riverbound
01-11-2007, 08:02 AM
It is a new school year and the teacher begins to introduce herself to the class.
“Hello class, my name is Lisa, and I live here in Oakland and I've been a raider fan all my life. Who here is a raider fan?”
Everyone raises there hand except for one girl in the back.
The teacher asks her “Why didn’t you raise your hand?”
She replies, “I am not a raider fan. I am a 49er fan.”
Teacher replies, “Why are you a 49er fan?”
“Well my dad is from San Francisco and is a huge 49er fan. And my mom is a 49er fan. So I am a 49er fan too.”
Teacher says, “Well just because your parents like them doesn’t mean you have to like the 49ers. What if your mom was a drug addict and your dad was a rapist? What would you be then?”
The girl replies, “Well then I would be a Raider fan.”
“Hello class, my name is Lisa, and I live here in Oakland and I've been a raider fan all my life. Who here is a raider fan?”
Everyone raises there hand except for one girl in the back.
The teacher asks her “Why didn’t you raise your hand?”
She replies, “I am not a raider fan. I am a 49er fan.”
Teacher replies, “Why are you a 49er fan?”
“Well my dad is from San Francisco and is a huge 49er fan. And my mom is a 49er fan. So I am a 49er fan too.”
Teacher says, “Well just because your parents like them doesn’t mean you have to like the 49ers. What if your mom was a drug addict and your dad was a rapist? What would you be then?”
The girl replies, “Well then I would be a Raider fan.”