Laughin at my woman!

[hoolign]

She's stoned.. and just folded a basket of dirty laundry :D "these skid marks didn't come out"

[Mrs.Racer277]

OMG-----LMAO----I really have missed you around here Hooli. :D :D

[Tom Brown]

careful... or she might wash colors with whites. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/eek.gif

[phebus]

That's just a racing stripe.

[photo chick]

She's stoned.. and just folded a basket of dirty laundry :D "these skid marks didn't come out"
Wow is that all i gotta do to want to fold laundry??

[hoolign]

careful... or she might wash colors with whites. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/eek.gif
I think the dilema is washing the delicates with the " crap pants" :eek:

[Jetboatguru]

Wow is that all i gotta do to want to fold laundry??
YOU'LL FOLD THE LAUNDRY AND LIKE IT BIATCH!!

[hoolign]

That's just a racing stripe.
apparently ..my number changes every race!:eek:

[photo chick]

YOU'LL FOLD THE LAUNDRY AND LIKE IT BIATCH!!
If it's yours..........................NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Devil's Advocate]

I think the dilema is washing the delicates with the " crap pants" :eek:
The shit drawers and the silk lingerie should never meet up in the same place.:D

[Tom Brown]

The shit drawers and the silk lingerie should never meet up in the same place.:D
I knew a chick who liked it.

[hoolign]

The shit drawers and the silk lingerie should never meet up in the same place.:D
for some rediculous reason ..she agrees with you!:mad: their my pants and I'll shit em if ai want to!:mad:

[hoolign]

I knew a chick who liked it.
For some reason that does not surprise me :eek:

[Kim Hanson]

She's stoned.. and just folded a basket of dirty laundry :D "these skid marks didn't come out"
Did you correct her and tell her those are smoke stains :D :D .........( . )( . )...........

[Tom Brown]

For some reason that does not surprise me :eek:
Mock if you wish but for a while I was shitting whenever and wherever I felt like it. :cool:

[Jetboatguru]

Did you correct her and tell her those are smoke stains :D :D .........( . )( . )...........
Is that like a Canadian filter?

[Kim Hanson]

YOU'LL FOLD THE LAUNDRY AND LIKE IT BIATCH!!
I bet she will say " GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME DONUTS " :D :D ..........( . )( . )...............:eek:

[photo chick]

Mock if you wish but for a while I was shitting whenever and wherever I felt like it. :cool:
And now you what......hold it in?:D

[Tom Brown]

And now you what......hold it in?:D
It varies.

[hoolign]

Did you correct her and tell her those are smoke stains :D :D .........( . )( . )...........
Trena here ....." he better quit smoking!" tell Marcy to call me!

[hoolign]

And now you what......hold it in?:D
Tom Brown "Clinton" ..I didnt inhale:D

[photo chick]

I bet she will say " GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME DONUTS " :D :D ..........( . )( . )...............:eek:
Nope she says "Fold your own sh*t"!! :D :D
love ya man!

[Mrs.Racer277]

for some rediculous reason ..she agrees with you!:mad: their my pants and I'll shit em if ai want to!:mad:
And you would be washing them to
YUKKY :mad:

[photo chick]

It varies.
from what hour to hour or place to place? Actually forget it I don't wanna know really:)

[Mrs.Racer277]

from what hour to hour or place to place? Actually forget it I don't wanna know really:)
I don't think you do :)

[Kim Hanson]

Is that like a Canadian filter?
It would be everyones way of live, what the TP miss's ...the shorts ..catch it :D :D What planet you live on Tony ? :D ..........( . )( . )...........

[photo chick]

I don't think you do :)
Nah you're right, it was one of those where it was funny in the head but once it reached the keyboard it wasn't anymore......ever have one of those?:)

[Kim Hanson]

Trena here ....." he better quit smoking!" tell Marcy to call me!
I will tell her Trena, she is napping right now :D ..........( . )( . )......

[Mrs.Racer277]

Nah you're right, it was one of those where it was funny in the head but once it reached the keyboard it wasn't anymore......ever have one of those?:)
Everyday :D :D

[photo chick]

It would be everyones way of live, what the TP miss's ...the shorts ..catch it :D :D What planet you live on Tony ? :D ..........( . )( . )...........
one where you wipe til' the papers clean probably...........I can't believe where this thread is going....

