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ratso
01-31-2007, 10:09 PM
Wednesday nights in this town are pretty good. There are two good bars to hang out at on this particular night, most folks just bounce back and forth between the two... which is also good on those nights when you need to "juggle"... I had thought about meeting my son and a friend of his out tonight, but was just too tired... and those nights are sometime more entertaining for me than actually going out.:)
Wednesday night usually brings out "B"... I dated her a while and we just eventually became fukk buddies. This chick will dump a dude, make a pitstop with me for a week or two, and land another dude that quick. She has been this way since the day I met her... She moves fast, hates to be alone. She got engaged again about two or three weeks ago. A couple guys told me more or less that it sucks when a chick that looks that good gets taken off the market, and I'm laughing to myself because she is NEVER off the market, at least as far as I go... Then you have T...one of the married chicks I've seen for years, gets out about one weekend a month when we usually hook up, and also on Wednesday nights fairly regularly, but most of the time she has to go home on weeknights to be home and help the kids get ready for school. Normally if we're hooking up during the week, it's in the truck in a parking lot somewhere. J... this schoolteacher from Dallas, loves to play games... we had our one night stand awhile back, and honestly I've been avoiding her because it was one of those nights that I'm not sure I could top again... and even if I could, I don't want to put up that much of an effort on a Wednesday night. Like Sam Kinison said, "I want to be the deepest darkest chapter in her sexual diary"... I have a big day tomorrow and don't want to be up for hours. For some reason, she stays quiet about her "life" in Dallas, and only gets here maybe a couple times a month, on Wednesday nights. I mean if we hook up again, I damn sure am gonna need the next day off. S... this chick has been after me since 1980, but for various reasons, it never happened, until a few months ago. Good stuff but she has 4 kids now, older, but aside from that, I'm not into chicks my age. I actually have done her just a few times, but only because I figured I "owed" her after the first time. She just isn't someone thet "does it" for me, but she will damn sure spread em 24/7... just a phone call away... and anything goes... Wednesday night, I stay home in bed... Let the texting begin...
Seems "B" has been crying tonight, wondering where I'm at, having second thoughts because this guy she is engaged to has been fukked over so many times in his life that he has got to be the most insecure pussy I ever met in my life. She always texts me when she needs to talk, if you want to call it talking. I am always full of good advice she says and would rather talk to me instead of her girlfriends, because I'm not so critical of her. She wants to come over... I told her to just call around 2am, if she still wants to and I'm still awake, fine, come over... just be sure this is what you want to do... See, I'm a nice guy like that and will try to prevent her from making a mistake. If I am awake though, I doubt I'll answer or respond. As I said, I'm tired...
T...sent me a text, wondering where I was at, and told me she is looking at my son from across the room. I told her I wasn't coming out after I dodged about 4 of her messages... she was starting to get upset because I wouldn't respond. I just told her I didn't want to drive into town for "parking lot" sex tonight. She thinks I'm with the chick that shot her husband because "she knows me too well"... She won't believe that I didn't take that one home the other night... kind of makes me sad because we have always had an honest and open relationship. I told her she could drop by, although she won't... it's out the opposite direction from where she has to go. Maybe next week.:D
J...still drives in from Dallas, but between her games and my Wednesday night curfew... and my thing with "backing it up"... I doubt we'll hook up again. That night was just too damn memorable. They read "R u gonna cum out 2 nite... haven't seen u in 4ever...Damn u break my heart everytime...can't believe u stood me up again...I'm officially mad at you...U R a huge mess!..." The night we hooked up, my son was out... he asked me who the heck the chick was that was hitting on me and saying wow and damn and all that... I told him I wasn't interested, so next thing you know he is over there introducing himself... boy moves quick. I saw her finally look around and point at me and whisper something in his ear. He came back over to our crowd and told us that she said... "You see that man over there with the spiked hair... I'm fukkin' him tonight"... Well... All I can say is she damn sure wasn't lying!:jawdrop:
S...I told her that patience is a virtue... 25 years is a lot of patience. She finally broke me down one night, with a little help from the liquor. She is direct. Her messages are usually... "So you gonna fukk me tonight... Can I come over, I'm horny...Too bad I'm really horny... Can we fukk at lunch tomorrow then...Okay babe just tell me when"... Too bad she isn't in my "age group"... but that kinda stuff might ruin it with the younger ones... don't want it getting out that I actually did someone my own age... but maybe that's the problem here... I would rather lay around here at home tonight and laugh about these texts I'm getting instead of going out and acting on it... maybe I AM getting old...:jawdrop: I'd rather just call it "Picky" http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gifI guess the only "inbox" getting filled tonight is the one in my phone.http://***boat.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif
See topless... no names were used in the posting of who I banged...;)

a catered life
01-31-2007, 10:18 PM
tmi:(

shockwaveharry
01-31-2007, 10:26 PM
Wednesday nights in this town are pretty good. There are two good bars to hang out at on this particular night, most folks just bounce back and forth between the two... which is also good on those nights when you need to "juggle"... I had thought about meeting my son and a friend of his out tonight, but was just too tired... and those nights are sometime more entertaining for me than actually going out.:)
Wednesday night usually brings out "B"... I dated her a while and we just eventually became fukk buddies. This chick will...
You are a slut...:D

ratso
01-31-2007, 10:27 PM
tmi:(
Oh I'm sure Mr. EAZYKILLER has some good ones...http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif

Tom Brown
01-31-2007, 10:28 PM
Hey Ratso,
How about letting me stay at your place for a week of Ratso fantasy camp action. I'll bring my notebook and will be frantically taking notes the whole time.

