Licensed to Bench Race?

[dragboat]

I've been thinking about going for my "Bench Racers" permit :D .
Do I need a sponsor?
How long does it usually take to go from a permit to a real BR license?
I have been learning by countless hours of lurking. It's been educational and I do study the true classics, you know... Tom Brown and Kim Hansen.
I've learned plenty but have a ways to go.
So who do you think would make a good mentor and why?

[Jetboatguru]

I've been thinking about going for my "Bench Racers" permit :D .
Do I need a sponsor?
How long does it usually take to go from a permit to a real BR license?
I have been learning by countless hours of lerking. It's been educational and I do study the true classics, you know... Tom Brown and Kim Hansen.
I've learned plenty but have a ways to go.
So who do you think would make a good mentor and why?
First things first young wanna be benchracer. Lurking is spelled this way. Slamming of women is totally accepted. Making sense is not a plus. Might be a great idea to purchase the all new Hanson/Eazykiller 9.1 translator.

[dragboat]

I just saw Hanson/Eazykiller 9.1 translator on Ebay that would do 100MPH!!!:D

[NUTHIN]

First things first young wanna be benchracer. Lurking is spelled this way. Slamming of women is totally accepted. Making sense is not a plus. Might be a great idea to purchase the all new Hanson/Eazykiller 9.1 translator. the translator's are 4-6 weeks out at this time. just a heads up. dont bother trying to figure it out on your own!
:jawdrop:

[Kim Hanson]

First things first young wanna be benchracer. Lurking is spelled this way. Slamming of women is totally accepted. Making sense is not a plus. Might be a great idea to purchase the all new Hanson/Eazykiller 9.1 translator.
They aren't even out yet :D :D .........( . )( . ).........So get in line now :idea:

[Kim Hanson]

I just saw Hanson/Eazykiller 9.1 translator on Ebay that would do 100MPH!!!:D
That's slow, might need another battery to get it movin :D .........( . )( . )..........

[Forkin' Crazy]

Funny....... I can understand both of them..... :eek:
Would that be a gift or a curse? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

[NUTHIN]

Funny....... I can understand both of them..... :eek:
Would that be a gift or a curse? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
WHOA.. :jawdrop: :)

[steelcomp]

Funny....... I can understand both of them..... :eek:
Would that be a gift or a curse? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gifAre you bragging???:jawdrop: Not sure I'd share that with many. I mean, here, we might understand, but it might not go over well with close family members or friends outside this assylum.
Just a thought...it's covered in your BR tech manual under "protocol". Might want to look it up...you're obviously not ready for your final.

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Funny....... I can understand both of them..... :eek:
Would that be a gift or a curse? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
Yes, definitely, but one you might want to:
1,- Keep to yourself.
2.- Seek treatment for.
Sounds kinda like an STD. :jawdrop: :D

[LUVNLIFE]

To get the real BR license, you have to be a FAG:jawdrop: :D

[photo chick]

First things first young wanna be benchracer. Lurking is spelled this way. Slamming of women is totally accepted. Making sense is not a plus. Might be a great idea to purchase the all new Hanson/Eazykiller 9.1 translator.
Another good rule of thumb....even though I too am a bit of a nubee...never under any circumstances...ever..... listen to anything written by jetboatguru....unless it's about driving... a boat.. :D :D
NO slamming of women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!:mad:

[SmokinLowriderSS]

NO slamming of women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!:mad:
Now waitaminuite, where does that put MAXIE, and Kimmie Hanson? :D

[photo chick]

Now waitaminuite, where does that put MAXIE, and Kimmie Hanson? :D
WHO????? j/k they are in a class of their own, you know that!!! :D :D

[dragboat]

I dont think I could do the women slamm thing, unless it's that ronjane lady.:D
So who do you think would make a good mentor and why?

[SnoopJonnyJon]

I poop too much.

[photo chick]

I dont think I could do the women slamm thing, unless it's that ronjane lady.:D
So who do you think would make a good mentor and why?
Tom Brown is my mentor!!! I'd share him though...

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Tom Brown is my mentor!!! I'd share him though...
I do not believe you are the only one who would share him. :idea: :D

[steelcomp]

NO slamming of women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!:mad:
That just aint gonna fly...every woman needs a good slamming now and then.:D ;) Making fun is a different story. That's not nice.:)

[dragboat]

That just aint gonna fly...every woman needs a good slamming now and then.:D ;) Making fun is a different story. That's not nice.:)
I have followed your work for a long time, You're smart, you
know your sheet, and funny. What the? Why are you in BR? Have you some how fallen from grace or is this a community service deal?
Are you actively mentoring any newbies?:idea:

[photo chick]

I do not believe you are the only one who would share him. :idea: :D
true I'm sure many of us would!

[dragboat]

I poop too much.
How much too much?:jawdrop:

[steelcomp]

I have followed your work for a long time, You're smart, you
know your sheet, and funny. What the? Why are you in BR? Have you some how fallen from grace or is this a community service deal?
Are you actively mentoring any newbies?:idea:Completely, utterly, friggin bored. :cry: LOL Besides, as soon as Maxi shows up, I'm gone. He'll be your mentor. I haven't got the patience.
Community service...that's rich. :D

[steelcomp]

I poop too much.So we'll call you POOP Jonny Jon!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!! God, I kill me.
Thankyou...I'll be here all week.:rolleyes:

[SnoopJonnyJon]

How much too much?:jawdrop:
Sorry it took so long for me to reply... I was taking a dump. I probably have a hat trick (three a day) at least three days a week.

[SnoopJonnyJon]

So we'll call you POOP Jonny Jon!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!! God, I kill me.
Thankyou...I'll be here all week.:rolleyes:
I'd prefer if it you'd simply call me Poop Jon. Just like marky mark, the jonny jon thing has ran its course.

[dragboat]

Sorry it took so long for me to reply... I was taking a dump. I probably have a hat trick (three a day) at least three days a week.
That was a retorical kind of thing, butt thanks:D

[steelcomp]

I'd prefer if it you'd simply call me Poop Jon. Just like marky mark, the jonny jon thing has ran its course.I'll call you f ockin Dick Tracy if I want...this is bench racers, and you, snoopy poop, marky fag mark, or anyone else don't make the rules...that's the first rule here.
Get it, Homer?
Dammit, Maxi, where are you? I'm gettin tired of handling your light work, man. :sqeyes:
:D

[Kim Hanson]

Funny....... I can understand both of them..... :eek:
Would that be a gift or a curse? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
I was going to say cause we are HB CLAN, I don't recall seeing him over yonder though..it's a gift Paul Dance :D :D .........( . )( . ).........;)

[Kim Hanson]

To get the real BR license, you have to be a FAG:jawdrop: :D
So you finally got one :D :D ............( . )( . )...........

[Kim Hanson]

WHO????? j/k they are in a class of their own, you know that!!! :D :D
Was that a shot :D :D ..........( . )( . )............:messedup:

[photo chick]

Was that a shot :D :D ..........( . )( . )............:messedup:
Nope....it was a compliment dear!!!:D

[TAF]

1. When you realize you and everyone else in this thread call each other Fags for hanging "OUT" here but you yer self continue to do so.
2. Gay inuendo is blaintenly pointed out and discusted.
3. yer Spelling goes down the tubes
4. you are addressed by Lucky or Kim Hansen as friend
5. photographed w/ either one of the above too
6. chic bashing is NOT approved, we just look the otherway when Guru does it
because he does it so well and/or we know he gets off on it
7. Don't at anytime bag on Photochic, because she is too nice and has multitudes of peeps on here watching out for her, both fams and friends.
8. Have Lucky pick you up :( at the airport , and / or visa versa:mad:
9. talk about what what we wore to the party the previous weekend
10. enjoy "meating" new male HB "members" (duo inuendo, touche')
11.And trying to show others how feminine you are and not being offended

[SmokinLowriderSS]

Sorry it took so long for me to reply... I was taking a dump. I probably have a hat trick (three a day) at least three days a week.
More bran, less beer in your diet. Switch 3 beers for 3 glasses of Metamucil. Should clear that right up. :D

[lucky]

I've been thinking about going for my "Bench Racers" permit :D .
Do I need a sponsor?
How long does it usually take to go from a permit to a real BR license?
I have been learning by countless hours of lurking. It's been educational and I do study the true classics, you know... Tom Brown and Kim Hansen.
I've learned plenty but have a ways to go.
So who do you think would make a good mentor and why?
Are ya homophobic ? Can you insult people ? Are you able to swing from large hairy testicals and offer reach around to all the assclowns ? Do you really own a boat? Does your Nissian maximus come with the 3.5 standard fart tube- or the the up upgradable 4.5 Assgrabber ? ohh can ya speak canturd ? - :D ps YOUR A FAG

[dragboat]

Are ya homophobic ? Can you insult people ? Are you able to swing from large hairy testicals and offer reach around to all the assclowns ? Do you really own a boat? Does your Nissian maximus come with the 3.5 standard fart tube- or the the up upgradable 4.5 Assgrabber ? ohh can ya speak canturd ? - :D ps YOUR A FAG
I'm on my way! Lucky called me a FAG!:D :D
Yes, I really do own a boat.:jawdrop:
Yes , I can insult people, although some people are tuff to insult.:confused: I'll keep trying till I get it right.
Rondane said I could use his maximus most anytime.:D

[Kim Hanson]

Nope....it was a compliment dear!!!:D
Why thank you pretty lady ;) ....( . )( . )..........

[Kim Hanson]

1. When you realize you and everyone else in this thread call each other Fags for hanging "OUT" here but you yer self continue to do so.
2. Gay inuendo is blaintenly pointed out and discusted.
3. yer Spelling goes down the tubes
4. you are addressed by Lucky or Kim Hansen as friend
5. photographed w/ either one of the above too
6. chic bashing is NOT approved, we just look the otherway when Guru does it
because he does it so well and/or we know he gets off on it
7. Don't at anytime bag on Photochic, because she is too nice and has multitudes of peeps on here watching out for her, both fams and friends.
8. Have Lucky pick you up :( at the airport , and / or visa versa:mad:
9. talk about what what we wore to the party the previous weekend
10. enjoy "meating" new male HB "members" (duo inuendo, touche')
11.And trying to show others how feminine you are and not being offended
Bullshit, I have never called you a friend and you just wish for a picture with me don't ya :D :D .........( . )( . )............

[Kim Hanson]

I'm on my way! Lucky called me a FAG!:D :D
Yes, I really do own a boat.:jawdrop:
Yes , I can insult people, although some people are tuff to insult.:confused: I'll keep trying till I get it right.
Rondane said I could use his maximus most anytime.:D
No one is tuff to insult, just need to find the right tool to do the job ya know :D :D wannabe FAG !..........( . )( . )..........;) :D

[steelcomp]

No one is tuff to insult, just need to find the right tool to do the job ya know :D :D wannabe FAG !..........( . )( . )..........;) :DFind the right tool, or be the right tool, like you, Hansen.:) :D

[dragboat]

Hansens a tool:eek: FAG:D

[Kim Hanson]

Find the right tool, or be the right tool, like you, Hansen.:) :D
I get the job done right the first time , soooo the right tool :D :D ......( . )( . ).........:idea:

[Kim Hanson]

Hansens a tool:eek: FAG:D
I have been called worse :D :D .........( . )( . ).....FAG noway ;)

[rrrr]

I dont think I could do the women slamming thing
Well, there's the first sign he has Bench Racer qualities......ready to hit from the other side of the plate.

[TAF]

Bullshit, I have never called you a friend and you just wish for a picture with me don't ya :D :D .........( . )( . )............
Just said that "IF" one of the two of you did you might be concidered. Who got up yer backside last night? :mad: :devil: I don't need anymore pics of you Kim, I've moved on to Bigger and better things (Lucky).:jawdrop: :) :sqeyes: :idea: :D

[lucky]

ok boys - stop the sword fighting - looks gay !

[TAF]

ok boys - stop the sword fighting - looks gay !
Thought that was the "hole" idea?:idea: :) :eek: :o

[Biglue]

I poop too much.
Elasticity is a thing of the past huh? :jawdrop: :D
You're all a bunch-a-fags. :D

[Kim Hanson]

Just said that "IF" one of the two of you did you might be concidered. Who got up yer backside last night? :mad: :devil: I don't need anymore pics of you Kim, I've moved on to Bigger and better things (Lucky).:jawdrop: :) :sqeyes: :idea: :D
Who got up yer backside last night? :mad:
My wife :( she told me spending a grand on ebay stores in 1 week is alittle too much , I look at it like it's my money , so get out of my face...bought 200 bucks worth of stuff today :D and she has to take my credit card to work and phone them and pay for it...........( . )( . )..........

