separate ***boat Forum Suicide Forum and when you started a new thread, it would automatically put in "Goodbye Cruel World (aka ***boat):"
You know, we should start a list of people who said they were leaving and never coming back. I'll start:
Alec Baldwin (oops, wrong list :D)

Sleek-Jet
11-29-2006, 08:46 AM
I always knew Brown had no "hang time".... :idea:

Dave C
11-29-2006, 09:05 AM
Brown, nice visuals... LMAO

ThongMagnet
11-29-2006, 09:16 AM
Oh crap.....How many lives does Tom Brown have :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Rexone
11-29-2006, 09:16 AM
LetÂ’s clear a few things up. I donÂ’t have a lot of time so IÂ’ll use point form.....
As Brown proceeds to type the longest post of his ***boat career. lol.

CornWater
11-29-2006, 09:46 AM
Mods... please delete this thread. :mad:

Mrs.Racer277
11-29-2006, 09:54 AM
Yippy yippy TB is back. OK I am no longer sad. :)

Her454
11-29-2006, 10:09 AM
Whew! Thank goodness I can start posting again. :crossx: :rollside: I'm glad I didnt have to make good on my threat. :cry: :rolleyes:

RandyH
11-29-2006, 10:17 AM
Good to have you back Brown. Now I just want the 500 bucks back that I sent to Paypal....... :D
RandyH

Mrs.Racer277
11-29-2006, 10:34 AM
Whew! Thank goodness I can start posting again. :crossx: :rollside: I'm glad I didnt have to make good on my threat. :cry: :rolleyes: Could you have made it??? :p

Her454
11-29-2006, 10:37 AM
Could you have made it??? :p
Of course. Silly girl. :rollside:

HCS
11-29-2006, 12:06 PM
Of course. Silly girl. :rollside:
Bah Humbug...... Did I mention I hate Malls and parking lots this time of year...?
Made me laugh. lol.

Her454
11-29-2006, 12:38 PM
Bah Humbug...... Did I mention I hate Malls and parking lots this time of year...?
Made me laugh. lol.
LOL you remember that hu? I think of that every year now and I STILL hate going to the Sunrise Mall because of that biatch LOL!

Kim Hanson
11-29-2006, 02:08 PM
you canadians are "deep" .. eh ? :rolleyes:
Hell ya, in snow.........( . )( . ).............. :cool:

ratso
11-29-2006, 02:14 PM
Good to have you back Brown. Now I just want the 500 bucks back that I sent to Paypal....... :D
RandyH
He had to pay that Canadian Hooker, and sent the other $499.50 to later.

CornWater
12-01-2006, 08:20 AM
Did you bang your coworkers wife yet???????
:)

dragboat
12-01-2006, 08:38 AM
They keepa pitchin em and you keepa hittin em. jbb's posts are funny again with you back.

spectratoad
12-01-2006, 09:10 AM
OK, so one of the guys IÂ’m here to meet brought his wife with him. HeÂ’s from another city also, but not the same city as me. WeÂ’re staying at the same hotel. SheÂ’s just here for the vacation. I met her yesterday morning. She was very sweet person, mild mannered, and a real warm personality. Her husband is a good guy too, but thatÂ’s irrelevant. I assume they spend evenings together, while IÂ’m working on a different project which IÂ’m frantically trying to get done while IÂ’m in town.
Tom, Tom, Tom. I am disappointed. At this point I thought the whole story was going to take the perverted twist that I am sure alot of the guys here were also thinking. I call it the Penthouse Mentality. :cry:

My Man's Sportin' Wood
12-01-2006, 01:28 PM
Looks like I will be able to sleep tonight. It's been a long couple of nights :D :sleeping:

Tom Brown
12-01-2006, 03:44 PM
I'm no longer in Toronto but I'm still in Ontario.
Last night I stayed at the Delta Chelsea in downtown Toronto. Apparently, it's the biggest hotel in Toronto. There was a fire alarm at 3 am. I got to walk down 26 flights of stairs and stand on the sidewalk from 3 am ~ 4:30 am. There was never a fire or smoke in the hotel but they said something burned in the garage.
If the police were on the stick, they would respond to early morning fire calls and arrest anyone wearing 3" or higher heels. I was surprised at the number of hookers in the hotel.
It took about 20 minutes to get the elevators going again. They put a bunch of us, mostly hookers, in a service elevator to help clear the mass of people in the lobby more quickly. Holy cow... I assume most/all of these women were on something but these ladies could barely function and it wasn't because of lack of sleep. One of the ladies asked me if I had a coffee on me. :D

73kona455
12-01-2006, 03:57 PM
I'm no longer in Toronto but I'm still in Ontario.
Last night I stayed at the Delta Chelsea in downtown Toronto. Apparently, it's the biggest hotel in Toronto. There was a fire alarm at 3 am. I got to walk down 26 flights of stairs and stand on the sidewalk from 3 am ~ 4:30 am. There was never a fire or smoke in the hotel but they said something burned in the garage.
If the police were on the stick, they would respond to early morning fire calls and arrest anyone wearing 3" or higher heels. I was surprised at the number of hookers in the hotel.
It took about 20 minutes to get the elevators going again. They put a bunch of us, mostly hookers, in a service elevator to help clear the mass of people in the lobby more quickly. Holy cow... I assume most/all of these women were on something but these ladies could barely function and it wasn't because of lack of sleep. One of the ladies asked me if I had a coffee on me. :D
u didnt pull out the coffee spigot and let her drink from the fountain?

deltaAce
12-01-2006, 05:22 PM
I'm no longer in Toronto but I'm still in Ontario.
Last night I stayed at the Delta Chelsea in downtown Toronto. Apparently, it's the biggest hotel in Toronto. There was a fire alarm at 3 am. I got to walk down 26 flights of stairs and stand on the sidewalk from 3 am ~ 4:30 am. There was never a fire or smoke in the hotel but they said something burned in the garage.
If the police were on the stick, they would respond to early morning fire calls and arrest anyone wearing 3" or higher heels. I was surprised at the number of hookers in the hotel.
It took about 20 minutes to get the elevators going again. They put a bunch of us, mostly hookers, in a service elevator to help clear the mass of people in the lobby more quickly. Holy cow... I assume most/all of these women were on something but these ladies could barely function and it wasn't because of lack of sleep. One of the ladies asked me if I had a coffee on me. :D
It's a good thing the cops weren't there. They might have mistaken you as their Pimp Daddy & relocated you to the cross-bar hotel.:rollside:

Big Warlock
12-01-2006, 05:29 PM
CANADIANS!!! Who knew??? :crossx:

EAZYKILLER2006
12-01-2006, 06:01 PM
LetÂ’s clear a few things up. I donÂ’t have a lot of time so IÂ’ll use point form.
- IÂ’m not leaving. At least, not permanently. I had to leave town for a couple of weeks and, since we havenÂ’t had a suicide note that we could really sink our teeth into for quite some time, I thought IÂ’d step up to the drama plate.
- ItÂ’s a joke that got a little out of control. Kind of like the 1945 Nagasaki resident who was striking a match to light a fart at the same split second the city was hit with a fat man.
- This was not done to make anyone feel bad. I did not expect the reactions. I apologize if I've hurt anyone.
- WhatÂ’s with the reactions? IÂ’m just a clown who likes to post stupid shit on ***boat. ItÂ’s not like the police are telling you your daughter has vaginal HPVÂ…. And you gave it to her.
- IÂ’m kind of choked up by the generosity and kindness. Seriously, IÂ’m just a smart assed guy who most of you donÂ’t know that spends too much time on the Internet. I'm humbled by the generosity and outreaching. Thank you.
IÂ’m in Toronto, ON. IÂ’ll be here for a couple of weeks. As well as some Cisco security training, IÂ’m working on a project that has soaked up most of my waking moments. ThereÂ’s just not a lot of time for ***boatÂ… or even taking a shit, for that matter. ItÂ’s 11:50 pm, local time, and I just got back to my room. I need to colapse soon because I have to be at a conference at 7:30 am tomorrow.
Some directed comments:
To those who think IÂ’m mad at them: IÂ’m not mad at anyone. Not even a little. WellÂ… thereÂ’s Jbb. What the hell is with that guy? :mad:
To anyone who sent me a PM: It could be a while. I seem to have quite a few stacked up. Holy shitÂ… :D Â…. Thank you to everyone who sent me a very nice note. I will thank you all personally but it will take me a while to get through these messages, particularly given my current time constraints.
To Hoolign: Telephone solicitation is your calling. I know one of these days IÂ’m going to receive a voice mail with the results of my ass herpes test. ItÂ’ll be a big hit with the person who brings in my mail and checks my messages. :D
A couple of stories before I turn in.
There is a huge convention for educators at the same convention center my meetings are being held at. The topic is troubled children and children that have violent behaviors. Of the couple of thousand participants milling around, I would think 99% of them could fit into one of three demographics. The men are 35~45 years old, slicked back hair or really short pony tail, they think they’re psychologists. The women fall into two categories. The first is the 20~25 year old sluts. These are hot young teachers who are basically children themselves, probably are bleeding hearts, want to help, and present themselves with a $200 hairstyle, 5” stilettos, and skirts that must have kevlar stitching to keep from bursting. I like this group. The second group is the gray haired, older ladies who keep their salt and pepper hair in a Darth Vader helmet like bop. I’d guess these ladies to be 50~60, wear loose turtleneck sweaters, look real sweet, and they probably have infinitely more wisdom than their grandmotherly disarming looks portray. I’d like to pound the ass out of a couple of these older birds. I know they’d go dirty, given the chance.
OK, so one of the guys IÂ’m here to meet brought his wife with him. HeÂ’s from another city also, but not the same city as me. WeÂ’re staying at the same hotel. SheÂ’s just here for the vacation. I met her yesterday morning. She was very sweet person, mild mannered, and a real warm personality. Her husband is a good guy too, but thatÂ’s irrelevant. I assume they spend evenings together, while IÂ’m working on a different project which IÂ’m frantically trying to get done while IÂ’m in town.
This morning, they came down in the elevator together. She was wearing a leather skirt and generally looking much hotter than I recall her looking yesterday, although I noticed she was a very pretty girl when I met her yesterday. When she met us at noon for sushi, she had just come from a salon which installed a set of 2” porn star nails on her. I have no idea how she can do anything other than clitoral stimulation with those things. Tonight when we got back to the hotel before dinner, we split up. He waited in the lobby and I took the elevator up to my room to enjoy a shit before dinner. As I was getting onto the elevator, I noticed her meeting him in the lobby and she’s pretty much dressed the part of a dominatrix.
I have no doubt that heÂ’ll be wearing long sleeves to hide the rope burn on his wrists tomorrow. I would imagine heÂ’ll be careful how he sits down too. TheyÂ’re probably having crazy monkey jungle sex right now.
ThereÂ’s nothing like being out of town to bring personality out in people. :D
OhÂ… and IÂ’ve come to believe that every woman I see on Younge Street who doesnÂ’t have a big rack is a man in drag. Of course, the ladies with the massive, basketball sized chests are drag queens too.
What has become of my pleasant little life? :confused:
oh hey glad you're still around !!!~ but i just couldnt bring myself to read all this~it was tooo long :)

bignet
12-01-2006, 06:27 PM
This is sooooo NOT Tom Brown! What a pussy!!! That's not in the script! You're supposed to die a martyr for the sake of all HBers! I even had Mel Gibson, the drunk, playing you! Now I've gotta change the whole damn thing! Thanks a lot! :mad:
Oh yeah welcome back f*cker!
:crossx:
bignet