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Tom Brown
12-13-2006, 10:26 PM
Fifi said to Don the baker
"Can ya show me how to bake another bun, Don?"
Guess Who - Rain Dance

ROZ
12-13-2006, 10:28 PM
I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see
Your dead mommy lying in front of me
I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more
I saw your mommy = Suicidal tendencies

bwillieb
12-13-2006, 10:35 PM
................Saw you're name in a telephone booth...told all about you.... Lord I hope it was the truth...........

Cas
12-13-2006, 10:43 PM
just about all the lyrics of Blinded by the Light
Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground
Some all-hot half-shot was headin' for the hot spot snappin' his fingers clappin' his hands
And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot with a whatnot in her hand
And now young Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-menot whispers daddy's within earshot save the buckshot turn up the band
And she was blinded by the light. Cut loose like a deuce
Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tight, but she'll make it alright
Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east
He says: "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner all alone watchin' the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance
Yeah he was blinded by the light. Cut loose like a deuce
Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light
He got down but she never got tight, but he's gonna make it tonight
Some silicone sister with her manager's mister told me I got what it takes
She said I'll turn you on sonny to something strong if you play that song with the funky break
And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside
And little Early-Pearly came in by her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Oh, some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer playin' backyard bombardier
Yes and Scotland Yard was trying hard, they sent a dude with a calling card,
he said, do what you like, but don't do it here
Well I jumped up, spit in the air, fell on the ground, asked wich was the way back home
He said take a right at the light, keep going straight until right, and then boy you're on your own
And now in Zanzibar a shootin' star was ridin' in a side car hummin' a lunar tune
Yes, and the avatar said blow the bar but first remove the cookie jar, we're gonna teach those boys to laugh too soon
And some kidnapped handicap was complaining that he caught the clap from some mousetrap he bought last night
Well I unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears I saw a gap but he'd figured he'd be all right
He was just blinded by the light. Cut loose like a deuce
Another runner in the night. Blinded by the light
Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
Oh but mama that's where the fun is

Tom Brown
12-13-2006, 10:53 PM
This is just the way of the world Joe said
I had to put a bullet into his head
Then lit up a cigarette
Decided to call his fat friend Fred
"Well", he said, "Fred I just killed a man
Caught him laying with my girlfriend
Now they're both dead, people can be so cold when they're dead"
Kings of Leon - Joe's Head

Rexone
12-13-2006, 10:56 PM
Purple People Eater http://www.shebwooley.com/ppe.htm
Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye.
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me.
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.
(one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' puple people eater
Sure looks stange to me. (one eye?)
Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough
It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me. (one horn?)
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple
people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater (we wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
sure looks strange to me.
And then he swung from the tree and lit on the
ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy little ditty with a swingin' tune
(sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom)
Well, bless my soul, rock and roll
flyin' purple people eater.
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple peopleeater.
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me. (purple people?)
And then he went on his way, and then what do
you know. I saw him last night on a TV show.
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in
his head (clarinet solo) ( Tequila)

Cas
12-13-2006, 11:00 PM
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
sounds more like someone was pissed off and sent all that shit. No way was it a true love!

Cas
12-13-2006, 11:08 PM
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
from Weird Al Yankovic.....it's called Canadian Idiot :D
it's a parody of American Idiot by Green Day

Tom Brown
12-13-2006, 11:09 PM
Are you guys cutting and pasting lyrics to entire songs to keep the thread from being read? :D
Perhaps just a few choice lines would be more enjoyable. .... just a thought. :D

Cas
12-13-2006, 11:42 PM
Are you guys cutting and pasting lyrics to entire songs to keep the thread from being read? :D
Perhaps just a few choice lines would be more enjoyable. .... just a thought. :D
didn't realize we had rules :mix: I editted one but Blinded by the Light needs the whole thing......it's pretty weird. I still like the song though.

Rexone
12-13-2006, 11:45 PM
Are you guys cutting and pasting lyrics to entire songs to keep the thread from being read? :D
Perhaps just a few choice lines would be more enjoyable. .... just a thought. :D
Oh now you start with the rules. damn Canatards. :mad:

Tom Brown
12-13-2006, 11:51 PM
didn't realize we had rules :mix:
Rules:
1) There are no rules.
2) See rule number 1.

Tom Brown
12-13-2006, 11:51 PM
Oh now you start with the rules. damn Canatards. :mad:
Guidelines! ... helpful suggestions. :D :D :D :D

Cas
12-13-2006, 11:59 PM
Guidelines! ... helpful suggestions. :D :D :D :D
can we post links to the lyric sites? nevermind, this is a boating site and can't do that sort of thing :hammerhea :D

bwillieb
12-14-2006, 12:25 AM
...............If Timothy Leary is listed as the song writer then its little easier to put in perspective...............It appears to be the writers metaphorical interpretation of events that may or may not have been real (There was a point in time when I actually understood what I just said).........

Playbuoy
12-14-2006, 12:30 AM
"Is that yo ass, or yo mama have reindeer?
Nelly- Shake ur Tailfeather
lol

Trailer Park Casanova
12-14-2006, 04:11 AM
Jimmy Buffet:
"Won't you please take your 14 year old drunken girlfriend home".

Boatcop
12-14-2006, 04:58 AM
Just about anything written by Donald Fagen and Walter Becker.

Jbb
12-14-2006, 05:31 AM
Guidelines! ... helpful suggestions. :D :D :D :D
Mr. Anarchy rules....:D Is all of a sudden, all about guidelines and suggestions......whats next comrade?...strict adherence to the rules?....beatings...?...spending a night in the box.....Czar Brown..... the hypocrite!:skull:

Debbolas
12-14-2006, 06:22 AM
Watch the White Queen runs so fast
She doesn't have time to make you a wife-YES
Play that funky music white boy ;)
Something about sitting by the Sound Machine
:confused:

Jbb
12-14-2006, 06:30 AM
Teddy sniffin glue...he was 12 years old.....fell from a roof on East 29..

Cheap Thrills
12-14-2006, 06:32 AM
Funkadellic ~ Maggot Brain.
(spoken)
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
Come on Maggot Brain
Go on Maggot Brain
T.

Debbolas
12-14-2006, 06:34 AM
Granny got run over by a reindeer..............
;)

Cheap Thrills
12-14-2006, 06:35 AM
Frank Zappa ~ Bobby Brown ( Goes Down) any relation Tom ??? LMAO....
Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her
Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich
(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)
Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fućked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess its still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i dont know which
(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)
So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An Ill do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down, etc.
T.

Debbolas
12-14-2006, 06:40 AM
Johnny Angel, cause I love him
and I know one day he'll love me :confused:
All you need is LOVE,
LOVE LOVE LOVE
LOVE LOVE LOVE
LOVE LOVE LOVE
there is nothing you can see that isn't shown :confused:
Loaded God Complex - Fallout Boy:confused:

Cas
12-14-2006, 08:01 AM
do wa ditty ditty dum ditty do :hammerhea

callbob4homes
12-14-2006, 08:18 AM
Just listened to Mark and Brian yesterday and they did the "dropping of the Yule Log". LMFAO. An old Disney actual recording that has to be listened to for the full effect.:mix:

Do F150's Float?
12-14-2006, 08:21 AM
What if i was just dreaming?
What if i lived in a pear?
What if i had a mustard drenched cucumber tied to my leg and i did not want my pants to get dirty?
Psychocillocybin runnin horny motherf*cker, trippin on his shoelace lookin for a hairy sucker ( :yuk: )
Old incubus lyrics, can't remember the name of the first song, the second is Psychocillocybin (i think?) :D Weird dudes i tell ya

Do F150's Float?
12-14-2006, 08:23 AM
didn't realize we had rules :mix: I editted one but Blinded by the Light needs the whole thing......it's pretty weird. I still like the song though.
And is on jack fm right now :rollside:

Schiada76
12-14-2006, 08:31 AM
Poodle bites, come on Frenchie, Poodle chews it..gnash.
My dick is a Harley 'ya kick it to start it
There once was a man a little old man who lived in Montreal...
With a wife and a dog and a car and a house and teenage daughter in a see through blouse who loved to grunt and ball!!!!!!
And her name was Magdaleana..........

Jetaholic
12-14-2006, 08:45 AM
Hotel California...
"We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"
should've been written...
"We haven't had that spirit here since the night we 69'ed"
:p

Devilman
12-14-2006, 09:11 AM
WeÂ’re sorry, YouÂ’ll just have to leave.
Unemployment runs out after just six weeks,
How does it feel to be a budget cut?
YouÂ’re snipped. You no longer exist,
Your numberÂ’s been purged from our central computer.
So we can rig the facts and sweep you under the rug.
See our chart? UnemploymentÂ’s going down,
If that ruins your life, thatÂ’s your problem.
WeÂ’re sorry, we hate to interrupt, but itÂ’s against the law
to jump off this bridge. YouÂ’ll just have to
kill yourself somewhere else. A tourist might see you
and we wouldnÂ’t want that.....
LMAO... freakin Dead Kennedys......:hammerhea

Debbolas
12-14-2006, 05:03 PM
:confused: We'll face unafraid
the plans we have made
walking in a winter wonderland :confused:

maxwedge
12-14-2006, 05:04 PM
He used to be a man with a stick in his hand
Hoop diddy diddy - Hoop diddy do
She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand
Hoop diddy diddy - Hoop diddy do
Now you've got soup in the laundry bag
Now you've got strings, you're gonna lose your rag
You're gettin' in a fight
Then it ain't so groovy when you're screaming in the night
Let me out of this cheap `B' movie
Headlong down the highway and you're rushing
Headlong out of control
Queen-Headlong

Tom Brown
12-14-2006, 05:09 PM
......whats next comrade?...strict adherence to the rules?....beatings...?
Beatings might improve morale.
...spending a night in the box.....Czar Brown..... the hypocrite!:skull:
Don't make me ban you with no mention of the reason why.

centerhill condor
12-14-2006, 05:13 PM
you be cool for 20 minutes and I'll pay you 20 grand...smuggler's blues.

GABACHOS_LBC
12-14-2006, 05:15 PM
"I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top, I'll never eat a PIG cuz a PIG is a COP"

maxwedge
12-14-2006, 05:31 PM
Flaming Lips-
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
Shell make ya breakfast
Shell make ya toast
She dont use butter
She dont use cheese
She dont use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline

RiverRatMike
12-14-2006, 05:49 PM
could see us holding hands
Running on the beach, our clothes in the sand
I can see us in the countryside
Sittin in the RHINO side by side
You could be my baby [be my baby]
Girl, you amaze me
Ain't gotta do nothin crazy
All I want you to do is be
[Chorus:] [2x]
My love [so don't give away]
My love [so don't give away]
My love [so don't give away]
Ain't no other woman that can take your spot

Debbolas
12-14-2006, 05:56 PM
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and Im out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Babys in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin Im insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Dont believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park
Yo. cut it.
Soy un perdedor
Im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

GABACHOS_LBC
12-14-2006, 05:56 PM
"Qualified to represent the LBC, ME, ME & LOUIE"
R.I.P. Bradley & Lou Dog

shueman
12-14-2006, 05:59 PM
Now We Dawn Our Gay Apparel....:sleeping:
Fla la la....

Jbb
12-14-2006, 06:08 PM
Don't make me ban you with no mention of the reason why.
Dont you mean.....again?....:skull:

Boatcop
12-14-2006, 07:02 PM
Ode to Brown. Courtesy of Weird Al. (To the tune of James Blunt's "You're Beautiful")
----------------
My life is brilliant
What? Was I too early?
Oh, sorry
Should I
Do you wanna start over?
Or keep going?
OK.
Now? Now?
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressing me
You're suffering from delusions of
Adequacy
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
Never had a date
That you couldn't inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well you just can't dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know
Still calls you "Fartypants"
But you'll always have a job
Well, I mean
As long as you still can work
That Slurpee machine
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
You're half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you're playin' Halo 2
Noone's classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Loser
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
You're pitiful
It's true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom
And you're forty two
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you
:D :D

cc322
12-14-2006, 07:03 PM
Kid Rock
They use to call me cruddy when my nose was phuckin runny, now I'm phuckin bunnys get in phuckin match box twenty money.

Bense468
12-14-2006, 07:28 PM
Well the motorcycle club had a party,
And all the young virgins were there.
And I found a blonde with little bitty titties
And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair.
Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world,
The ones my Daddy first told me,
And that was the beginning of my sexual life
And the end of my fantasy.
I said, "This'll only hurt for a little while,
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

Bense468
12-14-2006, 07:31 PM
And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever ****
A greasy nigger
LETS NOT GET STARTED WITH DAVID ALLAN COE LOL

Riomouse911
12-14-2006, 07:44 PM
My two favs:
"I was stormin' through the party like my name was El
Nino" Sum-41
"She's got an L.A. face, but an Oakland booty" Sir mix-a-lot

slowinhavasu
12-14-2006, 08:02 PM
........why is there corn in my shit when all I drank was beer....
Mke Delaney.....

Tom Brown
12-14-2006, 08:37 PM
Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
Phoebe :D

Powerquestboy
12-14-2006, 10:03 PM
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer....Johnny Cash
This bed is on fire
With passionate love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top......James - Laid
If your bottles empty help yourself to mine thank you for your time and here's to life...Refreshments

riverbound
12-14-2006, 10:08 PM
How many times must I bang your mom, before you realize we have something special......
How many times must I bang your mom, until you realize that Im your new Daddy.

CornWater
12-14-2006, 10:15 PM
You may eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans.
I eat more chicken any man ever seen....

bwillieb
12-14-2006, 10:40 PM
................You got me droolin'............You got me droolin"............You got me droolin'...... on my shoe...................

moneypit
12-14-2006, 11:21 PM
Kiss:Gene Simmons Unplugged Album
"When that bitch bends over, I forget my name"

SmokinLowriderSS
12-15-2006, 01:05 AM
Pretty much anything by Bob Dylan.
Doesn't Kimmie Hanson quote him a lot? WTF did he just say? :D :D

Mr. C
12-15-2006, 06:25 AM
FACE DOWN ASS UP!
THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO F*CK!
I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the night
Do the crazy thing while I f*ck all night
I make her do things like nothing before
And when I'm done, she'll always be sore
From the things I do when I'm f*ckin'
And when I'm tired, the bitches are suckin'
A double team with a friend of mine
Luke's in front and I'm behind
Just ridin' you like a pony
While you suck my dick, makin' me horny
Then all of a sudden we'll switch positions
Prop your ass up and freak the pushin'And when
I cum, you'll hear me roar
I'll treat any bitch like a *****
'Cause it's the way I like to f*ck
It's face down and ass up!

Riomouse911
12-15-2006, 09:55 AM
Tompall Glaser said it best:
Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Now go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
C'mon baby you can fill my pipe, then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe, and come and tell me why you're leavin' me.
Now don't I let you wash the car on Sundays... and don't I warn you when you're gettin fat.
Ain't I gonna take you fishin' with me someday...well a man can't love a woman more than that!
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister... don't I take her drivin' every night?
So sit here at my feet, 'cause I like you when you're sweet... and don't you know that it ain't feminine to fight?

franky
12-15-2006, 10:51 AM
My dick is a Harley 'ya kick it to start it
..........
ANY Frank Zapa works for me:
"How about you Dora, you want some mora, right here on the floora..."
"She had a snake for a pet, and an amulet, she was breeding a dwarf, but she wasn't done yet, she had grey green skin, and a dog wit ha grin..."
"The pajama people are boring me to pieces, they make me feel like I am wasting my time, they all got flannel up and down em, a little trap door back around em, and some cozy little footies on thir mind..."

Froggystyle
12-17-2006, 11:02 AM
Love... the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it...
The Bloodhound Gang "The Dirty Name"

Bense468
12-17-2006, 11:48 AM
Kiss me where it smells funny

BreastManWins
12-17-2006, 12:11 PM
Here are the lyrics for your favorite song err subject Brown:
Bathroom Song Lyrics
Look at me
Ain't I neat?
wouldn't you think the driver's completely out of his mind?
wouldn't you think I'm the girl
the girl who has to pee?
look at this van
there's no toilet
how many hours can one person hold it?
looking around here you'd think
sure, she's really gotta pee
I've got toilets and sinks aplenty
I've got toilet paper and towels galore
(you want bathrooms? I've got 20!)
but who cares?
There not here
Can you stop?
I wanna be where the bathrooms are
I wanna see wanna see 'em flushing
driving around on those
(what do you call 'em? oh, tires)
screaming at the driver you don't get to far
toliets are required for peeing, pooping
strolling along down a
(what's that word again?) oh, highway
up where they pee
up where they poop
up where they sit all day on the pot
wondering why
wish I could be
part of that group
what would I give
if I could pee
right in those toilets!
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/c/c2klyrics/bathroomsonglyrics.html

SnoopJonnyJon
12-17-2006, 04:49 PM
Movin' On- Metro
I've milked the cows and done the chores,
and now my wife got me scrubbing these floors.
She'll be moving on,
she'll soon be gone.
She pushed her luck
when she took the truck.
She'll be moving on.
Late one night I got drunk outside,
next thing I knew, I had me a bride.
She'll be moving on,
she'll soon be gone.
At a wife-swapping party I tried my luck,
all I got was two goats and a duck.
She'll be moving on,
she'll soon be gone.
I do my work through rain and hail,
I wish I could sell her at an auction sale.
She'll be moving on,
she'll soon be gone.
I sent her to town with fourteen goose,
but she don't know the front wheels is loose.
She'll be moving on,
she'll soon be gone,
When she tries to pass,
it'll be a mess.
she'll soon be gone.
This marriage of ours has ran its course,
too much effort to get a divorce.
She'll be moving on,
she'll soon be gone.
She pushed her luck
when she took my truck.
She'll be moving on.
I'm sitting here reading this instruction,
I ain't got no more tax deduction.
She's moving on,
she's really gone.
Too bad you're dead,
I'm really sad.
You're really gone.

Makinitdrip
12-17-2006, 06:03 PM
Johnny hates his life, beats his wife, douced the cat with gasoline

THEPISTONHEAD
12-19-2006, 07:50 AM
Me gusta mi reggae (I like my reggae)
Me gusta punk rock (I like punk rock)
pero la cosa que me gusta más es panochinta (but the thing I like most is pussy)
En el agua en el aire if you know who you are (in the water in the air if you know who you are)
Con el agua en el aire empieza a gritar (with the water, in the air begin to yell)
no tenga miedo, I'm your papi (don't be afraid, I'm your papi) take your chones y los manden a mÃ* (take your underwear and send them to me)
Caress Me Down - Sublime

Jbb
12-19-2006, 07:54 AM
I'm an American Bad Ass
Watch me kick, you can roll with Rock
Or you can suck my dick
I'm a porno flick, I'm like Amazing Grace
I'm gunna **** some hoes after I rock this place
Superfly living doublewide
Side car on my Glide so Tom Brown can ride
Kid Rock....:D

wright27
12-19-2006, 08:10 AM
F*ck her just to see the look on her face.........Red Hot Chilli Peppers