****!

[MAXIMUS]

:notam:

[photo chick]

:notam:
******#%$@!!!!:D

[TAF]

******#%$@!!!!:D
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! & ? @ "(.)(.)"?:idea:
:D

[lucky]

#$$*! maxi #*** :D ohh and##### !

[MAXIMUS]

****!:notam:

[lilrick]

...talk about playin' in the slop!

[Kim Hanson]

...talk about playin' in the slop!
They are speaking in " Eazy Killer 2007 " :D :D .........( . )( . )..........

[photo chick]

I lvoe tihs trheda!!!! @$$#%%^%!

[Kim Hanson]

I lvoe tihs trheda!!!! @$$#%%^%!
Whut da hell aur yew takin about? Maxi is takin in Spanish I recon ? Yew must be takin in RedNeck..lol..........( . )( . )........:D :D

[Firecracker]

:notam:
Lil unhappy? :boxingguy

[MAXIMUS]

Lil unhappy? :boxingguy
No just conducting a test of the emergency broad cast hot boat bench racing form... Is there something I can do for you little gimpy???:devil:

[Firecracker]

No just conducting a test of the emergency broad cast hot boat bench racing form... Is there something I can do for you little gimpy???:devil:
Well since you are offering... :eek: :D

[MAXIMUS]

Well since you are offering... :eek: :D
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[NUTHIN]

tahw eht lleh si siht tihs. ouy elpoep nikcuf pirt em tuo. ekat siht daerht dna eteled ti. sti sselhtrow tuohtiw scip nekcuf hcneb srecar. ruoy lla yag:rolleyes: :D

[396_WAYS_TO_SPIT]

tahw eht lleh si siht tihs. ouy elpoep nikcuf pirt em tuo. ekat siht daerht dna eteled ti. sti sselhtrow tuohtiw scip nekcuf hcneb srecar. ruoy lla yag:rolleyes: :D
Now thats style:D

[Firecracker]

:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
I know! I know! I know! Chop my foot off, give me a fakey, and I can walk again!!! No more gimpy!

[MAXIMUS]

I know! I know! I know! Chop my foot off, give me a fakey, and I can walk again!!! No more gimpy!
Hmmm, are we talking like a wood foot???:messedup:

[MAXIMUS]

I know lets go sking behind somebodies over powered tub at really friggen high speeds... I'm curious to see what would happen???:rolleyes: lol Amy you there??? Amy... lol:D

[lucky]

I know lets go sking behind somebodies over powered tub at really friggen high speeds... I'm curious to see what would happen???:rolleyes: lol Amy you there??? Amy... lol:D
is this the big gay jesus's idea of walking on water - lol Hello Ben :)_ :D

[MAXIMUS]

is this the big gay jesus's idea of walking on water - lol Hello Ben :)_ :D
**** off! lucky....:notam:

[lucky]

**** off! lucky....:notam:
lol :D couldn't let that go by :)

[MAXIMUS]

lololololololololol.....:notam: Thats just dumb luck! lol now that is funny!:D
Now back to the thread topic... or you will be kicked back to the sandbar!
.....................****!:notam:

[Biglue]

Hmmm, are we talking like a wood foot???:messedup:
I gotta a foot of wood for ya. :D

[rrrr]

I gotta a foot of wood for ya. :D
Left over from an orange crate at the roadside stand, Lue?

[Biglue]

Left over from an orange crate at the roadside stand, Lue?
:D :D :D :D
It's also seen a few peanuts too. :D

[MAXIMUS]

I love peanut butter...:)

[lilrick]

...butt butter you mean?

[lilrick]

...or maybe penis butter???

[Moneypitt]

...butt butter you mean?
...or maybe penis butter???
What are you doing here?? Get your mind out of the gutter, purify your thoughts, be one with the boat!!! If you're not working, you should be sleeping. If you're not working or sleeping, you should be working on your boat!!! No excuses, get to work........Oh, and NO grocery stores, you don't have to eat!!!..............MP

[Kim Hanson]

What are you doing here?? Get your mind out of the gutter, purify your thoughts, be one with the boat!!! If you're not working, you should be sleeping. If you're not working or sleeping, you should be working on your boat!!! No excuses, get to work........Oh, and NO grocery stores, you don't have to eat!!!..............MP
Why now MP is butt butter and penis butter that filling :D :D .........( . )( . )........

[bead]

check your messages

[Moneypitt]

Why now MP is butt butter and penis butter that filling :D :D .........( . )( . )........
It's not about that, its about him spending his money on groceries instead of boat racing!!!! A mans got to have priorities..............And this uphostered cesspool is not the place for him to be hanging out..........He must remain focused and of pure thoughts.....Just ask Maxi how his driver does it, pure thoughts, clean mind, no distractions, at one with the boat, ......................be the boat........MP

[Kim Hanson]

[QUOTE=bead;2377465]check your messages[/QUOTE
got.........( . )( . )............;)

[lilrick]

It's not about that, its about him spending his money on groceries instead of boat racing!!!! A mans got to have priorities..............And this uphostered cesspool is not the place for him to be hanging out..........He must remain focused and of pure thoughts.....Just ask Maxi how his driver does it, pure thoughts, clean mind, no distractions, at one with the boat, ......................be the boat........MP
thanks coach....stay focused. got it. I've beenworking on er nice and steady!

[MAXIMUS]

It's not about that, its about him spending his money on groceries instead of boat racing!!!! A mans got to have priorities..............And this uphostered cesspool is not the place for him to be hanging out..........He must remain focused and of pure thoughts.....Just ask Maxi how his driver does it, pure thoughts, clean mind, no distractions, at one with the boat, ......................be the boat........MP
percisely why I do not drive! I like to eat, talk shit, masturbate, & eat... no time to become one with anything!:crossx:

[MAXIMUS]

**** Yea!!!!

[lucky]

percisely why I do not drive! I like to eat, talk shit, masturbate, & eat... no time to become one with anything!:crossx:
Nice - sooooo tell us What do your fingers taste like ? vasaline - or ky :D

[MAXIMUS]

Nice - sooooo tell us What do your fingers taste like ? vasaline - or ky :D
you need help...

[MAXIMUS]

I am fixing my jet boat... somebody touch me!:devil:

[Kim Hanson]

I am fixing my jet boat... somebody touch me!:devil:
JetBoat guy talking gay and shit, do I have to learn that shit now since I have a squirt boat? :D :D .......( . )( . )............I have 2 days for you to teach me squirt boy and make it snappy, burning daylight, so grab a biscuit and speak boy :D

[MAXIMUS]

JetBoat guy talking gay and shit, do I have to learn that shit now since I have a squirt boat? :D :D .......( . )( . )............I have 2 days for you to teach me squirt boy and make it snappy, burning daylight, so grab a biscuit and speak boy :D
Did you buy a squirter???:jawdrop:

[Kim Hanson]

Did you buy a squirter???:jawdrop:
I bought one from Mouzer, 18' Kona.......( . )( . ).........Its sitting in stoarge in California :D :D

[rrrr]

I bought one from Mouzer, 18' Kona.......( . )( . ).........Its sitting in stoarge in California :D :D
I guess if you get bored you can sell it back to him for more than you paid for it.....:D :D

[Tom Brown]

***** http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

[MAXIMUS]

***** http://www.***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif
:idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

[Kim Hanson]

I guess if you get bored you can sell it back to him for more than you paid for it.....:D :D
I need ay least 6 days off for the trip :( I don't think so.........( . )( . ).......:D :D

[MAXIMUS]

*!

[lucky]

fricken my man sack is drained

[dmontzsta]

fricken my man sack is drained
Is Kim there? :)

[MAXIMUS]

Holy ****** S***.... Did you see that???:eek:

[Biglue]

Is Kim there? :)
Why, are you his back up? Always hanging around to catch the scraps that fall off the table aren't cha? :D

[Roland the Fisherman]

Geeeze!:( I used to be able to read and understand Bench Racer..... but now it's just all ****!

[rrrr]

:220v: It's those fawkin jet boaters, Roland.....someone turned them loose in here.
They've been going on for weeks about some stupid hunk of aluminum......

[Roland the Fisherman]

:220v: It's those fawkin jet boaters, Roland.....someone turned them loose in here.
They've been going on for weeks about some stupid hunk of aluminum......
Well...at least thats better than the cast iron crap the use for their motors. Yes sir, skillets, frying pans and jet boat motors it's all gooooood.

[lucky]

everyones always wanting to drain my sack -- fricken fags :D well except for steve :) you still got "that" girl on the side :) lmao

[HOSS]

:d :d :d

[MAXIMUS]

High roland.... How the hell have you been amgio??? long time no bitch slappy!:)

[Roland the Fisherman]

everyones always wanting to drain my sack -- fricken fags :D well except for steve :) you still got "that" girl on the side :) lmao
On the side? Christ! On her back, knees, one leg in the air, ankles behind the ears, on all fours, man I could go on all day but then I'd just be bragg'n.:D

[Roland the Fisherman]

High roland.... How the hell have you been amgio??? long time no bitch slappy!:)
I've been good. I was just sitt'n on the can the other day and as I took a swipe it came to me "I wonder how the o'le gang is doing down under the barrel in Bench Racers". Looks a little like someone left the door open from the Sand Bar.
How have you been? Still racing that sweet old boat?:) How about you Hoss, things getting back to normal down in the Big Easy?

[sorry dog]

On the side? Christ! On her back, knees, one leg in the air, ankles behind the ears, on all fours, man I could go on all day but then I'd just be bragg'n.:D
What the ****... no recent pics of you and lucky's wife??

[lucky]

What the ****... no recent pics of you and lucky's wife??
come on Bri - you've already seen pics of My biatches - just look at the avatar :)

[MAXIMUS]

I've been good. I was just sitt'n on the can the other day and as I took a swipe it came to me "I wonder how the o'le gang is doing down under the barrel in Bench Racers". Looks a little like someone left the door open from the Sand Bar.
How have you been? Still racing that sweet old boat?:) How about you Hoss, things getting back to normal down in the Big Easy?
Yea still loosing my ass finacially with this whole racing thing... But I look good!:D I recommend to anybody wanting to go broke to try boat racing! It kicks ass!:jawdrop: Have you thought about getting a bayliner just so we can chew the fat on setups n shit... You wouldn't feel so inadiquet around lucky & bi glue!:idea: I was thinking about one of those fold up swim ladder add ons for this season... they look really bitchen if you install them 2 inches higer than the instructions call for...:)

[MAXIMUS]

What the ****... no recent pics of you and lucky's wife??
getthe****outaheredog....BITCH!

[Roland the Fisherman]

Yea still loosing my ass finacially with this whole racing thing... But I look good!:D I recommend to anybody wanting to go broke to try boat racing! It kicks ass!:jawdrop: Have you thought about getting a bayliner just so we can chew the fat on setups n shit... You wouldn't feel so inadiquet around lucky & bi glue!:idea: I was thinking about one of those fold up swim ladder add ons for this season... they look really bitchen if you install them 2 inches higer than the instructions call for...:)
The Bayliner is a good idea but I need to take baby steps after sell'n the outboard. Thinking about gett'n and racing a late 60's Kona. If I purchase smart I'll find one with the same motor as my late 60's Chevy Custom Apache 1/2 ton. How cool would I look doing engine swaps between rounds. Does Pep Boys still stock chrome valve covers for a straight 6? Sweeeeeet!

[dmontzsta]

The Bayliner is a good idea but I need to take baby steps after sell'n the outboard. Thinking about gett'n and racing a late 60's Kona. If I purchase smart I'll find one with the same motor as my late 60's Chevy Custom Apache 1/2 ton. How cool would I look doing engine swaps between rounds. Does Pep Boys still stock chrome valve covers for a straight 6? Sweeeeeet!
When are you ready to make that move, let me know. I would like to join your crew! I can come out and polish your twisty headers and maybe gas up the motor and make sure the dual dominator 1050s are pumping plenty of fuel for that straight 6. :D

[lucky]

I would gladly donate a velocity stack - you would get an extra 15 hp out of that small block - I even have a complete set of Chrome Wing nuts for the cal chrome extra tall push rod covers ! Now Steve you know as well as i that Kona's run better with threw transom exsaust :D and oldsmobilessssss :D

[MAXIMUS]

The Bayliner is a good idea but I need to take baby steps after sell'n the outboard. Thinking about gett'n and racing a late 60's Kona. If I purchase smart I'll find one with the same motor as my late 60's Chevy Custom Apache 1/2 ton. How cool would I look doing engine swaps between rounds. Does Pep Boys still stock chrome valve covers for a straight 6? Sweeeeeet!
Naw... I'm done with the retro shit... I'm all about performance & technology! I was at the boat show & they had a 16' force with the tatoo decal on the side. ****ing thing was off the hook. Modified straight 4 pumping + side of 125hp. With the trick powder coated underwater wing that thing has a plaining time of like 4 sec! Plus it comes with full warranty... With a performance package like this you could be the envy of the lake & not have to turn a wench! I mean wrench!:notam: later on throw a k&n on that pig with a set of low restriction mufflers & BAM! :devil: Now you have a one of a kind!:jawdrop: Next thing you know you will be taunting Uncle duchebag with his 150 strap on shiatbox & all his nut swingers...:crossx: Get that Gaypornvideo fag to tape it & we would have a whole new frontier of product to refer to here at the Bench racing division of hot boat...
**** I am good!:)

[MAXIMUS]

Ok I am off to lunch now.... biatches!

[rrrr]

Naw... I'm done with the retro shit... I'm all about performance & technology! I was at the boat show & they had a 16' force with the tatoo decal on the side. ****ing thing was off the hook. Modified straight 4 pumping + side of 125hp. With the trick powder coated underwater wing that thing has a plaining time of like 4 sec! Plus it comes with full warranty... With a performance package like this you could be the envy of the lake & not have to turn a wench! I mean wrench!:notam: later on throw a k&n on that pig with a set of low restriction mufflers & BAM! :devil: Now you have a one of a kind!:jawdrop: Next thing you know you will be taunting Uncle duchebag with his 150 strap on shiatbox & all his nut swingers...:crossx: Get that Gaypornvideo fag to tape it & we would have a whole new frontier of product to refer to here at the Bench racing division of hot boat...
**** I am good!:)
Maximus, better get that exhaust system on your truck looked at right away.....this sounds like reasoning altered by serious carbon monoxide poisoning.......:jawdrop:

[Roland the Fisherman]

I would gladly donate a velocity stack - you would get an extra 15 hp out of that small block - I even have a complete set of Chrome Wing nuts for the cal chrome extra tall push rod covers ! Now Steve you know as well as i that Kona's run better with threw transom exsaust :D and oldsmobilessssss :D
Chrome wing nuts? You just described most of the people who post in jetboates.

[Kim Hanson]

Chrome wing nuts? You just described most of the people who post in jetboates.
Or lunch buckets :D :D .........( . )( . )...........

[MAXIMUS]

Chrome wing nuts? You just described most of the people who post in jetboates.
Listen fruitbasket everybody knows you just wanted a reason to say.... NUTS...:rolleyes:

[sorry dog]

****ing stun

[MAXIMUS]

And now for my favorite word...... ****!:)

[MAXIMUS]

Second favorite word is ****!:)

[MAXIMUS]

Third would be.... ****!:devil: :)

[Roland the Fisherman]

I think you spelled word #2 wrong. What a Fug!

[MAXIMUS]

I think you spelled word #2 wrong. What a Fug!
Ya think??? Let me tell you what I think... I think somebody should design a better chewing gum that dosen't loose flavor after 2 min! I think that every town should have a legal ***** house right smack in the middle of it. That way wives & girlfriends can always be reminded to be nice! I think Gorgy is a pillow biter! I think every country that thinks the U.S. sucks won't be needing our protection or support in the future. I think all outboard boats are for men who love men! I think sushi is pretty damn tasty! Especially the fish kind! I think chips & salsa with cocktails every day at noon should be a national past time! And yes I still think lucky is delusional...:notam:

[Roland the Fisherman]

I think I'm sorry I said something.:(

[rrrr]

Someone needs to take Maximus to the vet for a rabies check. :jawdrop:

[Biglue]

Someone needs to take Maximus to the vet for a rabies check. :jawdrop:
And a rubber glove exam to make him feel better. :D

[MAXIMUS]

OHHHH my head..... what happend???:messedup:

[Kim Hanson]

Ya think??? Let me tell you what I think... I think somebody should design a better chewing gum that dosen't loose flavor after 2 min! I think that every town should have a legal ***** house right smack in the middle of it. That way wives & girlfriends can always be reminded to be nice! I think Gorgy is a pillow biter! I think every country that thinks the U.S. sucks won't be needing our protection or support in the future. I think all outboard boats are for men who love men! I think sushi is pretty damn tasty! Especially the fish kind! I think chips & salsa with cocktails every day at noon should be a national past time! And yes I still think lucky is delusional...:notam:
Okay Gay Jesus you can part water when you fart, no biggy..mine bubbles :D :D You don't need tp to wipe your arse cause your hair is right thar :D and when you getting a OB GJ........( . )( . )...........:jawdrop:

[Kim Hanson]

OHHHH my head..... what happend???:messedup:
I bet you parted water and fell down and went boom and blew the whole place apart :D :D where did you land :jawdrop: .........( . )( . )...........

[thatguy]

Oh, This is a classic shot! Wish I knew how to post it right.

[MAXIMUS]

Yea that is pretty bad ass...:D

[TAF]

Oh, This is a classic shot! Wish I knew how to post it right.
He's suppose to come to Red Bluff .

[photo chick]

He's suppose to come to Red Bluff .
Nice avatar Robbie!!! It would've been Eric's 7th B'day today:(

[Biglue]

Yea that is pretty bad ass...:D
Quick looking at my ass fag. :mad:

[MAXIMUS]

Quick looking at my ass fag. :mad:
Is that your man sitting in the drivers seat there bi glue???:notam:

[Biglue]

Is that your man sitting in the drivers seat there bi glue???:notam:
No ya big homo. That's my kid brother. You into young boys too? :jawdrop: :D

[MAXIMUS]

No ya big homo. That's my kid brother. You into young boys too? :jawdrop: :D
Naw I just assumed that was your cross dressing ass sitting on the deck molesting those kids!:D lol & mr bi glue was sitting by in the drivers seat waiting to drive!:devil:

[Biglue]

Naw I just assumed that was your cross dressing ass sitting on the deck molesting those kids!:D lol & mr bi glue was sitting by in the drivers seat waiting to drive!:devil:
If Benchracers had a letters mag like Penthouse, you'd make an awsome writer fag. :idea: :eek:

[lucky]

Ya think??? Let me tell you what I think... I think somebody should design a better chewing gum that dosen't loose flavor after 2 min! I think that every town should have a legal ***** house right smack in the middle of it. That way wives & girlfriends can always be reminded to be nice! I think Gorgy is a pillow biter! I think every country that thinks the U.S. sucks won't be needing our protection or support in the future. I think all outboard boats are for men who love men! I think sushi is pretty damn tasty! Especially the fish kind! I think chips & salsa with cocktails every day at noon should be a national past time! And yes I still think lucky is delusional...:notam:
why cause i thought you where straight ?????? your right I am dilusional since i have been off crack :D hey maxi - you nevous cause i'm going to be working your ass on the race track in two years - :D i'm gonna ride you so hard the first couple of laps ....... big fag lol - :D :D :jawdrop:

[lucky]

He's suppose to come to Red Bluff .
work cut my ass off like internet like the big gay jesus cut demon off from guru's fun bags :D

[dragboat]

He said....Fun bags :D :D :D :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

He said....Fun bags :D :D :D :D :D
I bet he meant nuts, speed bags :D :D ..........( . )( . )...........

[dragboat]

I bet he meant nuts, speed bags :D :D ..........( . )( . )...........
You think Lucky may be light in the heels?:eek: :D :D :D

[MAXIMUS]

**************!

[lucky]

You think Lucky may be light in the heels?:eek: :D :D :D
sure am!!!---- my manlyness cause's me to tilt foward and become a tripod :)

[Kim Hanson]

sure am!!!---- my manlyness cause's me to tilt foward and become a tripod :)
So if you farted :idea: would you become the leaning Tower of Lucky :confused: ..........( . )( . ).........:D :D

[dragboat]

sure am!!!---- my manlyness cause's me to tilt foward and become a tripod :)
Thats not what your nurse is telling EVERYONE ! :D :lightsabe :D

[Biglue]

sure am!!!---- my manlyness cause's me to tilt foward and become a tripod :)
How does being on all fours being considered as a tripod? Fag........dumb fag too. :D :D

[Kim Hanson]

How does being on all fours being considered as a tripod? Fag........dumb fag too. :D :D
He has 2 dicks, holycrap...must be a biotch pissing hammered eh!............( . )( . )...............:D :D

[dragboat]

He's had allot of practice?:jawdrop: :jawdrop: