OGShocker
12-11-2006, 11:11 AM
In Regina, Brown called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're
suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Brown, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them
fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is
that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Brown."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot
coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he graduated and
still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue
Molson fer all them ugly women I slept with?":supp:
suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Brown, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them
fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is
that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Brown."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot
coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he graduated and
still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue
Molson fer all them ugly women I slept with?":supp: