Honey I'm home

[Mr.Toppless]

Who in the hell is this Jetaholic guy thats all over you like swingers on jbg nuttz ! :idea:

[Mrs.Racer277]

Rut Roh
Looks like there is a new Sheriff in town.
Welcome Mr.Topless :)

[Wet Dream]

Great, another fake name for the same of making topless seem relevant to Hot Boat.

[Windy]

Who in the hell is this Jetaholic guy thats all over you like swingers on jbg nuttz ! :idea:
Derrick...that you?:D

[topless]

I swear I don't know him Schnookums. I think he is just another internet stalker. You take care of him for me baby.

[topless]

Great, another fake name for the same of making topless seem relevant to Hot Boat.Go have a wet dream or something.:jawdrop:

[Mr.Toppless]

Windy - We Met along time ago On On Dougs . I know toppless told you all about me the other day ;) Call her she'll tell you Alllllll About me !

[Wet Dream]

Go have a wet dream or something.:jawdrop:
Is that the best you got? :o

[Mr.Toppless]

Great, another fake name for the same of making topless seem relevant to Hot Boat.
Hey Dick wad - She is as Relevent to ***boat as your mangina is to you !

[Mr.Toppless]

I swear I don't know him Schnookums. I think he is just another internet stalker. You take care of him for me baby.
I hate those internet shit stalkers - bastards - hey honey are you going to call me again Tonight ?:idea: this time talk dirty to me !

[topless]

Is that the best you got? :oNot nearly the best but if you want me so sic the MR. on ya, he can give you details. Now go jack off or something.

[topless]

I hate those internet shit stalkers - bastards - hey honey are you going to call me again Tonight ?:idea: this time talk dirty to me !I'll call you relevently if you get naked first.

[Mr.Toppless]

Not nearly the best but if you want me so sic the MR. on ya, he can give you details. Now go jack off or something.
honey i bet he's floggin his mule to a picture of you that he pinned to his girls of wall mart calender !:D

[Mr.Toppless]

I'll call you relevently if you get naked first.
hell, we're from NOR co of course we're related :confused:

[topless]

honey i bet he's floggin his mule to a picture of you that he pinned to his girls of wall mart calender !:DLOL,I bet he needs a new flogging tool.

[topless]

hell, we're from NOR co of course we're related :confused:
Together we even have TEETH!!!:D :D

[TAF]

Hey Dick wad - She is as Relevent to ***boat as your mangina is to you !
This Mr.Toppless must be a very Lucky guy, hint...hint?

[Mr.Toppless]

This Mr.Toppless must be a very Lucky guy, hint...hint?
Hell I'm just amazed your thinking
:D go scratch you head or do somthing ? :rolleyes:

[CBadDad]

Winter is officially here.

[topless]

This Mr.Toppless must be a very Lucky guy, hint...hint?
Why thank you. I think I'm pretty lucky too. He's my hero ya know.

[Kilrtoy]

Mr Toppless is simply the male half in this lesbian relationship.
i guess that means Topless isnt going to be getting that flattop after all

[TAF]

Have a nice day:)

[topless]

Mr Toppless is simply the male half in this lesbian relation.
i guess that means Topless isnt going to be getting that flattop after allNo flat top for me, but since we have an officer in the house, what can we legally do about this stalker character?

[Boozer]

This Mr.Toppless must be a very Lucky guy, hint...hint?
Having me as a son do you really think he could be all that lucky?
Hey dad can I borrow some money?

[topless]

Having me as a son do you really think he could be all that lucky?
Hey dad can I borrow some money?Son, I forgot to tell you about the wood pile.

[Kilrtoy]

No flat top for me, but since we have an officer in the house, what can we legally do about this stalker character?
Give in to his demands

[Wet Dream]

Hey Dick wad - She is as Relevent to ***boat as your mangina is to you !
Mangina? You fu(king idiot. You are the one that created Mr. Toppless. You never had any manhood, faggot. Internet name or not, I sure as hell wouldn't name myself after a woman, and be proud of it. And no, she is not relevant to HB. She usually types mindless drivel and not many people pay attention to it.

