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Cas
12-15-2006, 07:17 AM
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahula, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how focking good I feel!!! :D

Hallett19
12-15-2006, 07:25 AM
Only if you had a half sniffed bag of coke that needed to be finished....

carreraelite
12-15-2006, 07:26 AM
LOL!! Gotta Follow The Dr.s Orders!!

BigDoug
12-15-2006, 07:28 AM
I think your on to something here !!.................................that was funny :)

RitcheyRch
12-15-2006, 07:36 AM
Guess might have to try that.

acatitude
12-15-2006, 07:38 AM
way to go CAS. lol

a catered life
12-15-2006, 07:40 AM
dam no vodka:confused:

catman-do
12-15-2006, 07:45 AM
I feel the need for a similar prescription in the near future!

Froggystyle
12-15-2006, 08:59 AM
Only if you had a half sniffed bag of coke that needed to be finished....
The mythical half-sniffed bag of coke... right next to the unicorn.
That is the biggest problem with coke-heads... they can't stop until the bag is gone.

Cas
12-15-2006, 09:09 AM
Only if you had a half sniffed bag of coke that needed to be finished....
actually, I've never tried it and really don't have a desire to. I have so many allergies that it's bad enough putting air up my nose :D

Throttle
12-15-2006, 11:13 AM
does that mean that if i start a bottle of jack, i gotta finish it... yahooooo!

Cheap Thrills
12-15-2006, 11:22 AM
That reminds me , I had to pinch a short loaf and put down my new issue of Car Craft this morning due to the damn phone riging off the hook. Think I'll go finish..:D
T.

beaverretriever
12-15-2006, 11:58 AM
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahula, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how focking good I feel!!! :D
ROTFLMAO :shift:

Wheeler
12-15-2006, 05:45 PM
My first, laugh of the day. Thanks!

EAZYKILLER2006
12-20-2006, 10:07 PM
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil
proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahula, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how focking good I feel!!! :D
FINISH THE WIFE OFF LOL.... i dont know ya ...dont know why i put that ..u probably dont have a wife ...just bored i guess...i just want some more funny ass shait like before ...like the blown thread ...cum on peeps :sleeping: SIGH