Jesster
01-31-2007, 09:05 PM
Illegal
Dear Senators Boxer and or Feinstein,
>
> As a native Californian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
> for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
> illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
> Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
> provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United
> States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay
> a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I
> know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process
> started before everyone figures it out.
>
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
> taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two
> years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way
> that I can apply to be illegal retroactively?
> This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we
> paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
> paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
> save almost $10,000 a year.
>
> Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
> would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
> applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges
> throughout the United Statesfor my son.
>
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
> burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
> insurance premiums.
> This is very important to me given that I still have college age
> children driving my car.
>
> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms,
> I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>
> Your Loyal Constituent,
> Your Name Here
> Corona, CA
>
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
> 1-800-289-1040.
>
> Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this great
> offer!
Dear Senators Boxer and or Feinstein,
>
> As a native Californian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
> Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
> Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process
> for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
>
> My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
> illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
> Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
> provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United
> States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay
> a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I
> know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process
> started before everyone figures it out.
>
> Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
> taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two
> years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way
> that I can apply to be illegal retroactively?
> This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we
> paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
>
> Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
> emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
> paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
> save almost $10,000 a year.
>
> Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
> would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
> applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges
> throughout the United Statesfor my son.
>
> Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the
> burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
> insurance premiums.
> This is very important to me given that I still have college age
> children driving my car.
>
> If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
> illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms,
> I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
>
> Your Loyal Constituent,
> Your Name Here
> Corona, CA
>
> Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service
> 1-800-289-1040.
>
> Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this great
> offer!