[topless]

Mangina? You fu(king idiot. You are the one that created Mr. Toppless. You never had any manhood, faggot. Internet name or not, I sure as hell wouldn't name myself after a woman, and be proud of it. And no, she is not relevant to HB. She usually types mindless drivel and not many people pay attention to it.Then why the hell are you even reading this thread? (morons never cease to amaze me.)

[Wet Dream]

Then why the hell are you even reading this thread? (morons never cease to amaze me.)
And so you are intrigued from the moment you wake up and look in the mirror, and it confuses the fu(k out of you until you go to sleep.

[topless]

And so you are intrigued from the moment you wake up and look in the mirror, and it confuses the fu(k out of you until you go to sleep.Only when I read your posts dumbass.

[Jetaholic]

No flat top for me, but since we have an officer in the house, what can we legally do about this stalker character?
***In the voice of Darth Vader***
U can do nothing...
Your forces are useless against my powers...
:skull::skull::skull:

[later]

***In the voice of Darth Vader***
U can do nothing...
Your forces are useless against my powers...
:skull::skull::skull:
Thats some funny chit.

[Jetaholic]

Thats some funny chit.
So is this...
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=21696&d=1168456761

[later]

So is this...
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=21696&d=1168456761
Thats awsom Jet. Nice work. Sure do miss that Boat.

[Mrtoppless.]

***In the voice of Darth Vader***
U can do nothing...
Your forces are useless against my powers...
:skull::skull::skull:
Ohh I don't know about that - when she's riding me like Roy rogers rode Trigger - With spurs!
Hey boy - I hate to break the news to you but Darth vader is Gay !

[topless]

Ohh I don't know about that - when she's riding me like Roy rogers rode Trigger - With spurs!
Hey boy - I hate to break the news to you but Darth vader is Gay !
Wow! I get married more often than Britney Spears gets pregnant!!!:eek:

[Mr.Toppless]

Ohh I don't know about that - when she's riding me like Roy rogers rode Trigger - With spurs!
Hey boy - I hate to break the news to you but Darth vader is Gay !You're a fraud!!! I'm the true Mr.Toppless!!!:mad:

[Mrtoppless.]

Wow! I get married more often than Britney Spears gets pregnant!!!:eek:
well its hard to keep a woman satified - geez

[Jordy]

well its hard to keep a woman satified - geez
Hell, you can't even spell S-A-T-I-S-F-I-E-D... :rolleyes: :notam:

[Mr.Toppless]

Hell, you can't even spell S-A-T-I-S-F-I-E-D... :rolleyes: :notam:That's because he's an impersonator!!!

[Mrtoppless.]

Hell, you can't even spell S-A-T-I-S-F-I-E-D... :rolleyes: :notam:
hell , back in 1902 I only went to school to the second grade before i had to farm the hay field - You kinda fruity arn't ya :D Nice car

[Mrtoppless.]

You're a fraud!!! I'm the true Mr.Toppless!!!:mad:
No I'm the one and only MrToppless.:D Please call me and we can discuss this civil like ! 1800 468 3247 and we can take care of it like Men

[topless]

Stop fighting boys.

[Mrtoppless.]

Hey I been looking for you - How come this Jetaholic guy keeps calling the house and leavin hand lotion sound on the phone ? :idea: Dat some kind of Morsie Code - You Cheatin' on me after one night - I told ya I aim To please - just wait till the vieaagra kicks in !

[Mrtoppless.]

And so you are intrigued from the moment you wake up and look in the mirror, and it confuses the fu(k out of you until you go to sleep.
Your mom called , said the best part of you ran down her leg ?

