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EAZYKILLER2006
12-30-2006, 10:36 PM
Just pick one!
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut THE F* up ... STOP &
pick the stereotype that fits you...:devil:
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ****ing them all.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a *****...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a *****
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking *****.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ****ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every guy i see is hot.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

No Name
12-30-2006, 10:43 PM
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction.....:D :D

EAZYKILLER2006
12-30-2006, 10:57 PM
Just pick one!
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut THE F* up ... STOP &
pick the stereotype that fits you...:devil:
ILL B 1ST...
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. ~Huh? thought it was anorexic? no
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.~no
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun~.no
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz~no
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.~oh here we go~MAYBE LOL
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.~?
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.~?
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f***ing them all.~;) LOL YEA!!!
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.~NO
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.~GOSH I HOPE NOT...
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.~YEA
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.~ SHHH i wont tell
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.~yepper
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.~definitley
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.~wow
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.~wow
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.~?
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.~no
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.~lol
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.~lol
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.~yepper
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.~i guess
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.~naw
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.~lol
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.~no
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a W****...~lol
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a *****~lol no
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.~no lol
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.~i hope not, mijo is too...
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.~no
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.~no
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.~no
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.~lol
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.~no
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.~lol no
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.~ya hoe!
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking *****.~ya slut hoe biatch
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.~ya hoe
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals~?
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.~wow
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!~no
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.~lol oh reeeallly?
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.~ya nerdy dork
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.~?
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.~?
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.~maybe
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.~no
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ****ing them all.~lol yepper
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.~lolmaybe
I have BiG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.~oh hell ya
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.~?
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.~hoe
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.~maybe...
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.~?
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO~naw just a hoe
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.~ya hoe
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited~naw
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13~lol
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy~no
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy~no
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas~no
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction~lol
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude~ya lying hoe
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violenti.~lol
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.~or both?
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.~sure who doesnt
I'm BI so I MUST think every guy i see is hot.~ya hoe
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.~yepper fur sure...
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.~could be...
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.~lying hoe
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7~maybe
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals~gosh i hope not...
that was 2 long and boring

EAZYKILLER2006
12-30-2006, 10:58 PM
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction.....:D :D
cum on ya can do better than that ...i said pick a few...lol:rolleyes:

No Name
12-30-2006, 11:08 PM
cum on ya can do better than that ...i said pick a few...lol:rolleyes:
I could pick more then a few but I’m to busy getting stoned…….:)
But I did fix one of them for you.
I have a DCLB so I MUST love black socks and kool-aid....;)

EAZYKILLER2006
12-30-2006, 11:15 PM
I could pick more then a few but I’m to busy getting stoned…….:)
But I did fix one of them for you.
I have a DCLB so I MUST love black socks and kool-aid....;)
and have a big ....:sqeyes: ta go with your black socks?

beerjet
12-31-2006, 01:16 AM
I overpaid for a golf cart made by Yamaha that for some reason needs more parts to be cool enough to ride in so I must be retarded. :devil:
Sorry , I had to. :D

vmjtc3
12-31-2006, 03:36 AM
I own enough guns to arm an army platoon so I must belong to some kinda militia.:rolleyes:

photo chick
12-31-2006, 07:21 AM
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I own enough guns to supply an army platoon
I speak my mind, therefor I'm a bitch!
a few others apply but ......

Boatcop
12-31-2006, 07:29 AM
That just about sums it up.
:D

EAZYKILLER2006
12-31-2006, 09:22 AM
:supp: I overpaid for a golf cart made by Yamaha that for some reason needs more parts to be cool enough to ride in so I must be retarded. :devil:
Sorry , I had to. :D
:supp: http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q71/eazykiller2006/rhinolaurieingarage.jpg:sqeyes:

BadKachina
12-31-2006, 11:32 AM
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
What does this mean??? My teenager is always talking about being "straight edge". Is this why he's been getting into fights lately? :idea:

vmjtc3
12-31-2006, 10:52 PM
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
What does this mean??? My teenager is always talking about being "straight edge". Is this why he's been getting into fights lately? :idea:
Straight edge means no drinking no drug's no smoking basicly "straight".
It is usualy assosiated with punk rock and skin heads but not limited to them and not all of them are straight edge.
Straight Edge (sXe, xXx, or "Edge") refers to a lifestyle, a personal commitment, a philosophy, and a subculture that is closely associated with hardcore punk music. Straight edgers abstain from recreational drugs, including tobacco and alcohol. Some followers of the straight-edge philosophy also abstain from promiscuous sex, the regular use of painkillers, and the intake of caffeine. Some also practice vegetarianism or veganism.
Originally inspired by the hardcore punk community that came together at punk/HC shows such as that of the bands Minor Threat and The Teen Idles, straight edge has spread around the world, but is most popular in more economically developed nations. Although straight edgers do not necessarily identify with a particular world view on social or political issues, straight edge is sometimes associated with the precepts of anarchism, socialism, and atheism.

Kim Hanson
01-01-2007, 07:37 AM
I never found any that suited me :D How about he has long hair...must be a pot head :D :D I don't do dope ..........( . )( . )...............:sleeping:

shueman
01-01-2007, 08:07 AM
The two biggest stereotypes out there are DEMOCRAT or REPUBLICAN...:mad: