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cdog
12-23-2006, 11:38 AM
Does anyone want to take mine for a ride in a boat that'll sink? Preferably, in the deep pacific. Iツ値l pay for gas!:mad: :mad: :mad:

wsuwrhr
12-23-2006, 11:39 AM
Does anyone want to take mine for a ride in a boat that'll sink? Preferably, in the deep pacific. Iツ値l pay for gas!:mad: :mad: :mad:
Laughs

ratso
12-23-2006, 11:40 AM
It seems to me, at least what I've seen, aren't there more problems with wives and the mother in law than there are with husbands and the mother in law?

99 232 baja
12-23-2006, 11:40 AM
Is there room for my mother-in-law?

ratso
12-23-2006, 11:42 AM
My first wife and my mom got into a hair pulling fist fight...:jawdrop: Ah yes, 1982 was a year to remember.:D

MOSHEIM
12-23-2006, 11:48 AM
how cute honey $ JG's mom fighting 4 u

cdog
12-23-2006, 11:49 AM
I've said it before. My wife's mother is amazing. She knows ABSOLUTLY everything about jack shit! I'm not making her feel welcomed because I'm allergic to her dog. (Said with tears). What A fukkin nut.:mad:

chub
12-23-2006, 11:52 AM
My Mother in Law is great. She smacks the wife when she starts to even say anything to me. She doesn't speak much english so I never hear any bitching and she can drink like a real woman.
Oh did I mention they used to own a cafe.
They don't call me Chub for nothin.

AltarGirl
12-23-2006, 12:08 PM
LOL, that's too funny. I'm sure many people feel that way during the holidays especially!

RitcheyRch
12-23-2006, 12:11 PM
Thats why you need to live 1000's of miles away from them. Mine lived 4 blocks from me and couldnt stand it.

cdog
12-23-2006, 12:14 PM
What get's me is all my girl friends parents from the past all love me to this day. I was raised to be a gentleman and 99% of the time I do and say the right thing. My wife even noticed while at a wedding we ran into an ex's mom who spoke the world of me.
This woman is impossible. O well looks like I'll be hiding in the garage for the next couple of days.:)

havifun
12-23-2006, 12:20 PM
Does anyone want to take mine for a ride in a boat that'll sink? Preferably, in the deep pacific. Iツ値l pay for gas!:mad: :mad: :mad:
Christmas or not, keep her out of the picture, :idea: In the long run where will be less problems.

Jetaholic
12-23-2006, 12:22 PM
If you pile up enough mother in laws into any boat, it'll sink...:crossx:

HocusPocus
12-23-2006, 12:23 PM
Thats why you need to live 1000's of miles away from them. Mine lived 4 blocks from me and couldnt stand it.
my wifes parents live right behind me on the same property in a 2000 sq ft guest house we built for them. still not sure how i got talked into that one, must have been right after sex when i was dozing off.

EAZYKILLER2006
12-23-2006, 12:24 PM
Does anyone want to take mine for a ride in a boat that'll sink? Preferably, in the deep pacific. Iツ値l pay for gas!:mad: :mad: :mad:
do what my hubby did ...keep her away...it worked for us~ and i didnt get blamed ...lol she hated him anyway..MOMMY STRAIGHTENED UP REALLY QUICK...she is great now...SHE knows whos boss and life is sooomuch better...;)

havifun
12-23-2006, 12:30 PM
What get's me is all my girl friends parents from the past all love me to this day. I was raised to be a gentleman and 99% of the time I do and say the right thing. My wife even noticed while at a wedding we ran into an ex's mom who spoke the world of me.
This woman is impossible. O well looks like I'll be hiding in the garage for the next couple of days.:)
IT might take a few times.. but set her staight NOW...many years with her...no headache is worth it. Hey an talk to the wife...no mother in law can know shit about ANYTHING...unless she heard it from SOMEONE...;) ;)

RitcheyRch
12-23-2006, 12:32 PM
I feel for you man.
my wifes parents live right behind me on the same property in a 2000 sq ft guest house we built for them. still not sure how i got talked into that one, must have been right after sex when i was dozing off.

cdog
12-23-2006, 12:46 PM
It窶冱 well known that her mom is a nut. She is only tolerated because she is all my wife has left as family. Her father was run over by a fire truck while practicing for a bicycle race. He was a prominent architect in AZ and she was just a dumb ass with his check book. She was once in the money so she thinks somehow she's an authority on everything.
My wife and I have a great relationship and have been married for 4 great years. I MUST REALLY BE IN LOVE TO PUT UP THIS SHIT!:D
Merry Christmas everyone!

Trailer Park Casanova
12-23-2006, 01:21 PM
Does anyone want to take mine for a ride in a boat that'll sink? Preferably, in the deep pacific. Iツ値l pay for gas!:mad: :mad: :mad:
Jungle Cruise at Disneyland, the last words from the ride operator,
"push the Mother in Law overboard now".
-Behind every bad divorce is a mother in law.

SmokinLowriderSS
12-23-2006, 01:24 PM
Check with Later, I hear he nearly drowned. :idea:

Huckleberry
12-23-2006, 01:25 PM
Nothing wrong with the M-I-L. Will you take an ex-wife on the boat for me though???

JetBoatRich
12-23-2006, 04:59 PM
Mi M-I-L will be here any minute for the weekend:sqeyes:

shueman
12-23-2006, 05:07 PM
Mine's been here 20 years....:eek:

HocusPocus
12-23-2006, 05:16 PM
Mine's been here 20 years....:eek:
damnitboy! mine has only been here on my property for 4 years, although it feels like 20:D

shueman
12-23-2006, 05:49 PM
my NUT CASE sister n law will be here too,she just got a tit job so maybe she will bust them out for just for fun:D
Just beggin for a...
http://209.85.12.232/5284/3/emo/worthlesswopics.gif
Check those camera batteries....:D

Baja Big Dog
12-23-2006, 06:06 PM
Dont bitch, I loved my MIL...her fricken crazy daughter was the problem.....

Old Texan
12-23-2006, 07:37 PM
My buddy told me the other day his Mother in law's goal in life is to outlive him by 15 minutes so she can make sure his remaining life is miserable....:devil:

C-2
12-23-2006, 07:44 PM
And to think CDog was asking about boat storage...yeah right!
You can always bring up either to our Horse property in Riverside. Boat storage is free, MIL disposal will cost ya.:eek: :eek:

rmarion
12-23-2006, 08:22 PM
I wish mine was still alive.........:(

38687
12-23-2006, 09:33 PM
my NUT CASE sister n law will be here too,she just got a tit job so maybe she will bust them out for just for fun:D
They allways love to flash them fresh titties. I dont think they give a shit who see them either.