[OKIE-JET]

Where there is later, so shall his relatives be.:D

[topless]

Hey I been looking for you - How come this Jetaholic guy keeps calling the house and leavin hand lotion sound on the phone ? :idea: Dat some kind of Morsie Code - You Cheatin' on me after one night - I told ya I aim To please - just wait till the vieaagra kicks in !I'm confused..........WILL MY REAL HUSBAND PLEASE GIVE A CODE WORD SO I won't incriminate myself?

[Jetaholic]

Your mom called , said the best part of you ran down her leg ?
BULLSHIT!!! IT LOOKS LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOMMA'S ASS AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATRESS!!!
You Cheatin' on me after one night
That's old news...
Hey boy - I hate to break the news to you but Darth vader is Gay !
Of course we all know how you know this...

[later]

That's old news...
Of course we all know how you know this...
Did'nt know you and Topless have something going on. That explains it all Jet

[Jetaholic]

Did'nt know you and Topless have something going on. That explains it all Jet
Hey I never said WE did...

[lucky]

hell and i thought i was the only one :devil:

[topless]

I guess I'm a polygamist.

[Jetaholic]

I guess I'm a polygamist...
...that lives in a teal (Ford Blue) trailer in the Rex Marine parking lot :D

[lucky]

Nope - Moved her to the head office :D

[Wet Dream]

I guess I'm a polygamist.
Not the word I would have used.

[Jetaholic]

Nope - Moved her to the "head" office :D
FIXED! :D:D:D

[topless]

Not the word I would have used.Who cares what you would have used.

[Jetaholic]

Who cares what you would have used.
Not that you care, but last I heard he uses Massengill and Monistat 7

[lucky]

Hey - Show some respect , I've been stalking her a hell of alot longer than you - :)

[Jetaholic]

Hey - Show some respect , I've been stalking her a hell of alot longer than you - :)
WOW! U must be "lucky" :D

[photo chick]

hell and i thought i was the only one :devil:
Chris...I mean lucky....I mean Mr Topless the 2nd....you're not fooling anyone!!!! You're the 2nd Mr. Topless.....i.e. the one who can't spell!!!!
Told you your bad spelling would get you one day :)

[Jetaholic]

Chris...I mean lucky....I mean Mr Topless the 2nd....you're not fooling anyone!!!! You're the 2nd Mr. Topless.....i.e. the one who can't spell!!!!
Told you your bad spelling would get you one day :)
DAMMIT! And this whole time I thought it was later's 5th cousin from another sister! You ruined it!
I suppose next you're gonna tell us there's no Santa Clause...

[lucky]

Chris...I mean lucky....I mean Mr Topless the 2nd....you're not fooling anyone!!!! You're the 2nd Mr. Topless.....i.e. the one who can't spell!!!!
Told you your bad spelling would get you one day :)
No your wrong :) I was always the first ;)

[lucky]

Chris...I mean lucky....I mean Mr Topless the 2nd....you're not fooling anyone!!!! You're the 2nd Mr. Topless.....i.e. the one who can't spell!!!!
Told you your bad spelling would get you one day :)
P.s Thank you once again for Pointing Out My down Falls - love you :)

[photo chick]

DAMMIT! And this whole time I thought it was later's 5th cousin from another sister! You ruined it!
I suppose next you're gonna tell us there's no Santa Clause...
Nah sorry there is a Santa.......Tom's made sure we all know him too... He just hangs out over in the V Drive section:D :D
Now the Easter bunny........

[photo chick]

P.s Thank you once again for Pointing Out My down Falls - love you :)
Hey you had fun at my expense yesterday buddy... my turn.....love ya too;)

[lucky]

Hey you had fun at my expense yesterday buddy... my turn.....love ya too;)
I don't know what you Meeennnnn :) ( o ) ( o ) :D

[Wet Dream]

Not that you care, but last I heard he uses Massengill and Monistat 7
HAHAHAHA. Wow, your combacks are almost a good as hers. How long did it take you to think that one up? At what point did you think Massengil and Monistat 7 would be a great line? Last you heard? Really? Should we call you the gossip monitor? Tool.