[hoolign]

if i get her drunk enough ,,there;s gonna be some butt sex!...
**** thats gonna hurt me! :D

[Kim Hanson]

Nah you're right, it was one of those where it was funny in the head but once it reached the keyboard it wasn't anymore......ever have one of those?:)
Do you smoke dope :D :D I use to do those things, go to the store for some papers and end up 2 hrs away :eek: I really don't know how it happened ..but it did :D :D ............( . )( . ).............

[hoolign]

Do you smoke dope :D :D I use to do those things, go to the store for some papers and end up 2 hrs away :eek: I really don't know how it happened ..but it did :D :D ............( . )( . ).............
still remember the last one we smoked with ya... 4 minutes later you were out like freakin jupiter! apparenly....space makes you puke! :D

[Kim Hanson]

one where you wipe til' the papers clean probably...........I can't believe where this thread is going....
I am not going to look at TP that I just used.....wrong..wrong..WRONG.....:D .........( . )( . )............:eek: :D

[DILLIGAF]

This is a funny thread....lol
I needed the laughs.
Thanks

[photo chick]

I am not going to look at TP that I just used.....wrong..wrong..WRONG.....:D .........( . )( . )............:eek: :D
OK fine stain your drawers then!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Kim Hanson]

still remember the last one we smoked with ya... 4 minutes later you were out like freakin jupiter! apparenly....space makes you puke! :D
I don't do the shit anymore, couple puffs and I hold onto EARTH..........( . )( . ).............:D :D

[hoolign]

I don't do the shit anymore, couple puffs and I hold onto EARTH..........( . )( . ).............:D :D
But you don't need to hold my whole neighborhood down!
Feb 15th we're movin into the new shack!......... 5.5 acres of pass out places !

[boatsnblondes]

Mock if you wish but for a while I was shitting whenever and wherever I felt like it. :cool:
Which reminds me, WHY AM I READING THIS THEAD?????:rolleyes:

[Kim Hanson]

OK fine stain your drawers then!!!!!!!!!!:D
Those are called gonch..egg holders..cheek warmers and if I happen to leave a smoke stain..garbage before I get Home :D :D I HAVE HAD SOME BAD ACCIDENTS DOING GOLF TOURNAMENTS :( You are putting out hitting the driver and " squirt ", I have came back to the club without socks ):eek: .........( . )( . ).............no gonch either :D

[hoolign]

Those are called gonch..egg holders..cheek warmers and if I happen to leave a smoke stain..garbage before I get Home :D :D I HAVE HAD SOME BAD ACCIDENTS DOING GOLF TOURNAMENTS :( You are putting out hitting the driver and " squirt ", I have came back to the club without socks ):eek: .........( . )( . ).............no gonch either :D
FOOOOOOOOOOUR...and 3/10th

[photo chick]

Which reminds me, WHY AM I READING THIS THEAD?????:rolleyes:
I'm with ya....we must be unable to sleep!!!

[Kim Hanson]

But you don't need to hold my whole neighborhood down!
Feb 15th we're movin into the new shack!......... 5.5 acres of pass out places !
Soooooooo, it sounds like " PARTY TIME " :D ..........( . )( . )...........;)

[photo chick]

Those are called gonch..egg holders..cheek warmers and if I happen to leave a smoke stain..garbage before I get Home :D :D I HAVE HAD SOME BAD ACCIDENTS DOING GOLF TOURNAMENTS :( You are putting out hitting the driver and " squirt ", I have came back to the club without socks ):eek: .........( . )( . ).............no gonch either :D
Ok weirdo.... I golf and have never had this problem!:jawdrop:
Gonch????

[Kim Hanson]

FOOOOOOOOOOUR...and 3/10th
I am good at golf Hooligan, just the amount of beer to be good , is amazing me still :D I shot an 80 totally pissed :D :D ...........( . )( . ).............We will have to go smack that little ball around some time :idea:

[hoolign]

Soooooooo, it sounds like " PARTY TIME " :D ..........( . )( . )...........;)
4000 sq feet in da house for partyin! and 2 extra houses on the acerage for passin out~..plus 5.5 acres fordrinkin!

