Heeeeellllllppppppp

[lucky]

Ok - last week company party = free drinks= poor judgment = in shit
Ok - I broke one of my rules (never Pee in the company pool, cause your going to taste it ) - Myself and a lady in the office kinda hit it off - Things are progressing faster than I like - just to clarify - I didn't nail her that night - she wants to buy a ticket for me to fly down to her house and nail her - which if i didn't work so closly with her , would be no Problem - we have both been at the company for 15 + years - I'm feeling like she is feeling alot more commited than i am ! any way to bow out gracfully - or am i focked ? :idea:

[Sleek-Jet]

Never get your honey where you make your bread....
Yer focked... unless you can convice her to call it off...

[wright27]

Bail out now.
The longer you wait the bigger dick you will be in the end. JMO

[NOTALENT]

Just be honest....you would be suprised how well it works...:D
Tell her your not intrested in a relationship and are just having fun. If she continues to pursue you....its fair game.:devil:

[Moneypitt]

So, fly down and nail it!!!!! Whats to lose? It just might be something you've been looking for all your life. Nothing ventured, nothing gained..........MP

[Parker Dreamin]

It would help the professionals out if you could post a pic, will me much easier to make the right call.

[lucky]

It would help the professionals out if you could post a pic, will me much easier to make the right call.
umm - how about the one she photo chopped of us togethter ?
:eek:

[godfather]

umm - how about the one she photo chopped of us togethter ?
:eek:
:eek:

[NOTALENT]

umm - how about the one she photo chopped of us togethter ?
:eek:
Ok....so now the story changes:eek: ....that right there tells you to fockin run through the door...believe me...I know from expierience and its no fun!!! If you werent going to see her again I would say hit it, but seems like you are soo...bail!

[abraman1326]

umm - how about the one she photo chopped of us togethter ?
:eek:
= Red Flag!!!

[460 jus getn it]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Get out now, these things never end good. Just tell her your GAY.:D

[wright27]

umm - how about the one she photo chopped of us togethter ?
:eek:
Run like the wind Lucky!

[lucky]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Get out now, these things never end good. Just tell her your GAY.:D
lmao -thats what i told my friend i was going to say lmao

[Mr. Crusader 83]

hit it and split it. lets see a pic

[Thorsinc]

Tell her you have a really bad case of warts

[460 jus getn it]

lmao -thats what i told my friend i was going to say lmao
For reals, dont do it man. Your setting yourself up for a problem.

[lucky]

i know
-- i'm not thatttttt wack :D

[acatitude]

damn Id get out of there..... Give her ratso's number:D

[OGShocker]

Ok - last week company party = free drinks= poor judgment = in shit
Ok - I broke one of my rules (never Pee in the company pool, cause your going to taste it ) - Myself and a lady in the office kinda hit it off - Things are progressing faster than I like - just to clarify - I didn't nail her that night - she wants to buy a ticket for me to fly down to her house and nail her - which if i didn't work so closly with her , would be no Problem - we have both been at the company for 15 + years - I'm feeling like she is feeling alot more commited than i am ! any way to bow out gracfully - or am i focked ? :idea:
My house would have been safer!!!
Good luck!

[lucky]

My house would have been safer!!!
Good luck!
no shit !!!!!:D :D

[Baja Big Dog]

OK OK IM gonna take one for the "TEAM", send me the ticket and ILL take her for a spin....I wont enjoy it but its what I do give...give....give....

[lucky]

OK OK IM gonna take one for the "TEAM", send me the ticket and ILL take her for a spin....I wont enjoy it but its what I do give...give....give....
glad i have friends --

[roostwear]

Ya know,sometimes when you're sitting around having a cold one, reflecting on life and you say to yourself "how could I have been so focking stupid not to see that one coming?". Well, it's coming.......

[phebus]

I say hit it, and if you start having second thoughts, or feelings of guilt, go back and hit it again.
Then, see if she has a sister or a girlfriend......:D

[GHT]

Ok - last week company party = free drinks= poor judgment = in shit
Ok - I broke one of my rules (never Pee in the company pool, cause your going to taste it ) - Myself and a lady in the office kinda hit it off - Things are progressing faster than I like - just to clarify - I didn't nail her that night - she wants to buy a ticket for me to fly down to her house and nail her - which if i didn't work so closly with her , would be no Problem - we have both been at the company for 15 + years - I'm feeling like she is feeling alot more commited than i am ! any way to bow out gracfully - or am i focked ? :idea:
Sounds like you still have time.. It seems like you'll only be "focked" IF you Fock.... Might want to RUN, that is unless you are having some mutual serious feelings (which it sounds like you do) or you wouldn't have to ask the question your asking.:idea:

[HM]

Lucky talking about a woman....who would have thought this possible.....
It is just a figure of speech...he means "catcher"

[lucky]

Lucky talking about a woman....who would have thought this possible.....
yea - I like women as much as hansen likes labattes blue -der buddy :D

[lucky]

Sounds like you still have time.. It seems like you'll only be "focked" IF you Fock.... Might want to RUN, that is unless you are having some mutual serious feelings (which it sounds like you do) or you wouldn't have to ask the question your asking.:idea:
she was interesting ..... but now i just don't want to affect work !

[beaverretriever]

she wants to buy a ticket for me to fly down to her house and nail her - which if i didn't work so closly with her , would be no Problem
It doesn't sound like you work that close together if you need to FLY down to her house... I dont see a problem :devil:

[Phat Al]

Hit it!

[Jetaholic]

Hit it...wait till you're in the mood again...then hit it again...
And only contact her when you wanna hit it. If she contacts you, talk about hittin' it again...make it all about fockin'...she'll get the idea...
If that's all she wants you for, then you're in! If not, bail! It's just that simple...:D

[wright27]

It doesn't sound like you work that close together if you need to FLY down to her house... I dont see a problem :devil:
That is what I was thinking.

[AZKC]

I say hit it, and if you start having second thoughts, or feelings of guilt, go back and hit it again.
Then, see if she has a sister or a girlfriend......:D
Ding. And if ya dont yer a Fag:D

[Jordy]

So what you're actually saying is you can't close and she's now giving you a second chance to seal the deal huh??? Fag. :D :D :D

[GHT]

she was interesting ..... but now i just don't want to affect work !
Lets see...... You have to fly there, (long distance) you work together, (work relationship), and she WAS interesting. Sounds like a BUNCH of future work problems, rumors (aren't there enough on HB for ya?) from co-workers, distance issues, headaches, and it sounds like there was a lot of alcohol consumed.
This is an example of when it is good to run from problems and not face them. Just my .02

[Rexone]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Get out now, these things never end good. Just tell her your GAY.:D
Yep as someone else said just tell her the truth.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Just tell her your herpes flared up & you need to push the trip back a week.

[phebus]

I'm trying to figure out which thread is more gay. This one, or the vacum cleaner one? :D

[BigDogIvan]

If your not working in the same department I see it as free game. I met my wife when we were working for the same company just over 19 years ago. The long distance may take a toll but what do you have to loose by testing the waters. :wink:

[TAF]

1. Yes, I've seen a pic of her and she's as "HOT" as they come.
2. You might have seen her 1 or 2 times a year and she lives in So. Cal and you in No. Cal.
3. You told me yer self you had a great time DANCING w/ her.
4. Don't be afraid to see where in leads or possibly expect just as much trouble for not "tapping it". If yer gunna have problems you might as well enjoy a reason for it.
Been there, .........................:idea:

[ratso]

If you like her hit it. If you don't, then tell her an ex has come back into the picture. I don't believe in lying, but that's the way I would go with it to spare hurting her feelings. If she still persists, that probably means she is a stalker or psycho, and of course you don't want to pass the opportunity up then lol...:D

[TAF]

If you like her hit it. If you don't, then tell her an ex has come back into the picture. I don't believe in lying, but that's the way I would go with it to spare hurting her feelings. If she still persists, that probably means she is a stalker or psycho, and of course you don't want to pass the opportunity up then lol...:D
Scary:idea: but wild!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :jawdrop: Oh my! Psycho :devil: chicks are great but scary

[centerhill condor]

Bail out now.
The longer you wait the bigger dick you will be in the end. JMO
couldn't have said it better myself.

[TAF]

Bail out now.
The longer you wait the bigger dick you will be in the end. JMO
I thought you'd want the bigger :sqeyes: dick?:eek: :jawdrop:

[Mrs.Racer277]

My house would have been safer!!!
Good luck!
LOL
That is what I was thinking. :D

[acatitude]

well if you havent slept with her yet just BE AWARE::::::
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on
her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?"
he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery." OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH_T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fatboy95]

Ok - last week company party = free drinks= poor judgment = in shit
Ok - I broke one of my rules (never Pee in the company pool, cause your going to taste it ) - Myself and a lady in the office kinda hit it off - Things are progressing faster than I like - just to clarify - I didn't nail her that night - she wants to buy a ticket for me to fly down to her house and nail her - which if i didn't work so closly with her , would be no Problem - we have both been at the company for 15 + years - I'm feeling like she is feeling alot more commited than i am ! any way to bow out gracfully - or am i focked ? :idea:
Get in line. Everyone else has nailed her. Why lose your job over a chunk of butt?

[Mrs.Racer277]

Ya might as well tag it. If you don't you'll be wonderin all the rest of your days if it was any good. If it's nothing special just tell her, she might just want some tutoring on a regular basis.
Last resort, if she won't go away, call me and Baja an we'll pay her a visit an splain that you're already engaged to a friend of ours, RIVER DAVE, :jawdrop: and we don't want his heart broken by a no-account floozy.:rolleyes:
Rio
LMAO
Lucky-Just be honest :D

[topless]

I thought you'd want the bigger :sqeyes: dick?:eek: :jawdrop:you forgot the "in the end" part.:D

[Schiada76]

Tell her the treatments aren't quite done yet but as soon as the sores go away you're all over it.:D

[CBadDad]

Bail out now.
The longer you wait the bigger dick you will be in the end. JMO
That's funny, cuz I was thinking that it doesn't matter how well you're hung, once you break up she will tell everyone you work with the you got a teeny tiny weenie.

[Debbolas]

Ok, the photo chopped pic kinda freaks me out.....Unless she is 15, that isn't something normal women do.....(I don't think) Bring her to twins and we can all vote on it :D

[Biglue]

If you have any interest in her and she's not in a position to affect your job in the company, hit it. Feel her out and see if she can be a cool fock buddy. If you think about it, she would not want people knowing she was banging around with her coleagues (sp?), I doubt you have anything to worry about unless she is in a position to fire you like I mentioned earlier.
Does this mean you and 460 are, floggin each others dophins anymore? :eek: :D

[lucky]

one thing i can always count on is ... great advice -- should'da hit og's house :)
Hey - do you think Rd would run block for me -- ya know bait and switch ?:D

[beerjet]

I say take it right to the back door and she'll never wanna see you again . If she likes it , then consider yourself LUCKY , she's a keeper.

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Ok - last week company party = free drinks= poor judgment = in shit
Ok - I broke one of my rules (never Pee in the company pool, cause your going to taste it ) - Myself and a lady in the office kinda hit it off - Things are progressing faster than I like - just to clarify - I didn't nail her that night - she wants to buy a ticket for me to fly down to her house and nail her - which if i didn't work so closly with her , would be no Problem - we have both been at the company for 15 + years - I'm feeling like she is feeling alot more commited than i am ! any way to bow out gracfully - or am i focked ? :idea:
go... and dont "do her".... then no hard feelings... and you guys can be friends... and and and and ...plus, it might not even be "that she wants ya like that"...im sure if she's (not a bugga bear, she can find sex...) and ...lol ~~~if u are considering "IT" she must be ...at least "alright" ...:devil: well HECK :devil: when i put my shait "OUT THERE" i had to hear some shait...sooo now... "you put your shait out there"~LOL ..."you get to here some shait":idea:

[photo chick]

Ok - last week company party = free drinks= poor judgment = in shit
Ok - I broke one of my rules (never Pee in the company pool, cause your going to taste it ) - Myself and a lady in the office kinda hit it off - Things are progressing faster than I like - just to clarify - I didn't nail her that night - she wants to buy a ticket for me to fly down to her house and nail her - which if i didn't work so closly with her , would be no Problem - we have both been at the company for 15 + years - I'm feeling like she is feeling alot more commited than i am ! any way to bow out gracfully - or am i focked ? :idea:
Geezz Lucky.... and I thought you were gay.... tee hee j/k!!! I've seen a picture of her....What's the problem...BUY YOUR OWN TICKET!!! go see her and tell her what you're thinking.... Why is it you can post the question here but not tell her your position????? So you work at the same company, you're not in the same office are you? Big difference! Bottom line is "Do what you want not what others suggest!!!!!":D :rolleyes:

[Garrddogg]

Ya know,sometimes when you're sitting around having a cold one, reflecting on life and you say to yourself "how could I have been so focking stupid not to see that one coming?". Well, it's coming.......
That shits funny right there! and SO true..!!..:eek:

[Misogynist]

damn Id get out of there..... Give her ratso's number:D
Roflmao........... hahahahahahahahah......... :D

[Misogynist]

I say hit it, and if you start having second thoughts, or feelings of guilt, go back and hit it again.
Then, see if she has a sister or a girlfriend......:D
Hmmmmmmm.. that sounds familiar..... :sqeyes:

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Geezz Lucky.... and I thought you were gay.... tee hee j/k!!! I've seen a picture of her....What's the problem...BUY YOUR OWN TICKET!!! go see her and tell her what you're thinking.... Why is it you can post the question here but not tell her your position????? So you work at the same company, you're not in the same office are you? Big difference! Bottom line is "Do what you want not what others suggest!!!!!":D :rolleyes:
BEST ADVICE SOO FAR...LOL:)

[havifun]

best Advice Soo Far...lol:)
Do It! Don't Forget The Pictures

[Cheyenne372]

In the words of my dad....the smartest man in the world.....
NEVER DIP YOUR PEN IN COMPANY INK!

[Baja Big Dog]

Tell her your a lab rat, and youll need to do her for science!!!
Otherwise call me and Rio, well be ther:) e in a flash!!

[wright27]

I say take it right to the back door and she'll never wanna see you again . If she likes it , then consider yourself LUCKY , she's a keeper.
LMFAO!!!

[lucky]

so i watched fatal attraction last night -- and ammm yea !:D

[Moneypitt]

[QUOTE=photo chick;2313686]Geezz Lucky.... and I thought you were gay.... I've seen a picture of her....What's the problem...QUOTE]
How do you get a pic and we don't. This thread is useless without pics......MP

[Sherpa]

don't get your pussy where you get your paycheck.
--Sherpa

[lucky]

don't get your pussy where you get your paycheck.
--Sherpa
10/fur

[photo chick]

[QUOTE=photo chick;2313686]Geezz Lucky.... and I thought you were gay.... I've seen a picture of her....What's the problem...QUOTE]
How do you get a pic and we don't. This thread is useless without pics......MP
Guess I'm connected......tee hee...TAF sent me a picture of her....she's very attractive but if she's a fatal attraction chick...stay away Chris!!!!! I've changed my advice!

[TAF]

[QUOTE=Moneypitt;2314310]
Guess I'm connected......tee hee...TAF sent me a picture of her....she's very attractive but if she's a fatal attraction chick...stay away Chris!!!!! I've changed my advice!
:mad: If you don't hear from me after the long weekend send out the posse!
Lucky sent her packing my direction and supposedly there's a hitching:( or a linching :eek: gunna happen, Thanks a lot, I guess I got what I deserved, but don't expect me to tell you about Lucky.:D

[lucky]

[QUOTE=photo chick;2314742]
:mad: If you don't hear from me after the long weekend send out the posse!
Lucky sent her packing my direction and supposedly there's a hitching:( or a linching :eek: gunna happen, Thanks a lot, I guess I got what I deserved, but don't expect me to tell you about Lucky.:D
YOU for got the "it" part rob --- It always gets you in the end lmao

[Dave C]

I can't believe you are talking about this... are you gay?
you should be bangin it like a screen door in a hurricane.
be damn with the consequences..... after you nail it, your still the man! :D

[TAF]

[QUOTE=TAF;2315829]
YOU for got the "it" part rob --- It always gets you in the end lmao
Very observant:idea: I'll have to watch what I say and how I say "it":sqeyes: