Trailer Park Casanova
12-11-2006, 05:16 AM
Wifes Parents are fossils.
Death sucking on a lifesaver.
In their late 90's, overflowing with cash & real estate, but way too old to spend it.
So their major past time is watching the wife and I raise the kids.
They have an old term for everything we do and they are stuck in their ways and ideas:
The quads are "sand tractors."
Automatic transmissions in your car are a bad idea because they're "Trick."
Bad guys are "Dime Store Hoods".
Cops are "The Authorities".
Disc brakes just a cheaper way to build cars.
Air conditioning draws down the cars battery until it goes dead.
Un-plug the TV when it's off because it still draws power.
The boating industry needs to go back to Flat Head Fords.
Bring back reform schools because Spencer Tracy got Mickey Rooney to act right with that method.
Death sucking on a lifesaver.
In their late 90's, overflowing with cash & real estate, but way too old to spend it.
So their major past time is watching the wife and I raise the kids.
They have an old term for everything we do and they are stuck in their ways and ideas:
The quads are "sand tractors."
Automatic transmissions in your car are a bad idea because they're "Trick."
Bad guys are "Dime Store Hoods".
Cops are "The Authorities".
Disc brakes just a cheaper way to build cars.
Air conditioning draws down the cars battery until it goes dead.
Un-plug the TV when it's off because it still draws power.
The boating industry needs to go back to Flat Head Fords.
Bring back reform schools because Spencer Tracy got Mickey Rooney to act right with that method.