soupersonic
01-22-2007, 06:18 PM
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitrting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Minnesota Vikings.
Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in the Twin Cities in case of a tornado?
A: To the dome - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Minesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!
Q: Why was the Minnesota coach upset when the Vikings play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Minnesota Vikings and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).
BTW this works for alot of other teams too :D
A: The Minnesota Vikings.
Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q: How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in the Twin Cities in case of a tornado?
A: To the dome - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Minesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!
Q: Why was the Minnesota coach upset when the Vikings play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Minnesota Vikings and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).
BTW this works for alot of other teams too :D