[Kim Hanson]

ok boys - stop the sword fighting - looks gay !
Ya okay Zorro :D :D ...........( . )( . )..........

[photo chick]

My wife :( she told me spending a grand on ebay stores in 1 week is alittle too much , I look at it like it's my money , so get out of my face...bought 200 bucks worth of stuff today :D and she has to take my credit card to work and phone them and pay for it...........( . )( . )..........
What did ya buy?

[dragboat]

What did ya buy?
http://cgi.ebay.com/HUNK-BOAT-Volumes-1-2-HOT-MEN-ON-BOATS-R4-DVD-NEW_W0QQitemZ220073443814QQihZ012QQcategoryZ617QQr dZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Kim Hanson]

What did ya buy?
I bought an amp, some speakers, some air horns :D ( freak people out with ) catback flowmaster exhaust for my new truck, some tail lights for 2 of my trucks( Euro ones ) I forgot what else I bought, it's coming soon though :D :D ...............( . )( . ).............

[photo chick]

http://cgi.ebay.com/HUNK-BOAT-Volumes-1-2-HOT-MEN-ON-BOATS-R4-DVD-NEW_W0QQitemZ220073443814QQihZ012QQcategoryZ617QQr dZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Now that's funny there!!!

[photo chick]

I bought an amp, some speakers, some air horns :D ( freak people out with ) catback flowmaster exhaust for my new truck, some tail lights for 2 of my trucks( Euro ones ) I forgot what else I bought, it's coming soon though :D :D ...............( . )( . ).............
Bla Bla Bla......boring stuff.....I thought maybe you bought something fun!:D

[Kim Hanson]

http://cgi.ebay.com/HUNK-BOAT-Volumes-1-2-HOT-MEN-ON-BOATS-R4-DVD-NEW_W0QQitemZ220073443814QQihZ012QQcategoryZ617QQr dZ1QQcmdZViewItem
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I like truck and stereo stuff ...that is just wrong shit, how did you happen to come across that crap ? Are you a REALfag? :confused: ...........( . )( . )..............:D :D

[dragboat]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I like truck and stereo stuff ...that is just wrong shit, how did you happen to come across that crap ? Are you a REALfag? :confused: ...........( . )( . )..............:D :D
http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138782&highlight=hot+boat+ebay

[Kim Hanson]

Bla Bla Bla......boring stuff.....I thought maybe you bought something fun!:D
I don't look for sex toys, shit I have a 100 mph tongue for christ sakes and no bandaids sticks to him after a romp :D Please the women first has always been first in my books! They wash your cloths and stuff, you could end up walking around looking like Richard Simmons in like 20 minutes :( .............( . )( . )................:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138782&highlight=hot+boat+ebay
Those girls are on crack..........( . )( . )...............:idea:

[photo chick]

I don't look for sex toys, shit I have a 100 mph tongue for christ sakes and no bandaids sticks to him after a romp :D Please the women first has always been first in my books! They wash your cloths and stuff, you could end up walking around looking like Richard Simmons in like 20 minutes :( .............( . )( . )................:D :D
Who brought up sex toys?:eek:

[Kim Hanson]

Who brought up sex toys?:eek:
Isn't that what girls want :D :D Or are you into quads :D ...........4x4 shit ;) ...........( . )( . )...............

[photo chick]

Isn't that what girls want :D :D Or are you into quads :D ...........4x4 shit ;) ...........( . )( . )...............
Well as for the sex toys.....can't divulge that here, I do like the fast toys though.......boats, cars, and bikes that is! :D :D I'm a girlie girl who's boy at heart..

[Kim Hanson]

Well as for the sex toys.....can't divulge that here, I do like the fast toys though.......boats, cars, and bikes that is! :D :D I'm a girlie girl who's boy at heart..
Tom Boy with knockers is cool :D :D Lots to look at in :D boats, cars, and bikes ...........( . )( . ).............;) :D :D

[TAF]

Bla Bla Bla......boring stuff.....I thought maybe you bought something fun!:D
Like a blow up Lucky or Santa Lou doll to keep him warm on the frozen tundra?:mad: :eek: :mad: :D

[rrrr]

Sorry it took so long for me to reply... I was taking a dump. I probably have a hat trick (three a day) at least three days a week.
If you're gonna be a bench racer, talking about your ass on a public forum should be second nature.

[Kim Hanson]

If you're gonna be a bench racer, talking about your ass on a public forum should be second nature.
You said it :D :D ..........( . )( . )............:eek:

[dragboat]

There is more to this Bench Racing stuff than I thought:D I'll catch on:D

[dragboat]

:confused: I just found the spell check, will that count against me?

[lucky]

:confused: I just found the spell check, will that count against me?
yes the spell check will get you on the - side , along with the fact that you have a hot wife and you want to talk fag????? Well actually :idea: that may end up giving you More points - but non the less GAy::D

[Kim Hanson]

:confused: I just found the spell check, will that count against me?
Just drink more and you will forget about it and it's hell ya time :D :D Maybe they will start a thread on you " what did he say " shiat :D ...........( . )( . )............

[dragboat]

Just drink more and you will forget about it and it's hell ya time :D :D Maybe they will start a thread on you " what did he say " shiat :D ...........( . )( . )............
Take one down and pass it around :D YA FAG! :D:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Take one down and pass it around :D YA FAG! :D:D :D
Share my beer with someone is not going to happen, that would be like sharing your women for christsakes :D :D ............( . )( . )........

[dragboat]

Share my beer with someone is not going to happen, that would be like sharing your women for christsakes :D :D ............( . )( . )........
I might share a beer or two :) Past that you're on you're own!:D

[Kim Hanson]

I might share a beer or two :) Past that you're on you're own!:D
That pretty much sums it up :D ........( . )( . )................

[dragboat]

Well as for the sex toys.....can't divulge that here, I do like the fast toys though.......boats, cars, and bikes that is! :D :D I'm a girlie girl who's boy at heart..
That sounds like most of the Bench Racer Crew!:D :D Fags!

[Kim Hanson]

That sounds like most of the Bench Racer Crew!:D :D Fags!
Ya what ever, I am off to take a bubble bath :D :D .........( . )( . ).....................

[photo chick]

That sounds like most of the Bench Racer Crew!:D :D Fags!
Yeah well I'm definitely NOT a fag:D :D :D I just stop by here for the entertainment....
How was that bubble bath Kim.....fag!:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Yeah well I'm definitely NOT a fag:D :D :D I just stop by here for the entertainment....
How was that bubble bath Kim.....fag!:D :D
It was great, I smell like a girl :D :D .........( . )( . )...........

[dragboat]

Yeah well I'm definitely NOT a fag:D :D :D I just stop by here for the entertainment....
How was that bubble bath Kim.....fag!:D :D
It is entertaining!, :D :D

[photo chick]

It is entertaining!, :D :D
Yeah it is! Better than tv sometimes! As Kim says "I smell like a girl" I think I should add that to my sig line:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

It is entertaining!, :D :D
Boring......haven't had to a good flaming job in like months :( .......( . )( . )......Chop Shop is starting to freak me out :D I sort of remember the shit, kinda :D

[photo chick]

Boring......haven't had to a good flaming job in like months :( .......( . )( . )......Chop Shop is starting to freak me out :D I sort of remember the shit, kinda :D
Kim check out the Bilge Idiots work in the Phx TAF party thread in the Sandbar...he's good!!

[Kim Hanson]

Kim check out the Bilge Idiots work in the Phx TAF party thread in the Sandbar...he's good!!
I will go look right now........( . )( . )............;)

[TAF]

Kim check out the Bilge Idiots work in the Phx TAF party thread in the Sandbar...he's good!!
Supplying the enemy w/ ammo (pics) then call in the pack of wolves. Thanks Sis!:devil: I have a couple snap shots I could auction off to the highest bidder (Tom Brown or BI). You name it I got it. Pic chick doing the dragboat lay out, baby in the bath pics, or how about Girl Scouts / Brownies pics?
What should we start the bidding at?:idea:
:D Just kidding sis, I'd never do that but I know who would:jawdrop:

[photo chick]

Supplying the enemy w/ ammo (pics) then call in the pack of wolves. Thanks Sis!:devil: I have a couple snap shots I could auction off to the highest bidder (Tom Brown or BI). You name it I got it. Pic chick doing the dragboat lay out, baby in the bath pics, or how about Girl Scouts / Brownies pics?
What should we start the bidding at?:idea:
:D Just kidding sis, I'd never do that but I know who would:jawdrop:
HAHA try again.....those pictures came home in my suitcase, especially the ***boat layout ones, never to be seen again!!!! I needed them so I can scan the TAF in the cave w/ mustache layout one hee hee:D :D

[TAF]

HAHA try again.....those pictures came home in my suitcase, especially the ***boat layout ones, never to be seen again!!!! I needed them so I can scan the TAF in the cave w/ mustache layout one hee hee:D :D
I have dupes, you can thank yer mother for that......or yer Ex-:idea:

[MAXIMUS]

Bench racing license??? Chicks with dicks??? Guru's sex change??? WTF??? There was a time when it was cool to be in here! I think at that time there was only like one other personel besides myself, but none the less...:notam: Now its a ****ing freak show... Friggen MTV exploited this now too! :rolleyes:
Hey everybody lets all be fags in the bench racing section! Its so cool!!!! :mad: What the hell???? what happend to the "SAND BAR" where all the really swinging sacks were hangin??? :rolleyes:

[lucky]

Bench racing license??? Chicks with dicks??? Guru's sex change??? WTF??? There was a time when it was cool to be in here! I think at that time there was only like one other personel besides myself, but none the less...:notam: Now its a ****ing freak show... Friggen MTV exploited this now too! :rolleyes:
Hey everybody lets all be fags in the bench racing section! Its so cool!!!! :mad: What the hell???? what happend to the "SAND BAR" where all the really swinging sacks were hangin??? :rolleyes:
eat my man hood Maxi :D ps I will be asking you Questions about enduro boats - beware Mr Fairy :D

[photo chick]

Bench racing license??? Chicks with dicks??? Guru's sex change??? WTF??? There was a time when it was cool to be in here! I think at that time there was only like one other personel besides myself, but none the less...:notam: Now its a ****ing freak show... Friggen MTV exploited this now too! :rolleyes:
Hey everybody lets all be fags in the bench racing section! Its so cool!!!! :mad: What the hell???? what happend to the "SAND BAR" where all the really swinging sacks were hangin??? :rolleyes:
I believe the Guru sex change but who's the chick with a dick?:eek:

[dragboat]

I believe the Guru sex change but who's the chick with a dick?:eek:
Whats up with Maxie's avatar? :D

[rrrr]

Now its a ****ing freak show... Friggen MTV exploited this now too! :rolleyes:
This from a guy that takes body hair to an entirely new level.........:eek: :eek:
But the facial hair makes your nose look smaller, Maxi. :D
http://www.frightenstein.com/goodies/hhof-wolfman.jpg

[Kim Hanson]

Supplying the enemy w/ ammo (pics) then call in the pack of wolves. Thanks Sis!:devil: I have a couple snap shots I could auction off to the highest bidder (Tom Brown or BI). You name it I got it. Pic chick doing the dragboat lay out, baby in the bath pics, or how about Girl Scouts / Brownies pics?
What should we start the bidding at?:idea:
:D Just kidding sis, I'd never do that but I know who would:jawdrop:
I just need to know, am I the enemy or the lone wolf ? Sorry pack of wolves :D ...........( . )( . )............:D

[Kim Hanson]

Bench racing license??? Chicks with dicks??? Guru's sex change??? WTF??? There was a time when it was cool to be in here! I think at that time there was only like one other personel besides myself, but none the less...:notam: Now its a ****ing freak show... Friggen MTV exploited this now too! :rolleyes:
Hey everybody lets all be fags in the bench racing section! Its so cool!!!! :mad: What the hell???? what happend to the "SAND BAR" where all the really swinging sacks were hangin??? :rolleyes:
All there nuts shriveled up like grapes, nothing swinging up thar :D Except EasyKiller ............( . )( . )......or trying to or something like that:D :D

[TAF]

I just need to know, am I the enemy or the lone wolf ? Sorry pack of wolves :D ...........( . )( . )............:D
Kim you'd be the runt outcast wolf, but I'd hang w/ ya:D
:idea:

[TAF]

When you say "enemy" you wouldn't be refering to ME would you?
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5923/airplaneim0.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Yes I was referring to you and some one else but in a kinder more friendly way. You do great work........................I think:idea: As long as you keep hiding behind that "Hot" avatar you won't hear me complain.
I was just pointing out and/or trying to figure out my sis' alterior motives.

[photo chick]

She said if I could make you look like a fool, she'd have dinner with me :D
:D :D :D :D

[Jetboatguru]

:D :D :D :D
Thanks sis!

[photo chick]

Thanks sis!
Be nice or I'll make you have dinner with me:eek: :eek:

[dragboat]

So... Whats for dinner?:D

[photo chick]

So... Whats for dinner?:D
For you... whatever you're cooking:D :D ....for Guru fried worms!!:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

[lucky]

For you... whatever you're cooking:D :D ....for Guru fried worms!!:jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Really - i heard he was serving up italian sausage - - lol - fag :)

[photo chick]

Really - i heard he was serving up italian sausage - - lol - fag :)
He saves that specialty for you....:eek: :eek: ..Fag!!

[TAF]

Really - i heard he was serving up italian sausage - - lol - fag :)
:D

[TAF]

He saves that specialty for you....:eek: :eek: ..Fag!!
Next time he's in town we'll have to find a place to take him to. :D
Yes, I've tried it and liked it! Sushi, that is!:D

[MAXIMUS]

For you... whatever you're cooking:D :D ....for Guru fried worms!!:jawdrop: :jawdrop:
And for you a jar of gravy & a large vegetable of my choice! I was thinking of a jicama or something...:crossx: Maybe for desert a.... pineapple... no wait a.... WATERMELON! :devil:

[MAXIMUS]

Whats up with Maxie's avatar? :D
WHY??? Does it make you feel funny??? Like a young boy playing with dirty laundery...:notam:

[dragboat]

WHY??? Does it make you feel funny??? Like a young boy playing with dirty laundery...:notam:
LMAO:D You do have a gift!

[lucky]

He saves that specialty for you....:eek: :eek: ..Fag!!
dam left overs if you ask me - looks like a tigar got a hold of it :eek:

[photo chick]

And for you a jar of gravy & a large vegetable of my choice! I was thinking of a jicama or something...:crossx: Maybe for desert a.... pineapple... no wait a.... WATERMELON! :devil:
Nummy Maxi thanks!!! When's dinner? I love gravy :rolleyes: And what is jicama, dare I ask? I prefer pineapple BTW:D :D

[MAXIMUS]

Nummy Maxi thanks!!! When's dinner? I love gravy :rolleyes: And what is jicama, dare I ask? I prefer pineapple BTW:D :D
Jicama is from the "ROOT" family...:crossx: Its usually fat, not real long, but bumpy on the outside & somewhat hard. Usually served straight up with a hint of salt!:crossx:

[MAXIMUS]

What happend to havasuwhiner??? Barn??? drop the hate & discontent & start wearing some tie die shirts man... Brown I'm sure could hook you up. By the way where the hell is uncle tee??? He should be fluffin for you...:devil:

[TAF]

Nummy Maxi thanks!!! When's dinner? I love gravy :rolleyes: And what is jicama, dare I ask? I prefer pineapple BTW:D :D
:eek: :idea:

[lucky]

What happend to havasuwhiner??? Barn??? drop the hate & discontent & start wearing some tie die shirts man... Brown I'm sure could hook you up. By the way where the hell is uncle tee??? He should be fluffin for you...:devil:
Yea its about U.t Time - Did he shorten up his lower unit ? dam Garage racer !that boat of his couldn't touch Browns glasstron :):D

[rrrr]

Jicama is from the "ROOT" family...:crossx: Its usually fat, not real long, but bumpy on the outside & somewhat hard. Usually served straight up with a hint of salt!:crossx:
LMAO!!! :D

[MAXIMUS]

LMAO:D You do have a gift!
Its more of a curse...:( Im like fat bastard... tough on the outside & scared & lonely on the inside!:notam:

[lucky]

Its more of a curse...:( Im like fat bastard... tough on the outside & scared & lonely on the inside!:notam:
Until him and rrr- hit the gay bar - then hes all warm and cozy inside :D
( () ) (=======8 = Fagssssssss lmao

[photo chick]

Hey TAF loose the avatar...that chicks ugly!!!!

[Jetboatguru]

Hey TAF loose the avatar...that chicks ugly!!!!
Thats not nice!
Tee Hee!
Love ya sis!

[photo chick]

Thats not nice!
Tee Hee!
Love ya sis!
As you've made perfectly clear....I'M NOT NICE!!!!!!
Love ya bro:D :D TEE HEE

[Kim Hanson]

Hey TAF loose the avatar...that chicks ugly!!!!
What ya talking about Willis :D :D I would crawl over broken glass..1 mile to see those .......( . )( . ).,s !:D :D

[photo chick]

What ya talking about Willis :D :D I would crawl over broken glass..1 mile to see those .......( . )( . ).,s !:D :D
Even in the gay plaid dress?:D :D

[dragboat]

Even in the gay plaid dress?:D :D
That just adds to the fun of it all:D

[photo chick]

That just adds to the fun of it all:D
Yeah I look all nice and innocent don't I.....Just like real life:D :D

[TAF]

Hey TAF loose the avatar...that chicks ugly!!!!
The better to see you, "my little pretty"!:devil:
:D
Hey Lor, don't you think some of those horn dofs out there had fantasies about hooking up w/ Dorothy even though she probably was dead and gone before they were born? In Lucky's case I think he just wanted a little tail (Totos)?:idea:
:D

[TAF]

This new photo is on this site 800 times now!!! (and counting) The day is young!:D

[photo chick]

This new photo is on this site 800 times now!!! (and counting) The day is young!:D
You will learn to regret this!!!:jawdrop: :D :D

[Jetboatguru]

The better to see you, "my little pretty"!:devil:
:D
Hey Lor, don't you think some of those horn dofs out there had fantasies about hooking up w/ Dorothy even though she probably was dead and gone before they were born? In Lucky's case I think he just wanted a little tail (Totos)?:idea:
:D
I think lots of people have fantasies about it.
Love ya sis!

