Do F150's Float?
01-04-2007, 08:40 AM
Ok, not YOU people specifically... but the general population is making me kind of worried...
People on treadmills: Things are bound to fall off the display rack on said treadmill. After the item falls off, it will be propelled of the conveyer type belt you are running on and come to a stop somewhere behind you. Contrary to popular belief, the best way to stop this belt is NOT with your face, but with the big red "STOP" button on the display. If you must quit running before you have the opportunity to hit the "STOP" button, place your feet on the rails on either side of the belt. This will stop you from propelling off of the treadmill and into the wall, right next to your ipod. (Seen this at the gym once... almost happened again last night...)
Compact car drivers: I compliment you for your gasoline efficient machines, and must admit, some of those little cars are cute. However. Let me advise you that driving directly on the side of a lifted truck is not wise. In fact, I am pretty sure that you would fit entirely under my truck. Much like 18 wheelers have large blind spots, large trucks/suvs have the same. Keep that in mind, Sven.
People who ride in elevators: Riding in an elevator is not an opportunity to see if the weight/person capacity can be tested. After being sammiched between the wall, and a large girl who smelled like what can only be described as a lysol covered turd, i have come to the conclusion that i do NOT want you to touch me in the elevator. Not your back. Not your arm, not even your pony tail. Remember "personal space" from grade school? Learn it. Live It. Love It. (This applies to standing in lines to pay for things, but not concerts or mosh pits).
Crazy Bicycle riders: If you are unable to ride your bike on the sidewalk, and there is no bike lane avaliable, i get it, you need to ride in the street. You do not, however, need to ride the wrong way down a busy street that has cars parked on both sides, and swerve around like a clown on a unicycle. I believe in most places, a bicycle is considered a vehicle, and i highly doubt the local law enforcement would take kindly to me dirving the wrong way down the street, weaving back and forth. It's just a hunch...
Ok, rant over. Continue on :)
People on treadmills: Things are bound to fall off the display rack on said treadmill. After the item falls off, it will be propelled of the conveyer type belt you are running on and come to a stop somewhere behind you. Contrary to popular belief, the best way to stop this belt is NOT with your face, but with the big red "STOP" button on the display. If you must quit running before you have the opportunity to hit the "STOP" button, place your feet on the rails on either side of the belt. This will stop you from propelling off of the treadmill and into the wall, right next to your ipod. (Seen this at the gym once... almost happened again last night...)
Compact car drivers: I compliment you for your gasoline efficient machines, and must admit, some of those little cars are cute. However. Let me advise you that driving directly on the side of a lifted truck is not wise. In fact, I am pretty sure that you would fit entirely under my truck. Much like 18 wheelers have large blind spots, large trucks/suvs have the same. Keep that in mind, Sven.
People who ride in elevators: Riding in an elevator is not an opportunity to see if the weight/person capacity can be tested. After being sammiched between the wall, and a large girl who smelled like what can only be described as a lysol covered turd, i have come to the conclusion that i do NOT want you to touch me in the elevator. Not your back. Not your arm, not even your pony tail. Remember "personal space" from grade school? Learn it. Live It. Love It. (This applies to standing in lines to pay for things, but not concerts or mosh pits).
Crazy Bicycle riders: If you are unable to ride your bike on the sidewalk, and there is no bike lane avaliable, i get it, you need to ride in the street. You do not, however, need to ride the wrong way down a busy street that has cars parked on both sides, and swerve around like a clown on a unicycle. I believe in most places, a bicycle is considered a vehicle, and i highly doubt the local law enforcement would take kindly to me dirving the wrong way down the street, weaving back and forth. It's just a hunch...
Ok, rant over. Continue on :)