ratso
01-31-2007, 10:29 PM
You are a slut...:D
Heck, I guess it's getting to a point where I have a reputation that I can't back up...:( http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif I find myself always checking how late it's getting nowdays...:D

ratso
01-31-2007, 10:30 PM
Hey Ratso,
How about letting me stay at your place for a week of Ratso fantasy camp action. I'll bring my notebook and will be frantically taking notes the whole time.
...anytime Tom.;)

ratso
01-31-2007, 10:31 PM
I'm crashing... really do have a busy day tomorrow... ;)

mbrown2
01-31-2007, 10:32 PM
Ratso, when you gonna post some pics of these conquests? You can even censor the faces....need the girls holding up a local Waco paper with today's date...:)

Tom Brown
01-31-2007, 10:35 PM
Ratso, when you gonna post some pics of these conquests? You can even censor the faces....need the girls holding up a local Waco paper with today's date...:)
I don't think he's so much kidnapping and ransoming these ladies as just fu(king them.

photo chick
01-31-2007, 10:39 PM
Hey Ratso,
How about letting me stay at your place for a week of Ratso fantasy camp action. I'll bring my notebook and will be frantically taking notes the whole time.
Ok then we'll publish a book and I want the rights to the photos:D

Tom Brown
01-31-2007, 10:39 PM
Ok then we'll publish a book and I want the rights to the photos:D
We can use the royalties to pay for the defense. :cool:

photo chick
01-31-2007, 10:54 PM
We can use the royalties to pay for the defense. :cool:
There you go....always thinking Tom...I like that

shockwaveharry
01-31-2007, 10:54 PM
We can use the royalties to pay for the defense. :cool:
I'll be a character witness!

QuickCheetah
01-31-2007, 11:02 PM
thats it im moving to tx...

RitcheyRch
02-01-2007, 05:31 AM
Road trip to Ratso's house.

Jbb
02-01-2007, 05:57 AM
Ratso......so arrogant....always bragging....coming off cocky.......taking the man ***** industry to a new level....Revolutionizing man whoredom.......bashing all the other man whores on this board......when will it end?........................................:D
...Turns out ...after a little reasearch...that this is who Ratso was texting with all night...
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=23291&stc=1&d=1170338795

ratso
02-01-2007, 07:02 AM
mbrown... I don't know if I'd call it conquests... most of my relationships are with people I've known for years. I think it would be better compared to giving in or breaking down in a lot of cases. Honestly I'm too picky, and last night was more about avoiding these chicks instead of hooking up with them.http://***boat.com/ubb/graemlins/idea_2.gif It's kind of a toss up between banging, or chilling out and watching TV. I hope none of this sounds like bragging, with JBB comparing me to WES lol...:D it's just passing on a story that I found to be funny. If I was bragging, I'd have gone out and screwed all 4 of the ones from last night...:jawdrop: and I haven't done anything that crazy in quite a few years.;)... and if it ever feels like bragging, I'll just back away into the shadows and talk about boating.:D Nope, it was a boring night at home except for the messaging which died out finally around mid morning... Some of these "stories", especially about ex wives, go back farther than some of you have been alive or maybe have even been toddlers. I'm walking down the aisle and some on here were barely walking period... Also, the bar scene has a lot to do with it, and if you're not living it or working in it, you may not be able to take it all in as a way of life for some people, kind of like EAZY... that's "different" too... and like the bar scene or swinger scene, people are out there to hook up... it doesn't go over as well in the grocery store or standing at the gas pump. Oh, JBB, there are actually a few that look like that hitting the bar scene... kind of sickening, but I have seen them hook up and leave with guys:jawdrop: lol...Guess there's someone for everyone.;)

Tom Brown
02-01-2007, 07:14 AM
...Turns out ...after a little reasearch...that this is who Ratso was texting with all night...
There's nothing like going into a house that has film of ash on everything and a salad bowl full of crushed out cigarettes on every flat surface.

Jbb
02-01-2007, 07:18 AM
If I was bragging, I'd have gone out and screwed all 4 of the ones from last night...:jawdrop:
That's what Im talkin about!!!!!:D
Ratso for Board President!!!

Jbb
02-01-2007, 07:20 AM
There's nothing like going into a house that has film of ash on everything and a salad bowl full of crushed out cigarettes on every flat surface.
So you know what to expect when you visit Atlanta.....Smokey rooms.....Iron Butterfy.....{or Freddy Mercury...If you insist:rolleyes: }...playing on the juke box....
good times....:p

lucky
02-01-2007, 07:35 AM
Hey Ratso,
How about letting me stay at your place for a week of Ratso fantasy camp action. I'll bring my notebook and will be frantically taking notes the whole time.
leave the note book at home Tom , I believe our ratso is more of a dictaion kinda guy ... better bring a box of condoms and a kamostro instruction manual :) lmao -- ( porn music enters now ) :D

a catered life
02-01-2007, 07:48 AM
Ratso......so arrogant....always bragging....coming off cocky.......taking the man ***** industry to a new level....Revolutionizing man whoredom.......bashing all the other man whores on this board......when will it end?........................................:D
...Turns out ...after a little reasearch...that this is who Ratso was texting with all night...
http://www.***boat.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=23291&stc=1&d=1170338795
WELL AT LEAST IT HAS HAIR....:(

rampgirl-top
02-01-2007, 08:00 AM
WOW, this makes me feel like I have lived a sheltered life. :(
Just damn glad I don't have a mustache!!!! She is disgusting!

mbrown2
02-01-2007, 08:31 AM
mbrown... I don't know if I'd call it conquests....;)
Just giving u crap Ratso....you don't come across as the arrogant boasting type....just figured I would get a good pic out of it from JBB:)