[photo chick]

I think lots of people have fantasies about it.
Love ya sis!
Whatever!!!! Love ya brother:devil:

[dragboat]

Photo Chick is a Babe! :D

[TAF]

Photo Chick is a Babe! :D
Brooke Shields was on it and "Hot", sassy,and funny. I think she may end up being a new semi-regular on the show. :sqeyes: Did I say she was "Hot". :idea:

[photo chick]

Photo Chick is a Babe! :D
Thanks babe!!!:D :D

[TAF]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5227/whistleon7.gif (http://imageshack.us)
:D
:idea: How does BI swing from a females:confused: Just when I thought things were going to ease up:sqeyes: :( . My sis has her new bobcat Moses and now I think I will be feeling like Noah cause "a Hard rain is gunna fall" or was that Bob Dillon?:idea: I'm so confused.:confused:

[photo chick]

:idea: How does BI swing from a females:confused: Just when I thought things were going to ease up:sqeyes: :( . My sis has her new bobcat Moses and now I think I will be feeling like Noah cause "a Hard rain is gunna fall" or was that Bob Dillon?:idea: I'm so confused.:confused:
I'll help you figure it out.....look at my AVATAR bro!!!!
love ya:D :D

[lucky]

My god I pissed my pants - errr i diddled - nice Avatar's you two :) lmao Rob - arn't the chicks hot at your wall mart :D Are you in charge of the panty deptment :) Hooooosssser -- Lori your evil

[photo chick]

My god I pissed my pants - errr i diddled - nice Avatar's you two :) lmao Rob - arn't the chicks hot at your wall mart :D Are you in charge of the panty deptment :) Hooooosssser -- Lori your evil
I'm not evil...I'm not I'm not!!!!!!! I prefer to think of myself as funny:D :D
I have pics of you lucky, I'll have a nice avatar made up for you

[lucky]

I'm not evil...I'm not I'm not!!!!!!! I prefer to think of myself as funny:D :D
I have pics of you lucky, I'll have a nice avatar made up for you
I bet you will :devil: Notice Evil is Just letter short of the Devil - don't make me go horney on you :) :D

[Kim Hanson]

I'm not evil...I'm not I'm not!!!!!!! I prefer to think of myself as funny:D :D
I have pics of you lucky, I'll have a nice avatar made up for you
I keep say that same thing " I'm not evil...I'm not I'm not!!!!!!! " I wonder why they won't let me back on some sites though .BANNED ..........( . )( . ).............:D :D

[photo chick]

I keep say that same thing " I'm not evil...I'm not I'm not!!!!!!! " I wonder why they won't let me back on some sites though .BANNED ..........( . )( . ).............:D :D
But I'm really not!:D :D

[TAF]

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1167/thebenchracerskk1.jpg
:D :D :D :D
Great work! I know "Lucky" is in the middle and 396 is on the right but who is on the left? Is his name "Monica"?:idea: :jawdrop: :D

[MAXIMUS]

Now that is what I call a good lookin group of amigos! :crossx:

[lucky]

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1167/thebenchracerskk1.jpg
:D :D :D :D
dam _ i have homies - and what a handsom fag :) lol
:D I feel special in a non retarded , but gay way :) :D

[lucky]

focker made ma laugh - thank you for makin me smile on a shitty day - love ya :) :D

[lucky]

that looks like a Manica :eek:

[Kim Hanson]

But I'm really not!:D :D
Ditto.........( . )( . )........;) :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1167/thebenchracerskk1.jpg
:D :D :D :D
That is good........( . )( . ).........:D :D

[dragboat]

But I'm really Hot!:D :D
Fixed the typo for ya, No problem.:D

[Biglue]

focker made ma laugh - thank you for makin me smile on a shitty day - love ya :) :D
fag. :jawdrop:

[Kim Hanson]

fag. :jawdrop:
Look who's talking shitty fingers :D :D .........( . )( . )........Oh yeah you are black :D

[photo chick]

Fixed the typo for ya, No problem.:D
:D :D I:D already have one guy out there who loves to change my posts...I sure don't need another one!!!:D :D But thanks!!

[dragboat]

:D :D I:D already have one guy out there who loves to change my posts...I sure don't need another one!!!:D :D But thanks!!
You're very welcome.:D

[Biglue]

Look who's talking shitty fingers :D :D .........( . )( . )........Oh yeah you are black :D
You call me down again, I'll go buy a really heavy coat and go hunt cher ass down. :mad: :D

[Kim Hanson]

You call me down again, I'll go buy a really heavy coat and go hunt cher ass down. :mad: :D
I didn't call you down Luey and you would need more than a heavy coat ,-40 here.......( . )( . )............
:eek: :D

[dragboat]

I didn't call you down Luey and you would need more than a heavy coat ,-40 here.......( . )( . )............
:eek: :D
-40 !!!:eek: You cant be doing much other than trying to survive.

[Biglue]

-40 !!!:eek: You cant be doing much other than trying to survive.
He just cuddles with a big hairy man......cold nights are a welcomed thing for ole Kimmy. :D

[photo chick]

-40 !!!:eek: You cant be doing much other than trying to survive.
Can you believe people live in that temp? And I keep complaining about Dallas's nasty weather:eek:

[lucky]

Can you believe people live in that temp? And I keep complaining about Dallas's nasty weather:eek:
Mullets keep their necks warm :) :D its good

[Kim Hanson]

-40 !!!:eek: You cant be doing much other than trying to survive.
I went and stocked up on beer :idea: You can't work in that shit :D :D ......( . )( . )..........

[Kim Hanson]

He just cuddles with a big hairy man......cold nights are a welcomed thing for ole Kimmy. :D
You dreamer you :D :D .........( . )( . )..........

[Kim Hanson]

Can you believe people live in that temp? And I keep complaining about Dallas's nasty weather:eek:
I can relate to that, I hate it !........( . )( . )...............:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Mullets keep their necks warm :) :D its good
See they do come in handy............( . )( . )............:idea: :D :D

[dragboat]

He just cuddles with a big hairy man......cold nights are a welcomed thing for ole Kimmy. :D
So whats up with his Velcro glove issue? Is that something he really needs or is he just showing off?:eek:

[Kim Hanson]

So whats up with his Velcro glove issue? Is that something he really needs or is he just showing off?:eek:
We will see with Dick Jane, velcro just keeps me latched onto them......easier to reel them in that way :idea: ........( . )( . )..........:D :D

[dragboat]

We will see with Dick Jane, velcro just keeps me latched onto them......easier to reel them in that way :idea: ........( . )( . )..........:D :D
I'm thinking you'll need to show your BR license for that kind of action. :eek:

[photo chick]

I'm thinking you'll need to show your BR license for that kind of action. :eek:
Did ya get your BR license yet Dragboat? :D

[Kim Hanson]

I'm thinking you'll need to show your BR license for that kind of action. :eek:
I don't need to show focking BR Licence .....( . )( . )..........:D :D The name should work :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Did ya get your BR license yet Dragboat? :D
I bet it's in the mail, as we speak :D :D ...........( . )( . )............

[dragboat]

Did ya get your BR license yet Dragboat? :D
I'm still out waiting at the mailbox everyday.:D Did you get yours yet?

[photo chick]

I'm still out waiting at the mailbox everyday.:D Did you get yours yet?
I was told since I had big knockers I didn't have to have one :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

I was told since I had big knockers I didn't have to have one :D :D
You got that right, less nut swingers the better and DragBoat, your computer must have a virus if it keeps tell you you have mail and run to the door and nothing :D :D ........( . )( . )............

[Biglue]

I was told since I had big knockers I didn't have to have one :D :D
Your knockers aren't going to get you far around this bunch hun. :jawdrop: :D

[Kim Hanson]

Your knockers aren't going to get you far around this bunch hun. :jawdrop: :D
Oh yes they will.........( . )( . )...........:idea: :D :D

[rrrr]

Your knockers aren't going to get you far around this bunch hun. :jawdrop: :D
Speak for yourself, sausage breath. :jawdrop: :D

[dragboat]

Something about ..........>This thread is useless without pictures<.......:D
And NOT of you Kimmy :eek: ya fag

[Kim Hanson]

Something about ..........>This thread is useless without pictures<.......:D
And NOT you Kimmy :eek: ya fag
I will not post up pictures of her, she is " TIT's " though.........( . )( . )......:idea:

[photo chick]

I will not post up pictures of her, she is " TIT's " though.........( . )( . )......:idea:
WHO?:confused:

[Kim Hanson]

WHO?:confused:
YOU :D :D ...........( . )( . ).....................

[dragboat]

Even in the gay plaid dress?:D :D
..

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1167/thebenchracerskk1.jpg
Oh damn!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

..
Are those spatter spots :D :D ........( . )( . )..........She would look hot in even a pair of coveralls :idea:

[Kim Hanson]

Oh damn!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D
You in that picture? :D :D .............( . )( . ).............

[photo chick]

..
What's this mean?:D

[TAF]

You in that picture? :D :D .............( . )( . ).............
On the right w/the red cap and rainbow pride triangle on his shirt.:sqeyes: You might have seen him previously wearing a black trench coat w/ a turkey leg in hand.

[lucky]

I'm back fockers - it will take me a lil while to catch up on the threads but i would like to tell everyone to Fock off :D You will see all kinds of sheep that look like me - God i loved Oaklahomo :)

[TAF]

What's this mean?:D
Did you look into airfare to Burbank or Bako yet?:idea:
:D

[lucky]

Did you look into airfare to Burbank or Bako yet?:idea:
:D
morning princess :devil:

[TAF]

morning princess :devil:
Have you any wool?:jawdrop: :idea:

[photo chick]

Did you look into airfare to Burbank or Bako yet?:idea:
:D
Yep....it's too expensive...bummer

[lucky]

Have you any wool?:jawdrop: :idea:
did you know they make condoms out of sheep :

[TAF]

did you know they make condoms out of sheep :
Never liked them and haven't had any need for 'em in such a long time. That'd be both the condoms and/ or the sheep ever. We have plenty of 'em here in AZ Lucky. You didn't have to go all the way to OK to find some. Oh that's right you were looking for OKlaHomo sheep. Nope, none here:)
:D

[Kim Hanson]

I'm back fockers - it will take me a lil while to catch up on the threads but i would like to tell everyone to Fock off :D You will see all kinds of sheep that look like me - God i loved Oaklahomo :)
Great now we get to hear sheep booing instead of baaing:D :D .........( . )( . ).......Good your back, now fock off too!:D :D

[dragboat]

Great now we get to hear sheep booing instead of baaing:D :D .........( . )( . ).......Good your back, now fock off too!:D :D
Sheep Booing!?:D :D :D LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dragboat]

I don't need to show focking BR Licence .....( . )( . )..........:D :D The name should work :D :D
..

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Funny....... I can understand both of them..... :eek:
Would that be a gift or a curse? http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
tell them fockers:D to have a feww jd shots:devil: its cheaper than the translator...
and then the will understand just fine...

[EAZYKILLER2006]

I dont think I could do the women slamm thing, unless it's that ronjane lady.:D
So who do you think would make a good mentor and why?
damn... another dude who wont give a woman:D a good SLAM...WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT?...WHATS A GURRRLEY TA DO...

[dragboat]

damn... another dude who wont give a woman:D a good SLAM...WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT?...WHATS A GURRRLEY TA DO...
A Good Slammin? ... Oh Hell Yea! :wink:

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Your knockers aren't going to get you far around this bunch hun. :jawdrop: :D
how about both of us together will that work? ...but i get on top, lori...damn wendy wont let me ...but lori :devil: and i have an agreement ...we take turns...:D shes just kewl like that...

[dragboat]

You can tell Kim is back, some of the live stalk are getting nervous.:D
And the sheep are smiling!:D
http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/4352/twin_sheep_2004_062_copy_dce.jpg

[Biglue]

how about both of us together will that work? ...but i get on top, lori...damn wendy wont let me ...but lori :devil: and i have an agreement ...we take turns...:D shes just kewl like that...
You're making me have inpure thoughts. :D

[lucky]

WE WHERE AT RUED WINERY AND LOOK WHO SHOWED UP :devil:
HAD BLOW UP DOLLS AND ALL

[Kim Hanson]

You can tell Kim is back, some of the live stalk are getting nervous.:D
And the sheep are smiling!:D
http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/4352/twin_sheep_2004_062_copy_dce.jpg
I have not heard any Bahhhhhooohhhhing yet :D :D ..........( . )( . )..........

[dragboat]

Yet?:D :D :rolleyes:

[Kim Hanson]

Yet?:D :D :rolleyes:
I have to go on a beer run yetty :D ........( . )( . )......:D

[dragboat]

While your out can you stop by the Bench Racers License Station and pick up the written test? I think I'm ready for it (the test that is) I've been studying (lurking).:D

[Kim Hanson]

While your out can you stop by the Bench Racers License Station and pick up the written test? I think I'm ready for it (the test that is) I've been studying (lurking).:D
Lurking is not allowed in any way, it is pick name and fire away :D :D ...........( . )( . )..............:idea:

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Lurking is not allowed in any way, it is pick name and fire away :D :D ...........( . )( . )..............:idea:
http://www.glamisdunes.com/invision/style_emoticons/default/poke.gifhi kimmy:D
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l109/mp2zone/img/hi-hello-aloha/80.gif

[Kim Hanson]

http://www.glamisdunes.com/invision/style_emoticons/default/poke.gifhi kimmy:D
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l109/mp2zone/img/hi-hello-aloha/80.gif
Whats up :D ...........( . )( . )............

[EAZYKILLER2006]

Whats up :D ...........( . )( . )............
well... there you are:devil:

[Kim Hanson]

well... there you are:devil:
I am all over the place..........( . )( . )..............I make my rounds everyday :D :D ;)

[dragboat]

It's hard work ...........:rolleyes: but someones got to do it!

[Kim Hanson]

It's hard work ...........:rolleyes: but someones got to do it!
Beer, sweat and keyboards gets me through it..........( . )( . )..........:D :D

[dragboat]

Beer, sweat and keyboards gets me through it..........( . )( . )..........:D :D
I can't keep up with you.......Maybe someday.:D :rolleyes:

[Kim Hanson]

I can't keep up with you.......Maybe someday.:D :rolleyes:
It would be hard if I wasn't working :D :D ...........( . )( . )............I make time for my friends though :)

[dragboat]

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/4352/twin_sheep_2004_062_copy_dce.jpg
Some of Kim's "friends" :rolleyes: :D :D
.

[Kim Hanson]

Some of Kim's "friends" :rolleyes: :D :D
.
You are one and you don't even know it :D :D ..........( . )( . )...........

[dragboat]

You are one and you don't even know it :D :D ..........( . )( . )...........
Thanks Kim.........Back at ya........Is my face red,:o ....I guess coming out is a right of passage here in Bench Racers............Now...............Wheres My License ?!?! .......You Fockers.......:D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Thanks Kim.........Back at ya........Is my face red,:o ....I guess coming out is a right of passage here in Bench Racers............Now...............Wheres My License ?!?! .......You Fockers.......:D :D :D
You have your licence, it's called a keyboard :D :D Welcome to world of bullshitting, I don't bullshit though :D :D ..........( . )( . ).........I am still here though, must be my kick arse boats :D :D

[dragboat]

You have your licence, it's called a keyboard :D :D Welcome to world of bullshitting, I don't bullshit though :D :D ..........( . )( . ).........I am still here though, must be my kick arse boats :D :D
Thank you Mr Hanson Sir, :D :D :D
I GOT MY LICENSE!!!!!!
I GOT MY LICENSE!!!!!!
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D

[Kim Hanson]

Thank you Mr Hanson Sir, :D :D :D
I GOT MY LICENSE!!!!!!
I GOT MY LICENSE!!!!!!
WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
Please don't call me " SIR ", Or Mr Hanson...Kim is greaaaattttttttt:D :D ..........( . )( . ).............

[dragboat]

Please don't call me " SIR ", Or Mr Hanson...Kim is greaaaattttttttt:D :D ..........( . )( . ).............
You got it Kim....................:) sir :D

[OKIE-JET]

I think the BBAAAAAAAAAAAing has begun...:D :D

[dragboat]

I think the BBAAAAAAAAAAAing has begun...:D :D
Herd that ! :D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

You got it Kim....................:) sir :D
Did your keyboard crap out, I bet you were going for seriously :D :D .......( . )( . )..........

[Kim Hanson]

I think the BBAAAAAAAAAAAing has begun...:D :D
Lucky isn't in here, he has his licence already...........( . )( . )...........:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

Herd that ! :D :D :D
Herd that ? You have sheep, don't let Lucky know that shit! You will have the whole town coming to see these BOOOOOOing sheep, shave them and then you will have a whole pile of wannabe wiggers like Donald coming to see something whiter then them ............( . )( . )..............
:D :D

[dragboat]

Herd that ? You have sheep, don't let Lucky know that shit! You will have the whole town coming to see these BOOOOOOing sheep, shave them and then you will have a whole pile of wannabe wiggers like Donald coming to see something whiter then them ............( . )( . )..............
:D :D
Lucky! are you going to take this lying down?:jawdrop: :eek:

[dragboat]

Lucky isn't in here, he has his license already...........( . )( . )...........:D :D
Oh.... So Lucky got his license and skipped out on us? :jawdrop: What happened to giving something back? :confused:
:D

[Kim Hanson]

Oh.... So Lucky got his license and skipped out on us? :jawdrop: What happened to giving something back? :confused:
:D
His learners permit expired...........( . )( . ).............:D :D

[dragboat]

His learners permit expired...........( . )( . ).............:D :D
Well , then DEPORT his punkA**
:D :D

[HOSS]

Where is Donald? Is he still masturbating to National Geographic magazines?

[Kim Hanson]

Where is Donald? Is he still masturbating to National Geographic magazines?
CueBall watch's it on the telly now :D :D ..........( . )( . )..........

[dragboat]

CueBall watch's it on the telly now :D :D ..........( . )( . )..........
At home pounding the flounder going through Kims pictures!:D :D

[Kim Hanson]

At home pounding the flounder going through Kims pictures!:D :D
Have you seen what those wrestlers wear, I would say more like a sardine..he shits out flounders.........( . )( . )...........:D :D I bet !

[dragboat]

Have you seen what those wrestlers wear, I would say more like a sardine..he shits out flounders.........( . )( . )...........:D :D I bet !
Wrestler..or..Wrastler?:D Wheres a good folding chair when you need one?:devil:

[Kim Hanson]

Wrestler..or..Wrastler?:D Wheres a good folding chair when you need one?:devil:
Wrasler, look at the tulip thrower :D :D I heard ebay has some cheap chairs :idea: ...........( . )( . )............:D :D

[dragboat]

Wrasler, look at the tulip thrower :D :D I heard ebay has some cheap chairs :idea: ...........( . )( . )............:D :D
Stay off Ebay Kim. D :D :eek:
http://cowboymilt.com/auctionpics/chww5.JPG

[Kim Hanson]

Stay off Ebay Kim. D :D :eek:
http://cowboymilt.com/auctionpics/chww5.JPG
Are those for CueBalls boat :D :D .........( . )( . )..........

[dragboat]

Where is Donald? Is he still masturbating to National Geographic magazines?
:lightsabe
:D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

:lightsabe
:D :D :D
If you use's the force, he sure don't have much of it eh! :D :D ............( . )( . ).........

[HOSS]

Are those for CueBalls boat :D :D .........( . )( . )..........
eheheheheheheh,,,,bet he won`t even have to bolt dem chairs down. I hear he likes to work it in slowly. He don`t just back up on it!:sqeyes: