Grandpa Rankin
12-25-2006, 03:58 PM
Twas christmas all day
And not a visit was paid
Rankin needed some action
needed to get laid
He was feeling a bit crass
And found a big long crank snout
Stuck the snout in his ass
And rode that crankshaft all out
It felt a bit heinus
As it rammed into he
Then it sliced up his anus
As that snout was double-keyed
He left poop in the keyways
And the smell made him cough
Rankin handled it his way
Yes, he licked that shit off
As he lay on his bed
Crankshaft by his side
He said, “you’re the best I’ve had
I’ll take another ride.”
Then he stood the snout upright
Lubed it up, moaned “I want it”
Repositioned his bunghole
And slid right down upon it
If you wonder how Rankin
Could be used to such mass
It’s ‘cause he’s already accustomed
To that stick in his ass
Instead of being a man
Hanging it up, saying, “thank you”
He publicly displays he canÂ’t handle
That the Guru can spank YOU
And not a visit was paid
Rankin needed some action
needed to get laid
He was feeling a bit crass
And found a big long crank snout
Stuck the snout in his ass
And rode that crankshaft all out
It felt a bit heinus
As it rammed into he
Then it sliced up his anus
As that snout was double-keyed
He left poop in the keyways
And the smell made him cough
Rankin handled it his way
Yes, he licked that shit off
As he lay on his bed
Crankshaft by his side
He said, “you’re the best I’ve had
I’ll take another ride.”
Then he stood the snout upright
Lubed it up, moaned “I want it”
Repositioned his bunghole
And slid right down upon it
If you wonder how Rankin
Could be used to such mass
It’s ‘cause he’s already accustomed
To that stick in his ass
Instead of being a man
Hanging it up, saying, “thank you”
He publicly displays he canÂ’t handle
That the Guru can spank YOU