[hoolign]

I am good at golf Hooligan, just the amount of beer to be good , is amazing me still :D I shot an 80 totally pissed :D :D ...........( . )( . ).............We will have to go smack that little ball around some time :idea:
my testicals are mine Hanson! Your sick! :mad: :D

[Kim Hanson]

Ok weirdo.... I golf and have never had this problem!:jawdrop:
Gonch????
Gonch-Underwear and you probly wouldn't have that problem, girls put out...Ladys don't........I be you are a good golfer though :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

4000 sq feet in da house for partyin! and 2 extra houses on the acerage for passin out~..plus 5.5 acres fordrinkin!
Ya think ya got a big enough place buddy :confused: 5.5 acres of open land, shit..you better get some of those find me LED lights, ya know :D :D He is ove here :D ..........( . )( . )...............:sleeping:

[Kim Hanson]

my testicals are mine Hanson! Your sick! :mad: :D
TESTICALS...They are your betterhalf's :D .............( . )( . ).........:D :D

[hoolign]

Ya think ya got a big enough place buddy :confused: 5.5 acres of open land, shit..you better get some of those find me LED lights, ya know :D :D He is ove here :D ..........( . )( . )...............:sleeping:
thats the house that "we're" gonna stucco this summer!:D

[Ziggy]

This is a funny thread....lol
I needed the laughs.
Thanks
Ditto.........first time in quite a while since HB has made me smile like this.
:D :)

[Kim Hanson]

thats the house that "we're" gonna stucco this summer!:D
You have failed to tell me we need like someones holidays to complete it, your kid is helping right? :D :D We will talk soon, I need to know when I need to be out of town :D :D ..........( . )( . )..........

[Tom Brown]

thats the house that "we're" gonna stucco this summer!:D
Hey... do you know how to do Greek style stucco? I've got a shed that needs some and I'm going to make some changes to the garage that will require reapplication of the stucco too.

[Biglue]

Crazy fokn Canadians. DAmn I laughed good on this thread.
FOOOOOOURRR :jawdrop: :D

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

Hey hooli, are you sure that it was your wife??:idea: maybe that was 460 when he snuck in the house:D:D

[lucky]

What kind of Weed ? Canadian Highfiber brown hair ?

[hoolign]

What kind of Weed ? Canadian Highfiber brown hair ?
Skunk..Direct from Kelowna!

[lucky]

Skunk..Direct from Kelowna!
awww man that sucks - bet its all brown and shit :D

[TAF]

from what hour to hour or place to place? Actually forget it I don't wanna know really:)
"lets stay up late and talk about checking TP after wiping and hiding it" . I'm glad I'm asleep dreaming when thats all thats going on

[Mrs.Racer277]

"lets stay up late and talk about checking TP after wiping and hiding it" . I'm glad I'm asleep dreaming when thats all thats going on
You missed all the fun :D

[TAF]

You missed all the fun :D
and went to bed early. No skid marks here to report. So what time is my sis flying in to Havi this weekend? :)

[lucky]

c'mon Rob - a lil scratch and sniff never hurt no one :D
Hooli , If you start talking toe jam - I'm kicking your ass :)

[hoolign]

c'mon Rob - a lil scratch and sniff never hurt no one :D
Hooli , If you start talking toe jam - I'm kicking your ass :)
I was reserving my toe Jam tutorial for Saturday evning!:idea:

[hoolign]

and went to bed early. No skid marks here to report. So what time is my sis flying in to Havi this weekend? :)
Everyone should have at least stripe per washload! Try increasing the force behind your farts! and eat more fruit!

[lucky]

Everyone should have at least stripe per washload! Try increasing the force behind your farts! and eat more fruit!
or bran :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Everyone should have at least stripe per washload! Try increasing the force behind your farts! and eat more fruit!
That is just wrong.:eek: Must be a reason I do not let the hubby have white underwear. :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

and went to bed early. No skid marks here to report. So what time is my sis flying in to Havi this weekend? :)
She hasn't let me know yet???:)

[98 Vector 21]

Just turn-em inside out!

