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Kindsvater Flat
12-06-2006, 06:18 PM
Why is it that at McDonalds the portion sizes are 20% smaller but you can get a "Quad" whopper at Burger King?
and just for bitching purposes, If you're kids are puking sick, don't let them play in the playground and blow chunks in the tunnel tubes where it drips down on the pit balls . :mad:
lucky
12-07-2006, 07:28 AM
because burgerking sucks = big time
Jetaholic
12-07-2006, 08:45 AM
Why is it that when you pick your nose it's full again in a few minutes?
Why do they call it "taking" a dump when you're actually "leaving" a dump? After all, you're not really taking it anywhere! :crossx:
HCS
12-07-2006, 08:51 AM
Why would Mc Donalds make their portions 20% smaller anyway?
To sell more food maybe. :idea:
Sounds like a marketing scheme to sell more food to me.
Huckleberry
12-07-2006, 09:00 AM
Why do you drive on a Parkway, and park on a driveway??? (George Carlin)
Moneypitt
12-07-2006, 09:12 AM
Why would Mc Donalds make their portions 20% smaller anyway?
To sell more food maybe. :idea:
Sounds like a marketing scheme to sell more food to me.
Could it be so they can relate the low amounts of the "bad" stuff? Trying to match competitor's claims about "Healthy" fast food...........MP
lucky
12-07-2006, 09:44 AM
why is it when there is only a lil ass wipe - you drop a muddy ?
Huckleberry
12-07-2006, 09:51 AM
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
Huckleberry
12-07-2006, 09:52 AM
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Huckleberry
12-07-2006, 09:53 AM
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Huckleberry
12-07-2006, 09:54 AM
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Huckleberry
12-07-2006, 09:54 AM
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
Huckleberry
12-07-2006, 09:54 AM
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Huckleberry
12-07-2006, 09:56 AM
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Huckleberry
12-07-2006, 09:56 AM
Last one for now...
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Moneypitt
12-07-2006, 10:22 AM
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
Why are they called "black boxes" when they're not BLACK???????........MP
Crossbow_CA
12-07-2006, 10:28 AM
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Crossbow_CA
12-07-2006, 10:29 AM
Why is a boxing ring square?
Crossbow_CA
12-07-2006, 10:29 AM
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
deltaAce
12-07-2006, 10:35 AM
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
So you can hear yourself think!
CampbellCarl
12-07-2006, 10:41 AM
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
OKIE-JET
12-07-2006, 10:58 AM
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
Hear Hear my good man...Ill second that.
Racey
12-07-2006, 11:00 AM
because burgerking sucks = big time
Couldn't have said it any better myself
ratso
12-07-2006, 11:40 AM
Why is it Computers never have a "B" drive...
SummitKarl
12-07-2006, 06:44 PM
Why is it that when you pick your nose it's full again in a few minutes?
Why do they call it "taking" a dump when you're actually "leaving" a dump? After all, you're not really taking it anywhere! :crossx:
Technically your "Dropping a duce" :rollside:
Rexone
12-07-2006, 07:09 PM
Sometimes, when you cry, no one sees your tears...
Sometimes, when you are in pain, no one sees your hurt...
Sometimes, when you are worried, no one sees your stress...
Sometime, when you are happy, no one sees your smile...
But fart just one time...
Bradman
12-07-2006, 07:11 PM
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Tom Brown
12-07-2006, 07:13 PM
Why is it my loins tingle when I look at a morbidly obese woman?
Bradman
12-07-2006, 07:13 PM
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
uvindex
12-07-2006, 07:29 PM
Why is it Computers never have a "B" drive...Back in the day, they did. :) I've had many systems with two floppy drives -- the first drive was A:, the second was B:, and the hard drive was C:
EAZYKILLER2006
12-07-2006, 07:43 PM
Why is it that when you pick your nose it's full again in a few minutes?
Why do they call it "taking" a dump when you're actually "leaving" a dump? After all, you're not really taking it anywhere! :crossx:
HEY JON we r rollin to havi yea yea! oh but burgerking lets :p
me have it my way
Boatcop
12-07-2006, 07:44 PM
Why do the buttons on a drive through ATM have braille?
beerjet
12-07-2006, 07:45 PM
Why dont out houses have toilet paper in them when I've been holding one back all day to the point where I'm damn near crowning. :mad:
OKIE-JET
12-08-2006, 01:52 PM
Why dont out houses have toilet paper in them when I've been holding one back all day to the point where I'm damn near crowning. :mad:
same as prairie doggin'
OKIE-JET
12-08-2006, 01:53 PM
Technically your "Dropping a duce" :rollside:
actually i believe its pinching a loaf.
Sleek-Jet
12-08-2006, 02:23 PM
same as prairie doggin'
Touching cotton...
little rowe boat
12-08-2006, 02:33 PM
actually i believe its pinching a loaf.
Actually it's dropping some mud.
38687
12-08-2006, 04:30 PM
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
congress?
Sand Dawg
12-08-2006, 04:55 PM
"slinging clay"
big crapolla
12-08-2006, 06:01 PM
dropping the kids off at the pool