Don’t take a pee on 3 phase, 440VAC wires…..”Warning..GRAPHIC”

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

Ever wonder what would happen if you peed on 3 phase 440 VAC wires?......
Â…Â….Actually, no, I never had to wonder about that at allÂ…..:rolleyes:
MEDIC!!!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1780Ouch.jpg
Later,
CJG
:idea:

[Big Warlock]

Ouch!!!!! :devil:

[gqchris]

Reminds me of a hotdog you leave on the grill too long! I dont think that is usuable after this accident!

[a catered life]

wtf is that his man-tool?:eek: :confused: :jawdrop: :sqeyes:

[ratso]

:jawdrop:

[Biglue]

FOCKING OUCH!!!!!!!
Gave me the heavie jeevies in my crotch area seeing that. :sqeyes:

[little rowe boat]

Sex change.

[centerhill condor]

make note to self!:sqeyes:

[ratso]

This happened to someone I knew, and they did an experimental operation at the time, I mean cutting edge compared to today's standards. They took a 2" section of his grandpas member, a 2" section of his dads, and also a 2" section of a cousin of his, so once it was all surgically attached, he should have about 6" or better. Finally about a year down the road after a lot of rehab, he and his girlfriend decided to put it to the test. He immediately got aroused, and it grew out to about 2" and after that the rest of it just hung limp, and with a look of total frustration he exclaimed "Damnit!!! They put Grandpa in the middle!!!!!!!!!!":D

[DCBob]

:jawdrop:
When I was a kid, out pheasant hunting, I pissed on a fence with a hotwire attached to it.........oh what a feeling:jawdrop: Note to self: Don't do that again

[deltarat]

This happened to someone I knew, and they did an experimental operation at the time, I mean cutting edge compared to today's standards. They took a 2" section of his grandpas member, a 2" section of his dads, and also a 2" section of a cousin of his, so once it was all surgically attached, he should have about 6" or better. Finally about a year down the road after a lot of rehab, he and his girlfriend decided to put it to the test. He immediately got aroused, and it grew out to about 2" and after that the rest of it just hung limp, and with a look of total frustration he exclaimed "Damnit!!! They put Grandpa in the middle!!!!!!!!!!":D
thats just funny shit!

[Devilman]

FOCKING OUCH!!!!!!!
Gave me the heavie jeevies in my crotch area seeing that. :sqeyes:
As was said in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, "They got cream for that....":D

[Sotally Tober]

Is that a personal photo? Where in the hell did you find that?
OUCH!!!!
Sure that isn't a transplanted cock?

[Biglue]

As was said in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, "They got cream for that....":D
Don't start with the "dont play games with me Mr. Fairlane", I'm in no mood for it.
Dont play games with me Mr. Fairlane. :D

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

Is that a personal photo? Where in the hell did you find that?
OUCH!!!!
Sure that isn't a transplanted cock?
The photo came from one of "Midlife Advantages" Norco friends....
Go figure.....came from Norco.....What a surprise.....
Hehehehehehehehe!!!!!
Later,
CJG
:D

[Jbb]

Looks like his plans for the weekend...... just went up in smoke......:jawdrop:

[Kilrtoy]

He posted a member, not of this forum....

[Baja Big Dog]

Good time to turn gay!!!

[Misogynist]

I wonder if it burns when he pees?.......... :devil:

[NICE PAIR]

"NO ONE" is that STUPID:confused:

[OKIE-JET]

He posted a member, not of this forum....
funny shit right der...

[Brady Bunch]

:sqeyes: OMG..... Watch where you pee folks....just watch where you pee!:D

[Riverkid]

if he's one of these great copper thieves we have running around right now?..
:mad:

[Havasu Hangin']

Didn't Mythbusters try that and couldn't duplicate?
Something about the peestream breaking up in midair?
:idea:

[Moneypitt]

I've heard stories of shit like that coming out of So East Asia in the late 60s/early 70s......Never actually saw anyone, but heard horror stories, and the caution about keeping it in your pants until you get home.......MP
PS: If that was actually 420, wouldn't the voltage keep going until it found a ground????

[axkiker]

That pic really does not make sence. I have seen pics of guys who touched hot lines with their fingers and it usually blows them off and totally tourches the surrounding area. This pic looks like the main portion was tourched but where it joins the body its fine. No bruising burn marks etc. Does not make sence to me but regardless it looks like a bad day.

[RitcheyRch]

That hurts just looking at the picture.

[SmokinLowriderSS]

I have never had any desire at all to pee on anything carrying electricity, of ANY voltage.
You remember the Mythbusters correctly, but it was sat up to prove/disprove the "gound level 3rd rail on a subway", and they proved it WOULD work if the urine stream did not break up. If I have to pee badly, the stream is sufficient to NOT break up on it's 3 to 4 foot trip on an angle to the ground. a pencil-stream of gravity-flow volume, breaks up very soon, not so if pressure increases the volume flow a good ammount.

[a catered life]

This happened to someone I knew, and they did an experimental operation at the time, I mean cutting edge compared to today's standards. They took a 2" section of his grandpas member, a 2" section of his dads, and also a 2" section of a cousin of his, so once it was all surgically attached, he should have about 6" or better. Finally about a year down the road after a lot of rehab, he and his girlfriend decided to put it to the test. He immediately got aroused, and it grew out to about 2" and after that the rest of it just hung limp, and with a look of total frustration he exclaimed "Damnit!!! They put Grandpa in the middle!!!!!!!!!!":D
damit ratso stop it my stomach is hurting now from laughing so much

[Mandelon]

Two points here:
1. You post a pic of some nice hooters and you get banned, but a pic of a burnt cock is OK? :confused:
2. I thought black ones were supposed to be bigger. :D

[wsuwrhr]

I was thinking the same things.....
Brian
Two points here:
1. You post a pic of some nice hooters and you get banned, but a pic of a burnt cock is OK? :confused:
2. I thought black ones were supposed to be bigger. :D

[wsuwrhr]

I don't know about you guys, but I just can't stop laughing.
I am just glad stupidity became painful again.
Hopefully he can't breed....
I just have to wonder if the forceps jammed into the "appendage" hurt.
Brian

[Mandelon]

Sperm production normally comes ( cums?) from further down. ;)

[JetBoatRich]

Don't think that will grow back:sqeyes:

[wsuwrhr]

Production or distribution?
I have no idea where your sperm comes out buddy, but mine usually flies out the center hole.
Just thought you needed to know....
Brian
Sperm production normally comes ( cums?) from further down. ;)

[YeLLowBoaT]

I really doubt that him peeing cuased that... It does not look like any electrical burn I have ever seen. I have a feeling that he was doing something dumb and it something went wrong....

[brianthomas]

Looks like frostbite.

[wsuwrhr]

Somethin tells me the urethra is dun-burnt-up.

[YeLLowBoaT]

you know now that I took a closer look... it looks like the black is actaully a brunt condom. It looks exactly like it does when you "flash burn" solvents and you have latex gloves on.

[chub]

CJG
Call me RE: you doing work in my building!:D

[GABACHOS_LBC]

I'm not buying it that he pissed on 440 & burnt his unit up that bad. Maybe if he stuck it phase to phase or phase to ground. I've pissed all over 480V and it didn't even make me dance around. No tingle or nothing. Pretty disappointing.

[Warlockjer]

I'll bet that really PISSED him off!!!:) :)

[chub]

Tell me bout it.
:D

[DesertGirl]

The new Heshe is lucky to be alive. I know a few people who have been killed by that voltage. What the hell was he pissing on? That is only commercial voltage

[Biglue]

Looks like frostbite.
Maybe he was banging a snow woman. :D

[work2play]

That'll void your warranty. When it falls off he'll need that new surgery. Addadicktome.

[Mandelon]

Production or distribution?
I have no idea where your sperm comes out buddy, but mine usually flies out the center hole.
Just thought you needed to know....
Brian
Here B, let me help you. Earlier you had mentioned you hoped he could not breed. I was attempting to make the point that even though the end of his BBQ corn cobette is burnt to a crisp, his production of sperm would not be affected. Thusly, the unfortunate possibility of this individual reproducing is indeed a reality. It might not be easy to get to, but the possibility does exist.
And while your ejaculate usually exits from the center hole, mine ALWAYS comes out the center hole. :D
Man--->wondering about Brian's unusual times<------delon
:D :D :D
Still not sure why this dick pic is still up there.....the Mods have an odd sense of the normal. Maybe cuz its a "medical and scientific" issue? :confused:

[YeLLowBoaT]

Still not sure why this dick pic is still up there.....the Mods have an odd sense of the normal. Maybe cuz its a "medical and scientific" issue? :confused:
so does that mean we can post pics of boob jobs???:confused: :confused:
:D

[Wet Dream]

I don't care what the real story is...he's in pain.

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

Two points here:
1. You post a pic of some nice hooters and you get banned, but a pic of a burnt cock is OK? :confused:
Well......
Technically.....
I don't think there is enough left to classify that as a cock......
So........I think I'm ok......
CJG
;)

[Kachina26]

I'm thinking minimum 3 day ban............

[blown65]

I've been nailed by 440 once. Hurt like a bitch, totally my fault but no burns. I dont buy that that was caused from peeing on 440.

[Misogynist]

And while your ejaculate usually exits from the center hole, mine ALWAYS comes out the center hole. :D
I don't know about both of you guys.... but mine comes out the ONLY hole. Did you guys get some piercings that you haven't mentioned?........ :sqeyes:

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

I'm thinking minimum 3 day ban............
Are you serious ????
Am I way out of line ????
Should I delete the thread ????
I've seen way worse on here......Sorry if I have offended anyone......
I have been wrong once or twice.......
OK......maybe once......But I was only guessing.....and got it wrong.....
Later,
CJG
:D

[upsman105]

Chris you are always causing problems. :D
Do you think this is your own personal porn site???:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

Chris you are always causing problems. :D
Do you think this is your own personal por site???:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Hey....
Happy New Year "Brown".....
Hope all is well....
CJG
:)

[upsman105]

I survived another Christmas, I think I only have 17 more to go. The family is doing well, how is yours?? You haven't posted pics of your kids lately. How are the turtles??

[riverroyal]

I wonder if it burns when he pees?.......... :devil:
funny right there

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

You haven't posted pics of your kids lately. How are the turtles??
Kids are GREAT....
Both turtles are DEAD......
Life is GOOD.....
So.....I'm still on target......
Later,
CJG
;)

[upsman105]

I'm glad your kids are well, we will have to get together again this Summer...
What do you do with $600 worth of dead turtles???

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

What do you do with $600 worth of dead turtles???
Oh....now that hurt!.....;)
But I do have two great looking coffee table drink coasters now....:eek:
CJG
:D

[upsman105]

So how did they die?? :confused:
Was it murder suicide??:D
Did I miss the funeral, or did you just make soup??:idea:

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

Hey.....
You're jacking my burnt wiener thread !!!!!!!!
The reptile guy said they died from "respiratory failure".....
Taking them back & forth from Cali to Havasu and leaving them in the air-conditioned houseÂ…
BTWÂ….I should clarifyÂ…..They were tortoises, not turtlesÂ…Â…Hence the need for a warm environmentÂ…..
If I had left them in the garage in August, they would have been fineÂ…..
Oh wellÂ…Â…Live and learnÂ….
Later,
CJG
:idea:

[Midlife Advantage]

Hey.....
You're jacking my burnt wiener thread !!!!!!!!
The reptile guy said they died from "respiratory failure".....
Taking them back & forth from Cali to Havasu and leaving them in the air-conditioned houseÂ…
BTWÂ….I should clarifyÂ…..They were tortoises, not turtlesÂ…Â…Hence the need for a warm environmentÂ…..
If I had left them in the garage in August, they would have been fineÂ…..
Oh wellÂ…Â…Live and learnÂ….
Later,
CJG
:idea:
He's lying, he put them on a 440 line out of curiousity:eek:

[upsman105]

He's lying, he put them on a 440 line out of curiousity:eek:
Quit it. You are jacking his burnt weiner thread...:D :D

[hoolign]

Ever wonder what would happen if you peed on 3 phase 440 VAC wires?......
Â…Â….Actually, no, I never had to wonder about that at allÂ…..:rolleyes:
MEDIC!!!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1780Ouch.jpg
Later,
CJG
:idea:
If this is you....your a "peon" yes i refer to you as a 'peon' as in "peon anything" When your out of the Hos'pee'tal i have an arc welder that needs a continuity test! I will of course need your WCB account # and a next of kin!

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

If this is you....your a "peon" yes i refer to you as a 'peon' as in "peon anything" When your out of the Hos'pee'tal i have an arc welder that needs a continuity test! I will of course need your WCB account # and a next of kin!
UmmmmmÂ…Â…
For you non-Cantards……He is talking about the Canadian “Workers Compensation Board”…..
SheeeeeshÂ…..Then you try to make us believe that someone would give you guyÂ’s an arc welderÂ….
Dreamer !!!!!
CJG
:D

[SHOTKALLIN]

This Is An Educational Thread. There Should Be No Ban!;)

[SHOTKALLIN]

This guy better have a big ass tongue!:D

[73kona455]

This guy better have a big ass tongue!:D
now thats funny:D

[MUDXPRT]

If that is what he looks like I wonder what her vagina looks like ?

[axkiker]

Looks like frostbite.
Yeah I agree. Doesnt look like an electrical burn.

[wsuwrhr]

I meant usually as a euphemism.
I agree.
Well maybe it will be little bit harder(no pun intended) to breed the way other humans get-er-dun.
Hense ending making more stupid humans.
Brian
Here B, let me help you. Earlier you had mentioned you hoped he could not breed. I was attempting to make the point that even though the end of his BBQ corn cobette is burnt to a crisp, his production of sperm would not be affected. Thusly, the unfortunate possibility of this individual reproducing is indeed a reality. It might not be easy to get to, but the possibility does exist.
And while your ejaculate usually exits from the center hole, mine ALWAYS comes out the center hole. :D
Man--->wondering about Brian's unusual times<------delon
:D :D :D
Still not sure why this dick pic is still up there.....the Mods have an odd sense of the normal. Maybe cuz its a "medical and scientific" issue? :confused:

[wsuwrhr]

I can't figure out what is worse, the kiddie porn you just posted, or the kid flipping off the camera.
Brian
I would hope you knew me better than that. I have a pic I'm dying to post, but I'm afraid of the ban. What the hell, here goes. Hope you're not sharing cereal with the little one this morning.

[GABACHOS_LBC]

I bet he is going to buy the biggest/highest lifted truck he can possibly jump into now.

[Kachina 34]

Ever wonder what would happen if you peed on 3 phase 440 VAC wires?......
Â…Â….Actually, no, I never had to wonder about that at allÂ…..:rolleyes:
MEDIC!!!!!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/1780Ouch.jpg
That must hurt. :eek:
But on the bright side he has no need for a wife or girl friend anymore.:D :D

[Concept1]

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

[Big H]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/medical/electricfence.asp
The site would not allow me to copy the edit so I had to post the link. The reality is worse than the 3 phase fence and it would be great if you read the real deal becuase it will make any man check his own package to be sure it is safe. You have been warned...

[HCS]

That's crazy. Five pages of burnt dick.

[Kachina26]

That's crazy. Five pages of burnt dick.
Four

[SHAKEN Not Stirred]

Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence
Claim: Photograph shows a patient who received a severe penile burn from urinating on an electric fence.
Status: Real photograph; inaccurate description.
Read about three-phase electricity fully before looking at the picture. This is "shocking" to say the least.
Heed the Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An innocent Christmas celebration, a couple of beers led to an untimely end result when a Texas redneck tangled with a Texas lectric fence. Needless to say the fence won....read on for the rest of the story....
I am sure we have all heard the phrase, "Don't pee on an electric fence." Well it just isn't a joke. Here is what happened to someone that did just that on a 3 phase electric fence. So what is 3 phase, you might ask? Electricity is provided to each home as 2 of the 3 phases produced by the transformer on the pole. Our lights and wall outlets are single phase at 110 volts and our stoves, Air Condition, and large appliances use 2 phase which is two different 110 volt legs or normally 220 to 230 volts.
The difference between phases is that they each alternate between plus 110 volts down to minus 110 volts thus the name Alternating Current or AC. Your car uses a battery and that is DC or Direct Current. Each phase alternates through their cycle 60 times a second however they each are timed to start through their cycles one third of the cycle behind the preceding cycle so that none of the three are exactly at the same stage at the same time.
The third leg, as it is known, is brought into industrial sites to power up large motors pulling heavy loads.
Can you say "ouch"??.... Notice the key phrase here is "...a three-phase electric fence." Yep, it would burn it off! Ever wonder what would happen if you peed on a 3-phase electric fence? Take a look (not for timid, gentle souls).

[shockwaveharry]

They'r doing it on "MythBusters" right now... Not working so far...