***boat=free Cell Phone

[2forcefull]

I seen a member with over 24 thousand posts!!! I'm sure he is not the one with the most, so I will use 30 thousand posts to show how much money you save.
Lets say you do 30k posts, and spend an average of 2 minutes per post,60,000 minutes
Now lets say that you spend ten minutes reading other posts per each post
you post.600,000 minutes
Now, figure that a only $.05 per minute= $30,000.00
thats right, thirty thousand dollars.
now I bet that if hot boat charged $.05 per minute,
you would not see posts like,
my balls itch,
my left tit is bigger than my right,
I have heart burn,
I just farted,
I sunk my boat[when I get one]
who's likes the burger king?
which del taco is best
what side of the bed do you like
who has ever hit there dick with a hammer
why can't i get laid,
I just said the N word
I'll say then N word all I want
i'll kick yo az if you say the N word
my girl friend puked in my truck, should I sell it
spilt milk in my truck, now it smells
Farted in this guys truck on the first date
fart in this guys truck on every date
sunk the rhino
bought the rhino
sold the rhino
jumped the rhino
humped my rhino
fock the rhino
painted the rhino
crashed the rhino
lifted the rhino
blew up the rhino
selling the rhino
I have a rash
I found some cash
I found some pot
I smoke pot
I kicked my girl friend out
my girl friend kicked me out
I did my boy friend's brother
I did my girl friend's mother
I crashed my car
I got a scar
i smoked a cigar
I smoked a cig [ with my nordic]
what do you smoke
I eat wheaties
buying a watch
I like to watch
I'll let you watch
Feel free to add to this list.
Of corse it would not be near as fock'n interesting,
So keep post'n

[vmjtc3]

That right there is some funny shiot :crossx:

[Pussywhippled]

You forgot the treadmill thing whatever that was about...

[2forcefull]

You forgot the treadmill thing whatever that was about...
you can add to the list!

[Kachina26]

I just wish they would add a feature that showed people how to use the words there, their and they're. Perhaps a spell checker too.

[Cheap Thrills]

I just wish they would add a feature that showed people how to use the words there, their and they're. Perhaps a spell checker too.
To , Too and Two also. :D
T.

[Kachina26]

To , Too and Two also. :D
T.Hey now, I got it right.

[2forcefull]

I just wish they would add a feature that showed people how to use the words there, their and they're. Perhaps a spell checker too.
Well, you might as well add
Know,no and now.
I ken't spal gud sew I ken't sey much. ben weight'n onn my spal chick,
hoop it cums sune, rents do!

[Cheap Thrills]

Hey now, I got it right.
Yes you did. I was just adding to your list. Oh my, there's another couple additions right there.
Your and You're. :D
T :p

[2forcefull]

Hey, where's, wares, hairless, I mean Topless,
this is her pet peve

[2forcefull]

cat got your tongue,
earl got your tongue :cool:

[core attitude]

Has anyone else noticed that the collective I.Q. of all of the new members, when added togather comes out to be less than that of a turnip?
Interesting, :rolleyes:
Rio
Now that right there is funny........but not because it was witty like the first time you used it.......
This is the result when they 'lowered the bar' for admisson to the forums. :yuk:
I can remember when new members had to possess the IQ of a turnip to be allowed to post. Prolly cuz of that lawsuite for discrimination against dummies.
Rio
just the irony of your post.

[DelawareDave]

How about using "maroon", when you really mean "moron"! :rolleyes:

[YODA]

Maroon was the way Bugs Bunny referred to the word moron in the cartoons way back when.

[lawbreaker2]

I seen a member with over 24 thousand posts!!! I'm sure he is not the one with the most, so I will use 30 thousand posts to show how much money you save.
Lets say you do 30k posts, and spend an average of 2 minutes per post,60,000 minutes
Now lets say that you spend ten minutes reading other posts per each post
you post.600,000 minutes
Now, figure that a only $.05 per minute= $30,000.00
thats right, thirty thousand dollars.
now I bet that if hot boat charged $.05 per minute,
you would not see posts like,
my balls itch,
my left tit is bigger than my right,
I have heart burn,
I just farted,
I sunk my boat[when I get one]
who's likes the burger king?
which del taco is best
what side of the bed do you like
who has ever hit there dick with a hammer
why can't i get laid,
I just said the N word
I'll say then N word all I want
i'll kick yo az if you say the N word
my girl friend puked in my truck, should I sell it
spilt milk in my truck, now it smells
Farted in this guys truck on the first date
fart in this guys truck on every date
sunk the rhino
bought the rhino
sold the rhino
jumped the rhino
humped my rhino
fock the rhino
painted the rhino
crashed the rhino
lifted the rhino
blew up the rhino
selling the rhino
I have a rash
I found some cash
I found some pot
I smoke pot
I kicked my girl friend out
my girl friend kicked me out
I did my boy friend's brother
I did my girl friend's mother
I crashed my car
I got a scar
i smoked a cigar
I smoked a cig [ with my nordic]
what do you smoke
I eat wheaties
buying a watch
I like to watch
I'll let you watch
Feel free to add to this list.
Of corse it would not be near as fock'n interesting,
So keep post'n
So how much did it cost you to think all this stuff up, I think you have way to much free time.

[THATJEFFGUY]

I just wish they would add a feature that showed people how to use the words there, their and they're. Perhaps a spell checker too.
I seen a member with over 24 thousand posts!!!
...and how to use seen and saw !!!

[GHT]

2forceful,
So what you're saying is.... You got or your going to get a Rhino???
Congrats to you... :)

[RiverRatMike]

I seen a member with over 24 thousand posts!!! I'm sure he is not the one with the most, so I will use 30 thousand posts to show how much money you save.
Lets say you do 30k posts, and spend an average of 2 minutes per post,60,000 minutes
Now lets say that you spend ten minutes reading other posts per each post
you post.600,000 minutes
Now, figure that a only $.05 per minute= $30,000.00
thats right, thirty thousand dollars.
now I bet that if hot boat charged $.05 per minute,
you would not see posts like,
my balls itch,
my left tit is bigger than my right,
I have heart burn,
I just farted,
I sunk my boat[when I get one]
who's likes the burger king?
which del taco is best
what side of the bed do you like
who has ever hit there dick with a hammer
why can't i get laid,
I just said the N word
I'll say then N word all I want
i'll kick yo az if you say the N word
my girl friend puked in my truck, should I sell it
spilt milk in my truck, now it smells
Farted in this guys truck on the first date
fart in this guys truck on every date
sunk the rhino
bought the rhino
sold the rhino
jumped the rhino
humped my rhino
fock the rhino
painted the rhino
crashed the rhino
lifted the rhino
blew up the rhino
selling the rhino
I have a rash
I found some cash
I found some pot
I smoke pot
I kicked my girl friend out
my girl friend kicked me out
I did my boy friend's brother
I did my girl friend's mother
I crashed my car
I got a scar
i smoked a cigar
I smoked a cig [ with my nordic]
what do you smoke
I eat wheaties
buying a watch
I like to watch
I'll let you watch
Feel free to add to this list.
Of corse it would not be near as fock'n interesting,
So keep post'n
You forgot (Kissed The Rhino) cause I did with mine :crossx:

[2forcefull]

2forceful,
So what you're saying is.... You got or your going to get a Rhino???
Congrats to you... :)
I getted a ardick catt prauler :cool:

[2forcefull]

...and how to use seen and saw !!!
OK than, I sawed a member

[2forcefull]

So how much did it cost you to think all this stuff up, I think you have way to much free time.
I thank it upp fer free, uther then mie spel chek i got cummen,
i aint get know muney cummen inn

[2forcefull]

Has anyone else noticed that the collective I.Q. of all of the new members, when added togather comes out to be less than that of a turnip?
Interesting, :rolleyes:
Rio
"added togather'' you be one them thar educatdid smart ass'es
wats COLLECTIVE I.Q., one of thim thar yippie clotheng compinys

[2forcefull]

"added togather'' you be one them thar educatdid smart ass'es
wats COLLECTIVE I.Q., one of thim thar yippie clotheng compinys
If you want to be a smart ass, you have to learn to spell
otherwize theyer gunna thank u'ss aw dumb ass

[deltaAce]

Pretty cleaver for a newbie.

[2forcefull]

Thankyou, and good morning