[photo chick]

I don't know what you Meeennnnn :)
( o ) ( o ) :D
Funny aren't cha!!!
Had to throw it in there again

[lucky]

Funny aren't cha!!!
Had to throw it in there again
and where are the Smily faces dear ? just messin

[later]

I am jetaholic. I fooled you all this time topless.

[Wet Dream]

I am jetaholic. I fooled you all this time topless.
Now thats some funny shit!!! If this is true, the most hated jackass on HB, takes on an identity that is a complete idiot, and fools the biggest non-entity annoyance on HB.

[Jetaholic]

Nah sorry there is a Santa.......Tom's made sure we all know him too... He just hangs out over in the V Drive section:D :D
Now the Easter bunny........
Good ol' Rattle Can Lou...
I am jetaholic. I fooled you all this time topless.
Nah, my grammar is too good for you to be me. Plus you're in the wrong area code.
Now thats some funny shit!!! If this is true, the most hated jackass on HB, takes on an identity that is a complete idiot, and fools the biggest non-entity annoyance on HB.
At least I'm not the most hated jackass on HB. :D

[later]

Good ol' Rattle Can Lou...
Nah, my grammar is too good for you to be me. Plus you're in the wrong area code.
Guess I'll talk to myself again. How you doing Jet?. Call me some time cuz

[Jetaholic]

Guess I'll talk to myself again. How you doing Jet?. Call me some time cuz
The funny thing is...
Last time I checked my grammar is better than your cuz's too. :D

[later]

The funny thing is...
Last time I checked my grammar is better than your cuz's too. :D
Ok Jet. Have a good one bro.

[Windy]

Chris...I mean lucky....I mean Mr Topless the 2nd....you're not fooling anyone!!!! You're the 2nd Mr. Topless.....i.e. the one who can't spell!!!!
Told you your bad spelling would get you one day :)
Wrong :)
Nice chatten with you today Ali.

[photo chick]

Wrong :)
Nice chatten with you today Ali.
Ah man and I thought I was right....bummer!:D

[Jetaholic]

Ah man and I thought I was right....bummer!:D
Rattle Can Lou sez "Hey"...

[topless]

Wrong :)
Nice chatten with you today Ali.
He he , I wasn't ALWAYS Mr.Toppless. Nice chatting with you too windy.

[beerjet]

That's it ! All this hub-ub and in the end nothing :mad: Who the fock do you have to pay to get a happy ending around here. Looks like I'm goin to bed with a boner . Again . :yuk:

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Great, another fake name for the same of making topless seem relevant to Hot Boat.
thats what i was thinking? but she already hates me.... so ILL just shut up...:(

[EAZYKILLER2006]

***In the voice of Darth Vader***
U can do nothing...
Your forces are useless against my powers...
:skull::skull::skull:
guess its time for my usual HEY JONhttp://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/Gudluvn/friends%20pic%20comments/thhello.gif cat fight :(

[Jetaholic]

guess its time for my usual HEY JONhttp://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/Gudluvn/friends%20pic%20comments/thhello.gif cat fight :(
At least someone around here loves me...:D

[EAZYKILLER2006]

At least someone around here loves me...:D
TRUE BLUE! LOL you were the first person i ever thought was funny enough to post a comment too...lol...well heck ~tonight is boring!!! ...i AM OFF TO BED! CUS WE ARE HEADED OUT TO HAVI TOMORROW!~~~YEA!!! see ya tuesday when we get back in town....http://toothpastefordinner.com/041206/wednesday.gif

[topless]

thats what i was thinking? but she already hates me.... so ILL just shut up...:(I don't hate anyone, I just think you are trying to relive your teenage years through your children.......and your grammar.

[LAND_LOVER69]

:messedup: