Single Man's Recipe Thread

[Angry Inch]

get drunk and try to use a grill. Make a marinade by mixing whatever the christ you can find thats a liquid or granulated solid. Marinate steak tips in the marinade for a few hours and continue to drink. Turn on grill and put steak tips on. After the first few fall through the grill, retreat to the kitchen and put steak tips on skewers. Deny to everyone else that you are drunk and to eat a bag of go **** yourself. Go back to the grill and put the new steak tips on the grill. Try to use Bacardi 151 as an additional marinade. Chalk the now charred steak tip stick as a total loss. Be escorted away from the grill by your friends and continue to drink and just let everyone else handle the food
Serves several. Unless theres a lot of fat kids, then it only serves a few.
Feel free to add some of you own...

[Havasu1986]

Lately it's been alot of nights at T.G.I.F.s. They pour and cook. No clean up.:D

[DILLIGAF]

That's funny...lol

[Moneypitt]

You CAN live on Top Ramen and Corn Flakes!! Just remember to keep the milk cold...............(you know, behind the BEER in the fridge)............MP

[Devil's Advocate]

get drunk and try to use a grill. Make a marinade by mixing whatever the christ you can find thats a liquid or granulated solid. Marinate steak tips in the marinade for a few hours and continue to drink. Turn on grill and put steak tips on. After the first few fall through the grill, retreat to the kitchen and put steak tips on skewers. Deny to everyone else that you are drunk and to eat a bag of go **** yourself. Go back to the grill and put the new steak tips on the grill. Try to use Bacardi 151 as an additional marinade. Chalk the now charred steak tip stick as a total loss. Be escorted away from the grill by your friends and continue to drink and just let everyone else handle the food
Serves several. Unless theres a lot of fat kids, then it only serves a few.
Feel free to add some of you own...
LMAO, I think I've tried that recipe..:D

[Nord]

nice......whats the matter with that??
~NORD~

[Baja Big Dog]

If it dont come though a window I dont eat it...................

[Pee Dub]

If it takes longer to cook it than to eat it, I don't f@ck with it......unless it is on the grill or smoker.

[Angry Inch]

OK another one...
First heat up some oil in a wok and forget about it
once it starts to bubble throw some frozen shrimp in
panic when it bursts into flame and then dump baking power on it
make yourself a bowl of cereal
It's Nord's favorite, esp the panic part. :D
:)

[topless]

OK another one...
First heat up some oil in a wok and forget about it
once it starts to bubble throw some frozen shrimp in
panic when it bursts into flame and then dump baking power on it
make yourself a bowl of cereal
It's Nord's favorite, esp the panic part. :D
:)I've done that before.....not fun.

[Angry Inch]

I've done that before.....not fun.
You've done Nord before?

[dumbandyoung]

You CAN live on Top Ramen and Corn Flakes!! Just remember to keep the milk cold...............(you know, behind the BEER in the fridge)............MP
f the milf..pour beer in your fruit loops;)

[bocco]

Batchelor Salad:
You get half of a head of lettuce and a bottle of salad dressing. Stand over the kitchen sink. Pour the dressing on the lettuce head and bite. No dishes, no clean up. Just rinse the sink. You can add tomato if you know how to juggle.

[AZKC]

f the milf..pour beer in your fruit loops;)
Batchelor Salad:
You get half of a head of lettuce and a bottle of salad dressing. Stand over the kitchen sink. Pour the dressing on the lettuce head and bite. No dishes, no clean up. Just rinse the sink. You can add tomato if you know how to juggle.
Wheres Froggy:D