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RitcheyRch
01-25-2007, 01:41 PM
For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all of those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.
CONCLUSION : Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you...

My Man's Sportin' Wood
01-25-2007, 01:45 PM
Lol

707dog
01-25-2007, 03:08 PM
lmao thats good!!