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5/8 hondo
12-20-2006, 04:19 PM
Found this great deal on a 140 mph drag boat.....will do it like nobodys business. LMAO!!!! Wanted to see the comments on here.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170062925189&fromMakeTrack=true

Moneypitt
12-20-2006, 04:33 PM
Found this great deal on a 140 mph drag boat.....will do it like nobodys business. LMAO!!!! Wanted to see the comments on here.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170062925189&fromMakeTrack=true
It's all a joke, right???......Mystery motor? Yeah, right.........MP

396_WAYS_TO_SPIT
12-20-2006, 04:34 PM
Well I guess that it will do 140 baceause its a v-drive :rolleyes:

Fiat48
12-20-2006, 04:36 PM
"Its one of the wildest boats I have ever owned. Its a 140mph boat. it will do it like nobodys business also. 0-to 120mph like that. with the quickness they say. we named the boat constapated. Never got around to putting it on the boat but thats the name she has been given over the years."
I think the name is appropriate.

olbiezer
12-20-2006, 05:11 PM
u guys are forgetting that the 140mph is ebay speed (thats a secret formula for figureing speed only ebay people know) i may get kicked out of the ebay family for telling u this , but, that around 65 on a gps on a good day if the 396 dont blow up on ya,,,,,,and u get rid of the 40 lbs of leaves out of the hull before running.....:)

snake321
12-20-2006, 05:22 PM
click on sellers other items.
He wrote novels for each of those too....

QuickJet
12-20-2006, 05:24 PM
Ha ha ha, you guys are fools. I bought the boat and now I'm going to talk mad shitt in the bench racers section!!!!!
Y'all DON'T WANT NONE!!!!

supersoaker509
12-20-2006, 06:08 PM
In California can you get a boat registered with out a title :idea:

TPI
12-20-2006, 06:15 PM
That could be one of the funniest things I have ever read! It almost sounds like he believes his own story:D

GofastRacer
12-20-2006, 06:20 PM
I've seen a lot of whoppers on E-Bay before but this takes the cake, that is too funny!..:D :D

Jay Vern
12-20-2006, 06:58 PM
The trailer with this boat won't handle 140 mph.

thatguy
12-20-2006, 07:40 PM
SWEEEEEET!!!
I gotta get over to the spam section and start huntin' for a shoebox and fin. Gotta get rid of that brodix junk and get the good stuff!! One thing is for damn sure, I gotta get a mystery motor.

707dog
12-20-2006, 08:02 PM
that thing looks like it hasnt touched water since the 60's!!

phebus
12-20-2006, 08:10 PM
Does he sell fuel pumps? :D

Roaddogg 4040
12-20-2006, 09:06 PM
You got to understand that it is a V-Drive-Jet... Thats why it can go 140 !!!:D :D
Steve

mbrown2
12-20-2006, 09:14 PM
And to think I needed to spend over 80K building a Bezer to go 120, and I can this 140Mph boat...who wudddaa thought! :)

Running_on_Empty
12-20-2006, 11:26 PM
look i don't know about 140mph unless quick jet is pushin 'ya...lol.....i'm from indiana i'll give u 25000 and pick it up tonight

Running_on_Empty
12-20-2006, 11:26 PM
2500 kind of buzzed

QuickJet
12-21-2006, 12:05 AM
You got to understand that it is a V-Drive-Jet... Thats why it can go 140 !!!:D :D
Steve
So the V-drive is responsable for the 100 mph and the jet covers the 40mph. Got it! :eek:

QuickJet
12-21-2006, 12:06 AM
look i don't know about 140mph unless quick jet is pushin 'ya...lol.....i'm from indiana i'll give u 25000 and pick it up tonight
Damn straight. Now your talkin from my camp!!!

Running_on_Empty
12-21-2006, 12:13 AM
just lol...1500

Running_on_Empty
12-21-2006, 12:15 AM
does this boat also come with a delorean that goes back in time? 1.21 giggawatts

thatguy
12-21-2006, 06:11 AM
Everyone knows you ain't gittin' the "Flux-capacitor" for that price. It will be diss-installed from the mystery motor and then the boat will do its standard 40 MPH. WITH the v-jet prop shoebox fin engaged. Speed will vary depending on warp factor, and number of skiers being killed at once.
At least it sounds like he has had fun in it, which is the only reason to have a fast boat in my opinion.:D :D

Moneypitt
12-21-2006, 08:25 AM
That could be one of the funniest things I have ever read! It almost sounds like he believes his own story:D
Yes, I think he really thinks that POS will go that fast. That is sad. Somebody should tell him it aint safe at 40 mph. I wonder if this boat was in that other thread about all those cars and parts for 1.5 mil?....Another real tool....MP

Jordy
12-21-2006, 08:34 AM
And to think I needed to spend over 80K building a Bezer to go 120, and I can this 140Mph boat...who wudddaa thought! :)
There's your problem, you were building a single purpose flattie, this one is more diverse:
Its built for Drag Race or hydro racing but it could be used for smaller lakes like where I live.
You can drag race it or hydro race it, or just use it for a lake boat, but only on smaller lakes and only on Sunday, never on Tuesday. 140mph here I come!!! :D :D :D

abraman1326
12-21-2006, 11:44 AM
Yeah, I bet he lives at 400 Oak St. K Mart Sucks!!! Yeah. Later needs to lay off the meds. Why didn't he tell everyone it hit 140ft. under water not 140 mph...
BRA

WYRD
12-21-2006, 12:32 PM
The trailer with this boat won't handle 140 mph.
You could buy laters trailer:D

dumbandyoung
12-21-2006, 02:52 PM
damn a boat like that will get chicks showing you their titts in the channel for sure!