[Mrs.Racer277]

Just turn-em inside out!
Or throw them away!!!!!:)

[hoolign]

That is just wrong.:eek: Must be a reason I do not let the hubby have white underwear. :D
Mine aint white! They are black and green cammo :eek:
well now they are anyways!:D

[lucky]

I'm in the business of making New "hats" for our local 7/11 slurpee vendors - this year I put brown dots instead of red ones -- thank got for preperation H

[Mrs.Racer277]

Mine aint white! They are black and green cammo :eek:
well now they are anyways!:D
That is just SICK :eek:

[TAF]

100 port-a-potties went up in toxic flames this afternoon here in the east valley of Phoenix. Thankfully we weren't down wind!!:D I heard it started up right after the international flight from Canada landed. Hint hint!!!
Really 100 of 'em did go up in flames. We could see the smoke n' flames from my work.:sqeyes:

[lucky]

100 port-a-potties went up in toxic flames this afternoon here in the east valley of Phoenix. Thankfully we weren't down wind!!:D I heard it started up right after the international flight from Canada landed. Hint hint!!!
Really 100 of 'em did go up in flames. We could see the smoke n' flames from my work.:sqeyes:
..... Well shit my pants

[Mrs.Racer277]

100 port-a-potties went up in toxic flames this afternoon here in the east valley of Phoenix. Thankfully we weren't down wind!!:D I heard it started up right after the international flight from Canada landed. Hint hint!!!
Really 100 of 'em did go up in flames. We could see the smoke n' flames from my work.:sqeyes:
shit happens :rolleyes: :D
I hope they were clean :jawdrop:

[TAF]

shit happens :rolleyes: :D
I hope they were clean :jawdrop:
Yer too cute! Have a nice weekend. Its raining here and snowing where I plan to cut wood tomorrow............LOVELY!!!! but I'm still going, it'll be an adventure.

[photo chick]

"lets stay up late and talk about checking TP after wiping and hiding it" . I'm glad I'm asleep dreaming when thats all thats going on
What else is there to do when you can't sleep? Talk sh*t

[photo chick]

100 port-a-potties went up in toxic flames this afternoon here in the east valley of Phoenix. Thankfully we weren't down wind!!:D I heard it started up right after the international flight from Canada landed. Hint hint!!!
Really 100 of 'em did go up in flames. We could see the smoke n' flames from my work.:sqeyes:
I thought I smelled an odor from the west!:D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Yer too cute! Have a nice weekend. Its raining here and snowing where I plan to cut wood tomorrow............LOVELY!!!! but I'm still going, it'll be an adventure.
I might be raining in Laughlin tomorrow??:confused: Hope not I am heading to the Score race...I think :confused: Build me a snowman. :)

[Rexone]

100 port-a-potties went up in toxic flames this afternoon here in the east valley of Phoenix. Thankfully we weren't down wind!!:D I heard it started up right after the international flight from Canada landed. Hint hint!!!
Really 100 of 'em did go up in flames. We could see the smoke n' flames from my work.:sqeyes:
geezus H.
there's gonna be a stench out at the jobsite Monday mornin.
And no one will be wearin socks.

[Rexone]

Those are called gonch..egg holders..cheek warmers and if I happen to leave a smoke stain..garbage before I get Home :D :D I HAVE HAD SOME BAD ACCIDENTS DOING GOLF TOURNAMENTS :( You are putting out hitting the driver and " squirt ", I have came back to the club without socks ):eek: .........( . )( . ).............no gonch either :D
One more reason not to learn to play golf.
Thanks Kimmy.

[Hallett]

[QUOTE=Mrs.Racer277;2347899]I might be raining in Laughlin tomorrow??:confused: Hope not I am heading to the Score race...I think :confused: Build me a snowman. :)[/QUOTE
2:00am it has stoped raining should be some good racing
with the ground wet. have fun.

[TAF]

It snowed in Mesa / Gilbert, AZ yesterday and the Superstition Mtns. and those north and east of them are covered w/ snow. Where are you Lori? There's pics to be taken. :D